#so like if anyone wanted to make one but didnt wanna make it an eevee u have an alt name for it

[aibouart]

yeah i went and did the simplest anatomy sheet known to pokemon sub species

but i also included Copyright Free name version too

[anonymousminimouse]

This post is very important, please stop scrolling and take a moment to look at this

This is a call out post about @harrisontheweirdone AKA harrisonbuttergem (and also known as Lost Dreemurr on discord)

Let me get one thing out of the way, This is my first time doing anything like this, and I’m not doing it for the drama uwu or to get people to go after this guy, its simply to warn people to be careful when talking to him. Please do not go after him, simply block and move on, Maybe even reblog the post so people can see this another thing: there is no order to the things I point out other then when they first started happening in our or my friends conversations

Also warning: the following subject deals with: - Mentions of NSFW - possible abuse? don’t quote me on this - mentions of rape - Death threats

OK LETS GO

Let me add: this guy is an adult, both me and my friend are minors

so, me and one of my best friends @green-eyed-eevee really got involved with this guy when he joined one of my servers and the second he joined something seemed very off about him, I had known the guy for years and he joins my server asking to be called “royal pronouns” which is They/Them? Now, I know for a fact this guy is cis male, i even asked him about the royal pronouns at one point and he just kinda blew it off

Seeing his response, as a nonbinary made me feel kinda upset, but I didn’t think it was really worth sharing with anyone until now.

As time went on, He started to talk about NSFW in my SFW server full of minors, Constantly “forgetting” that fetishs are considered NSFW

every time I’d warn him he would either A. Play victim, or B. type at me in ALL CAPS and say things like “jesus fucking christ”

Also, sorry to jump off topic but, GOODNESS he asked me and my friend to draw him NSFW stuff multiple times for him (for free, might i add) The reason we agreed to do it half of the time was because he knew something we didnt want getting out to the rest of the world, so he was sorta blackmailing us, it was also a matter of us stupidly trusting him until the end

NOW, before we go on, I started to talk to him to get more proof of how he can be dangerous, I fully admit that i was adding gas to the flame in order to get proof, I will not deny this. But that’s not the only reason i kept adding gas to the flames, I also believed i could help him become a better person, I truly did

OK Back to the topic at hand

Me AND my good friend Toto made it perfectly clear we were uncomfortable with the nsfw after a while, 

and what does he do??

He “forgets” he “forgets” a lot

and more on the topic of NSFW, He contacted me about a server with all minors besides himself and

yeah....did you get the point?? bc u mentioned nsfw stuff a shit ton of times after you said this OH and did i mention, what could be taken as death threats?

Maybe I’m overlooking it, but, Knowing who this guy is? i cant imagine anything good was in his mind when he sent these I had a screenshot of me telling him I didn’t wanna hear about his nasty kink RP, and then he proceeded to tell me anyway, but i lost the original and this was the closest I could get

Alright, Last point i want to make, Due to the conversation at hand, I forced myself to calm down after he mentioned one of my triggers in less then 2 minutes, and i’ve been emotional unstable every since,,, But heres a big thing i wanna warn people about

YIKES OH YIKES, JUST LOOKING AT THIS SCREENSHOT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT,  I Started to shake and cry, I managed to get myself to stop shaking pretty quickly so i could keep having the conversation but i cried for a good 2 hours because of this question, This is not an ok thing to ask even if the person doesn’t have the trigger and even better, he damn well knows it one of my triggers, I’ve told him quiet a few times

Update: (8/17/2018) Ok, so my friend reached out to him one last time, and,

do i even need words for this???

Also, about the account he called out on his DA, Since i’m gonna get a lot of ask about it, I’ve sworn of using it til April 17th 2019 when I turn 18

I may add onto this in the future or make a 2nd post about everything I missed

if you wanna help spread the word by reblogging, please feel free

PLEASE DO NOT WITCH HUNT THIS GUY!! just block, maybe even report, and move on Thank you for your time

[tumblunni]

Also HELL YES FOR CASUAL PLAYER LOVE

Im so happy to hear that Let's Go is indeed INTENTIONALLY designed to be "more casual" and everything these super anti-casual conpetitive players are complaining about was intentionalky put in there cos the developers legit think its better. THANK YOU!

i dunno man it just seems like we NEVER heae about the developers doing anything for the fans unless its enablibg competitive play or iv breeding or whatever. Like those are the only definitions of "fans" that interviewers seem to care about. And Its hard to know what the developers really think when the questions that are asked leave out a huge componant of the fanbase, yknow?

And uhh.. I mean its just good to specificially know that theyre okay with casual fans existing, like not just "its for kids" but "hey you are not bad if you are an adult who also enjoys the game for its intended appeal points and not for a huge mega complicated mathematical metagame people made up to be 'more mature'". I was really surprised to see that written interview with masuda specifically mentioning IV breeding as the place where conpetitive goes too far and makes the game not fun anymore. "Pokemon wasn't meant to be a game about hatching eggs and nothing else." Like.. Playing competitively itself is not bad, i dont wanna sound like i hate hardcore fans and im a big ol jerk. I admire the dedication because it all seems so super unattainable and mathematically magical to me! Im not into that stuff but i can admire that you have to be a damn genius to achieve all that stuff. BUT i also get what he's saying. Because it sucks when you HAVE to be a damn genius to EVEN START PLAYING! Whenever high level competitive strats become the goddamn baseline it makes competitive completely inaccessable to everyone except the most hardcore of the hardcore, and its like damn man how do you even become that if you have no way to start practising? Iv breeding is so INSANE in retrospect! Like when you think about it, its wild that people even cracked the code for how to game the system and get the highest possible randomized stats for every ridiculously minor thing. Like how the fuck did they even figure out any of this?? And then all the further madness into figuring out how to attain it and how to raise odds of shinys and hidden abilities and how they keep figuring out new ways to do it with every new system each game brings out. And then people will spend friggin LITERAL DAYS OF REAL TIME running up and down the same road in the game, hatching thousands of eggs just to get the one mathematically superior pokemon from a confluence of random events. And this is treated as fuckin REQUIRED to play the game! You can't touch competitive if you dont do it. And these bad sorts of competitive players will try and force this requirement onto other non-competitive parts of the game, and shame casual players for not doing it even though its literally not what they want to play the game for.

Seriously, man! Individual values were just designed to make individual pokemon more random, so the play experience would seem more unique to each run. It was literally invented for a "casual" reason! It just really sucks that they implimented it in a way that had an objective "best" value to get, so people ignored the whole point of "adding personality" and just wanted that one. Tho i mean at least they patched out the early issue where gender and shinyness were linked to these values so you couldnt get certain types of pokemon as the "best" version and it was even more limiting. Glad that GSC didnt have online metagame yet, lol! (Tho it makes it possible for people to more easily predict which pokenon will become Shiny when transferred from rby to gsc, which is neat.)

ANYWAY WHERE WAS I

Oh yeah! I appreciate that each generation of games lately has made it easier to see your IVs and EVs and to get them to their "best" versions, with even the FUCK YEAH feature pf being able to "fix" bad IVs on level 100 pokemon. I carried my Sneasel named Reaper since RSE and he's been completely unuseable for so long and bottlecaps fixed that! Kid me just played the game like he was my starter and i loved him. I didnt know about IVs or EVs, so i took this terribly-statted dude with a bad ability and made him fight all the wrong pokemon because he is my best friend and he needs to win every gym battle and i will buy him lemonades afterward. Also he wore the Blackglasses item forever cos i thougjt itd be cool if you could put accessories on your pokemon. So yeah i did Everything Wrong and thus all the pokemon i actually cared about were made weak and useless by my love and i had to spend 48 hours running down a stupid road to hatch and abandon 1400 new ones just to get one that was "useable". Thanks to bottlecaps, this is no more! Decade old weasel pals can be revived! Tho still it sucks that i hit level 100 before this mon's evolution came out. Alas!

BUT

Like.. Even tho now its slightly less hard to make a "perfect" pokemon its still tedious as hell and really takes you out of the moment and you have to already know beforehand that its necessary. Kids are just gonna blunder in and not even know why they keep losing due to no fault of their own. Adults are gonna also do that. Seriously this isnt a "kiddy fans vs mature fans" or "non fans versus FANS" thing, this is just "fans who have one very specific skill for memorizing a bunch of numbers and steps and enduring hours of boredom doing it vs..people who think that kinda ruins the game". And even if nintendo fully streamlined the process into sonething easy, itd still feel like an unnecessary roadblock in the way of just getting to play the damn game. We really need to add some sort of hardcore/casual or iv breeding/no iv breeding thing to league divisions, as well as the tier lists. This is why im so hyped for the current "Spooky Cup", since it actually seems like a "just for fun" multiplayer experience, and its kinda dumb that we have to rely on nintendo actually programming limitations into a tournement cos the players refuse to allow anyone to just do it normally. I did a big whoop at "no mega stones" and "everyone gets a participation prize even if they lose"! And the limitations being a random event based thing rather than a skill cap! Yay ghost types!! Reminds me of the baby pokemon only tourneys in the n64 games. That was a kind of hardcore challenge that had a bit of creativity to it!

So anyway anyway what i'm getting at...

I'm just happy that the devs are saying "yes this is a casual game with more of what casual players want, and less of those hardcore limitations" and THATS NOT MEANT TO BE A NEGATIVE!! Actual developers sitting on a couch hugging giant pikachu plushies and saying this game is for people who just want a fun game about..well, hugging pikachus! They changed the way you catch pokemon because they wanted it to be more fun. They brought back following pokemon because fun. You get all these new features for your starter because they wanted you to really feel like a kid going on their first pokemon adventure and sharing all these special moments with pikachu! They talked about how the art style was decided upon because it was the closest to "how you imagined it in your head when you played pokemon yellow", and "if it was photorealistic it just wouldnt feel right". They picked eevee for the second option because they actually paid attention to the fans and which pokemon was the second most popular and had a similar "both cute and cool" appeal with all audiences. And they put the most effort into the visuals and the cuteness and making everything just feel like a good and fun adventure that recaptures everything you wanted as a kid playing the first game.

And they just act so unapologetically HAPPY about all these parts of the game! These are their favourite parts! They're the goddamn DEVELOPERS and even they say that they prefer the story and the characters and the relaxing childlike whimsy to the concept of refining gameplay to a ridiculous hardcore perfection and throwing out everything else in pursuit of that. And man, seeing them hugging the big pika and eev plushies in EVERY PROMOTIONAL VIDEO and just enjoying playing their own game so much!! And babbling on about dressing up your pokemon!!

God its just SO GOOD to see this as a fan who's been here since the very beginnibg and is starting to feel quite self concious about being an adult fan who isnt doing it "properly". Like man the pressure of hardcore competotive being the "only right way" started even when i was just 11, like seriously THE AGE THE ACTUAL TRAINERS ARE IN THE GODDAMN GAME. Before you even hit your teens you already got stuck up older kids telling you you were too old to just enjoy a game cos you enjoyed the damn game, noooo you have to make it as unfun as possible and only derive enjoyment from defeating other people. It took me until ORAS to actually even be able to try competitive at all, i found it so overwhelming until they added other methods to EV train. And even then i still felt like the blandness of the preparation outweighed any fun of playing these "higher level" battles. Like sure maybe some people like that stuff but it felt so dissappointing after all these years of being pressured to try it...

Sometimes its just good to enjoy a game cos you legit like the world and characters. Sometimes its just really validating to see the developers talking about enjoying making those things, cos it gives you permission to be less embarrassed about it. Sometimes its good to also see them hugging a hundred dollar giant pikachu while you hug your hundred dollar giant mimikyu. Cos seriously what is the point of being an adult if youre not allowed to buy these adult sized plushies? What kid could ever afford those! Im not letting my childhood dream pass me by just because ~maturity~ when im finally able to slap a fat wad of cash on the table and yell GIVE ME THE BIGGEST CHU

I will embrace all my pure childhood love and enjoy this game of just huggins and nothing else! And i really like this concept for the series, if they continue doing Let's Go as a spinoff so we'd have a set of games appealing to each of the casual and hardcore demographics. I always feel bad complaining about hardcore when really my actual opinion on it is just "its not for me" and im actually only complaining about the rude fans who tell me im not a real fan unless i like their genre of stuff. Dude i was three years old when pokemon came out, i think ive earned my right by seniority to hug a plushie or two! So itd be awesome if hardcore doods could get their super hardcore game too, and we could just argue less cos we'd each be able to enjoy what we enjoy. Tho i mean the main series games already have a pretty clear divide between story/fun being the main game and hardcore competitive being a postgame thing. And yet we still get all this fandom fightibg over "ignore the actual 90% of the game, skip the plotline and only play competitive" apparantly being the "real" way to play it. Like man im worried that attitude is still gonna stick arpund even if they do give us separate games appealing to each side of the fandom?

EHHH WHATEVER! Im just gonna sit here in my corner of casual hugs and work on my self confidence to be able to stop feeling bad about not being someone else's idea of a "real" fan. If real fans can't have pikachu in a little hat, then that is not the life i wanna lead!

LITTLE GODDAMN HAT, MY GUY

[dr-disco-broski]

What if everyone thinks it was due to indecision, but what if Jean actually wanted to just let the eevee pick? That's not unheard of and someone did do that in the anime. He sat the eevee down in front of the usual 3 rocks, told it that it didn't have to make a decision now and that it could totally be something else, and it politely declined the stones.

And maybe, just maybe he actually wanted a sylveon but didn't want to admit that (or no one asked) so he just. Went for it and everyone assumed it was an accident.

I think it's name Def has something to do with how it evolved? Like it's a title that it earned during that battle or case or smth. I'd have to write that fic honestly to get that name

I think espeon should be named mania. It got the name because it evolved during one of Harrys maniacal moments, and then it started to talk to him WAY more, more the way the phasmid does instead of how you talk to the mailbox.

[EdC: "Did you hear mullens eevee evolved?"

"Wait, really? I thought he was just going to not bother."

"It's an espeon, so I don't think it was intentional. He named it fucking mania!"

The other officer bursts out in laughter. "SERIOUSLY? HE'S SELF AWARE ENOUGH FOR THAT?"

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"]

Jude still has an eevee, hers hasn't evolved yet. She's only been with it two months.

Trant has a glaceon. That's a gut feeling honestly I'm not super sure why

Torson has a flareon, and Chester has a leaf eon.

I think we're mostly just adding Pokémon to Elysium? That and changing a few things into Pokémon (like the pale being a Pokémon, and the phasmid being a legendary). I Def wanna do more with that though! Hell I think you could actually make Elysium variant Pokémon, and maybe a few new Elysium Pokémon.

I have more ideas on how the rcm officers interact with their Pokémon though!

I think Kim would be considered a bit odd for having his jolteon follow him, but once people find out its literally his partner it makes sense. This thing is INSANELY well behaved, almost better than a real world service dog (and honestly it can function as a service dog, should there be a need for that). It has a bed in the back seat of the kineema that Kim has to move to transport suspects.

Harrys Pokémon are mostly in the ball, but the phantump NEVER goes in a ball. He usually doesn't bring it to work with him, he leaves it at home or it chills with the eevee that haven't been assigned to anyone yet. Tisiphone is out p much any time he's not on duty, and sometimes while he is on duty anyways.

mania is 100% a service pokemon, both in that shes a service 'weapon' and a helper. this man is fucking insane and needs someone to help calm him down. its literally like an autism service dog.

lyssa is PURE weapon. she is a flamethrower. shes out when hes dicking around in bars, shes the one that he tends to do the most damage to *others* with.

soteria is ok at doing damage, but this thing has the attitude of a 60 year old art critic. its paws shake due to how shit it all is.

dolos is a lot like sparky, but with more FLARE.(kims mental nickname for it is sparkly). this bad boy has all the energy in the world, it does little flips in the air. it is extremely perceptive. its also FAR less well behaved than sparky, and itll just run off at random sounds to go investigate them. also it does track and field.

i think you totally have to rescue these guys from the pigs. i think that when harry released his pokemon, he literally just. forced roy to buy it, without even releasing it from the pokeball. roy sold it to the pigs because he REALLY didnt want to be the one in posession of some dudes service pokemon. the pigs go to use it against you, and you have to coax the pokemon to come back to you. (if you fail, or decide to leave it be, itll run off with S.O. Sparky)

I think that S.O. sparky is also a little bit like a service dog, but only in that it points out things that kim cant see. (what he doesnt know is that sparky 100% moves things out of his way when hes walking around his house blind as a bat in the middle of the night)

Ace has a bar thingy where it hangs to sleep, and S.O. Sparky sleeps in bed with kim. Jean's sylveon sleeps curled up at the very foot of his bed, or maybe like right under his bed. I think the only one of Harry's service pokemon who would be out in his home regularly would be Mania, and she is literally glued to his side. The Phantump sleeps in a literal toddler bed, and it has its own corner because harry lives in a one bedroom apartment. tisiphone sleeps RIGHT by the door. like right in front of the front door. Jean has hit the poor girl millions of times, but she refuses to sleep anywhere else. megaera mostly stays in her ball, alecto similarly stays in her pokeball. alecto used to sleep in the bed with harry, but dora found that kinda creepy. and so did jean. by harrys logic its no different than sleeping with a sylveon in your bed, but whatever. he had started to ignore her outside of rage-filled moments anyways.

it starts to get a bit crowded once harry starts to get his pokemon back, because like half of them dont have balls. theyre just following him because they all know theyre his. at the start its just harry and tisiphone, and kim sees that and just assumes that harry is in a similar boat to him (though he does find it... minorly odd/vaguely worrying that its an absol and not a normal eeveelution. maybe the 41st allows anything vaguely canine?) but then, on day 3, you can get your phantump back from jean. the phantump literally does not have a pokeball. it just follows you and you have no idea what to do with it exactly, as it is NOT fit for combat. this is when the party starts to get a tiiiiny bit crowded, because you have Lt. Kitsuragi, S.O. Sparky, Lt. DuBois, Tisiphone, AND a phantump. then you get your service pokemon, and that one doesnt have a ball either. you'd think it already had a ball, but no ball was found on the pigs. its as if it were released, or the ball was broken. either way, you're stuck with it following you (and you have no pokeballs. The Moralintern made them ridiculously expensive to simply buy, and most people get pokemon in some signifigant fashion, be it heirlooms, befriending them and getting a ball later, gifts from parents/family, or through their jobs. there are a lot of machamp and other strongman pokemon on the unions payroll.)

and this doesnt even take into account the sheer amount of random ass ghost pokemon that just follow harry around. kim already felt watched because the union was watching you, but harry is being watched like a hawk by like 20 different ghost pokemon, who while they mostly stay hidden, their prescence is VERY noticable.

by the end of the game, kim is just happy that jeans been toting around megaera and alecto. he doesnt think he could have handled ALL FIVE of harry's pokemon (all ball less), the sheer amount of ghost pokemon who follow him, plus his own jolteon. seriously man, why do you need FIVE??? they go around to interview people, with tisiphone, sparky, phantump, and harrys service pokemon in tow and everyone is like 'could you NOT bring a zoo into my house? please? the eeveelutions are ok but i feel like my house has turned into a graveyard...'[plus, they dont all actually fit in trants car. thankfully jean managed to get 4 pokeballs {You- Only 4? Don't we need 5? Jean Vicquemare- You really are brain damaged. That's your son Harry, he doesn't go in a pokeball. Never has, never will.} so that you can catch everyone real quick]

Hey, so Disco Elysium lives in my head rent-free. I love everything about it, and for the first time in a long time, I actually want to write fic about this world. The characters are so good, and I just have some deep feelings about the Pale and Delores Dei. (She creeps me out, but in the good way? Like what is your deal warlord religious icon??) IDK

Anyway, off topic, but I saw the absolutely adorable and perfect piece of Kim with his Pokemon team by @bakemeats. If you haven't seen it, please go look upon it. It's so cute.

So that leads me to thinking about Pokemon in Disco Elysium.

And honestly, Pokemon in anything always gets me, like who doesn't love the idea of a Pokemon buddy? Let alone a whole team of them? I digress, I really want to think about Harry having pokemon. Like does he have a Pokemon that he got when he was with Dora, and all the baggage to go with the poor baby?What about the bender?

My pet idea is that Jean and the others have to take his Pokemon from him, cause during the bender he starts raving that he's just going to release them all, and that's crazy!? You can't just abandon your Pokemon Harry you idiot?! He manages to let his oldest Pokemon go, an Absol (of course Harry f*ing Du Bois would have an Absol, how else can he know where to find trouble??) But she doesn't bail, just keeps following Harry and Kim throughout the whole case.

She's been with Harry too long to let him just ditch her now. And also, she knows he's a goner without her. She's smart and loyal, honestly more than pre-Martinaise Harry deserves.

And that's barely scratching the surface of my feelings. I could probably write this thought post forever, and still want to write out the story. Hopefully I can bully my brain into doing it. So far, I know some of Harry's team, Kim's and that Jean has a Mudsdale.

If anyone wants to throw in their two cents please do! I'm just really enjoying this idea. 😌