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stingyslegslookweird · 2 years ago
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i actually don’t know. part of me thinks sportacus would be an awesome lawyer, but another part of me thinks he’d be swayed by the plaintiff’s arguments, put his hand on my back reassuringly, and be like “listen, buddy, you gotta go to jail now.”
then the plaintiff trips and their disguise falls off and it’s robbie rotten trying to [nondescript motive] by sending you to prison.
ok i’ll stop
if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?
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