#and since we’re talking abt accidents my mother was bitching to her coworker abt an accident that was causing so much traffic | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 2 months

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they built a roundabout near my house and it’s like the only one here and they’ve put up a bunch of signs that say ROUNDABOUT so u remember that it is a roundabout bc it is a new creature that none of us have seen before and we need to be warned of it’s existence before we see it or we’ll start crying and sobbing about it anyway we’re betting on how many accidents there will be before the end of the month bc it is also right next to a school so there will be soooo much school traffic going through that thing and if there’s one thing i know it’s that parent pickupers are foolish and want to cause accidents on purpose

#there is also another road that is down like more than half of its lanes rn which i know a lot of school busses will have to go down #so it’s like ahhahahahahaha this will be fun #so far only one accident has occurred to my knowledge since the roundabout opened up like today or yesterday or smth #and since we’re talking abt accidents my mother was bitching to her coworker abt an accident that was causing so much traffic #to back up and it turned out the coworker saw it and apparently it was all caused by a cop that saw someone speed and immediately #tried to u-turn and got absolutely smashed bc they tried to u-turn in the middle of traffic and it caused a whole lineup of fender benders #and the moral of the story is something idk #anyway was so excited for that roundabout i think it’s a great idea and we should get more of them everywhere right now and #i especially like how many people’s houses they destroyed i love construction it’s fun i love how people don’t know how to behave #and run into each other abt it #k i’m done talking abt traffic does anyone want to crawl around on shattered glass with me 🥺

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