#so if anything comes out of their lumpy and awkward union I assume it will die in short order because im not going to try to cultivate it

[zooophagous]

Egon and his stupid genetics have taken most of the spotlight today, but I also discovered my two newts, Dumb and Ass, doing what I assume is their best attempt at making more newts.

I don't expect that this will be a successful venture but I will certainly keep everyone apprised of the newt situation should it change.