#so i wont talk about that

[wolfythewitch]

how are you like genuinely treating the bible and the Odyssey and the like like it’s a. i dunno like novel. instead of a religious text i guess. genuine question. i’m sorry if i came off as rude that wasnt the intent 😭

I just read it like one I guess. Approaching it from a more secular/analytic view is a fun way to read the Bible. It Is still a collection of mythos in a way, and also ancient stories, meaning reading it can also give you insight into ancient worlds

Also it's just Fun. I can read it religiously and I can read it casually and I can mix it into a weird little salad where I believe in it but also acknowledge that Peter swearing he'd die with Jesus before betraying him and then immediately denying knowing him to the first person he meets is a Little Silly

What's funny about these questions is. I'm not the first. There are DOZENS (hundreds maybe) of literary text just playing with and taking apart the bible and reconstructing its narratives or just retelling them. I mean, the Renaissance was a thing. I think modernly the christian bible has two polarizing views on it-- that it's a holy book and untouchable, or that it's completely untrue and serves only as something to make fun of. I feel like you (me, personally) can approach it as both a religious text and still have fun with it. The bible being a religious text and the bible being a book of stories are not mutually exclusive.

And personally, I've had the bible as a source of. Well. Not the best times of my life. And it's constantly being used against me, a queer person, as some sort of gotcha moment. I find it comforting to be able to read and interpret it in my own way. If I can read it and unlearn the hateful rhetoric imprinted on to me as a child, isn't it within my rights to feel that I won't go to hell for being trans? If I can read it and come away with the conclusion that Jesus would be down to play Mario kart with a gay person, well, what's so bad about that?

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)

[insufferablemod]

[dyoreos]

BITCH!!!

WE'RE GETTING EYELASHES THAT DO NOT CLASH WITH GLASSES AND OTHER ACCESSORY TEXTURE MAPS, A COPY BUTTON TO COPY ACCESSORIES AND MAKEUP TO OTHER OUTFIT CATEGORIES, AND WE CAN SET RELATIONSHIP STATUS' AS "ENGAGED" AND "PARTNER" IN CAS. NO MORE USING CHEATS TO SET AS BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND IN GAME! PRAISE JESUS! WOOOOOOOOW! For years, we've been asking for this shit! ahjsdkshjadls;ada

[maskofnova]

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

��Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.

[soapyakships]

these hands are warm.......

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

[bambiilooza]

i KNOW polites ships perenor. his takes are always amazing

[xxplastic-cubexx]

im with fam but i always thinka him so doodle time

[nidbaesenpai]

got some loop dialogue that didnt flow well with what we were doing the current loop so i made this to kinda smooth it out

[hg-aneh]

SIGH

He needs to get his child taken away, that boy is not safe

Uh. Anyways, I'm moving to the Sonic fandom now, uh, hope you can stay w me thru it all :') ahhhh

[payasita]

new entity, new looks! (something about a shared wish.)

silly sloopis shitpost under the cut

[wukyma]

I love your telemachus design! He actually looks 29 years old, and the facial hair makes him look a lot like his father!

Now about ghost Antinous, does he follow Telemachus everywhere? And i mean EVERYWHERE everywhere? Like does Telemachus sometimes get anxious incase he thinks ghost Antinous is watching?

AAA thank you thank you!! I believe you wanted to say 19 but I got it

As for your questions — yes he does follow Telemachus everywhere,, as I said before that's his only entertainment and he's a bully ofc

But since Telemachus found out they can touch, it usually ends like this XD

[mintaikk]

My mom thinks it's so cool about how I have an entire analyzing the media I watch and I don't think she's aware that it's about 109 pages worth of me talking about the queer subtext in the ships I like