#so it makes sense mr jefferson the worst teacher in existence would not lol
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Jefferson: Apparently, in grade school, the word went out that you call teachers by their last names, and they do that, and I used to think "That's a little formal, I don't know that I need that," but the second a kid says "Hey, Mark," I want to tear into their torso...
Rachel: What the fuck?
Jefferson: ...with, like, my sharpened nails...
Rachel: What the fuck?!
Jefferson: ...pull their heart out, and eat it in front of them. Maybe an overreaction, or...
Nathan: Proportionate.
Jefferson: Proportionate! Thank you.
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