#so its like wtf do i do? i kinda have to take the hit and make work my whole life rn. morn the loss of other things for a while

[birthclod]

thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[merlucide]

BLLK BOYS X SHORT READER!

notes: ayeeee self indulgent this time 🥹 short girlies wya [requested!]

characters: Isagi, Nagi, Rin, Shidou

warnings: cursing, cringe, not proofread

ISAGI YOICHI

He’s not the type to openly say smth about another’s appearance, but he thinks your shortness is so freaking cute!! 🥹

Doesn’t comment on your height like ever— he doesn’t want to cross any boundaries or make you feel uncomfortable!!

Isagi isn’t the tallest guy around— but he isn’t short!!! so he feels extra manly when you need his help grabbing things from the top shelf hehe

he loves how easy it is just to ‘mwah! mwah!’ On your forehead :)

if anyone wants to talk shit about you being funsized they’ll have a personal meeting with Isagi Yoichi’s filthy mouth

Which ofc no one will bc you’re to much of a cutie to be shat on 😌 and you got slursagi and Writer-Kira on your back, WE GOT YOU COVERED BOO 🗣️🗣️

Thinks that ?? Cus you’re short ?? You’re fragile ??

which Yoichi honey- 😭 thanks

hes always holding your hands anyways but will YANK you closer to him when he thinks your going to fall/hit smth

and while you appreciate the loving gesture— ITS A BIT EXCESSIVE NO?

’Yoichi I’m not going to fall over in the wind y’know’

’I mean you did that one time tho?— But anyways!!’

hes a big cutie ugh

NAGI SEISHIRO

hes so tall anyways everybody is short af to him lmao 😭 so when you first meet him he just kinda stares at you

’oh, they’re rlly rlly small, pocket size? yeah that makes sense’ is his thought process LMAOO

he doesn’t poke fun at your height to much— oh who am I kidding yes he freakin does

first thing bro said to you was ‘wow, you’re so little’

If your ignoring him bc you’re on your phone/wtv he will take it and hold it above his head and only give it back when you give him attention and affection (sounds like a good trade tbh)

When he hugs you it looks like a big-overgrown baby hugging its stuffed animal HA

Lmao when you cant reach smth he just picks you up under your arms and lets you grab it yourself 😭

Just kinda like- flooooooaaaaaaat up 😭🙏

okay back to the stuff animal thing- when yall snuggle n cuddle that’s how it is 😭 just sorta, traps you 😭

Or he just plops on top of you. No matter the position, you will be trapped

Temple kisser!!!! :3

RIN ITOSHI

Doesn’t pay much attention to your height, he don’t gaf

— Is the mindset he had until you couldn’t find your shoes and just borrowed Rins.

But Rins feet and humongous

and your feet as small af

so you just looked like a clown LMAO

’Y/n have you seen my—‘

He actually laughed, it was an ugly wheeze, which lasted about 5 seconds before asked you ‘wtf are you doing’

He realized just how freaking smaller than him you were!!

He thought it was so cuuuuuteee (not that he’d ever admit that smh)

now feels the need to protect you from the dangers of the world LMAO (omega verse type shit 🗣️)

when Rins feeling pissy he’ll put all— ALL of your things in places you can’t reach

for two reasons:

1. He’s petty

2. You’ll have to ask for him help

A perfect plan tbh

which crumbles when you screech over the chair just to get your pants

*cue glaring rin*

SHIDOU RYUSEI

is the biggest shit out of all of these hoes

Like bro checks ALL OF THE BOXES

1) Puts stuff in top shelf. 2) Teases you RELENTLESSLY. 3) Tackles you onto the bed with his body. 4) will go ham on anyone who teases you

shidou 🤤

Alwqys offers to give you piggy-back rides!

even if you don’t want it he’s like, already crouched down signaling his hands like ‘hurry up—get on’

Like he will just *pick* you up 😭 when the feels like it

Going to the store? Might as well take Y/N on his back! Standing in line? Y/N on his shoulders! Walking around the house? Y/N is already thrown over his shoulder! The list goes on you could imagine

Thinks you’re so cute being smaller than him

And When you try to show him how ‘not cute you are’ he just smiles and pinches your cheeks like ‘aweeeee! Sure ya aren’t!’

He loves, loves, loves, LOVES, when you have to get on your tippy toes to kiss him

HES JUST LIKE ‘🤭+😏+😈’

’You struggling there sweets?’ ;} like YES. Now nvm😒

then picks you up and forces you to wrap you legs around him and give him that kiss he deserves 😌

ALSO HE LOVES SPINNING YOU AROUND RAAAAAAAA

not proofread, rushed af, I’m tired BUT I WAS HAPPY I GOT AN ASK SO WE PUSH THROUGH!! 🥹 thanks for reading!!!!

made December 19th 2024

[majoryeager104]

Pro Hero Touya Headcannons

Summary: just a bunch of random thoughts about ProHero Touya. I think about him a lot 😭 what could have been. 

Warnings: language, general crack behavior. Enjoy 😁

I saw someone say his hero name would be “Regulus” aka ”the Blue Star hero” because it’s a bright af star, its blue, and the name means “prince” (yk cos he was meant to surpass Endeavor and all might, prince is awfully fitting) and his character is like a dying star and I adore that for him sooo✌️😁

Fuyumi gave him the idea for it

Bc I have another hc that Fuyumi is an astronomy nerd ✨✨

She definitely does astrology too ofc

the fam all knew their signs bc of her

And Touya actually thought it was all cool

Like he asked Fuyumi for advice bc he knew she’d help him find a sick hero name

And once she explained Regulus he immediately picked it. 

Once he became a pro, he rose through the charts fast as fuck yo 

🏃💨 

I said this before in another list, but he wouldn’t surpass all might,

But he would surpass endeavor. 

And he’d be sooooo petty about it. 

Like “hey number three hero Endeavor, it’s me, number two hero Regulus…bitch”

And Enji would just facepalm because Touya does this every time he walks into the house. 

Yes it would be that bad. 

And Shoto would just clap for him in the background 

Every time. 

And Touya would take Shoto out for cold soba whenever no one was cooking dinner. 

Bc he cannot cook for himself

So he uses ‘brother bonding time’ as an excuse to get soba. 

On their way out, he’d always get swarmed by fans

Bc he’s just so sexy yk ☝️😮‍💨

Buuuut he wouldn’t know what to do

He’d stand there like 🧍

And so would Shoto 

He hated the pr stuff they learned at ua 

So he didn’t pay attention 

Instant regret when he became a pro because now he’s followed by swarms of women and he doesn’t know wtf to do

Fanfics about him would definitely be like those one direction ones. 

And Natsuo would send them to him

Incessantly. 

Needless to say Natsuo is blocked

Touya scared of women

Specifically his female fans It’s like gojo fans smh

One time some girl threw her bra at him when he was surrounded by fans, and it hit him square in the face. 

He disappeared from the public eye for two weeks. 

He was so grossed out he almost quit hero work

“Fuck this shit I’m out” kinda phase

But he likes whooping ass too much

So he came back

And now he’s pulled a doja cat and bullies his fans online with his official account. 

Shoto helps him. 

brother bonding time 👍

Banner Creds to @ chatnoir_252 🙌🙌🙌

[stoopidpigeonxx]

How do you think the mouthwashing men (The tuplar crew but just the men) would react to their s/o giving them morning head 😏

OHOHOOOOOOO!! I like the way you think nonnie 😏

NSFW!!!

Curly

-hes probably used to it, because its hard not to be freaky for him. -It catches him off guard, ESPECIALLY if he's still really sleepy. -His hand probably automatically clings to your hair. Its a reflex. -Lazy hip thrusting into your mouth.... ngh -groaning and whining praise to you, although hes mostly mumbling bc, its like 6:00 in the morning.. -Loud groan/cry thing when he comes, and he just.. collapses. Poor guy. -"Hff.. what a fuckin' wake up call.. I think I'm gonna skip breakfast. I know what I want to eat." -eats you out for a couple hours then y'all shower together. its cheesy and cute.

Jimmy

-bro is a dead sleeper. -you'd have to physically shake him awake. -but of course he's gonna notice his dick getting sucked. -at first is shocked, like 'wtf are you doing', adrenaline and all. -but upon realizing its you and feeling your lips around his cock, he relaxes. -gives you a few pats on the head. Other than that, lets you do your thing. -hes still gotta have some control, though, so he grabs your chin to make you swallow. -"Christ, doll.. if you wanted my cock so bad you coulda asked." -man cums and then passes back out. -Doesn't offer to return the favor unless you remind him.

Swansea

-i don't know how you could suck him off when he snores like a fucking beast, but hey, I don't judge. -takes him a little bit to wake up, but when he does, its a pleasant surprise. -tries to question it but just kinda... lets you do it. -may pat your head when he's feeling really good. -takes him a while, but hey. That's fine. -will scoop you up afterwards for much-needed love.

Daisuke

-holy shit, he might bust. -hes a light sleeper, so the instant your tongue hits his clit he's awake. -(trans daisuke, y'all.) -you have to physically hold his legs apart from how much he's arching. -bro is weeping. -went from 'augh mimimi' to 'god yes don't stop please I'm gonna cum.' -Whiny boy!! -after he comes (which isn't long) he'll lay on your chest and yaps for an hour.

[hannieehaee]

request: how do you think svt would react to you ghosting them?

would they just move on or would they be left wondering what went wrong?

any unit is ok 🫶

being ghosted by reader

content: ghosting, miscommunication, angsty, etc.

wc: 438

a/n: omg this was very fun to write thank u for requesting!!

masterlist

seungcheol -

he'd be in denial but it'd have him feeling like he got burnt. he'd feel embarrassed like wtf did he do wrong?? wouldnt try to pursue you further, but he'd still think about you for a month or two.

jeonghan -

he'd figure you're the one fumbling him. doesnt really take it too seriously. there's more fish in the sea.

joshua -

doesnt ruminate over it. its happened before, and itll probably happen again. he wouldnt wanna be with someone whos not super into him anyways.

jun -

kind of shocked at it. like what did he do wrong?? what was missing? he wouldnt have suspected it, so itd come as a sudden hit thatd peg his confidence a few pegs for a while.

soonyoung -

he'd lowkey not understand what happened. like it would take a while for it to click that he was being ghosted. might keep texting you, wondering whats up but not realizing you're ghosting him. he'd be kinda flabbergasted when he realized that's what was happening.

wonwoo -

he thrives on communication so he'd kinda deem you as not worth his time when you stopped responding. he'd respect you more if you straight up told him things weren't going anywhere.

jihoon -

wouldnt really admit it, but he'd be feeling wronged by you. his ego and feelings would be hurt but he'd push past it. might write a song related to it lmao.

seokmin -

he'd be heartbroken lmao. might even treat it like a break up. he'd try to contact you but would eventually have to come to terms that you didn't want things to continue.

mingyu -

i think he probably gets his way a lot when it comes to romantic attention, so being ghosted would probably hurt his ego and his feelings. he wouldnt understand, but he still wouldnt really do anything about it. he'd feel itd be embarrassing to beg for your attention.

minghao -

he'd be more the type to just move on. in the back of his mind, he'd wonder, but he'd probably just let it go.

seungkwan -

this shit would haunt him. he'd probably have double, triple, quadruple texted you until realizing you just werent going to respond back. he'd still stalk you on socials every so often.

vernon -

it happens. he'd move on pretty quickly. unless it was a serious established thing between you, he wouldnt let it get to him.

chan -

im torn with chan like he might not give a fuck or he might fixate on it for weeks. it'd be like a coin toss depending on how he felt about the person.

[ayrtonswnna]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ charles leclerc x marie vettel (vettel!female oc)

marie vettel goes live and gets asked about her dad's old teammate. she's got a way to get his attention.

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warnings: explicit language, charles gets butthurt, a lot of funzies, character acting like she doesn't care (but she does), petty character, not much more than that

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username: we just hope you die ❤️

username2: that wasn't your humblest opinion at all lol

landonorris: at this point you should just say sorry..... wtf marie

marievettel: ???????

marievettel: i am a woman to my words.

username3: go to the nearest wall and hit your head pls l

charlesleclerc: hhahaha

charlesleclerc: i can take an "overrated" opinion or two, but not that cute???? you're over your head

marievettel: fantastic.

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marievettel: it's been a damn hot minute 🏎️ (someone's trying to prove me wrong)

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username: attention seeker 🙄🙄

username2: ...enemies to lovers?

landonorris: you're a bastard.

marievettel: you could actually help me out on this thing by winning ❤️

username3: how thw fuck does she disrespect the institution and the driver himself and gets a garage access by the next week?

marievettel: girl.... i am my father's daughter.

username4: you guys acting all bodyguards on charles when they might actually talk on private, just psycho behavior.

charlesleclerc: make yourself comfortable 🥰

marievettel: will do!

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username: "kinda cute" then it's greek god man

username2: baby girl just fuck this man already

username3: you are creepy and i hope charles dumps you

landonorris: i knew that would happen eventually

marievettel: yeah me too

charlesleclerc: post the damn apology and then call me, i'm picking you up when i'm done here

marievettel: non conventional way to ask me out

charlesleclerc: well you kinda had an unconventional way to get my attention so we're even

marievettel: i wouldn't say even

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username: just fascinating

maxvertappen1: you are unhinged

sebastianvettel: take care you two!

charlesleclerc: sebbbb charlesleclerc: it is not what you think sebastianvettel: it is exactly what i think 😂 she's a genius with the hate charlesleclerc: and i hate to admit you're right sebastianvettel: have fun and don't make me a grandpa already, please charlesleclerc: we are NOT talking about it

username: where's the trophyyyy he just comes running over to meee

marievettel: god now i am dead. ur fans are gonna murder me

charlesleclerc: shouldn't have acted up at first 🤷🏻🤷🏻

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marievettel: daytime in monaco kinda hits different. (just for you guys to know, i've known this fool for long enough. we go wayyy back)

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username: srry mama im only looking at your boobs rn

username2: when you think its done... a vettel will find their way to terrorize the paddock

username3: by way back she meant shes simping for him ever since she was a teenager watching him race with her dad

sebastianvettel: menaces!!!

charlesleclerc: wayyyyyy back.

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charlesleclerc: cute as ever with company now.

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username: dopeass car

username1: oh how he looks happy (irony)

username2: cant imagine what kind of bullshit marie was talking from behind the camera for cha to have that look on his face

marievettel: apparently i am not much of a hyper ):

username3: i want to be like her when i grow up

username4: he wont ever let it go lmaaao

marievettel: i was trying to get to you with the driving skills talk but damn how i lied..... youre HANDSOME

charlesleclerc: was waiting to hear that from you

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[thechillsquid]

Hillbilly/Blind Eyes Au

More ramblings cause I’m trying to figure out how to write the actual fic out for the dumb au

Mostly with the kids visiting over the summer and how McGucket is also their sorta gruncle Fidds cause him and Stan have a queerplatonic thing going on by that point and Fiddleford actually somewhat knows what to do with kids though he’s still absolutely unhinged but to a slight degree towards the right

Like McGucket has the memory gun around, he just basically doesn’t use it really cause 1. Bill can and has dragged memories back up after he’s tried to erase them in the past 2. He has somewhat of a support thing with Stan

So he’s still got his senses it’s just the fact Stan has lowkey helped corrupt this man’s morals and with Bill constantly asking ‘aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?’ eventually the answer became ‘you know what? Maybe I do want to apeshit’

And then there’s Bill, who at that point is dating Fiddleford and has been hit with several realizations about himself over the past 30 years, has kinda sorta lost interest in the destroying the earth thing because he just wants to see what chaos Stan and McGucket get up to, and maybe actually enjoys having somewhat of a family again

And all three of these idiots are trying to still fix this portal without anyone finding out, Bill’s lowkey taken over the shapeshifter’s body/kinda ejected its mind/kinda killed it and is just waltzing about however he pleases (sometimes as a ‘total normal human guy,’ a goat, or whatever other forms he thinks would be fun/convenient) until the portal opens and he’s able to actually physically manifest/they find where the hell Ford went

Ford is going to be thrown for a fucking whirlwind but also I just kinda realized that Bill is also a sorta the kids gruncle cause he’s dating Fidds and him and Stan con people together (though those twos relationship is more platonic than anything)

So like these kids have Stan, Bill, and Fidds; only two of these people know what children need to survive and one of them isn’t even human, Fidds and Bill talk in codes or weird languages sometimes and the kids are just left wondering wtf is going on

Also now that I’m thinking of it more, Bill taking over the shapeshifter’s body offers so much chaos, espically whenever he forgets about playing his part and the kids are like ‘did… did you just blink sideways…?’ and everyone is just like ‘no’ and it’s so clear they’re lying but also it’s so stupid

Anywho yeah, so you got Stan and his boyfriend and this is his boyfriend’s boyfriend who helps him steal cars sometimes

HA, I need to draw more of these idiots

[chessboredom]

It just hit me youre the smilk vibrator person... BWAHHAA but thank you for once again reminding THEY STILL FUCK UP THE TRANSLATIONS!!!... its been over 3 years crk pleaseeeeeee get better translators. (Its yu gi oh flash backs all over again)

Ahem so i was doing my good old stimming, then ideas. We all know candy apple has a HUGE crush on smilk in cannon (why do.. people erase that part of her i get it headcannons but its WHY she acts how she does!! Its erasing HER! Aus im fine with cuz well fuckin around and having fun) we know she isnt a fan of Tr and his relation with Smilk (girl you do not want that) it makes me think how would she act if Tr was there longer? Would Tr take advantage of that? Probably. ANYWAY

BACK to uh shadowvanilla, Sm probably updates his puppets when ever hes feeling a certain way about Pv/Tr or muliple puppets. Angry? A very crude puppet of them (like scribles) When Sm is happy, a very carefully maded puppet of pv/tr very accurate! I bet Sm would have just abunch of Pv/Tr puppets hanging around somewhere. OMG! Whenever Sm is upset at Pv/Tr for something he makes puppet shows of him basically insulting them to candy apple and black sapphire. Candy apple wanting to add to the slander but Sm is the only one allowed to do that (cuz he is POSSIVE, but candy apple is happy never the less to hear pv/tr being insulted)

Man those goofy twin idea stuff is rattling in me brain. Also i heard you wanna ramble.. i shall COME CLOSERRRR!! Mwehehe! I fear NOTHING!! -signed I kinda wanna write fanfic but my laptop keyboard is missing the A key

BAHAHAHHAHAHSHAJHA. "Smilk vibrator person" funniest fucking shit to remember me by. But I'm shameless. Anything just to make people see that Korean translations are superior AND gayer. (The current cake hound in the arena actually has romantic feelings for the cream sheep. SHADOWVANILLA WIN!!)

People keep doing Candy Apple Cookie dirty frrrrrr. Her entire personality is literally being obsessed with Shadow Milk and doing everything for Shadow Milk. And oh my GOD. You have NO IDEA how excited I am to show you a comparison between En and Kr THIS line of Candy Apple right now. (I'll soon a post of this in my translations blog.)

I couldn't care less to give a transcript of this right now, but as what the english translations ALWAYS write it to make everything NUANCE amd MYSTERIOUS. For WHAT.

Right!! And did you see that he was happy when he lost the chess game? Did you see that??

I'd give up every last drop of my syrup if only Shadow Milk Cookie could smile...

If it's because of another cookie and not me, I absolutely hate it~~!!!!!!!

Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?! Cookies that have a faint vanilla scent with nonpower at all...!!!

Of COURSE Kr translation always ON POINT. "He was happy when he lost-" (Shadow Milk smiling"-because of another cookie" "Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?!" CLOCK HIS GAY ASS CANDY APPLE COOKIE!!!!

Now with the Candy Apple Cookie thing presented above. HAHAHA. I don't think she's going to be happy about SHADOW MILK being GENUINELY HAPPY while INSULTING TRUTHLESS RECLUSE. She'd be on her KNEES, eyes watering, shaking amd begging that he rather make up insults about HER instead. Korean Smilk literally doesn't insult anyone BUT Pure Vanilla by calling him "half a penny" meaning fool because PV is his special little guy.(We need to KILL Shadow Milk Cookie.) Black Sapphire would also be like 😐"Why are you putting so much effort on these dolls, Master Shadow Milk Cookie?" And then Smilk would come up with some excuse, that's an obvious lie AND oblivious yearning, and having to listen to it makes him homophobic by the second.(Bsc: Okay faggot.) (I headcanon that Black Sapphire is gay. And I think the ship BlackBell is SO cute wtf. Make them toxic NOWWWW.)

AUGHH I'm gonnan do the Twin Lunar and Solar cookie and SagexRecluse rambling on a different post or else I'm gonna combust and be ashes(it's already 6 am on a school day help.)(And then I'll rise again!! Because I'm STILL DRAWING THE IDEAS.)

[fictionfixations]

going over 3.1 cutscenes with a fine tooth comb because i keep noticing things

kudos to this video ill be using for screenshots, with all the cutscenes from this patch (spoilers of course)

first off you might not have noticed (i certainly didnt until someone pointed it out) the silhouette phainon stabs looks like himself though i think we all kinda know that now after first immediate scare of phainon stabs mydei? and then you look again and its like wait a second..

is that a grin?? dude what were you seeing?? i know you relived your trauma but ????? like are you seeing the black swordsman (is it swordsman? i kept thinking of it as swordmaster or swordsmaster. idk man same thing to me its person who use swords) but then why are you stabbing what you seem to think is yourself and smiling about it??? i know people have theorized phainon is the black swordsmaster but i dont want to believe it man i dont want him to have any more trauma 😭 (also theres a grunt that makes it sound like hes been stabbed but phainon missed so)

phainon looking down at where he wouldve stabbed and then when mydei grabs his sword he looks up (tbh that could be an innuendo 😭)

standing over anaxas, he has the thing that takes out the coreflame, but when we enter he dispels it

im gonna be honest i cant tell if the black swordsman hit trianne or not during the 'two slashes' like i think it missed her but ????

summons it again and points it at castorice seemingly

goddamn

when anaxa/cerces like stabs him through the chest he ends up burning

i think hes like recharging or like healing or something something cause later hes fine again and not on fire

scary that maybe he wouldve been able to escape the century gate if not for castorice. and then itd be a wasted use. i mean i know its kinda clear considering castorice ended up acting to make sure he gets in but i didnt notice how far he got in resisting

we holding anaxa

trianne sees him first 😭

that was so close its scary man om

hes not getting closer but hes not moving either hes just staying still. i wonder if its because of his use of clones, that hes on the ground and not in the air..

tribbie is like huh? whats going on? calls out 'trianne?' 😭😭😭

SHE LETS GO OF THE GATE

LETTING THE SWORDSMAN GO AFTER HER AND SHE OPENS A SECOND CENTURY GATE

when swordsman dude is trying to take cerces' coreflame both phainon and trailblazer turn to stare

seeing the tiny opening phainon immediately takes his weapon back out

?? wtf what kinda weapon is that that it can cut holes in the sky or some shit wtf

i like how phainon nods at him and then takes a few steps back so mydei can take the lead and then he can follow (or well im assuming idk stuff about fights man)

okay a LOT is happening so im gonna follow one character at a time each rewatch. the reason i made this post was because i thought they were purposely positioning mydei to aim at his weak spot during the fight so

i was gonna be like WHY are they spread out again and then i realized i think this is after a phase LMFAO i just forgor

he covers his head briefly idk why i find that kinda funny (its like barely a second before hes attacking again)

he sends a charged crystal filled punch (idfk what its called) at one of the clones, the clone slashes it and then attacks him and throws him back

genuinely kind of looks like there was just a clone waiting for him to be sent back, in the perfect position to aim at him

guy summons two more clones to attack so its 3 v 1 (until phainon comes along)

the clash gets rid of the clones and knocks guy back

mydei turns to look- i genuinely cannot tell what he just did but it throws the guy back and mydei then jumps after him to do the attack

also something i noticed Mydei: "I am the Lance of Fury... The agony this world needs!"

Gnaeus: "I am Nikador, the Lance of Fury, the messenger of turmoil, and the embodiment of Strife! Remember this: I am the scar that this world needs!"

im gonna try to follow phainon now

trying to understand how phainon thought to go after mydei? maybe he just knows him so well to know that he was caught off guard so he went to provide support or something? cause if you backtrack you can see him fighting some of like the clones (im trying to take less screenshots so i dont hit the image limit) but then (ASSUMEDLY) sees mydei go flying and think ah im gonna immediately go and run after him. huh. ..maybe? Idk we see phainon fighting to the side, he goes off screen, mydei gets flung back, we see phainon running towards him on the shot near the flame reaver

trailblazer smacks with a bat and then hops to off screen (if you can tell what the blobs in the circle are doing in the image underneath 'genuinely kind of looks like' kudos to you but i cannot so)

anyway while im here one more thing

you know how when like the tri-variants (IDK what term to use to call them without saying all their names) uses up all like the divine power or whats it called and so they like die technically? and turn into dolls? so the dolls are the dead bodies??? 😭 (its her e6)

[pumpkinsy0]

Hcs of curly taking care of pony if pony was REALLY sick?

lets all imagine im reading this to u guys like a kindergarten class

•curly has like 0 experience taking care of someone whos sick, at his house if ur sick, its tim who takes care of u, but even then its just like he cooks u food, leaves it on ur nightstand and u thug it out u less u yell for aomething

•however getting sick in his house is pretty rare so all of em arent too well versed in wtf to do when someones sick

•when ponys sick, hes used to someone just chillin right beside him, so curlys just forced to stay right by pony and look, no hate towards pony but he cant stay for that long, not bc of pony but bc if curly HAS to stay somewhere, no matter what hes always restless about it like he wants to b let out of his cage

•if ponys SICK sick, he starts mumbling shit and curlys just responding to that, “i like,,apples and bananas” “me too bro me too” kinda thing

•cant cook for shit and he doesnt want to wash any dishes so he just warms up a can of chicken noodle soup on the stove and hope it doesnt fall over or explode😭😭

•speaking of food hes a lil dickhead and goes “heres comes the airplane” while ponys like a sickly victorian child begging to see the sun one last time before he departs this mortal realm and enters through the gates w his parents waiting on the other side

•like i said, no clue what to do while ponys sick so hes just always checking ponys temperature and goin “feelin any better???”

•god forbid pony starts throwing up, curly HATES it so bad, he hates the sound, the look, he hates EVERYTHING, he left a bucket near pony and if he starts throwing up he leaves SO fast and closes his eyes, if not he’ll think about it while he eats and lose his appetite, he supports pony behind the door going “u got this man you’ll be fine” but hes also kinda saying it to himself a bit to calm himself down cause ughhhhhh

•curly still cracks jokes still and pony has no energy to say something back so he tries hitting curly but he cant even do that, someone get darry to do it for him</33

•when pony has a wet cough curly just stares so disgusted cause my GOD dude how did u get this sick😭😭

•after he gets better, curly makes pony take this concoction (i have NO idea what its called in kreyòl but it supposedly helps to build ur immune system) it taste like SHIT, but curly is NOT goin through allat again so he makes pony drink it, hes not gettin outta this one

[vere-licious]

Would they be an Alpha, Beta or Omega?

Some thoughts by yours truly (dont take this seriously pls)

Ais - Alpha

◇ LOOK ME IN MY EYES AND TELL ME THIS MAN ISNT AN ALPHA

He is the epitome of an alpha

He is THE alpha

He is cocky cause he smells good ouh he knows he is the shit and thats why Leander wants him dead

◇ Doesn't use scent blockers like many monsters and also does not care enough to do so. Im not good at describing scents but just imagine the scent of the beach in the best way. Its warm and sunny and you just finished swimming and you smell your skin and you just get it (when Ocudeus takes over he smells like a stinking beach, fishy, ppl living by the beach if you know you know)

◇ His scent is pleasant and not overwhelming so at all so unlike other Alphas (Ahem Leander) so he would be very popular if it werent for that stellar reputation of his!

◇ He is a very territorial alpha despite his easy going attitude and so you are not leaving his presence without drowning in his scent. Thems the rules. He fully nuzzles your throat, wrists or whatever he can reach.

God help with any other tries to push their scent on you. They dead now.

◇ Was rut buddies with Vere, his rut is a mess to say the least. Lasts too long, his stamina is never ending and he will milk his partner dry. Basically consider yourself booked for the next week and more cause you are not being let outside when you two are together 🫡🫡

Leander - Do i even need to say it...ALPHA DUH

♤ He is the epitome of the charming alpha stereotype that makes the betas and omegas swoon

♤ Sweet and rich and oh so gentlemanly so polite and a charmer woow. Alphas hide your mates when he goes out!!!

♤ He smells like whatever alphas stereotypically smell, what ao3 says yall, warm and musky with a hint of his axe cologne.

♤ Despite his charms, his scent can be a hit or miss for most cause its so strong. He comes into a room and everyone knows who just entered. A little funfact is that when you really step on his buttons his smell becomes really unpleasant, acidic and overwhelming can be two words to describe it. It makes you choke on your spit and scramble to get away from it and its fully on purpose.

♤ Does not wear scent blockers and likes to even flaunt his scent, its one of his charms he says (Whatever you say bby)

♤ If any theory about dead Leander or necromancer leander being real i want to think he would stink and would try to cover it up as much as possible. He smells like death. A walking corpse. Maybe he is one.

♤ Always has someone to spend his ruts with. He is a very wanted alpha after all

Mhin - Beta

♧ I bet if any poor soul is reading this and think that Mhin are an omega or an alpha...hear me out

♧They are the mf in the middle of it all

♧ Born a beta with a sensitive nose, every day is hell on earth for them. Stuck in the middle of it all with alphas and omegas everywhere its a miracle they have not given up to wearing a mask that covers their nose everyday. (Dont ask them about leander he was an exception)

♧ Their scent is very pleasant and sweet and so clean (great description i know). They smell like you just washed your bedsheets and now you are rolling on them kinda clean.

♧ Imagine if betas are not affected by others pheromones and are just so neutral to everything. Mhin responds to alphas trying to choke them with their unpleasant scent to assert their dominance with just a :| cause WTF ARE THEY DOING? You look constipated, unclench your neck.

♧ They maybe helped Leander with his rut once and said never again, they couldnt walk the next day

♧ Wears scent blockers cause they dont want to be detected during work

♧ Extra points that Ais scent is the most pleasant one that they have ever smelled on an alpha and that makes them BIG mad.

Vere - Omega

♡ The most expensive and bougie and cut-throating omega (very literally) you will ever meet. Dont try to pull any alpha bullshit of asserting your blah blah blah. He will straight up kill you.

♡ Beautiful, gorgeous and with a scent that can temp the devil, Vere dares not to hide his scent and simply flaunts it under everyones nose.

♡ I imagine him having a stronger scent than most of omegas with beautiful hints of amber. Its warm, its hot, its everything you imagine Vere to be.

♡ He fucking hates Lander cause he has a more sensitive nose than Mhin themselves and Leander STINKS to him.

♡ Ais on the other hand...Hmm Yeah..

♡ The oni is the only person Vere has ever spent a heat with because Vere enjoys sex yes, but heats are entire different thing. Thats when you are the most vulnerable and the fox man has it difficult to trust almost anyone. So if he spends a heat if you you are BLESSED.

♡ His nests are top tier tho, full of cozy furs and pillows and its heaven to sleep on. His favorite activity is to make them with you. Just your little face as you try so hard to rearrange the pillows and get the softest materias for him makes his heart race. Wash and feed him and take care of him during the heat and he will be yours forever.

♡ Remember that i said Vere has a sensitive nose? Yeah you gotta smell like him all the time or else someone is dying (Leander with his sticky alpha pheromones)

Kuras - ???

☆ This is where i struggled cause...Kuras is an angel right? It would be funny if he didn't have a secondary gender.

☆ Maybe this is me being boring but i think thats funnier.

☆ There is no scent around him. No scent blockers. He is just like 👁👄👁.

Because of his lack of scent he is very hard to read, scents betray underlying emotions sometimes and i think its hilarious to him when someone tries to figure him out and what he feels. Unlike Mhin who are an open book, Kuras has a perfect poker face.

☆ This also has the potential...Cause image you are having a heat or rut and he will guide you through it with soothing touches and words cause in his eyes your helplessness and how you simply give into the urges is absolutely adorable. Tsk Tsk silly little human.

☆ TOP TIER man to have in your ruts or heats. He will wash you and feed you and take care of you, make sure your nest is comfortable and all.

☆Will dutifully stay by the door each morning before he leaves for work so you can scent him. He think its cute that you are so thorough about it.

[ashertheinsomniac]

advice on how to give writing advice

im tryna help my friend write a book cuz they asked me to but now im kinda confused on how they want to be helped??

like ive tried just giving tips on what to do and writing advice i find helpful, other people have found helpful, or i think they may find helpful, but then they would be like "can you write it pwetty pwease"

so then i tried just editing using suggest mode (basically whatever i do turns into a comment where you can see the difference and accept, so it changes to what i did, or reject, so it goes back to how it was before) and they said that it was too much of my writing in their book

which like, yeah, i get it. its your book and you don't want me taking over it, but you still want my help... so what do you want me to do??

"less of your writing" isn't an answer cuz wtf does that mean?? how do i measure that?? how do i know what to leave and what to edit??

and they said my writing is "too fancy" which AGAIN, i understand. my writing style is different so i tried using simpler words but they still didn't like it

idk, im kinda confused and need advice on what to do and how to help them write without "writing too much" while still helping more than just giving advice cuz they were confused and now so am i :,)

here are some stuff i suggested (under cut so it's not a long ass post) in case its necessary for the context or smth idk

It began to pour heavily.

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The sound of raindrops hitting the window gradually grew louder as they ate, Bryce’s Grandma making small talk with Alex, as a parent would with their kids.

2. Alex mumbled a quick apology and awkwardly made his way to an empty desk, sitting down with a sigh. Mr. Scone went back to rambling on about the lesson, as if nothing had happened.

The open seat happened to be next to Bryce, the one person Alex could not stand. Bryce and his friends have been bullying Alex ever since the semester started, he never knew why. Bryce then scooted a bit closer to Alex with a smug look. 

“Can’t get enough of me?” Bryce teased. 

“Shut up.” Alex replied, still looking to the front of the classroom. 

Bryce scooted his chair even closer. 

“Someone’s mad.” Bryce teased. Alex decided to just ignore him and focus on his teacher’s lecture about math. He couldn’t bear failing, especially if Bryce was the reason. 

“Hey, I'm talking to you.” Bryce scoffed, taking his avoidance personally.

“Fuck off,” Alex answered.

“Make me,” Bryce added.

Alex stopped paying attention to Bryce; no matter how annoying he was, Alex couldn’t let him win. Alex grabbed an eraser and threw it at Bryce, hitting him in the face. 

“What the hell?” Bryce scowled. Alex chuckled briefly.

The rest of the class crawled, Alex all too aware of Bryce’s gaze on him, but he continued to ignore it, until the bell finally rang. Everyone hurried to get out the door, Alex following even though he didn’t have a next class to get to. He went to his usual spot in an empty classroom, where he normally read until his next class, Chemistry.

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2. Alex mumbled a quick apology and awkwardly made his way to an empty desk, avoiding everyone’s gaze as he walked by and sat down, sighing heavily. Mr. Scone went back to the lesson.

The open seat happened to be next to Bryce, the one person Alex could. Not. Stand.  

Bryce and his ‘gang’ had been relentlessly bullying Alex for months. There wasn’t even a good reason! They just found whatever they could and turned it into a weapon to use against him. Even though it was a group effort, Alex knew that it was mainly the work of Bryce. 

He had hated Alex for years, but now he actually had the support to make it known. friends have been bullying Alex ever since the semester started, he never knew why. Bryce then scooted a bit closer to Alex with a smug look. 

Bryce leaned over, a smug expression on his stupid face. “Can’t get enough of me?” He teased. 

“Shut up.” Alex replied, stubbornly refusing to give Bryce the time of day and pretending to pay attention to what Mr. Scone was rambling on about at the front of the classroom. 

Bryce moves his chair a few inches so he could lean closer, just to get under Alex’s skin. “Aw, someone’s mad,” he said in a sing-song voice, noticing how Alex’s annoyance grew.   

When Alex doesn't answer, Bryce scoffs, his smirk falling as he starts glaring at him. “I know you heard me.”

“Fuck off,” Alex answered.

“Make me,” he retorted.

Alex grabbed an eraser and waited for the teacher to look away. He then threw it at Bryce, which hit him on the side of his cheek. It bounced away, almost like it was running from the situation that Alex now found himself in.

“What the hell?” Bryce scowled. Alex chuckled briefly before ‘paying attention’ to the lesson, now ignoring Bryce, even as he glared at him.

The remaining time crawled by, Alex just trying to focus despite how he could feel Bryce burning holes in the side of his head. 

Eventually, after over an hour of pain and suffering, the bell finally rang. The class rushed out, all too eager to get out of the hell-hole called math class. Alex hurried out as well, mostly to avoid a confrontation with Bryce. Today was already bad enough and the last thing that he needed was him breathing down his neck. He headed to the empty classroom he always sat in on the other side of the school. Nobody ever went there and most people weren’t aware of its existence, making it the perfect place for Alex to read or do homework in peace.

idk, advice would be nice if anyone has any. thanks for reading :)

[bonnibelleangelica]

What I’ve Learnt From Each of My Stories

In my experience, the faster you learn, the faster you hate your past work. There’s a steep curve in most things, which must be one of the reasons beginners give up on new endeavours so much. In those first few months, you might double, triple and quadruple your skill if you actively try to, which unfortunately means that you’re guaranteed to look back in horror at every mistake you used to make with such confidence. It’s a good sign, trust me.

So now, I will humble myself and reveal to you all the shit that keeps me up at night as I take you through my writing journey.

The Very Beginning- Miraculous Ladybug

Bad bad bad. Omg it was so bad. No grammar, no spellchecking, the tackiest sex scenes in the world written by a girl who thought hickeys were a badge of honor, someone should have euthanised me.

~Take Aways~

-Have sex before you write about it, everyone can tell

-Stop making everything so over-the-top ~sexy~, no one talks like that all the time

-Write about adults you weirdo (i was 14 to be fair)

The Real Beginning- RWBY: We’re All So Happy For You

This story was written out of love and rage. Ruby drinking that tea changed my life (literally) but wow was the season bad. I know they had budget problems towards the end, but honestly, it was the worst time to start a whole new plotline when we were kinda in the middle of something back home. It would have made a good movie tho...

~Take Aways~

-Sentence length needs to vary, don’t get stuck in a rhythm

-Paragraphs can cover a lot of ground, not everything has to be dialogue

-You don’t need to write every second of the day out, let time pass offscreen

-You kinda have a thing for RK Jaune x Ruby but I won’t tell anyone

Oh... You Like That? RWBY: The Oneshots

I like sex, in case you couldn’t tell. Well... sex is actually pretty mid, but THINKING about sex is fun. And it sells. People tend to like Ruby being innocent and dumb, but thats G R O S S so I made her secretly kinky and also a legal adult. This vibe will continue for a while.

~Take Aways~

-Sex is weird to write, mostly because it's repetitive. Don’t get caught up in the... ehm ‘ins and outs’ of it. We all know what's happening, focus on thought processes and sensory detail over action.

-Jaune and Ruby are a niche pairing, but readable fanfiction is rare so you aren’t totally screwed

-I don’t like saying dirty words, apparently. We all know I’ve written insane shit so idk wtf my problem is. Dont worry, it’ll end up being a good thing

Oneshots, But There’s More Than One! RWBY: Privacy

Look at that! My most popular story. What started out as an attempt to find somewhere for Ruby and Jaune to be alone together, turned into a polycule beyond my control.

~Take Aways~

-I’m impatient. Slowburns are allergic to me. He calls her baby five minutes into the story but ok

-3,000 words per chapter is a sweet spot. Some of those chapters were 8 THOUSAND words and they got the same amount of hits and comments anyway. Break them up, get paid twice.

-If you do one thing people dont like, they’ll bring it up forEVER.

-Sometimes, sacrificing a story to the people and asking for their wishes and desires teaches you a lot about not only your audience, but also what they consider to be your strengths. Don’t bend to their will, but maybe give public opinion some of your time for stories that don’t matter too much.

They Were Just Supposed to Fuck on an Island- RWBY: Time Together

That’s right, my initial concept for this crowd favourite was just beach sex for 20 years. For the record, that did NOT last.

~Take Aways~

-Still impatient, but I did manage to hold strong and keep them apart for 3 whole chapters!

-Slowburning that gets you death threats is simple: Make them sleep together in their underwear and skinny dip in the moonlight. Then have them genuinely say that its platonic. So many death threats...

-Sex gets boring eventually. Tying an emotion to it gives you much more to work with. For example: the birthday sex they have in front of the fire was my attempt at the most romantic fuck I could imagine at the time

-While writing this, I developed a new style of smut writing that I found to be much more comfortable and didnt cheapen my stories as much. No fade to blacks, but i still avoided direct, grotesk language in favour of implication and subtlty.

Again, This Was Supposed to be Sex in a Club- RWBY: Caught Red-Handed

This one is my Roman Empire. I’m very proud of the trap I set for my readers and WOW did I piss some people off. Whoopsies...

~Take Aways~

-USE GRAMMERLY ffs omg, you dyslexic fuck

-be careful giving anime self insert characters flaws, the weebs will come for your throat

-speaking of flaws, this was actually really helpful for getting rid of my fear of ‘ruining’ my characters. When you face it head-on, give them reasons to get worse and look for meaningful redeeming action for them to take, people will forgive a lot.

-writing from a different characters perspective is game-changing for understanding them

-only people who like your work hate it as viciously as this. If it was pure garbage, they wouldn't be here at Chapter 20 with the rest of us :)

In the end, write whatever you want, it’s free and you don't owe anyone anything. Use this freedom to find your voice, figure out what you hate, make your mistakes, get all that sluttiness out of your system and come out knowing exactly what you want to write.

Good Luck XoX

[tea-and-secrets]

something ive noticed in my transition - women just do not treat me the same. its weird /: it felt like one day i was the butch everyone hid behind & felt safe with, and the next i was scaring ladies by just like existing

idk it just hits me really fuckin hard every now and again yk? like tn for example. i work at a restaurant, we close at 11pm, i typically take the last bus of the night home. tonight there was this woman (20s? 30s?), real pretty, real white, and obvs new to town. anyway, she got on at the same stop i did, and she got off at the same one i did (i live in company housing, and most all of us have 2nd jobs so its quite routine to see another [redacted] employee on the city bus to/from work #2). now its a mile long walk right on the edge of the creepy ass woods, in the pitch black, to the company apt complex. and i was walking behind her the whole way 😐 she got so freaked out y'all! mace open n ready, keys in the fingers, pretending to be on the phone, etc. and im jus over here takin my sweet ass time walkin so i can star gaze. i felt bad for her feeling scared, so idk i just made noise and turned my flashlight on and tried to let her get as far ahead of me as possible. mostly cuz i was Not about to have her call the fuckin c*ps on me, an entire ass queer brown man, for daring to walk home in the dark behind her. BITCH WE GOT BEARS OUT HERE like if ur so "scared" of me wtf u gon do when u come face to face wit them? die??

sorry that was all over the place im just. so tired!!!! of cis women & white people being "scared" of me because of who i am and what i look like (ive been told i look like an ndn chulo 🤔 sorta danny trejo mixed wit rez kid, but fagged up real good). i miss the "innate" kinship, the "i do not know you but that person is being creepy af so ig we've been besties since grade school" or "hi, ik im walking so close behind u but its cuz ur bleeding. heres a tampon hun" or "were bonding over having a very similar experience within this society" kinda thing yk?

of course, i still have that with [most] other queers it just, hurts ig. to have my "role" flipped so suddenly. i *like* being someone ppl flock to for safety. i *enjoy* protecting others and providing comfort. i *want* randoms to feel comfortable enough with me to ask for help if they need it. idk 😐 hard bein 🫳🏽 and a 2Spirit fagdyke

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[kozykricket]

okay , ive taken some time to process n think about ZA more, and.

well okay i said i fuckin love that battle system and yes. i do. its great to see something fun and dynamic. i can only hope it doesnt feel clunky.. hope it feels snappy to use, like. the ui and stuff but yeah, i think its taking a good step. its like.. okay. its disappointing that its just lumiose city? but i think the story might be really interesting if its "you, your friend, and this old guy... try and solve mysteries and help people out around the city!"

like. thats the kinda fun having energy of persona 3 or 4 tbh. a group of people figurin shit out !! i hope its more than just us and our rival

also AZ being able to kinda, live peacefully after his miserable life, is very nice.

the site mentions that he runs an Old Hotel called the Z Hotel, and like. oh yeah, its def got some old looks to it. his style AND the style inside the building is REALLY nice and old-fashioned. theres even... a conspiracy board in one room? really hope we get to do some mystery solving as like, this games version of research tasks / quests!!

heard someone speculate AZ might end up like, sacrificing himself for something as a pivotal plotpoint and... tbh i do feel like theres gonna be some pretty significant aspect of the plot that they're hiding from us. somethings going on with zygarde - the website says its Taken an Interest in Us. probably because we're helping out with the urban development? i mean, it doesn't SEEM like the city is overreaching in terms of taking over pokemon territory... but i do think that'll def be a theme. the concern of urbanization

and in regards to the pokemon not having the like, scales or fur textures, it isnt that inherently that i disliked, but that they watered down / desaturated pokemon a lot in SV. some pokemon got hit SO hard in a bad way, like beartic or lunala. the character customization looks like itll be there, because there IS a boutique! in one of the images!! and i mean cmon its KALOS looks like the characters have the best of both worlds between the human designs of SwSh and SV. I'd say they're all fantastic

...its just, the city itself that seems potentially boring. i dont know how they'll be able to pull it off... or have ANY sense of discovery, really. maybe they wont! maybe itll hinge more on solving issues around the city and using that kickass battle system overall its uh. im not hyped because we havent seen that much of what there is to offer, especially in regards to zygarde. or much of the gameplay. i am curious about how much battling there'll be. probably a good bit, i'd imagine i wish we got to see new pokemon... like. anything new. but hey we got to see dapper AZ so its a win but im gonna leave the bad part for last:

what the hell is this? gamefreak? pokemon company? who do i blame for this. why. rock_stockphoto.png lookin ass... i they made the pokemon less realistic and then tried to go for "nintendo hire this man" esque grass?? why? what. theres so much clashing style. that patrat does NOT belong on THAT grass. why is this one of the first images on the site?? i... they should not be going for photorealism in any pokemon game wtf.. or if you do it, then at least commit to it and give the pokemon their scales and fur back! and actually do it good! instead of whatever this is