#so im half convinced that she actually isn't legally dead
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Mortimer and John N actually had a wedding ceremony, but technically aren't legally married because they used Gerty's birth certificate
#she died in the private of the clock shop and was sent down the river in the most hodgepodge coffin to ever exist#so im half convinced that she actually isn't legally dead#and john n showed up in a basket down the river baby moses style#so he definitely doesn't even have a birth certificate#this makes the marriage conversation so much funnier in my head#because it makes it seem like the world's goofiest inside joke#inspired by that post of that guy who found out his mom and dad were the first people to get lesbian married in ireland#failure: a love story#failure a love story#autism#adhd#john n fail#mortimer mortimer#gerty fail#I'm so sorry to gerty
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