#so like feral and yearning

[peachyykira]

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[0800-p1llowhump3r]

need to kiss your cock through your underwear until there's a noticeable wet patch from my drool. let me rub my face against your bulge as I inhale your scent. hold my lips open and push your covered crotch back into my hot, wet mouth... please.

[radioactive-cloud]

i have no desire to ever have children but if i could make a deal with the deities to exchange my first-born for a new the amazing devil album i would consider it

[jokerownsmysoul]

[druizard]

I am living for all of the thirsty tags you guys add when you reblog my shit. Absolutely unhinged. Never change, friends.

[sapph1c-yearn1ng]

Can’t stop thinking about how we were getting ready for the seeyouspacecowboy show and she wanted me to do her makeup I’ll take any excuse to sit on her lap especially when she looked so hot in her cute little outfit I could tell she liked me bossing her around even if it was just using my hand to gently tilt her head so I could get a better angle with the brush or instructing her to open her eyes so I could make sure her eyeshadow wasn’t creasing but really I just wanted her to look up at me with her pretty doe eyes and when I leaned in close to do her eyeliner I could feel her breath on my skin sending tingles down my neck and my spine and it was so hard to ignore her girl buldge pressed against me the whole time but our friend would be there soon so we didn’t have time to fuck so we just had to take breaks to hungrily make out then go back to applying mascara before we got too carried away fuck it was so hot

[skitskatdacat63]

I hate(affectionate) when I can feel myself start getting obsessed with an actor(or character.) It starts off like, oh hey yeah this actor is pretty great! And then just quickly devolves into feeling like:

And then at some point the obsession dies down and I don't even really realize it until I get obsessed w another actor and I'm like "oh so this is what true, unbridled obsession feels like"

[inquisitorcastellanos]

Hand practice turned into the scene that lives rent-free in my mind

@choccy-milky is killing me softly with their art and writing need to send vibes their way

[derangedthots]

feeling some type of way about user simpofnegan's new cowboy jacemond fic in the tags and by some type of way i mean desperately trying not to scream in my dorm room @ 2am and wake my roommate

[reinemichele]

I'll never forget the first time I talked to someone on tumblr about dw (this was way back in like 2011-2012 so this isn't about anyone here now) they asked me what my fav ship was & I said ninerose (I hadn't gotten to s3 yet so I didn't know about the master) & the person was like . dude I am so sorry

😭😭😭 Like I guess I appreciate the sympathy but

[genuflecting]

I'm sure I've shared this thesis before but I absolutely believe that Resident Evil 4 is about the emotional experience of going from your early to late twenties. the dissonance Leon feels seeing Ashley who is 20, just a year younger than the age he was in RE2, and Luis who is only one year older than him at 28, and realizing he has more in common with the bitter lost cause than the bubbly hopeful kid. I need to bite something

[dumbtsun]

sometimes I think I'm reading into things too much and we have a completely average friendship and we're just bros and then we're discussing shared ownership of my fucking pajamas

[muriel-not-the-dim-one]

I hope Mr. Crowley and Mr. Fell see this. ♥️✨

Thank you @thatmightyheart ✨

i read this part in the book and i literally felt my heart soar i cannot BELIEVE the sheer High Romance woven into this one sentence …………. :((

[worshipper-status]

*foaming at the mouth, gnashing my canines* W-WHERE GODDESS?!!?! NNEEDD HANDLERRR gRRRRRR

[elilian-elkins]

NOTQSMP part 4

Here's a bunch of stuff I didn't include in the other parts-

Some stuff I made up as notes from a few planets Sky visited, and made to exchange with Honey, another alien that was in the island, one thing they bonded over!

The joy of someone (totally sane) discovering the feeling of death for the first time (as respawn isn't a common thing)

A fit check + I somehow got three tridents completely on accident while preparing stuff for lore wearing Sky's skin, including one where I was *playing* him, I had to pause and "fall into pieces" emote for that one

(I never got a trident for my sona- wasn't searching for one, didn't want one as I never use those, but gosh, still can't believe it, I fought more drowned as Eli than as Sky but somehow my guy is blessed by the gods, is it them punishing Chaos and its host? who knows)

notqsmp!Eli's appearance! Since they're a shapeshifter, they have their base form, which they forgot because of what happened to them leading to them being Chaos' host. They would have went back to this appearance after its defeat (purifying Eli) if it wasn't for the server dying and closing before I could do so. But whatever, it's still canon! Just, only known by me xwx

I had some other characters planned. I played the glowing blue moth a few times, not talking, just being silly, flying around and being vaguely helpful at times while being fixated on coal, "asking" for the other to mine it so I could get it- very fun <:

And the other is a bat hybrid, sad backstory, but overall a lil bastard guy who enjoy seeing people in pain and messing with others, while trying to find a cure to his sickness (which is why he went here, as he heard death wasn't permanent here)

Ngl, it was in preparation of my sona being freed and Chaos being yeeted, very much drained of its powers, so a character to be able to be a lil parasite to others and fill a bit the hole left by my sona back to their kind self and not playing the entity at all/as much-

Two characters, not mine, my sona's blood bro and my alien's friend bird!

And the hypothesis of "if Sky hadn't freak out and he and Karma had been able to escape", by the time he would have gone to the island, his friend would have been dead a few decades ago

That's all! I'm still so blessed to have been able to

[stoopidpigeonxx]

⋆˚｡⋆୨✧୧˚ 𝑶 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝑴𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏. ˚୨✧୧⋆｡˚⋆

CAPTAIN CURLY SMUT HEADCANNONS !! NSFW under the cut. MDNI.

(These are all completely random, not tied to any prompt. I just want more stuff about this guy cuz I love him) Fandom/characters: Mouthwashing, Captain Curly, other characters briefly mentioned.

Content warning: Smut (obviously), p in v, curlys packing, title kink, thigh-riding, face-sitting, size difference, manhandling, reader is AFAB, creampie, multiple rounds, riding, cursing, J*mmy.

-He's a grower, not a shower.

I firmly believe Curly is a distinguished gentleman, unlike J*mmy who would most likely brag about how big he is and end up only being like, 5 or 6 inches. Curly, however, will not mention his size until you see it for yourself. And when he sees your face, he panics. "Oh-shit, uh- i-is it gonna be too big for you? It's okay if it is, I should've warned you.."

He's four inches soft, uncut. I think he keeps himself decently groomed. He's not completely bare, but it isn't a forest. He's got a little v-line that's only visible when he wears sweatpants that you go absolutely feral over. When he gets hard, whoo boy. 9 inches, throbbing. He's got a cute little vein near his tip that you like to attack when you're sucking him off because it makes his thighs shake. He's got a little bit of a mushroom tip, maybe more rounded. Perfect for hitting all those good spots inside you. In short, he's big. (he tucks it, that's why he doesn't have a bulge in his sprites. Also I'm sorry trans-Curly headcannon people ;-;)

-"Need a seat? I'll volunteer."

VEEEEEERRRYYY into face-sitting. Very. Like, the first thing he wants when you guys get freaky is for you to sit on his face. He's not exactly sure why he likes it, to be honest, he just loves the feeling of you absolutely lose yourself on his tongue. He isn't worried about suffocating or anything, since he's a lot bigger than you, so don't be afraid to ride his face! he can handle it! But seriously, use this guy as a seat. He'd give you a few licks up your slit at first to warm you up (again, gentleman) before going for your clit. And when he gets it, he sucks. Hard. He'd also probably sneak a finger or two inside you to add extra stimulation, because he really wants you to come on his face. He desperately yearns for the sound of you screaming his name as your juices cover his face and tongue, letting you ride your orgasm out before lifting you off his face and setting you down. "Alright, sweet-stuff, my turn. On your knees, please."

-Save a Polle, ride his big ass thighs.

So... we've all seen his sprite. He's thick as fuck. He's got a booty and bigger tits than me. But he also has deliciously large thighs.. so use that to your advantage, because he's totally down with it. He likes using it as foreplay to get you wet enough to take him, and he just likes the feeling. He'll probably give himself a hand while you're doing it, or he'll just watch and leave the touching to you.

He isn't much for public sex, but if you're really horny, he'll let you get high on his thigh over his uniform and gently praise you when you come. It gives him a little buzz to be doing something like that in a risky situation, like while he's in the cockpit sitting at the control panel, or even in the commons of the ship with Daisuke in a few rooms away. When you do come, which isn't that long after, he'll kiss you all over your face and head and twirl your hair in his fingers, using his other hand to rub your ass or back.

"There you go, sweetheart, that's a good girl. Good job."

-Sir yes sir.

I know, I know. He gets called 'Captain' and 'Sir' for his job. But if its coming from you when he's balls deep in you.. It's an entirely different reaction.

"D-did.. you just call me- mgh..- Captain?"

It makes him ferociously horny to hear that title slip from your lips, so pray you'll still walk tomorrow. "Ooh, fuck, yeahhh. Call me that again, baby. Call me that again.. Uh-huh. Captain takin' care of this pretty lil' pussy, huh.."

He doesn't dirty talk that explicitly, but you calling him captain gets his creative juices flowing. Oh, also his come. Yeah..

Its also perfect teasing material. You two couldn't even be getting it on, you'd just sneak up behind him and kiss him on the cheek and say "Morning, Captain!" In that tone you know drives him wild. Boom, hard. Poor guy.

-Yeehaw!

favorite position? Cowgirl. For many reasons. One, he loves looking at your face while you ride his cock. The noises, the facial expressions you make, the way your tits bounce up and down with your hips.. He wishes it was a renaissance painting to look at every morning. He also just likes being able to hold you easily. When you're on his lap, its easier for him to snake a hand up and hold your hair out of your face, or to give your ass gentle love taps (he would never spank you, unless asked to). He's a very hands-on guy and wants to touch you, everywhere he can.

Of course, he doesn't mind the occasional doggy, or missionary, or hell, even a Full Nelson, because you KNOW he's able to hold you like that. Manhandling comes naturally with Curly. Gently, of course. He would never hurt you.

-Gets a little messy.

Curly's no one pump chump. He'll go for hours. Even if he's came inside you at least five times, he'll keep going. He's got hella impressive stamina. His motivation? Seeing your cunt leaking his seed when he pulls out. He wants you to still find it in your underwear 3 days later. No hole goes unfilled. He's not exactly a breeder, per-say, though he definitely wouldn't complain about getting you pregnant, he just likes seeing you in a state. He thinks of it as artwork, leaving you so stuffed to the brim. The next day, he'd pull you aside and give you a quick finger-orgasm, just to see if his come's still in there. When it leaks onto his fingers along with your own, he's a very happy man. "Ahh, look at that. Still got it in ya. Should fill you up even more later, hm?"

oof. my hands hurt. ;-;