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stingyslegslookweird · 2 years ago

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i actually don’t know. part of me thinks sportacus would be an awesome lawyer, but another part of me thinks he’d be swayed by the plaintiff’s arguments, put his hand on my back reassuringly, and be like “listen, buddy, you gotta go to jail now.”

then the plaintiff trips and their disguise falls off and it’s robbie rotten trying to [nondescript motive] by sending you to prison.

ok i’ll stop

if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?

#found this in my drafts #can’t remember for the life of me what i was originally gonna respond with #but i’m sure this is maybe probably sorta close i think #idk lmao #bruh i just had the best idea for a kamen rider oc (that tbh ive probably had dozens of times before)#i gotta go fix my laptop so i can spend all christmas adam on this solar-ejection-bit-flip-neural-misfire of an accidental idea #be back in like 30 minutes after i give up again lol #lazytown #lmao why do i have two tags for that #there��s a space in one of them #huh… kinda like how there’s ex aid and exaid #and ex(hyphen)aid but that doesn’t show up on mobile #so it just looks like you tagged a post ‘kamen rider ex aid’ twice #ah shit my b i’m rambling again #frig. yeah imma go try and remove that stripped-ass screw

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