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they built a roundabout near my house and it’s like the only one here and they’ve put up a bunch of signs that say ROUNDABOUT so u remember that it is a roundabout bc it is a new creature that none of us have seen before and we need to be warned of it’s existence before we see it or we’ll start crying and sobbing about it anyway we’re betting on how many accidents there will be before the end of the month bc it is also right next to a school so there will be soooo much school traffic going through that thing and if there’s one thing i know it’s that parent pickupers are foolish and want to cause accidents on purpose
#there is also another road that is down like more than half of its lanes rn which i know a lot of school busses will have to go down#so it’s like ahhahahahahaha this will be fun#so far only one accident has occurred to my knowledge since the roundabout opened up like today or yesterday or smth#and since we’re talking abt accidents my mother was bitching to her coworker abt an accident that was causing so much traffic#to back up and it turned out the coworker saw it and apparently it was all caused by a cop that saw someone speed and immediately#tried to u-turn and got absolutely smashed bc they tried to u-turn in the middle of traffic and it caused a whole lineup of fender benders#and the moral of the story is something idk#anyway was so excited for that roundabout i think it’s a great idea and we should get more of them everywhere right now and#i especially like how many people’s houses they destroyed i love construction it’s fun i love how people don’t know how to behave#and run into each other abt it#k i’m done talking abt traffic does anyone want to crawl around on shattered glass with me 🥺
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I desperately, desperately want to be normal. I dont speak for all neurodivergents but like. My thoughts have thoughts that have thoughts and they have thoughts. I have to blast music or have 3 different screens in front of me to blare out the NOISE of my intrusive thoughts banging me over the head with fucked up shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUN IT IS TO EXIST WITH THOUGHTS THAT ARE HORRIFYING? CONSTANTLY? AHHAHAHAHAHAHA it sucks. it sucks so much. My own brain tells me my friends hates me based off of extremely minor body language and changes in tone. And GUESS WHAT I HEAR?! "I secretly hate you and will never say it" with EVERY. FRIEND. I'VE KNOWN. EVER. There are friends I've known for 15 fucking years. That my brain tells me are lying to me. I don't know how I haven't substance abused yet. I dont drink much at all, I smoke weed once in a while. But god damn i'm RAW DOGGING mental illness brother and its not easy. Mental illness got HANDS brother I am getting beat tf down.
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I’m like still so in love with transformers idw despite its many many flaws. But like even though it is a soft reboot and a hood jumping on point, it still makes reference to the convoluted and frankly slightly boring storylines that took to get to that point where the comics split into robots in disguise and more than meets the eye.
Like Thundercracker’s story was super cool and sprinkled throughout. They actually did something with the fact he was described as not the most enthusiastic Decepticon in the 80s.
The human characters were fine I guess, Sunstreaker had a cool arc but like I mostly read everything that came before RID and MTMTE just so I really knew what was going on (and because Thundercracker’s story sounded really cool)
But like I had always assumed idw transformers was lightning in a bottle and they would never do anything like that again and while some parts of that hold true (a lot of my fav characters will never get as much focus as they did in IDW), the impact of idw is seen in a lot of things which is super cool.
Cyberverse having Tarn, Earthspark having not wicked evil Megatron, Earthspark having Whirl in general. Also even like Rescue bots and Cyberverse playing around with the concept of a post war Cybertron is really cool.
IDW transformers will always be like a really special thing to me and it’s definitely nostalgia coated now ahhahahahahaha. Nothing like Rose coloured goggles to glaze over the issues with the comic hahahahah. It’s perfect to me. Flaws and all. Even if describing certain storylines sounds like the series is doing kick flips across sharkticons.
A small part of me is sad that characters like First Aid, Thundercracker, Chromedome, Rewind, Ultra Magnus, Drift, Nautica, Velocity, Nightbeat, Swerve and so many others will probably never be utilized in that way again.
But also who knows, I haven’t read the new transformers comic yet, maybe they’ll get up to wacky shenanigans. But also I read idw transformers when it was completed so I was able to binge the entire series. I’m sure it was fun to read it as each issue came out but also I feel like the binge helped with pacing issues hahahahahah
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11 questions tag~ (again)
ayeeee i was tagged back by these binches and this is what i have to say i love you all these were all great questions i had a great time but we need a hard set squad name i vote either “get emma to love stray kids squad” or “god tier squad” idk man let’s do it and wonkwanhaojosh is too damn much and it messes w the wonankwan vibe that has a flow what is wonkwanhaojosh even okay any way
sister’s q’s @yongpal-i
1. Make a 10-song playlist for your current mood. this playlist which is basically a condensed version of this playlist.
2. What vine do you quote the most? idk man you’d know better than me? maybe it’s an avacado thanks? OH FUCK IT’S I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY OR “hwhat?”
3. What do you value most in a friend? loyalty and humor!
4. If you could learn any kpop choreography instantly, what would you learn? umm legit so many you know me haaaaaaa but maybe dream in a dream by ten bc that is some lit shit... or coloring book by omg or love cherry motion by choerry bc i’ve been meaning to learn them for so long.. OH FRICK MY FIRST AND LAST THO?? i mean i kinda know all the moves but can i do them? no... idk i legit have a list of dances to learn on my phone there’s literally like 40 rip
5. If you go to your Tumblr activity page, who does it say is your “number one fan?” @s-lay-ing :D then @strawberryboo :D then @lipstick-chathao :D then @justsomekpopstuff :D so many blessed faves! but sorry i haven’t been on in 800 years?
6. What is your ideal clothing style? ummm comfy is my style but i wish i could be like.. chic comfy tbh
7. What is your favorite Snapchat filter? the one w the hearts bc i have a lot of love to give
8. What subject would you like to study, but wouldn’t necessarily want to make a career out of? (for example: I really want to learn about botany!) um all languages??? ever?? i mean they will help me w my career tho idk
9. Would you rather be constantly half an hour early to everything, or constantly 15 minutes late? i mean.. i’m always late but i wish i was that early person so yeah
10. Would you rather have a single day to spend with your top bias or a week to spend with your number 2 bias? um?? an attack?? so yes i would rather spend a day w wonu??? ofc?? but my dilemma is that if i think logically maybe i should go for jaehyun for a week? bc english?? like w wonu we wouldn’t be able to talk which would be so sad:(
11. If you could bring back any disbanded OR inactive group, who would you bring back? umMMMM WONDER GIRLS??? but on the other hand that brought us gashina sigh... maybe uniq just so you can pull yourself together tbh
jamie’s q’s @indiepoptime
1) If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be and why? pretty u!!!!!!! bc!!!! it’s like one of my favorite songs ever? but also when you love someone that’s an ult fave for me as well.. idk man
2) If you were in a kpop group what would your group be called and what would your fandom name be? i have a vision w ideas from the minds of @strawberryboo and @yongpal-i and @lipstick-chathao okay so our groups would be BINCH and me and emma would have a subunit called SMAE... our fans would be BONCHES and specific mir stans would be mirbles thank you
3) If you could acquire mastery over ONE skill instantly, what would you pick and why? um i say languages every fucking time for these things so... i’ll say how to talk to people without looking like an idiot that’s be cool
4) First reaction if you spotted your favorite celebrity on the street? i’d probably try to act chill on the outside and then go home and cry akfdjhgfdk idk if i’d try to talk to them?? or just like?? admire them from a distance?? idk i might say hello and tell them i love them
5) First reaction if your favorite celebrity followed you on your favorite social media site? delete EVERYTHING but like also maybe i’d just like post a bunch of positive love things actually bc!! they’d actually see it!!
6) Snap your fingers and you get to steal your favorite outfit off of a kpop idol. What outfit do you pick, off of whom, and why? well everyone know i’m a hO for wonu’s let’s dance boom boom sweater i think?? wHY IS THE PICTURE SO BIG AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
also a big fan of all of chungha’s outfits from why don’t you know if i could pull them off!
7) If you were to get a painless tattoo that you could remove with the press of a button, what would you get and where would you get it? ohhh part of the reason i won’t get a tattoo is that i am very indecisive and have no idea what i’d get! but maybe something on my side or on my wrist if it was painless? bc wrists are very sensitive.. i’d get smth simple probably maybe flowers or a quote or lyrics? i’m not sure but probably colorless and minimal!
8) What is your most prized possession? maybe my computer? or my camera? i’m not a super materialistic person i don’t think but as long as i have friends and memories that’s what i care abt:D
9) What’s a YouTube/online challenge that you have always wanted to try? literally so many! before kpop i was really really REALLY into youtube ajdkghf i’d maybe try to who knows you better sister or best friend? i like all the bf ones as well but i don’t have one ahhhhhh maybe i’d do vlogmas ahahha
10) You get a guarantee that your favorite celebrity will see your social media post but you only get 100 characters. What do you say to them? i’d tell them i love them and support them no matter what they do! and that they should stay happy and healthy and their well being comes before anyone else’s.
11) You wake up in your dream room. What does it look like? LITERALLY BLACKPINK HOUSE LIKE DID YOU SEEEEE IT but i’d have big windows bc i like natural light! i’d want some nice pictures up and a rlly soft bedspread maybe w a cool headboard? idk something that looks clean and open!
emma’s q’s @strawberryboo
1. if you had to chose one kpop stage outfit to wear for the rest of your life which would you choose? umm okay soo i’ll say jimin hopeless love just bc like damn how epic would i be all the time and also i think i’m tall enough to fill it out
i also think n.flying’s recent outfits are very fun!! and anything wonpil has worn onstage is prime
2. favorite music video aesthetic? any of loona’s mvs?? or gashina like everyone talks abt the dance but everything abt that mv is me sorry to break it to you
3. Group you are most excited for in 2018? for debut? stray kids or loona!! but also the unit and mixnine groups?? idk what’s gonna be the outcome but i’m hoping for like jbj level tier to come out at somepoint idk
4. Recommend me some underrated kpop songs/groups? um! i aways struggle reccing you songs jkdhs but i’ll rec you i’m jelly baby by aoa cream aoa isn’t necessarily underrated but the members in the subunit are! also dawon stars in the mv so i thought you’d enjoy! also deepened by brave girls i’m not sure if you’ve ever listened to rollin’ either tbh??? but that’s them doing a fun lil dp and being cute af!! um omg these are all gonna be gg tbh and i’m not even super sure what you’ve heard and haven’t heard???? so here’s a few: why don’t you say by playback (a jam) i think i love you by sonamoo (one of my fave songs ever rlly) fri. sat. sun. by dalshabet (they didn’t used to be underrated but there old mvs have nearly 5 times the amount that their new one does so?? a crime???) she’s mine by vav (tbh i love all their songs like so so much they have the best jams) 1 2 3 by b.i.g (two are on the unit my babies) woo by imfact (if you haven’t seen this video have you truly lived?) and rescue by younha (i just found this song and have listened to it a lot lately!!) k idk if most of these are considered underrated but it’s fine enjoy binch
5. If you could join any group other than your bias group who would you join and why? maybe monsta??? just bc??? they’re all best boys?? but also maybe the boyz bc so many 98 liners!! oh or gfriend bc 98 line squad and dance wow i’d have a good time idk i’ll join all the groups really
6. Favorite soloist? and some song recs? !!!! i think you know all my fave soloists tho?? i’m a big fan of hyuna, jay park and jimin/jamie park and you’ve also gotten me pretty into heize too ajkfdhdk but i’ve been really digging suran’s wine i think you’ve maybe not heard that one possibly? OH AND SAM KIM I FORGOT but i think we discussed that you listened to all his stuff too akjdfhfg my fave rn is mama don’t worry!
7. Childhood Story? (thanks Cloud) k well now i gotta think of another.. oh here’s a fun one: so when we were still potty training our grandma would give us an mnm when we used the bathroom by ourselves.. so one time i found an brown mnm on the floor of our kitchen and was like ayeee a snack and then i ate it and it was a bug and my grandma just stuck my head under the sink and tried to rinse my mouth out lemme tell you he wasn’t a tasty bug at all
8. Were you in any fandoms before you got into kpop, if so what were they? yeeeee as i said early in this tag i was super super into youtube right before kpop! it was mainly junior year i think? and senior? but um before that i was a bit into 5sos and before that i was superrr into one direction haha but tbh before kpop i wasn’t really involved in the fandom at all like i made my tumblr for kpop and i had a one direction insta (one_directionxoxoxox bitches) but i didn’t rlly talk to anyone lol and it was trash
9. Favorite Comeback/debut of 2017? uMMMM okay so comeback is gotta be my first and last not sorry abt it... and debut i’ll say pristin bc wow it was rlly a masterpiece
10. astrological sign? Myers Briggs type? Hogwarts House (I’m a Gemini, infp, and Gryffindor) cancer sun/leo rising/scorpio moon? idk what all the important ones are tbh; intj; ravenclaw/gryffindor ayeee
11. Random question but what are your favorite names? um i used to have a list of all my favorite names on my old ass ipod touch but i rlly like names they have hard i sounds like isla and lila and stuff? and boys names i like gregory and josef a lot and idk why bc they’re rly basic ajfhkd i also like more gender neutral names like grey and baguette
k i’m done and i won’t tag anyone bc i am lazy but if you wanna do it i wrote out questions here and you can answer those and say i tagged you:)
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The Great Campbell War of 2017
Love this blog so figured I’d submit this. First time writing a fic, but I got really inspired by this blog’s war thread so tada!!
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Cameron Campbell’s Camp Campbell was once a promising camp, the kids were happy and enthusiastic, and all seemed well….. That was ten years ago. The kids now were constantly angry and bored, the camp was in disarray and there was a few to many police shoot outs for a summer camp. David was getting fed up, why couldn’t he get the kids excited for anything. He needed something to boost the camp into it’s new golden age. But what could possibly get them to bond, to laugh and just enjoy the summer……. Oh that could work, that could definitely work.
“GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!”
The Some groans and side eyed glances were his only greeting, but this only got him more excited for the big reveal.
“Once you’re all done eating your super great meals meet me by the flag pole!”
He gave camp campbell’s signature salute before disappearing out the door once more, a few campers rolled their eyes. But Max was suspicious, he looked to Neil.
“What the hells got him so excited?” He asked before sipping his black coffee.
“What do you mean?” Neil replied giving Max a look
“ Yea …..what do….. you mean?” Nikki added shoveling scrambled eggs into her mouth.
“He is way to fucking happy this morning, and that’s even for him!” Max pointed out.
“You must be imagining things cuase that’s him every morning”.
“No way that David is way more happy then normal! I should know cuase it’s pissing me off more than usual.”
“Your always pissed off how can you get anymore?”
Max sighed and just got up with everyone else. He knew deep down he was right, there was something making David even happier if only he could figure it out, though it didn’t take long for as soon as the double doors opened they revealed a smiling David next to a large black chalk board, with a slot for each camper. The rest of the camp shared the same confused look that came over Max’s face as they tried to figure out what the hell was going on.
“Good Morning guys!! Now today Gwen’s gone but we can still have fun without her till she’s back!! Anyone wanna guess today’s fun activity?” David announced happily watching the campers faces.
“You are forcing us to redo the stupid camporee?” Neil postulated, only to see David Shake his head his smile getting more prominent, maybe max had the right idea earlier.
“Oh oh Platypus egg hunt?!?!” Nikki excitedly yelled only for David to again shake his head.
The rest of the campers tried guesses but each got it wrong, the campers getting more and more curious.
“You’ve finally snapped and are planning on killing us all?” Max threw out loosing interest.
“Nope we are going to be the first to start a brand new tradition here at camp campbell!” David finally announced. “The First annual Camp Campbell tickle war!”
Confusion changed to shock then to disbelief then back to confusion. Max’s eyes went wide as he realized David was totally serious. Other campers still hadn’t gotten over the confusion.
“I can see you’re all a little confused, but the rules are simple when you tickle a fellow camper you get a point, you get tickled you lose a point. Our esteemed quartermaster will be keeping score. I will be a referee of sorts and help get you guys more involved in this activity!”
“You cannot be serious!” Max yelled out. “Who the fuck would wanna praticipate in this shi……” Before max could even finish his sentence Nikki had Neil pinned and started attacking her friend/potential step brother. Neil caught off guard immediately started laughing as Nikki attacked his sides.
“I’M GUNNA AHAHA KILL YOU NIKKI!!!!” He called out in between laughs.
That’s what set the rest of the camp descended into anarchy. Nerris used a glitter charm to distract Harrison before getting his knees, the magician dropping and trying to stifle his laughter. Space Kid and Doplh wrestled a bit before space kid got the upper hand, reducing the artist to a giggly mess. Nurf and Erid made a truce with each other before going after preston and Scotty.
During the initial confusion and outbreak Max managed to drop his knitted double and sneak away, running into the woods and climbing high into a tree to stay out of sight.
From here he had a good vantage point into the developing chaos. Nerris was getting tickled by what he could assume was Harrison. Nikki was laughing maniacally but not from being tickled, she was going after anyone she could get her hands on. Space Kid proved the underdog as he went after Erid letting Preston escape long enough to help get Nerris. The laughing could probably be heard from The Flower Scouts camp!
“Max what are you doing up there? Don’t you wanna join the fun” Max’s felt his stomach clench as he heard David, looking down to see the smiling counselor below him.
“I’m not fucking doing this shit it’s fucking crazy, and you can’t make me camp man!” He protested holding the branch tight.
“Aww Max don’t be like that you might have fun!” David perked up, reaching up to pluck Max from the tree like an apple
“No I won’t! Now let me go you idiot!” Max protested twisting and squirming trying to get loose of David’s hands.
Max stopped moving and bit his lip when he felt David wiggle a finger in his side. A few more fingers lightly tickled at his side as Max tried his hardest to not laugh. His face contorting into a half smile as he tried to not give David the satisfaction of winning this battle.
“Come on max let’s turn that frown upside down!”
Max couldn’t help it and started giggling as the finger dug into his sides. He began squirming again and tried to push David’s hands away. His giggles turning to laughs as David’s tickling got closer to his belly, rising in tone as he got his belly button.
“There we go now we’re getting in the spirit!” David cheered as he finally saw Max smile and laugh.
“Fuhuhuhuhuuck you asshole ahhahahahahaha!”
“Language!”
His fingers danced up and down max’s sides, as max tried to get away, causing his sweatshirt to ride up just enough for David to go and tickle right on max’s belly, Max jumped before snorting as he laughed louder then before. His face turning red as he laughed and squirmed. David’s tickling traveled up towards max’s underarms causing the young man to squeal and clamp his arms down, trapping the wiggling digits where they were.
“AHAHHAHA STop It YOu motherFuhuhuhuhcker!!!” Max Protested.
“Language! Looks like you need a lesson huh Max?” David teased.
He managed to Free one hand to dig into max’s belly again. The attack to both spots driving Max insane. He almost couldn’t take much more before he finally broke free of David’s grip. He fell down the tall tree like man before being caught just in time and lowered gently to the ground.
Max curled up panting, giggling and trying to get rid of the phantom fingers. But he still had a small smile on his face.
“Now see wasn’t that fun? Don’t you wanna go join now?” David said excitedly.
“Fuck No!” Max protested, this time it seemed almost for show.
“ You know you just had to say stop right?” David pointed out, causing Max to blush a bit.
“Holy shit Max is ticklish to!!” Nikki declared for all to hear as she jumped out of the bushes.
Max jumped back in surprise at being caught before seeing everyone look at him. A few to many excited to hear this news.
“Kill Him!!!” Nikki Cried in a warrior’s call as the chase began.
David watched as the campers ran past him. Smiles and excitement this is what he had hoped to see today. He was so glad this plan had worked out. Then David heard Max’s laughter kick back up and he began to think that maybe this activity could last them the rest of the week at this rate.
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There’s part one, if people like it i’ll add more parts! Feedback welcome!
OMG I LOVE THIS!! It’s honestly perfect!
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Dear me
Hi me, it’s been a while.
I genuinely can’t believe I started this with the intention of it NOT becoming a shitpost but that was literally reference to JK’s ‘it’s been a while’, but regardless, it has.
It has been 390 days, so roughly a year and a month… a lot has changed.
I’m going to start with our usual ‘how am I?’ then go to where we left off last year and go on from there.
How am I? Well you see with everything that’s happened this year, I’m not so ok, and I’m sorry. We were close I know, we were happy, and the dissociation stopped but everything came tunneling back. So that’s how I am right now, I’ll explain more once I explain just what exactly happened this year.
Going to where we left off:
Funny thing, I went to Seattle again this year! I went alone this time, I’ll explain it in detail a bit later, but boy oh boy it was the same feeling, we were anxious most of the time kid sorry about that.
You’re still not good with people, in fact, I think you got worse hhh, except it’s for somewhat different reasons this time. A mix of being disattached and realizing that people are genuinely shit has made me realize that I need to stop allowing myself to be a welcome mat but if I’m being honest, it’s easier being a welcome mat than it is maintaining friendships at this point.
Let’s start on the year:
My last entry was August 15th 2017, it is currently September 9th 2018, lets dick sus.
You, started uni. You started university majoring in theatre production. It was hard.
The first month was footings, oh my god footings, I haven’t thought about that for a while. It was so jam packed, we were literally taught everything in one month and it just really showed you what the next two years would be like. God it was so much fun. Remember the first time we hung a source4, and now you’ve probably hung well over 100 lights.
September was hard, I couldn’t turn to the people I could turn to today so I was very much alone and used my spam instagram account (the super secret one) as an outlet. I remember continuously begging myself not to drop out on that account, and guess what, you didn’t.
Also hey, you don’t hate carpentry, actually you’re taking carpentry 2. Insane I know. Who would have guessed, 5ft me doing carpentry.
Serendipity dropped!! Oh boy, I remember crying for DAYS, Park Jimin I love you.
First Semester Classes:
English: A bitty dropped that class, 2 weeks in, yeah. Yup.
Footings: A solid 10/10, we went through hell but it was fun and we went to the bar for the first time afterwards. Genuinely a good time.
Drafting: Listen,, shit hit the fan, I’m pretty sure Clayton hates you, but we’re taking his year two class anyways so he’s stuck with me :)
Intro: Shit hit the fan part 2, this was all on you, you actual dumbass (ly)
Rigging: SHE WAS FUN, would definitely do again. The field trip to the opera was really fun too.
Audio: I somehow got an A in this class, and like, I’m not bad at audio but what the fuck?
Practicum: :((( Sister Act :((( My first show :( God there’s so much I can say about this. Thank you so much Sister Act. I owe you everything.
How on Earth do I sum all this up…
Footings ended, classes started regularly. You fell in love with all of the second years and fun fact, you’re still in love with them, god bless Mark. Melissa left :/, YOU WON THE RIGGING GAMES, YOU WON AND BROKE A RECORD, AND IT WAS AMAZING. You were a spotlight for sister act, headset was insane, bless Hunter. You became an addict to the bacanator at Wendys. You cut out 19 head pieces on a wardrobe call for sister act. Existential dates with Bruno at Denny’s because you were both far too stressed. You spent too much money because fuck freshman year right? You accidentally read a major character death. We went to Deadmenton with Tanika, Bella and Patty, it was really fun and Tanika kept screaming “Miss Keisha, Bitch, Bitch”. So much happened and this isn’t even a grain of salt in comparison.
So let’s talk about the big things. Mom told us to leave in September, and by November you were living with dad in a 2 bedroom apartment, 6 minutes from your school. It was hard, this was the first time I’d lived without my siblings, it, was hard.
Around that same time, you started going on twitter more, actually, you were put in a group chat. A lot came from that group chat, and I guess this is the perfect time to talk about the relationships in your life.
Siblings: You haven’t been as close to Pisona as you are now. Moving forced me to communicate with my siblings and that did bring us closer. I love my siblings and I would do anything for them, it’s unfortunate the situation that we’ve found ourselves in with our parents.
Friends:
Bruno: I love Bruno, I love Bruno so fucking much. I would do anything for Bruno. I don’t know how to fully express just how much I love Bruno. I love you moonshine.
Danait: In all honesty, that’s my Taehyung. I see us as partners for life, I don’t know what I would do without her and sure there are times when I want to let everything go, but she’s here, and she’s home.
Patty & Tanika: My kids! The gc moved to Line bc twitter was stressing us out, and its all jokes and screaming about life from there.
Q: I love Q, but it’s really hard, but it’ll be ok.
Dead Friendships:
Erika, Blakeish, Yadiel, Literally just everyone else and everyone from high school lmao.
New Relationships:
Jocelyn: Oh jeez, how the fuck do I do this. You know that group chat we joined, well you also happened to meet the love of your life in said group chat. Yup. Her name is Jocelyn, and she’s perfect, and she’s too good for you but you’re not one to decide that, and maybe you think about her a little too much, and maybe you fuck up, a lot, but you really like her.
Eyerusalem: So you didn’t just join one group chat, you joined multiple, you even made some yourself, and in one that you made, you met Yoongi. I can’t really explain what that means but you know what I mean because well, you’re me, and hope that you’re still friends with her when you read this a year from now, but I also know that It’s literally not possible for you to stop speaking to her because as far as we’re fucking considered, namgi shall rise and we are soulmates.
Fun fact, you only made two new friends. Everyone else is a classmate that although you like, you can’t really talk to or further your relationship with. There’s Caitlan but fuck Caitlan :)
This is long and it just keeps fucking going but there’s just so fucking much that happened this last year god, I haven’t even gotten half way through it all fuck.
Ok so: You didn’t finish any of the shows you said you would. You finished your first year without any electives so now you’re cramming. Also your parents are now living under the same roof because dad fucked up his arm so yes you moved back in with mom. YOU DATED A BOY, for like a week, it was awful, but you don’t hate him anymore. YOUR PERIOD CAME BACK, you were in Seattle when it happened, it was,, a lot, lots of blood, lots of mess, but it was gone for a year so it makes sense.
You fully delved into your sexuality, you aren’t exactly ace haha hahaha haahahahahaha ahhahahahahaha I FUCKIGN KNOW I FUCKING KNOW OK, THATS WHO WE WERE, LISTEN IM SHOCKED TOO, but miss jocelyn over there single handedly changed everything, also you’re kinky as fuck, who would have fucking guessed, blame jocey.
Seattle wasn’t the worst, we went to the ocean a lot, and we only touched her once because we aren’t greedy and frankly I got too overwhelmed.
You have like 7 biases, deal with it. Your Japanese got better lmao, you tell me how.
I’m saying it here and now, but we’re joining the circus.
This is the best I can do for now because quite frankly, this year was too much to put into words and I knew it would be hard but I didn’t realize just how fucking hard. But anyways, you love bangtan a lot, and as hard as u try they really are the only group you can keep up with, im sorry stray kids im still trying, exo flew out the picture, i literally only care about pcy, bbh and ksoo/yixing lmaoooooooo NYWAYS
GN (it’s 1PM)
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