#so im going w this as a morning after the transformation so u know he looks like a MESS

[shougojo]

POPS IN AND SHAKES YOU

BAMBI. you are the next one on my list to convert to a hsr / genshin papa enthusiast >:)

bambi…. do u have any thoughts abt hsr and genshin papas (twirling my hair as i type)

໒꒱ ‧₊˚ HONAKI STAR RAIL MEN AS DADS — VARIOUS HSR.

ft. jing yuan, blade, dan heng, aventurine x fem! reader (separate)

content. literally so much fluff u can consider ssfw (super sfw), BUT is kinda suggestive, established relationship (marriage), dan heng’s part is slightly il dan heng, lots of mentions of pregnancy, parental au, somewhat a headcannon w little blurbs in between !!!!, lots & lots of kisses, pet names used for reader, not proofread

notes. IM SO SRRY IT TOOK THIS LONG; hopefully i cooked/redeemed myself w this 😞🙏 made a specially for @neuvistar — maryse !! i also made the writing smaller bc i don’t want it to look longer (srry if it’s hard to read :’)) i doubt myself w this idk if it’s even good (i cut off half of the characters i was gonna write bc i honestly idk 😾 & i did some of them dirty IM SORRY) </3 but i actually do have thoughts, but i hate when i have smt in mind & i js can’t seem to write it down SHAKES YOU IN FRUSTRATION

JING YUAN — is literally father and daddy coded you cannot persuade me that he isn’t (i will throw hands at you) he’s super sweet and gentle with you before and after your pregnancy, he’ll actually probably treat you the same after you get your children — although maybe he’ll be more patient. overall he’s on the chiller dad side. personally, jing yuan would naturally know how to handle his children even when they’re a few hours after birth. he would cradle them with so much care and gentleness like your baby is made of fragile glass. but what’s to expect? he has yanqing to deal with in the first place.

JING YUAN — would be the man to kiss your forehead multiple times during pregnancy, he’ll actually transform into a male wife, he’ll also go as far as canceling all of his meetings and not give a damn about each one, even if you tried telling him to; he’s stick by your side like super glue. he’s SO reassuring. it’s a shame fu xuan had to deal with a man like him, he’ll never focus properly even if he went to work. all he has on his mind is you and his soon-to-be little versions of you and him.

“take it easy, love. i’ll be right by your side if you need me.”

JING YUAN — who would and will have two daughters, he’s such a girl dad i can see it. i feel like he wouldn’t (??) have twins, just like one child at a time, a very supportive dad. he could easily cheer up his daughters anytime, like when they trip, fall, scrap their knee, need help on homework, need assistance on changing, and so much more.

JING YUAN — who takes naps with his daughters anywhere, anytime. his daughters definitely inherited their father’s love for sleep (and his lazy personality), they enjoy sleeping just like their sleep deprived father. you’ll as often walk in on the three sleeping together — the children wrapped in jing yuan’s warm, muscular arms. unfortunately, you go a long way just to wake up your husband, what makes you think waking up your husband and two more lazy children that have the same ego as their father help?

“mommyy… 5 mor’…”

“mhm, what she said… just 5 more minutes, darling… how about you join us..?

JING YUAN — spoils his daughters. he doesn’t spoil them too much, or else they’ll grow up to be greedy, so he’ll spoil them just a right amount that they know how to behave properly when receiving something thoughtful. he cherishes the moments he gets to spend with you and the children together — he occasionally schedules times so he can get home at a specific time to spend with his family. eating dinner, playing games, and just enjoying his family. on rare occasions, his girls will wake up early and even come to your’s and jing yuan’s bedroom to wake you two up in the morning! leading to a huge cuddle session and cute babbling from your mix of you and jing yuan.

BLADE — is quite the dad, actually. he obviously won’t show it, but he’s in between being extremely nervous and extremely excited on being a dad. he’s not sure if it’ll be worth the shot even being a father, due to all of the trauma and greif he’s had in his life. but after he met you, he’s started to diminish his need to disappear. additionally, you’ll be there to reassure him.

BLADE — is a very good father. like before, he’s nervous, but he has soft spot for you — which means he has an even softer spot for his own children. he’s a girl dad; one daughter and i can see it. he takes REAL good care of her when she’s just minutes out the womb. just the way blade’s eyes softened so much and his mouth slight gaped can tell how blade sees his beautiful daughter. the man to tuck his girl’s stray hairs out of her face and kiss her face afterwards.

“she looks just like me..”

BLADE — who's so gentle with his daughter. despite being a wanted criminal who fights with much skill and discipline, it’s a true surprise to see him so vulnerable while using his rough hands to softly cradle his daughter who’s ten times smaller than him. he’ll let his daughter play with his bangs and long luscious hair, even if he has to brush it all over again. he doesn’t give a single care about his hair, as long as his daughter gets her entertainment. he’ll let her slap his face, squish his cheeks, bump his nose, whatever (he probably wouldn’t let them all slide). on some days, when blade’s not running around and escaping from soldiers, he lets his daughter go ALL out on him. the two will definitely play — dress up, dolls, tea party’s, and much, much more (but it’s not like he can say no).

BLADE — who unfortunately “becomes” a pretty princess once his daughter gets to work. neon clips, silky ribbons, fake makeup, pink hair ties, jewelry, everything. and when you witness it, it’s more than difficult to hold in your laugh.

“blade!… blade?-”

“don’t.”

BLADE — is a pretty accurate protective father, but sometimes, it’s not even his protectiveness that’s acting. just a small glance or look from him can scare any boy from staying near or close your daughter. you remind him constantly to give his daughter some freedom, but what’s he gonna do if he’s doing nothing — but staring at the boy? it’ll take time for him to accept a guy that your daughter actually really likes and wants to be with, but don’t worry, blade will be “kind” enough to do it for his daughter. but don’t expect him to accept a man so easily (and the man to accept a dad-in-law so… scary), he’ll definitely have them take a “trial” on something to be able to be his daughter’s lover. heads up, if any guy hurts his daughter in any way, physically, mentally, or emotionally, they better count their days.

DAN HENG — is literally the sweetest dad to ever have, it’s tooth rottening. he’s like the entire package. he’ll make sure his children get a good education, live in a good environment, provide them with a decent life style, and hope they grow up to be amazing people (i’m crying rn). but before actually receiving you giving birth to your child, dan heng was the biggest nervous thing ever. he never thought to ever have a child of his own, and doubt how he’ll have to work it out. but you reassured him, and true to your words, he was.

DAN HENG — stays by your side almost all the time during your pregnancy. even when he had lots of trailblazing with the crew, he insisted to stay back to care for you and his future children. fortunately, he was allowed to by himeko and welt — unfortunately for march 7th and the trailblazer, they were missing a member to provoke. he can and will do everything and anything for you; the whole princess treatment. need water? right on top of your bed stand. need a pillow? he’s already rushing for a spare one. need something to eat? he’s already provided it (breakfast in bed guys). don’t forget the cuddles on the side, he’ll provide that anytime. his cuddles are literally so warm it warms up your body in the process, he’s like your personal heater. dan heng will definitely rub soothing circles on the belly — he knows it gets difficult to be a mother (not by experience guys get it out of your head), so he hopes all his acts of service helps you.

“shhh… take it easy love.”

DAN HENG — would have 2 children, a son and a daughter. unless it’s il dan heng, then that’s something else. i’d say the son is the oldest, although i don’t exactly 100% see it. there will be tears when he gets to see his very first child, holding them like it’s like his very last chance of living. he’ll immediately kiss your forehead after you’ve given birth to your and his’ child, promising to care for your son (and future daughter) ‘till the day he dies. he’ll also be by your side when your in the process of delivering your child. rubbing circles on your hands, lightly hushing and kissing you, intertwining hands, and saying the most supportive and loving words ever. and you maybe even cried during it because you can’t believe to have such an amazing husband like dan heng by your side (i’m crying again). additionally, the way his heart and eyes melted when you send him a small smile and slowly closed your eyes to rest.

DAN HENG — who like blade, would let his children play with his hair. sometimes, he’d transform into his vidyadhara and let his children play with his long hair; clipping clips, tying his hair, fashioning it, etc. i guess the son wouldn’t be so into that, but he’ll help his sister dress up their father. you melt whenever you happen to see your little toddlers play and try to chase after their father’s dragon tail. careful not to have them trip or fall, dan heng enjoys teaseing them and having them run after his tail — like a puppy, hoping that they manage to catch his tail and play atop it. i also can’t help but think of the thought dan heng would have his tail “turn” into a slide for his little children! they would just slide down and run back to their father for another round until they’re exhausted.

“hehe... again! again!”

“alright, you can slide some more, but then it’s gonna be your nap time.”

“ok, daddy!”

DAN HENG — who lovingly tucks his kids in their bed or crib when it’s their nap time, or it’s their bedtime. it’s such a heartwarming scene to witness, it could easily melt even the coldest of hearts. i think dan heng would sing them lullabies, but occasionally when he feels like it’s time for them understand the meanings of his songs. dan heng slightly blushes when he sees you in the doorway, flustering that you got to see how vulnerable he is, but that’s not a bother.

AVENTURINE — is one of the funnest and dedicated dads. he just loves his children so much, even if he has a side job, he always manages to make time for them and you. would definitely cry tears of joy and happiness when he receives them, stroking their small heads and holding them so tenderly. he loves you so much for giving him his children; he'd babble on forever about how you're such an amazing wife for working so hard for him and you, probable crying while saying all those heartwarming things. he's more than grateful to have his little children.

AVENTURINE — is such an AMAZING dad and supporter oh my goodness. he's so caring when you're a few months and/or weeks pregnant. maybe he becomes a male-wife (??), that's very visible in my brain. for awhile, he would take a break on going to the casino — to stay home and care for you. would easily decline any offer from any opponents that want to gamble. you would sometimes just wake up in the morning and hear his conversations to somebody about some business.

"no... im good... listen, for the last time, im not. please and thank you." hangs up.

"oh! mornin' babe. huh? — oh, its nothing, just some brat."

AVENTURINE — is a girl dad, but i feel like he would have one son and two daughters. he would love them all equally and take care of them so much; giving them a childhood he never managed to have. aventurine i guess i pretty known for being quite a guy, but his kids would be the sweetest ever — which he said was inherited by you. but just like their dad, they have another side (😈), they can be SO troublesome and little maniacs if they want to.

AVENTURINE — who gets tackled to the ground whenever he gets home from work by his children. it’s so cute and entertaining to see him get beaten to the ground by kids so much younger than him. they would just tackle his — grabbing his hat and coat and wearing them themselves ITS SO CUTE. additionally, i see aventurine taking the three bundles of joy to his gambling games and have them like sit on his lap and let them experience it. and also watching their dad ‘win’, is what he said. but after a couple weeks of their visits, aventurine eventually had to limit their visits because they kept exposing his cards; throwing them, playing with them, shouting out his cards, etc.

“daddy has only two more blue cards!”

“and one yellow!”

“oh! hehe… don’t shout out, love, it’s rude.”

AVENTURINE — who does the weirdest things with his kids. he would one hundred percent (sorry not sorry) dab up his son and teaches him the weirdest shit ever. like it’s kinda not surprising at all. he would also let his daughter play around with his necessary stuff. many of his other stuff needs to been hidden well, because you know, his kids are pretty curious.

[the-letter-horror-lover]

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Boruto Uzumaki: The story that hasn't been told! by Narutofying

Anime » Naruto Rated: K+, English, Humor & Adventure, Boruto U., Sarada U., Words: 1k+, Favs: 2, Follows: 2, Published: Jun 22, 2015

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A.N: This is my first story ever okay. 4give me 4 mistakes.

Disclaimer: no i dont own naruto ok i wish i did but guess what i dont oops.

There is most likely going to be 5-10 chapters per volume. Depends on how you guys react :)

Vol.1 Chp.1

*Brring Brring* Boruto's alarm in the morning was ringing. Boruto, weary eyed, smashed it. "Oops."

"Come on Big brother, get up. It's graduation exams, you don't want to miss those do you?" "Hima, I hate when you call me that, you know that. Call me Boruto please. BUT I AM READY FOR THESE EXAMS!" "WOOHOO!"

"He's up." Hinata gave a slight smile. "I just wish Naruto was able to come to the graduation.." The door slid open and in came, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki. "Hey, Hinata, I took today off to see the children graduate. These students are from the 9 rookies of our generation, so I'm sure they're some of the most powerful" "Y- Youre right it has been 12 years hasn't it. Hm."

Boruto came running down the stairs. "MOM! D-dad? YOURE HERE TO SEE ME GRADUATE? I mean, er. You're coming to watch me graduate huh." "Yeah, I took today off to see you and Hima graduate." "Oh, that's um, cool." Boruto was happy, but a little sad. He never gets to see his dad, because of his stupid job. Hokages. He hated them. "You're going to be late, Boruto. Himiwari already left." "W-WHAT!?" Boruto took off to the academy, running as fast as he could.

Shino Sensei, was sitting at his desk. "Alright. Today is the final exam to graduate. After today, IF you pass, you will all be ninja. Are you ready for that?" "YEAHH WOOOHOO!" shouted pretty much the whole class. "Okay, the test's jutsu is going to be... CLONES!" The class all groaned, that is for except, Boruto. His dad taught him this jutsu before he came Hokage. This jutsu was his specialty. He was ready.

The jutsu was easy. But for Rock Lee Jr, it wasn't. He had almost no ninjutsu at all, which is why his specialty was taijutsu. "Transform!" and 3 clumsy but identical clones were created. "You pass." said Shino Sensei. "Barely." he mumbled to himself. "Alright, next up, Boruto Uzumaki." Boruto stepped up. "Alright, here I go! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"

Boruto's clones filled the room. "No need to showoff Boruto. This isn't a contest." "Yeah, whatever." He released the jutsu. "Congratulations, everyone passes." The class was filled with, "YEAH WOO!" and "IM A NINJA NOW!" "Now, settle down, you will get your teams assigned tomorrow. Be back here by 8:00 a.m. Now time for the graduation exam.

Naruto, had to give a speech to the new genin. But after that, he would step off to see his two children graduate.

"Good afternoon, genin, and their beloved parents." Everyone giggled. "Today, your children, my children, are graduating from the academy. I would like to congratulate all of our new ninja, for making it this far and trying their hardest. As you may know, these are the most strongest students we've had in the history of the Leaf Village. I'm putting you guys to the test. I believe in every single one of you, believe it!"

Naruto had a flashback of when he was younger. Iruka Sensei and him, laying in the forest, beat up. "C-Congratulations, Naruto. You pass."

Naruto has tears going down his face. "I want to thank you, for the opportunity of becoming Hokage. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be where I am now."

"So if you please, LET THE GRADUATION BEGIN!" Everyone cheered, tears in their eyes. Even Boruto's eyes were getting a bit watery. "I love you, dattebayo."

"I love you too, Boruto." Naruto smiled. He and Boruto hugged. "I promise, I will be here for you. No matter what. That, is a promise. A promise I will not break. I swear that on my life, Boruto."

The new 9 rookies were stronger than the last. Which is saying a lot, considering the 9 rookie came out to be the most powerful ninja of all time. But now, Boruto, and Himiwari were now ninja. That was all that mattered at the time.

In the corner of his eye, he saw Sarada. She was with her mom Sakura, also Boruto's godmother. "Hey sakura-kun!" "B-Boruto! You've gotten so big!" (A.N: That's what she said :). KIDDING KIDDING GEEZ)

"Haha, yeah I guess so huh. Hey Sarada." Sarada looked at Boruto. "Hm."

Before he got frustrated with her, he walked off. He didn't have time to deal with that. He was a ninja! He just hoped he doesn't have to be in the same squad as her. She was a complete jerk to him.

The graduation was over, and everyone was heading back home. Himiwari's eyes started to hurt. "Mother, is there something in my eyes? They hurt like crazy." Hinata looked at Himiwari's eyes. "H-How is this possible? You're not full Hyuuga. There's no way.." "What is it mother? Is there something wrong?" "N-no. You've just awakened your Byakugan."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW DID HIMIWARI AWAKEN HER BYAKUGAN FIRST? IS SHE STRONGER THAN ME?" Boruto was outraged. There's no way she was stronger than him. He was only a few minutes older than her but still. There is no possible way that she was stronger. "Actually, no. Just the opposite. The more children I have, the weaker they get. No, neither of you are weak, but Himiwari is not as strong as you will be. Therefore she will get her Byakugan first, but you will have a stronger dojutsu. It's a complicated process that Sakura told me about during the Great Ninja War."

"O-oh. SO I WILL BE THE STRONGEST? HAHAH! WOOHOO!"

Boruto and Himiwari finally got home after a long day. They took showers, ate dinner, and finally, went to bed. Tomorrow, they will be assigned teams and meet their sensei.

Thanks for reading! Leave a review and a favorite! Most likely going to post a new chapter every week!

[fresafresitawrites]

paloma’s cards and water

my latest creative writing assignment! adding onto the next series of my vignettes! involving my oc andrew as the main boi. u can find them all here  this one is a lil long but my prof really liked it so im happy w it. rest is under the read more! id be so happy if anyone reads this slkajf inspired by tarot reading, my grandma, and that one chapter in the house on mango street w the tarot reader 

I was on the first floor of my building getting the mail when I heard my downstairs neighbor sweeping her entrance mat.

“Buenos días, m’hijito.” Her voice was like the strum of a guitar.

“Buenas, Señora Paloma.” I replied. I gave her a quick glance as I skimmed a letter about my academic probation from last semester.

She set the broom aside and looked up at me.

“Ah, so formal now that you’re older, and taller too. You’re always getting taller and taller.” I’m only five foot six, five foot eight when anyone asks. “I haven’t seen you too much lately.”

“Oh, disculpe.” I crammed the envelopes into my messenger bag. Most of them were junk anyway, like dollar store advertisements or auto companies offering me a car loan. “I’ve just had a lot on my mind, a lot going on with school and work and everything.” I closed the mailbox unit.

“Ay, perdón, Señor Ibarra,” she teased. Somewhere after I turned eighteen, I went from calling her Mama Lola to using formalities. “Do you have some time, actually? I need help with something, si puedes.”

I checked my phone. I had work in an hour. “Sí sí sí, yeah, whatdya need?” I cracked my knuckles. Usually, she just wanted me to move furniture or get something from the top shelf of her kitchen cabinets, like the blender she used during the summer to make watermelon juice. Her oldest son also bought her an iPad for Christmas three years ago when he visited from Buffalo, and I’ve memorized the passcode after troubleshooting it for her so many times.

Paloma waved me inside her one-bedroom apartment, two floors directly underneath my family’s. We lived in an old house with four floors that probably used to belong to one rich family in the nineteenth century but was now broken up into several apartments. Paloma’s door was the first one on the ground floor across from the staircase. Her apartment always smelled like dryer sheets, and the television was always on some Spanish talk show, and water was always boiling over the kitchen stove because she didn’t trust the pipes. The yellow walls were adorned with Mexican folk paintings, plastic floral garlands, and family photos attached with Scotch tape. In every corner there were figurines of Catholic saints.

A few years ago, I asked Paloma to watch Sofi and Eli for me. I had tickets to see The Strokes at Madison Square Garden and only that morning did I double check the date of the concert. My mom was at a student’s piano recital, and I agreed a week earlier to watch the girls that night.

I was carrying Eli in one arm and held Sofi’s hand with the other outside Paloma’s door. The girls were four at the time, so I just gave them each twenty bucks to never say anything.

“Hmm!” Paloma lifted her eyebrows and crossed her arms. “And you think your momma won’t find out?”

I thought about it. “Well, don’t tell her.”

Paloma laughed, squinting her dark eyes like a fox.

Thankfully, Ma’s train got delayed on the way home that night.

In Paloma’s kitchen, two Devil’s Ivy plants sat in the sink with their vines trailing over the edge, hesitating to touch the tile floor. On the left was the glass door to her own small patio, where a few stray cats lay across the concrete. Paloma pointed to her wooden breakfast table, leaving her broom aside, so I pulled out a chair.

She sat down across from me, laying a purple and gold silk cloth between us and placed two tea lights on each side.

“Oh, is this what you wanted me for?” I sat up, surprised. She tied her long, gray-brown hair into a bun.

Paloma has never tried to use her cards on me before. I was never interested in these things. Hemera was the one who came to visit often after her break-up during freshman year with this film studies major, Vladimir, who played the accordion and was originally from Portland. Hemera and Paloma would lean over the tarot cards, speaking low, like candleflames. I usually sat on the couch and watched Looney Tunes, since Boomerang was one of the only channels on Paloma’s television other than the news or Telemundo.

“How’s your friend?” Paloma asked as if she read my mind. “Is she your girlfriend yet? Or has she found someone?” She pulled out the deck of cards from her apron pocket and shuffled them.

            “Oh, no, she’s okay. She’s doing okay.” Hemera told me two weeks ago she was “focusing on herself” which meant she deleted Tinder and would reactivate it within the next week. “And nah, she’s like a sister to me. That’d be weird.”

            Paloma watched me. “You cold?”

            “What? No…” Well, now that she mentioned it… ‘Actually, yeah, kind of, maybe.” I zipped up my wool sweater. Was there a breeze?

            “Good.” She spread the cards out with her delicate hands. “That means the spirits are here.”

            “Uh, okay. Sure, Paloma. They are.” I tried not to sound too sarcastic.

            I closed my eyes and hovered my left hand over the fanned-out cards, mimicking how Hemera used to do it. I tapped three random cards and Paloma flipped them over.

            She read them out loud. “El ermitaño, la rueda de la fortuna, y la muetre.”

            The late February sun casted a soft glow over the kitchen like a dream.

            “Your past, present, and future cards.” Paloma’s tone shifted into something softer, as if her words descended from the clouds. “Ah, look at you. Always keeping to yourself, always, always. Like the old man here on the card… alone on the mountain, holding a lantern trying to illuminate his path.”

            I tilted my head.

            “Right now, you’re in a critical position. It’s a marvelous position to be in! See all the arrows on the wheel going in all directions? They can lead you anywhere. You just steer the wheel like the helm of a sailboat and go wherever the wind takes you. How exciting!”

             I leaned forward. I examined the card that depicted what looked like a large, gold coin covered in strange symbols and surrounded by hybrid animals and angel figures.

            “And here, look, don’t be afraid of this last one. Everyone’s always afraid of this card, but don’t take it too literal. This card means transformation, it means upheaval, it means purging, it means endings.

            I picked up the card, fixated on the small boy kneeling before the skeleton-knight riding a white horse. I put the card back down.

            “This sounds… vague.” I leaned back in my chair, half skeptical and half on edge from her reading, but I didn’t want her to know the last part. “I thought you’d tell me something terrible would happen, or something like who I’m going to marry or whatever. Not that I would believe it, but I’m just wondering why you wanted me here right now.”

            Paloma smiled and crossed her arms. She’d been expecting this reaction. “It’s not like that. It’s not a math test, like in school. There are no right or wrong answers here. I know you don’t like that. Frustrating, no?”

            “Yeah, a little.”

            “Half of the work is you. It’s like looking at art or reading poetry. You’re participating. You’re drawing your own conclusions.” She placed the deck back into her pocket. “You have to marinate on the words, m’hijo. Everything will reveal itself.”

            I took a deep breath, swung my bag over my shoulder, and checked my phone.

            I had work in five minutes.    

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hi!! im wondering if you have any long (over 50k words) johnlock fics with no smut..? thank u !

Hi Nonny!

Ohhhh, gosh I ABSOLUTELY do! I love long emotional connection fics! I’ll stick to my K, G, and T-Rated fics since those I can guarantee has no smut, and I’ll also include M-Rated fics, so if you’re not okay with brief mentions of sex (not graphic details, just “the next morning after a love session” kind of description), then you can skip those :)

SMUT-FREE FICS OVER 50K W.

K to T-RATED

A Love with No Name Series by aceofhearts61 (G to M, 49,955 w. across 20 stories || Asexual Sherlock / Straight John, Est. Rel, Queerplatonic Relationship, Romance, Cuddling, Fluff, Platonic Romance, Domestics) – In which Asexual!Sherlock and Straight!John are platonically in love life partners.

An Experiment in Empathy Series by belovedmuerto (T, 62,397 w. across 13 stories || Empath AU || Psychic John, Psychic-by-Proxy Sherlock, Empathy, Psychic Bond, Romance / Bromance) – In which John is an empath, Sherlock is Sherlock, and an epic bromance happens. In the aftermath of The Great Game, John creates an unexpected bond between himself and Sherlock. Now they have to learn how to deal with it. John is better at this than Sherlock is.

You Have Drawn Red From My Hands by J_Baillier (T, 67,085 w., 17 Ch. || Three Garridebs, Heavy John Whump, Hurt / Comfort, Pining, Heavy Angst, Case Fic/Adventure, Slow Burn, Sick Fic, Injury, Guilt & Depression, Just Talk Already Please, Medical Realism, PTSD) –  John getting injured leads Sherlock on a path of guilt and revelations.

The Green Blade by verityburns (T, 72,929 w., 15 Ch. || Casefic, Bromance) – As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit…

Darkling, I Listen by You_Light_The_Sky (T, 73,254 w., 8 Ch. || Fairy Tale AU || Loosely Based on Beauty and the Beast, Magical Realism, Suicidal Themes, Romance, Creepiness, Adventure) – No one who enters old London ever comes out. They say that the beast devours them. When his sister disappears, John ventures into the dead zone beyond the wall, and finds a brilliant madman under a terrible curse… Part 1 of Darkling I Listen + Extras, Deleted Scenes

A Case of Identity by jkay1980 (T, 91,009 w., 22 Ch. || Post-TRF, Fake Relationship, Case Fic) – John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought. Slowly, John discovers that he loves Sherlock not only in a friendly, brotherly way, but both men have to fight their own demons before they can think of taking their relationship to a new level…

Definitions by siennna (T, 101,528 w., 12 of ? Ch. || Dev. Rel., Pining, Fluff and Romance, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Fluff, Cuddles) – Sherlock’s journey in defining his flat mate and stumbling through the muddled world of emotion. {{This feels complete; the chapter count is listed as ? but I feel like it is done}}

between each beat are words unsaid by darcylindbergh, hudders-and-hiddles (T, 107,998 w., 215 Ch. || Epistolary, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Angst, Happy Ending) – On their wedding night, John and Sherlock gift each other with the things they each said when the other could not hear, the things they each put down where the other could not see: a collection of writings that illustrate the way their love for one another has grown over the years. Part 1 of between each beat

THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON by skyefullofstars (T, 110,758 w., 24 Ch. || H/C, Kidnapping, Angst, Violence, Whump, Nightmares, Murder, Drug Addiction, Torture) – While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John’s kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John’s sanity and life. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET. Part 1 of THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON

The Swan Triad Series by Pennin_Ink (T, 121,660 w. across 3 works || Swan Lake AU || Magical / Fairy Tale AU, Romance, Falling in Love, Pining, Psychological Torture, Transformation) – Sherlock and John grow up spending every summer together. Their mothers’ attempts to play matchmaker only fuel their mutual resentment and scorn. But then, one summer.

The Horse and his Doctor by khorazir (T, 129,003 w., 13 Ch. || Horse / Vet AU || Magical Realism, Horses, Vet John, Horse Sherlock, Implied Alcoholism) – Invalided after a run in with a poacher in Siberia, veterinary surgeon John Watson finds it difficult to acclimatise to the mundanity of London life. Things change when a friend invites him along to a local animal shelter and he meets their latest acquisition, a trouble-making Frisian with the strangest eyes and even stranger quirks John has ever encountered in a horse.

Mise en Place by azriona (M, 161,004 w., 28 Ch. || Restaurant (Kitchen Nightmares) AU || Sherlock is Gordon Ramsay / Celebrity Sherlock, Restauranteur John, Harry Plays Prominent Role, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, Cranky Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn) – John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn’t have much choice. There’s only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Mise en Place

Fallen Series by Belladonna_Q, mamishka (T, 222,094 w. across 3 works || Winglock || Angel!John, Angels & Demons, Faes, Christianity, Changelings) – In a world where myth, mystery, and the supernatural flourish beneath the veneer of modern civilization, Sherlock is a master of magic as well as science and deduction. But there are some things that he cannot see, riddles he cannot unravel, even when they walk right beside him in the form of one John Watson…

M-RATED

The Homecoming Series by sussexbound (M, 51,744 w. across 12 stories, WIP || Domestics, PTSD, Love Confessions, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling, Jealousy, Family Issues) – Sometimes home is all you need. After three years of horror, betrayals, and crushing loss, John and Sherlock find their way back home to one another, and together find new footing in a world that has changed forever.

John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 (M, 53,464 w., 14 Ch. || Christmas, Holmes Family, Fake Relationship, Alternate First Meeting, Falling in Love, Fluff and Angst, Hardcore Pining) – It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

Wars We Fought, Things We’re Not by blueink3 (M, 55,204 w., 10 Ch. || Post S3 / Post TAB, Parentlock, Fluff & Angst, Kidnapping, Whump, Post-TAB, UST/URT, 3G, Mild Peril, Slow Burn, Couple for a Case, Protective Mycroft, Infant Death Pre-Story, Friends to Lovers) –  Five months after John’s world has fallen apart, Mycroft sends the consulting detective and his doctor on a case that neither is prepared for.

floating through a dark blue sky by Lediona (M, 58,966 w., 15 Ch. || Notting Hill AU || POV John, Celebrity Sherlock, First Date / Time / Kiss, Past Drug Addiction, Angst with a Happy Ending) – Of course, I’d seen his films and always thought he was, well, brilliant – but, you know, a million miles from the world I live in. Or, when John is the owner of a travel book shop and the famous Sherlock Holmes stops in one day.

The Burning by SrebrnaFH (M, 60,658 w., 24 Ch. || Reverse Reichenbach, Suicide, Depression, Hurt Sherlock / John, Separation, BAMF John, Good Big Brother Mycroft, Angst, Implied/Referenced Torture, Fake Character Death, Rescue Mission, Reconciliation / Reunion, Hospitalization, Marriage Proposal, Illnesses, Physical Therapy, Happily Ever After) – Something went very, very wrong. John had seemed, if not happy, then reasonably content with his life. Sherlock had never predicted something like THIS might have happened. Not in his worst nightmares. He was the lousiest friend ever, apparently. At least Mycroft found him something to occupy his mind with, so that he didn’t have to go back to 221B and stare at the walls and the chair, where John Watson would never sit again.

Bedtime Universe by Liketheriver (M, 65,173 w. across 2 stories || Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Angst, Humour, Case Fic) – John’s POV during Season 2 and beyond when Sherlock takes up semi-permanent residence in his bed. A collection of codas and missing scenes wrapped up into one long fic and topped with a bow that takes the story beyond Reichenbach and into happy territory once more.

The Vapor Variant by 88thParallel (CanadaHolm) (M, 72,684 w., 18 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Post-THoB, John Whump, Protective Sherlock, Guilty Sherlock, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, PTSD John, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Suspense, Virus, Sickfic, Big Brother Mycroft) – They stood face to face in the middle of a clearing. The dim light of the moon barely allowed Sherlock to see the glassy terror in John’s eyes and the sweat that glistened off his forehead. His nose was bleeding again, blood dripping in a slow stream from his right nostril. They were both gasping for air, John’s eyes locked on Sherlock’s. There was no recognition there, just wild animal fear. Time stood still for an eternal few seconds, and Sherlock took a shaky breath. “John—”Spell broken, John spun and bolted back into the woods. Still heaving for air, Sherlock took off after him.

Summit Fever by J_Baillier (M, 78,802 w., 18 Ch. || Mountain Climber AU || POV John, Angst, Tragedy, Suicidal Ideation, The Himalayas, Mountain Guide / Doctor John, Mount Climber Sherlock, Loneliness, Drama, Suspense, Slow Burn, Injured Sherlock / Sherlock Whump, Pining John) – After graduating from medical school, John Watson followed his heart to the Himalayas. Ten years later, he’s a haunted cynic working for his ex-lover’s trekking and mountaineering company. Will leading an expedition to Annapurna I—the most lethal of all the world’s highest mountains—shake John out of his reverie, and who is the mystery client added to the group at the last minute?

The Burning Heart by May_Shepard (M, 119,150 w., 21 Ch. || Canon Divergence, Post-TRF, John’s Sexuality, S3 Rewrite, Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV John Watson, John’s Gay) – When Sherlock dies, John Watson feels like his life is over too. He’s completely shut down, until Mark Morstan, a new nurse at John’s medical clinic, catches his attention, and helps him uncover the long buried truth of his attraction to men. Although he’s certain he’ll never get over Sherlock, John plans to move on, and build a new life with Mark, unaware that Sherlock is not quite as dead as he appears, and that Mark is hiding secrets of his own.

[lumiereswig]

Do you have any crossovers with/AUs inspired by "Moulin Rouge!"? I know there's a fics list page but my wifi is so stupid slow it never loads so I can never tell.

nope! srry

since u can’t load the fics page im gonna give it all to you right here boo

Lumiere discovers something new, post-curse: Matches

Plumette/Lumiere, pre-curse. Plumette growing up and Lumiere growing close. Lit By The Sun

Plumette/Lumiere, immediately after being cursed: Fire and Feathers

Lumiere meets the prince for the first time: A Showman Through and Through

Plumette/Lumiere as college kids: Modern AU that is not super great but eh i tried

plumiere in love: it’s right here for now (at least until I edit it and make it better)

here’s Scotland

“a maid that has a crush on Lumiere faking being Plumette and trying to seduce him”: hahaha this one still makes me laugh

abandoned ‘kidnapped’ fic—here

lumiere finding out plumette is pregnant: Here.

lumiere sees the baby for the first time:  Here. Aww.

“a one shot in which plumette and lumiere go on a romantic tryst about the castle in the days following their wedding 💕”:  poor cogsworth

Lumiere is the sexiest sandwich in the palace. Here.

Plumette gets sick, it’s really sad: Right over here, pal.

More plumiere falling in love here.

Tale as old as time, older than that guy, Beauty and Maurice.

garderenza backstory? here it is

So, like: what if Mulan showed up.

“can i please have a crack-shippy fic where everybody is in love with the wrong people.” Here.

figuring out how to be human again. here

lumiere/plumette body swap HERE.

“Movie night at the castle!” As you wish.

a bunch of other maids have a crush on lumiere and try to get his attention: a short fic about trapezes

“A group of poor motherless ducklings imprint on Plumette” QUACK QUACK.

“please expand on that night when Plumette and co. got drunk because of Chapeau’s brandy + wine idea…” I don’t know why I like writing drunk!staff so much but i DO

1991, MEET 2017!

What happened to Gaston? The only Gaston fic I’ll ever write, probably. Here.

He is nineteen. She is younger. Lumiere tells Plumette a fairytale. Lit by the Moon.

“How about a fic were the staff play light as a feather stiff as a board with Plumette as the board.“ what the fuck even is this game i am still confused but on y va, i guess

ATTRACTIVE FARMER MAN AND HIS TWO WIVES

Plumette’s last seconds before the curse takes hold. Laughing Still.

Forgotten. [Ongoing]

Plumiere in the rain. Quick mini-fic. I’ve Seen Fire and Rain

“quick question : how often does lumiere get sick?” Here.

“What if the day the curse was broken the staff go batshit crazy over being able to eat again so they eat until their stomachs hurt. Then Chip starts a food fight by throwing a bread roll at Cogsworth.” THIS HAPPENED?

“A dragon comes to try and eat Plumette” Lumiere is a fire-bender

“crack fic where they somehow discover theyre fictional” this one was so fun to write, lumiere picks up ewan’s scottish accent and hates it

“What about a really cute fic were Lumiere and Plumette fake being sick so they don’t have to work and get to spend the whole day together” poor cogsworth part 2  

“Who gets the weird nightmares and who consoles the other at two in the morning because they’re in tears.” Me, because I just want my OTP to have nice things. Here.

”coffeeshop au but its still set in the 18th century“ BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ROUSSEAU, THO??            

“Can you write about Lumiere throwing Plumette a surprise birthday party for her?”  hey

“Chip wants to be maître d’ someday and follows Lumière around the castle as his little protégé” he’s going to be a better one than lumiere here

“don’t think about how painful the transformation must have been for the servants" do i ever think of anything else. [the answer is no]                

“*Whispers in your ear* AMNESIAC LUMIERE”   FUCK. HOW’D YOU KNOW I LOVE AMNESIA FICS?? FUCK. ultimately one of my favorite fics. holy fuck

“*Whispers in your ear* AMNESIAC LUMIERE” part TWO, motherfuckers

“Maybe one during the curse where they can suddenly hear the soundtrack around them?“ poor cadenza

“What if somebody after the curse was broken just out of nowhere started playing the Aria. I NEED FEELS” have you thought about horrible things yet today  

“The castle has to order in pizza” adam would like to register a complaint.

“Ewan McGregor and Lumiere switching universes" here

”A water balloon fight that gets out of hand?“ SPLASH.    

Les Miserabeauty and the Beast. Here.

“Can you do where everyone is turn into a baby” ANGST

STANFOU ROMANCE

“Nutcracker AU?!” aw fuck here

“I Never Really Knew You”—Cadenza & Adam

“He Must Loathe Me”—Chapeau & Plumette

“The Sound of Her Weeping”—Garderobe & Lumiere

“Her Little Satin Slippers”—Cogsworth & Plumette

“Home”—Mrs. Potts & Plumette

“Chapeau’s Charade”—Belle & Chapeau

“Lullaby”—Garderobe & Plumette

“Cake in the Sun”—Lumiere & Stanley

“Like You Used To”—Adam & Garderobe

“Why The Beast Eats Like….That”—Chip & The Beast

“The Boy’s Hand”—Chip & Adam

“The Pink Vest”—Garderobe & Cogsworth

“Draw”—Maurice & Adam

“They’ll Never Meet Again”—Plumette & Garderobe.

“Her Beautiful Maman”—Garderobe & Plumette, in the parents AU. Also: Lumiere & Frou-Frou. Woof.

“have Belle and Adam watch batb 2017?” sure.  

“I would love to see their reaction to singing in the rain! It’s my all time favorite movies!! ❤️❤️"  🌧🌧🌧🌧SAME 🌧🌧🌧🌧

“consider the coconut” MOANA CRACK.

“Plumiere goes to Paris?” Prequel fic! [oh là là]

“thy crackest crack of all - batb but adam/belle and lumiere/plumette swap places” lumiere turns into a dragon

“so. um. amnesiac adam?“ FUCK. FUCK.FUCK.              

”Mary Poppins would be practically perfect in every way!” Feed the fucking birds

“I should have told you a long time ago.” Plumette wakes up, after their first night together. Fits into the “Lit by the Sun” story.

“This is why we can’t have nice things/you don’t see me”—right after the curse, Plumiere cope with their new forms. Angst?

“Prove It/You’re Drunk.” Lumiere had….a night of it. Poor Cogsworth, the Continuing Saga

“great comet” fic: the candle in the mirror

“I’ve been waiting a long time.” finally a happy!cogsworth fic. Tic toc.

“Batb and Frozen crossover pls“—it’s garbage                          

The whole palace body swaps. here

“What happens when Lumiere’s family wakes up and realizes they have a son at the palace?” well SHIT ! there’s a prompt

“Chapeau having to relearn and figure out how to play the violin once he’s turned into a coatrack.” Shh.

a cuisinier fic! this fandom doesn’t deserve him

“Batb and Robin Hood crossover!!!!!” fuck

“how about the castle residents plays a giant game of live clue.” Adam would like to register another complaint

Lit by the Stars. Plumette and Lumiere meet for the first time.

“belle catches a cold?” i’m allergic to fluff

“how about amnesiac belle this time?” FUCK

w o w this one’s about plumette & belle sharing plague stories

“Can you do where Lumiere and Plumette babysit Chip while Mrs. Potts is working”  cute? ??

Wedding Cake: it’s huge

“lightly read fanfiction.” RIGHT?!

“You should let them watch the classic movie Beauty and the Beast” here

“ plumette x lumière modern spies AU” here.

“cogsworth angst” YOU GOT IT dude

“Hi, could you do some fluff and angst headcanons for Madame de Garderobe and Cadenza please xx” the honeymooners

“Shalalalalala my oh my, looks like the boy’s too shy, ain’t gonna kiss the girl” has lumiere ever been shy in his life ?

“Would you care to write a drabble of the castle redoing Mrs. and Mr. Potts’s wedding because Chip found his mother’s wedding dress and was bummed that he missed it?“ oh hey unrelated: i never dated a christmas ornament  

“imagine plumiere first met AFTER they were turned into objects” um: FUCK YES.

“Batb characters in the titanic” too soon, people. too soon.

“Plumiere prompt: A whole new world! new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or say we’re only dreaming.” ok    

“a touring theatre group comes to perform at the castle” this is more like a headcanon but it’s long as fuck so it ended up here              

“cogsworth discovers he can fly” this is so wrong, this is so right              

“Card Tricks”—Lumiere & Chip

“Coffee & Tea”—Lefou & Mrs. Potts

“Lion’s Mane”—Cuisiner & Plumette & Adam

“the characters read some of your fics and their reactions” o fuck. crack.

“Ok, but what about someone slipping Lumiere a love potion meant for Plumette??” kisses

Plumette stargazes; Lumiere dates someone else. Veronique

“ding dong we need more cogsworth- can we have something with him and mrs. potts bonding over all of their dumb kids” ding dong yes yes yes we do!

the villagers get cursed. a trash fic!!!![[[[ongoing]]]

Seating Arrangementsare! important! here.

“cogsworth sharing plumette’s first dance with her at her wedding, and…” I don’t dance.

poly garderenza/belle. i love this bullshit. i ship this

“Bonjour you wrote a fic about Luimere taking care of Plumette when she’s sick, can you write one about Plumette taking care of Lumiere? 💛💛” cough!

The First Untethered Hot Air Balloon Flight: oh, fuck.

garderenza content FEELS

“amnesiac belle?” COMPLETED, BITCHES. fucking ga w w d

“Can we have cogsworth headcanons?? Pretty please mon ami??” Dulce et decorum est.  

“Eclipse”—Lumiere & Chip

what if the servants came awake again, in modern days? Here

‘do you remember when we were human?’ Plumiere shit.

A history lesson w/Cogs and Lums. Beware the dust. Album.

 GARDERENZA HIGH SCHOOL AU !!!

“Woof”— Belle & Frou-Frou

“Fireworks”—Adam & Plumette

“Amnesiac Mrs. Potts?” Eh.

“a midsummer night’s dream au?” welcome to CRACK CITY [x]

“Plumette has a tragic, existential moment.” Pouf-pouf.

“a touring theatre group comes to perform at the castle. like some kind of magic, they can perform shows that don’t even exist yet” [x]

“I would ​ love if you wrote when Plumette and Lumiere came up with Be Our Guest” BE! OUR! GUEST

“The castle adopts a pet? but not like a cat or anything, like they get a pet komodo dragon or something” welcome to the zoo

garderenza’s glory [x]

“Flicker In, Flicker Out.” The curse takes its toll.

“Who would be into divination? the Supernatural? Spooky Shit™?” HEY THERE DEMONS, IT’S YA BOI.

“If each of the servants could write a book, what would they be about?” The Villeneuve Catalog of Literature, fresh off the presses.  [x]

“Cogsworth + Lumiere switch personalities?”  i fuckin love a good crack prompt. showgirls!

“Socks”—Pere Robert & Mrs. Potts

adam and belle meet as tiny kids

COLLEGE FACULTY AU FIC 

sad maurice fic: :)))))))))

“What do the servants do when they can’t sleep?” Shhhh.

Chip being in town when the curse strikes, here [ongoing!]

Belle gets used to the staff being, well.….human again. “New.”

“Have you ever done a role-swap where Belle was the princess and Adam was the boy from the village?“ CHIP. DON’T FUCK WITH THE TIME TRAVEL. Here.

The useless energy of haunted things. “Freaks of Furniture.” Thanks, JSTOR.

@batbobsession​ collab w/me called “One Moment”—their part is here, my part is there. The servants and the staff take a minute, right before the battle, to face what they’ve become.

“spooky prompt: What If the castle was haunted the year after belle breaks the spell…sadder prompt: What If the ghost was Adams mom…Worse prompt: or his father” THIS IS NOT THE FUN GHOST-HUNTING I ASKED FOR.

“Everyone says that Adam was under the spell ages, so what if the spell went on for 300+ years or whatever, and a woman hiking through the woods kind of went through what Maurice did with the tree being knocked over…” Fucking!!!! Granola bars!!!!!!!!!!!![x] [Ongoing.]  

How desperate I became. To erase. To unmake my mouth, my pulse. / To unlive. “The Writing-Desk.”

“So Very Different”—Cuisinier & Garderobe

“how would the staff and Belle and Adam react to some little kids from the village showing up trick-or-treating?“ Something like this, I imagine.

“Amnesiac Cadenza?” i do fucking love an amnesia ask

“During the curse, Adam begins to see ghostly apparitions of the servants’ human forms.” Dead men walking.

“Spooky prompt: A haunted house in Villeneuve.” i just want to talk to the demons!

“These Two Need More Love”—Chapeau & Cuisinier

“A piece inspired by the song, “A Shoulder to Cry On,” aka, ‘80S MUSIC FICS

“Adam, Belle + staff go to pick out/chop down their own Christmas tree……” Yule fic by me + other people! ho ho ho.

way down in hadestown

The fandom-spanning fic, involving Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, and Tulio and Miguel.

“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said.” Evermore. Thanks Ray Bradbury.

“idk how she got there but Garderobe rules the world.” ❤️

“Oh! How about a story or headcannons of Shane and Ryan doing a Buzzfeed Unsolved Video at the enchanted castle in BatB?” [wheeze] (a FAVE)

“Words”—Garderobe & LeFou.

“what if someone confused the servants with the royals, cuz they dress better than adam and belle?” This happens regularly.

“Pere Robert somehow comes across a Time Turner” ⏳tick-tock⌛️

“Crackfic prompt: Belle is messing around with magic books (AGAIN) and somehow summons dinosaurs.” that’s , uh, that’s chaos theory

plumiere SNUGGLING FOR WARMTH TROPE????

“The BATB characters stumble into The Great Comet” EVERYBODY RAISE A GLASS

“So I’m reading the Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater…..” Here.

“Please give me more singing hair brush!” the fucking hairbrush. Here.

“Please can I have a bunch of adorable hcs where Garderenza are prepping Bassette for their first concert with her singing in it too” that is a hairbrush

arrrrGGHHHH, mateys, that thar be a magical pirates fic, shiver me timbers

“lumiere gets a sunburn” ouCh

“for adelle: maybe the Official Proposal?” Here.

“ what if. an amnesia fic. where they. ALL. Got. A m n e s I a“ —MY BRAND~

“Headcanons for Belle and Adam being the world’s greatest grandparents?” also known as “be a bear, grandpa!”

“Garderenza prompt: ‘You saved my life!’” oh how divine

belle keeps playing with magic and getting everybody fucked

this collab fic with @theteaisaddictive​ is done! “agathe gets amnesia”

“Whisky and Red Wine”—Lumiere and Belle have a night in.

“AU idea: As belle is leaving the second time, something stops her and she turns and whispers ‘I love you’ before running off.” Can you say “two idiots”?

“ have you ever done any asks about what you think maurice/belle’s mum’s life was like before they had belle???” I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR THE MAURICE SAD!FICS [x]

“something sweet with adam and the plumiere child.” sweet as stolen breakfasts.

“Belle messing with magic again finds one that puts the universe into reverse” this one is straight crack i hope you like it

chip is the middle man for some major lumiworth action

“A traveller stops by for directions […] by coincidence, he’s one of Belle’s *very favorite* authors.” Wow I wonder if the world’s biggest book nerd is going to handle this in a responsible manner [x]

“a man attending a ball at the palace spots plumette, and falls in love with her beauty. she receives an anonymous present of heart-shaped chocolates on her bedside the next day, and assuming they are a present from her dear lover, eats them without a thought. moments later…..” Not exactly this trope but uhhhh it’s a love potion fic babyyyyyyy

[geniusbuilttm]

So BMC was on Good Morning America and performed a shortened ‘More Than Survive’ so.... my live reactions (as done with @awkwardpersontm bc she told me about this):

You can KidsBop-ify BMC, they did it with:

‘Porno’ = Website

‘Uncomfortable’ = Preoccupied

Will hesitated each time he did the ‘correct’ lyric and Mikaela pointed out how funny it would be if he accidentally did that on stage (I doubt it but...)

ALSO WE CAN SEE THE STICKERS ALL ON JERE’S LAPTOP, LOOKEY!!!! i see u @ Joes w/ the slick ‘The Black Suits’ sticker (it changed from off-broadway stickers I think bc I remember seeing a Transformers head on there before since I was third row and there’s rick and morty there now)

Didn’t know this before but THE INSIDE OF THE NEW CARDIGAN IS GREEN???? ARI LIKEY (BUT MAYBE ITS TO SIGNIFY THE SQUIP/MT DEW FOR LATER ON??? HMMMM...) (ALSO LOOK AT THE FACE ON HIS SHIRT ITS LITERALLY JEREMY AND ITS SUCH A MINUTE DETAIL I COULDNT NOTICE UNTIL NOW??? IM???? YES)

The people in the background behind/around them make me so uncomfortable, I have a hard time focusing bc of the people

They skip right over Mr. Heere and go straight to the bus

They go from the bus right to Stephanie asking about Will’s ‘BOYF’ backpack (NO FLUSTERED BEHAVIOR TO HER???? REALLY???)

Cut to George (MY BOY!!!)

His dance isn’t the important part but look at this man in the bg with a suit on:

‘Yes, this is the chill show my daughter told me about’

Also Mikaela: the physical representation of my last two brain cells

His pour isn’t as... out-there it bc Michael Mell’s outgoingness is too much for TV 

“IT ISNT WITH AS MUCH... PASSION?” ... “YEAH IT ISNT AS SEXUAL INNUENDO-EY WHICH MAKES SENSE BUT :((((”

More KidsBop-ify-ing!

‘How was class? You look like ass. What’s wrong?’ = How was gym? Gurl, you look grim. What’s wrong?

George is VERY into the “my mother’s would be thrilled” line bc HE seems like the thrilled one (BC LIKE HE HAS BEEN WITH THIS SHOW SO LONG ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE, WHO WOULDN’T BE THRILLED TO BE PERFORMING THIS SHOW ON GMA????)

Also MICHAEL’S PHONE CASE!!! LOOK!!!!

Also sorry Michael, you got Mike Wasowski’d to get this screenshot (hey, if the name matches-)

my last two brain cells after I finish my final exam on finals week

they skip right to the end of MTS after this (which makes sense bc they get like a 3 minute singing segment but like SO MUCH WAS MISSED???

also this girl in the white to the left omfg

after will’s like ‘im never gonna be the cool guy... im more the one whose left out’: sure jan

They really left out a lot of details which I get, they only had 3 minutes, and I hope this brought BMC to more audiences since this is such a huge deal!!!! BMC is getting all of the attention/hype it deserves and I can’t wait to see it on Bway April 6 with Mikaela!!!

[sunnysidewrites]

Husband!Joshua

Requested by anon: Can I have a married!au with Joshua? Like what mornings together are like, if that makes sense? Thank you so much!            

HERE IT ISSSSS!!!!!! I promised to write more in December, but it’s seriously ridiculously hectic, so I’m sorry that I haven’t been able to write more!! BUT ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE WRITTEN IN GENERAL SO THAT’S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT ON ITS OWN!!! After the repeal of net neutrality, who knows how much more time is left before I’m unable to..... :(((( Happy reading children!!!!

warnings: i just,,,, got incredibly soft bye

One word: SOFT

Oh my god y’all he is seriously hubby material I’m shakING

Everything he does, from little to big gestures, is always a way of him showing affection

It ranges from him giving you a shoulder massage when he notices you rubbing them tirelessly recently to treating you out to a Broadway show

“Joshua how in the hell did you get us tickets to Wicked when they sold out months ago??”

“Don’t worry about it babe, the focus is on you and all your hard work tonight <33333”

iM ACTUALLY MELTING!!! M ELT I NG!!!!

but actually he has a lot of friends who owe him 84 favors

Being courteous has its perks

Gentleman is his middle name,,,, ya know until someone tries to pull a fast one on you

Even if it’s not even anything deep

Mingyu would just give one of his bear hugs and JOSH WOULD JUST HAVE THAT L O O K

“okay mingyu that’s quite enough touching, thank you very much” he would sass as he subtly pulls you closer to him

Poor mingyu is pouting bc he’s like hyung!!! that’s not fair you weren’t like this before you got married :////

Marriage changes you, lil one

MORNINGS WITH HIM ARE SO!!!!!! FREAKING S W E E T IM W E A K

You usually stir in his arms, in the same exact position most of the time

Your limbs are tangled together, your head buried in his chest

His arm is draped around your shoulders while simultaneously half being your pillow

He often wakes up at the same time as you and you both groggily exchange smiles and slow blinks and eye rubs

JOSHUA HONG INVENTED HUSKY MORNING VOICES!!! WOW KMS

“Good morning beautiful”

And you’re like this is way too early for me to be blushing

Sleepy morning wake up kisses alsdjksdljfdj iM CRYING IN THE CLUB

Usually just cheek kisses though bc you still gotta freshen up LOL

V v v reluctant to let you go and leave the bed but you threaten him that you won’t be kissing him until you can wash up and then he’s like ok fine

“If you don’t let me go rn, you aren’t receiving kisses the whole day”

“You make a compelling argument”

Lazy mornings when y’all sleep in

You quickly whip up some fried eggs and he helps toasts the bread and sets the table

Y’all are just one soul split in 2 bodies tbh and iM LIVING FOR IT

If someone is ogling eyes at you for a second too long he gets suPER POSSESSIVE

y’all would just be walking down the street and suddenly his arm shifts from around your shoulders to snaking around your waist and you’re like ????????

And all he does is look ahead with that infamous Cheshire Cat smirk-grin and you KNOW he’s up to no good

“Josh, you ok?”

“Of course I am, sweetie, why wouldn’t I be? Can’t I just show my lovely spouse some affection?” *wink wink*

“Alright what are you jealous about this time”

cmon joSH WE LITERALLY CHOSE YOU JFC YOU’RE A GROWN MARRIED MAN

Offers to clean just about everything

Dishes, bathtub, toilet, the living room, your bedroom

Literally any space in your home

And you’re gonna scream bc you know he must be 73 times more tired than you are but he can’t help it!!!

He’s always observing your behavior for any indication of fatigue, from the way you blink to your occasional self lower back rub

He could practice for 15 hours straight and it still wouldn’t hurt him as much as seeing you exhausted and having the life drained out of you

:’(((( I’m sorry I need a moment

Definitely loves to have you close by him so he’s assured you’re his and safe!!!

Whether it’s hand holding, waist grip, shoulder arm drape, even a piggyback ride, he’s instantly reassured from your sole presence

BACK!!!!!!!! HUGS!!!!!! *SCREAMS*

You would be just browsing the bookshelf and suddenly his arms slowly engulf your front and yoU’RE ABOUT TO TRANSFORM INTO A PUDDLE RIGHT THEN AND THERE

He’s incredibly warm, inside and out

His breath always tickles your ear and when he does that beautiful melodious giggle you’re sure you’re about to become 1 with the earth lmao

Jokes all the time and lightly pranks you

But he does it out of love :’))))

He really just does it to see you get flustered bc you’re such a cutie and he thinks that too

“JOSH!!! YOU KNOW I CANT REACH IT WHEN YOU HOLD IT UP HIGH!!!”

and he watches you struggle for a little bit and he can’t help but break out into this goofy fond grin

“ok you win you’re too adorable you got me!”

“You made me suffer!!”

“BUT YOU’RE JUST SO CUTE”

And you lowkey forgive him bc he always gives a sweet lil sorry peck

and they may or may not lead to make out sessions sometimes

He loves taking you to different places for changes of scenery and just for your sake so you get to experience everything with him!!!

But he also definitely doesn’t mind having lazy days and cuddling on the couch

Y’all have cute married couple arguments that make you frustrated but also laugh at how ridiculous they sound

“Josh I told you to get the plastic ones”

“But plastic is harmful so I got the paper ones”

“We aren’t microwaving them??? It was perfectly fine to get plastic”

“Look I’m just trying to look out for us!!”

“IT'S FINE GET THE PLASTIC”

“DO YOU WANNA DIE??? NO I THINK NOT WE ARE STICKING WITH PAPER”

besides that bickering, it’s not very common for y’all to fight bc you are usually on the same wavelength

But in cases where you do bicker, both of you get upset more at the thought of arguing so you work it out right and there

A very very healthy relationship!!! yay reader!!!

There’s not a day that goes by without him cracking a dad joke or sending you some memes of his members

“Honey, check out this pic of Vernon at the carnival—“

“I know babe, he’s choking on a churro and the staff member behind him panicked”

“Want to hear a joke about paper?” “No, I really don’t—“ “never mind, it’s tearable” “if I hEAR ONE MORE DAD JOKE JOSH”

But it’s chill bc he makes it up to you by peppering you with soft kisses all over your face right before you go to sleep!!!

You’re in his secure hold with your face resting on his broad chest

And you’re about to knock out but before you do, he ambushes you with your favorite attack: kisses

and you’re like oh my god bby what are u doing

He keeps planting kisses on every inch of your face and in between each of them, he softly speaks, “because I love you and I’m trying to make you forget about those jokes from earlier”

You can’t help but laugh at how sweet he is and you give him a short and sweet kiss

“Well, I’ll make an exception for my husband, I suppose”

and you fall asleep with his warmth surrounding you <33333333

[catboythanatos]

Adrinette April Day 25

here's another diary entry style drabble! cause i learned these are fun! very quick, but im already a day behind so im trying not to dwell too much on them. this is highkey inspired by a fic i read a while ago where gabriel catches adrien sneaking out as chat noir and instead of realizing the truth, he thinks chat noir is "sneaking around" w/ his son. so whoever wrote that, if ur reading this, i officially love u.

this could be considered a continuation of day 21's

Day 25 Prompt: Sneaking Out

Cher Journal,

Something horribly embarrassing happened to me today. I feel embarrassed now even penning this. I considered not telling you, just in case someone read it, but I realized I’ve already written about a thousand other things I don't want anybody to see in this thing so what the heck I guess. I should provide an accurate report of the details of my day, no matter how awfully embarrassing. Maybe one day I’ll look back on it and laugh.

I had plans with Adrien (I'll admit to being a little bit bad lately and using my powers to sneak out for unsuperherolike purposes) and after, when I was sneaking back into my room, my mom was there. I didn’t know why she was in my room, but she was. It was pretty early in the morning. I hadn't detransformed yet, and in hindsight, that was a huge mistake, but at the time I wasn't concerned with when and where I was transforming.

So I'm standing there, half in my room, half out of my room, staring at my mother. I’m thinking a few things in that moment: ‘She knows I'm Ladybug.’ ‘What have I done?’ ‘What do I do?’ ‘This is all my fault.’ ‘How will I tell Adrien?’

Invalidating every single one of my previous panicked thoughts, my mom decides to say: “Ladybug!? What are you doing here?”

‘So she doesn't know,’ I think to myself. Now I'm presented with an even harder conundrum: Why would Ladybug be in Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s room at 4 o'clock in the morning?

Unfortunately, my mother seems to have a pretty good idea. She smiles. She smiles a sickening smile. I know what she's thinking and I can't stand it. I start to regret coming out to her as bisexual more than ever before. Now, I'm not even allowed to deny the notion that I was sleeping with Ladybug, because the only way around to the accusation would be to reveal that I am Ladybug!

The next day, Papa said that he would prefer for Ladybug to come around at a more reasonable hour next time, and otherwise he’s okay with it. I tried to tell him that we’re just close friends. I can tell they both didn't really buy it. I’m going to have to wait so much longer now to tell them I'm dating Adrien now, otherwise they'll be suspicious. Ugh. I hope Adrien isn't gonna be mad about this or anything. I guess he’ll probably just laugh at me. I can't tell which is worse.

RIP my life,

Marinette Dupain-Cheng

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Ya’ll have spoken...so here you go~! The first of the many drabbles of my AU that I had in mind ^w^

Basically this explains how Shawn meets with Jameson and finds out why he always leaves the cavern.

Hope you guys enjoy~!

With a small sigh, Shawn sauntered back into the cave, looking around for a certain room.

He eventually arrived at his destination as he approached and pushed aside a small, thin, purple curtain. Stepping into the room full of books and potions and whatnot, he spotted the Cait Sidhe on the bed.

Upon sensing the summoner’s presence, he opened his blue eyes and perked up. “Ah, good morning, Shawn.”

“Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, Marv,” Shawn smiled as he sat down on the bed, although it gradually faltered when he remembered why he had come here.

“Is..there something you need?”

“Ah..well..” He rubbed the back of his neck. “Ya know ‘bout the um...ghostly fella that’s been poppin’ in and outta here?”

For a few moments, Marvin was quiet, but then once he recollected his memory, he nodded in response, standing up and stretching. “Ah, Jamie? Yes I’m aware of him.”

“Do ya ever wonder...why he don’t stick around?” The summoner tilted his head to the side. “Like..I tried to talk to ‘im once and he just...suddenly transforms an’ flies off. I mean..I’m certain he ain’t afraid of me or anythin’ like that..it’s just weird that-”

“Oh right, right..” The Cait Sidhe nodded once more. “The thing is..he is what you would call a “Banshee”. They’re ghosts that are able to sense whether someone is about to die, and so they let out ghastly shrieks and cries that could echo for miles.”

“Ah..that would explain what all that wailin’ I heard last night.” Shawn mumbled. “Well...maybe he just doesn’t wanna scare us. But it’s kinda sad, though.” He frowned. “He looks like a pretty nice guy, even though he don’t talk too much-”

Hearing a squishing sound, he glanced over to see one of his Searchers by the curtains.  “Máistir..” It spoke. Only his medium-sized minions were capable of speaking, although the only language they knew is Irish Gaelic.

"Ach tá sé ach é?" Shawn hopped off the bed and walked over to it. The two exchanged a brief discussion, before he turned back to Marvin. “Looks like they found th’ Banshee fellow not too far away.”

“That’s good. Think you could bring him back here?” 

“Ah..sure. I can try..although it might be tricky ‘cause I can’t really predict when someone’s about to kick th’ bucket,” he shrugged. “But I’ll do my best.”

“Oh..there’s also..something else that you should know about him, Shawn,” Marvin added, causing Shawn to stop dead in his tracks. “He...cannot speak at all. He only knows sign language. The closest you’ll get to hearing his voice are his cries. Just a fair word of warning.”

He looked over his shoulder, nodding in understanding, before turning back to the Searcher. "Taispeáin dom an bealach."

With that, the two headed out of Marvin’s room, and out of the cavern to search for this Banshee and bring him home. ........

Shawn followed the Searcher as it retraced its steps. For quite some time the two walked until they paused at the sounds of quiet, shaky. It wasn’t long before they reached a pale blue, grey, and white ghostly figure that was curled up against a tree. His body had several loose spectral chains wrapped around him. His face was also in his hands, and Shawn could only assume that he was crying.

He glanced at the Searcher, who stopped and gazed at him. “ "Go raibh maith agat,” he said. “Tógfaidh mé é as seo." Then he changed the inscription on its chest to "Bás" and watched as it immediately melted into an ink puddle, before dissolving into the ground.

The summoner looked back at the Banshee, tensing up as he saw him staring up at him with wide, glowing red eyes. “U-Um...heya,” he muttered awkwardly.

Shawn was never one for conversations, not even with the other egos. For the most part he only ever talked to his golems.

“Don’t mind all that gibberish I was speakin’.” He smiled, sitting down in front of him. “I’ve...seen ya around before but...I don’t think we’ve actually met.” Then he stuck his hand out. “Name’s Shawn, but ya probably know that already.”

For a while, Jameson gazed at the tattoo-covered man. But instead of shaking his hand, he only stared at him as wet trails began to stream down his cheeks, before placing his head on his knees.

Shawn’s eyes widened and his smile immediately dropped. “H-Hey..c’mon now.” He reached over and patted his shoulder, surprised that his hand didn’t go through him. “It’s...okay. How ‘bout I show ya somethin’ cool?”

With a sniffle, Jameson looked back up at the summoner, turning back into his human form as he watched him conjure up a medium-sized ball of ink. Then he set it on the ground, molding the shape of it until it formed a Searcher just like the one he deactivated earlier. After that he wrote the word "Comhartha".

The Banshee was surprised when it started moving, watching as it knelt down beside its creator. “That means “Sign”.” Shawn explained the inscription. “Marv says you only talk with sign language...but unfortunately I don’t understand a lick of it... so my buddy here will help me out.”

Jameson looked apprehensively at the ink creature, then back to Shawn, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion.

“I guess you’re wonderin’ why I’m here...well..” He sighed. “I wanna know why ya keep leavin’. I mean..I know you’re a Banshee and all that but ya seem like a pretty nice guy. Sucks that ya don’t stick around a whole lot. Ya know what I mean?”

He nodded in understanding, before he turned to the Searcher and started moving his hands around, making a variety of gestures the summoner could not comprehend.

Once he was done the Searcher spoke to Shawn, explaining everything that Jameson just said to it.

“Oh..” His shoulders slumped and a frown appeared on his face. “..I see..” 

Then he looked at the Banshee, panic settling in when he started crying again out of nowhere. “Woah hey..hey..” He hugged him, patting his back. “It’s alright, lad. I understand you’re worried ‘bout scarin’ us...but that’s no reason to isolate yourself like this. How ‘bout ya come back with me and we’ll figure somethin’ out? Marv said he could help ya...but only if ya let ‘im.”

For a moment, he felt Jameson tense, and he was worried he said the wrong thing. He tried to break the hug when he was suddenly pulled back into it, before he felt his shoulder growing damp.

Shawn smiled and chuckled lightly, hold him close. “Heh. If ya could speak you’d probably be thankin’ me, huh?”

He felt him nod against his shoulder.

“Welp, you’re welcome, pal.”

Once the two let go of each other, they made their way back to the cavern where Marvin and the others were waiting.

 After explaining to them what happened, the Cait Sidhe decided to grant him a soundproof room where his ghostly shrieks would not affect them.

With him finally having a place to stay, Jameson formed close friendships with the others, especially Shawn, and taught them a bit of sign language.

Least to say, he was forever grateful that the summoner and his minions were there for him that morning.

[bakukirikami]

I'd like to request all the angsty headcanons please

GOD ok this ask is over a week old but im finally ready 2 deliver

under the cut bc this is literally 2k of bakukirikami angst hc’s

bakugou

not rlly super angsty but he’s rlly touch sensitive

mainly bc of the sludge villain which. makes sense

the first time kiri and kami swings an arm over his shoulder he flinches To The Max and they’re shocked bc angry baku just jumped away from them

though it’s good for the beginning of their relationship bc it helps them realise and understand it

they both ask him first if they can hug him and tbh for the first few seconds baku doesn’t know what to do

eventually he hugs them back and Gosh it’s such a good feeling

he feels a little calmer and he just relaxes and shit he feels gr88

he doesn’t even mind if he tells anyone else abt hugging them bc he’s just so glad that he feels safe being held by someone

tbh it’s not easy to overcome something like that? esp for baku, he’s so used to having control that the sludge villain really hit him hard.

the first time they share a bed together baku’s in the middle although he’s the tallest.

he’s been so long without proper touch and kiri and kami really just wanna make him feel loved

at first it’s Too Much Touch and he feels really trapped but his bf’s really did some research abt touch sensitivity and they figured out how to calm him down

he sleeps really well when he’s in the middle bc he knows that he’s literally surrounded by love

he’s the last of the three to wake up in the morning and when he does he can just hear kiri and kami whispering about how much they love him so he buries his head in his pillow and kicks them both so they don’t see him smiling and blushing

eventually after a REALLY LONG TIME he does end up trusting 1a so he doesn’t really mind if they know about his touch sensitivity

there’s nothing wrong with it ofc he’s not any less of a hero it’s just another part of him

but if anyone from another class/in general mocks him about his flinching he will try to explode him and it takes kiri and kami 43 tries to get him to calm down

he finds it really irritating ofc bc he wasn’t always touch sensitive! fuckin sludge villain

when he goes home to visit his family he brings kiri and kami home to meet them

mitsuki hasn’t seen baku in ages so her first instinct is to hug him which is p normal for a mom imo

he flinches for a second and then he realises this is my mom she literally has baby soft skin she can’t hurt me before he relaxes

she still notices his flinching bc she’s his fuckin mom so she asks kiri about it later bc he seems like a good lad

kami overhears and helps explain

later when they’re trying to go to sleep they tell baku and he just shrugs bc he doesn’t mind. he’s getting used to it now

sidenote bakugou’s family fucking love kiri and kami

when he finds out ragdoll lost her quirk he gets a few nightmares about losing his own quirk

makes sense tbh bc the majority of his confidence and arrogance stemmed from his Super Awesome Quirk

usually ends up with him waking up really sweaty and holes in his blankets from uncontrolled explosions during his sleep

he goes to the bathroom to cool off and he stares at his reflection a lot and constantly reminds himself that he’s not going to lose his quirk he’s not he’s not he’s not

what happened to ragdoll isn’t going to happen to him he’s okay

when/if kiri and kami find out they’re shocked again bc they’re not used to insecure bakugou

however they do reassure him a lot that he’s not going to lose his quirk

they remind him a lot that nightmares don’t make you weak at all

he doesn’t usually say anything but if he does it’s usually just “yeah, yeah, yeah, i know.”

“thanks dumbasses”

his dreams usually rotate between hero dreams and fluffy dreams abt his bf’s so the first time he has a nightmare he’s super pissed off bc! He’s strong he shouldn’t be getting nightmares

kami and kiri are Best Bfs they buy baku all might merch when he’s feeling Bad

kirishima

right so listen up kiri’s rlly insecure about his quirk in general so like after baku got kidnapped he really beat himself up about it like A LOT A LOT

his updated hero costume has sleeves from a few of the scars he gave himself during that time

bc of his quirk he rlly doesn’t need armour or anything so everything when they tell him he can upgrade he goes

“fuck i need to hide these scars”, thus, sleeves

during the hero license exam arc kami’s confused bc why the fuck would kirishima, whos ((pretty much)) made of steel need s l e E V E S

kami doesn’t question it tho bc who the fuck is he to judge. kami’s costume is literally just a cool jacket and pants w/ lightning bolts

baku (and everyone else) doesn’t really notice bc theyre used to kiri’s Extra As Fuck costume

anyway eventually bakugou and kaminari are going to end up seeing his scars, whether on purpose or not

when kiri explains baku’s first reaction is just anger bc not only does he think he’s the reason for all might’s end, but he’s thinks that it’s his fault kiri hurt himself

its no one’s fault of but neither of them know what to say but they just both hold kiri really tightly and at that moment, that’s all he needs

DOESN’T LIKE TALKING ABT HIS FEELINGS BC HE DOESN’T WANT TO BURDEN HIS PALS

sunshine kid needs to stop bottling things up blease kiri

spends half of his time in class overthinking about things

he wants to make everyone happy and please everyone but kiri u can’t do that you gotta make yourself happy first

after he, baku and kami get together he talks a lot abt his insecurities and he feels so liberated honestly its a good feel u go kiri 👏👏

they’ll be in bakugou’s room watching a movie and as soon as the credits start rollin he exhales and sits up straight and just Starts Talking

bakugou and kami don’t interrupt them, they just let him talk and as soon as he’s done kami cuddles him and drowns him in blankets

baku does His Thing but kiri still knows he cares so he smiles really fondly at baku which makes him blush bc kiri has the nicest smile!

eventually kami will make bakugou cuddle w/ them

they all sleep a lot better that night.

(kiri’s in the middle)

used to get a lot of shit @ middle school during The Edgy Phase

filed his teeth in anger

vowed to be the nicest person he could be

he doesn’t like thinking about it a lot but he definitely thinks it made him a stronger and better person

got mocked a lot abt his quirk bc it wasn’t “flashy enough” ://

this is already canon but he cried when meeting tetsu for obvious reasons

STILL CANON but best bros w/ tetsu

he talks to tetsu abt their quirks a lot

tetsu is a Comfort Buddy

initially tetsu doesn’t rlly understand why kiri is upset about the lack of originality of his quirk, but once he does understand he’s very comforting

of the two, people say tetsu’s quirk is more unique because he’s transforming his body from flesh into steel, whereas kiri’s is flesh into harder flesh

(this is p much why tetsu initially has difficulty understanding)

tetsu reassures kiri a lot tho and in the end they always feel a lot better about their quirks

once or twice tetsu mentions it to kami and bakugou

out of the blue they’ll randomly compliment kiri and his quirk and he’s super happy

they never say anything to kiri about tetsu but kami and baku are really grateful that he told them

forever upset that he won’t meet crimson riot

kaminari

mmmMMMKAY maya has some angsty kami hc’s here in case u havent seen them yet but ITS MY TURN NOW

super pissed off bc of how he always gets called stupid and dumb!

yes he doesn’t have the best grades but can you stick a knife in a toaster without dying? no? didn’t think so

whenever anyone is a dick about his intelligence he gets really pissed and starts shooting tiny sparks out of his body

when he came to UA he did that a lot less tho

but he does it most often around jirou

(at UA its usually her being a dick)

once she pushed him a lot and he nearly did fry her

kiri had to calm him down and hold him back

when he was little and figuring out his quirk he accidentally fried his favourite book and he cried for ages

got yelled at by teachers as a kid by teachers for accidentally short circuiting the building

bc of this he doesn’t like loud shouting a lot

he Will Flinch

especially when he goes to UA and when all might teaches

nothing wrong w/ all might ofc but his voice is really loud i’d flinch too

like he knows all might’s not going to hurt him but fuck it sounds like he is

after a while all might is the only loud adult voice he can deal with

he doesn’t really want the teachers to know bc its sorta a sensitive topic

when/if kiri and bakugou find out they won’t force him to tell anyone, they’ll just help him cope with it and comfort him

scars on his limbs from not knowing how to use his quirk as a kiddo

constantly terrified of losing control over his quirk and hurting ppl he cares about

idk i think that’s already canon but it’s important bc !! he actually likes the people at UA and he doesn’t want to hurt him

craves affection and attention all the time

he doesn’t need to be the center of attention at all, he just wants to be noticed and would rather not blend it

it’s not like he would go out of his way to stand out though, he just wants to be liked for who he is

it helps him a lot w/ his self confidence since he’s so used to him and his quirk being shoved aside (a result of the backlash of overusing his quirk) 

will cover up his pain or hurt with a joke because he like other people seeing him helpless

always stressed on how to be a better hero

runs his hands through his hair a lot

on bad days he’ll pull at his hair

bakugou and kirishima can tell whenever he’s feeling more upset because they’ll notice random strands of his hair floating around

a short attention span

it contributes to his “bad grades” and he hates himself for it

literally when he figured out just how short it was he electrocuted a couple trees because he was so pissed off

his parents gave him a really old record player for his dorm at UA but it broke when kiri and bakugou were having an arm wrestle in his room

dunno why they arm wrestling in his room BUT THEY WERE

he’s upset for ages bc that’s what reminded him of home

tries every possible way to fix it

he’s not even upset with kiri or bakugou he’s just. Empty

kiri and even bakugou apologise a lot and they actually feel awful for ages

at some point they buy him another one

ofc they know they can’t replace the other one but what else can you do

can’t go a day without someone insulting his hero costume

cries when he can’t buy a new video game and starts shooting sparks if someone else in 1a has it but he doesn’t

he gets really insecure about his body randomly, especially when he compares himself to bakugou and kirishima

but he wouldn’t mind being a little stronger but boi gets distracted all the time

but its obviously different bc ofc baku and kiri use their whole body to fight, but kami doesn’t need to do that

that being said, he doesn’t really want to be Super Buff either