#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way

[egophiliac]

Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

[ventique18]

Book 7, Chapter 7, Episode 101:

So the DiaRamshackle squad landed in Ignihyde, where they meet the completely aware Idia. They had thought they got out of a dream into the "real world", but it turns out they're just outside of Lilia's dream but still within Malleus' magical domain expansion-- which is Idia's "dream" now. Proof of this is because Sebek's still wearing his armor.

At this point in time, apparently they haven't really conversed with Idia yet. Sebek barely remembers that Idia's the Ignihyde housewarden LOL.

Sebek: "... That's right! I knew I've seen that face before. You're Ignihyde's housewarden! Back at the entrance ceremony, you attended in some sort of board-like thing. This might be the first time I've seen you in proper form."

Sebek: "I am from Diasomnia, First Year, Class D, Seat 33, Sebek Zigvolt!!" WHY IS HE SO ENTHUSIASTIC LMAO

Sebek: "This dopey man right here is Silver. Second Year, from the same dormitory!!" (DOPEY DSJKNDAS HE'S BASICALLY SAYING HE LOOKS HIGH LMAO)

Idia: "Are Malleus and co.'s ears still fine from being blasted by this boombox everyday at close-range..."

Silver: "Everyone, on alert! Idia-senpai, Grim, prefect, get behind me and Sebek!"

AND SO SUDDENLY THEY'RE GETTING ATTACKED??

Idia: "Wuh?! What's this all of a sudden?! Ow, ow! I'm getting crushed between hard muscles and hard armor!"

IDIA????? IS THIS THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE TO BE COMMENTING ON MUSCLES OMFG LMAO

So the "darkness" have come for Idia because they sensed that someone needs to be lulled back to sleep lol.

Grim: "Malleus might pop up again to say "You're awake?"..!"

Sebek: "The "darkness" are fine, though I do not know if we can win against Lord Malleus without Sir Lilia..."

"No, we are ready!"

Sebek: "Whether it be the darkness, or Lord Malleus... We will definitely strike back!!!"

Idia: "Uogh... Wai-- too close... Can't... breathe..!"

HE'S LITERALLY SHAKING BACK AND FORTH HELP

AND THEN SUDDENLY SOMEONE SPEAKS!

???: "About Malleus and the dark shadows... You don't need to worry about them for a while. I think he's spending considerable "resources" trying to get Lilia Vanrouge back to sleep."

Ortho: "Hehe, sorry for making you worry."

Apparently, Ortho's appearing in monitor mode for now because trying to appear as his usual form in Idia's dreams causes some serious errors.

Ortho: "Anyway... Everyone, brother's face is already turning blue from asphyxiation. Can you let him go now?"

So the two let go of him and Idia let's in a HUGE GASP FOR AIR

Idia: "ohh I almost descended to the underworld... Tha-thanks for the save, Ortho..."

So anyway, Sebek starts questioning the two what they mean by Malleus using up resources to put Lilia to sleep. Ortho starts the explanation by recounting events. That during Lilia's farewell party, Malleus put everyone to sleep-- no, froze time and space itself. But Ortho in particular managed to escape from the island through communications satellite. Everyone was shocked because Ortho could do something like that?! Ortho just laughs and says his "peculiarity" was helpful, because while he's not a mage and therefore cannot have a unique magic, he can transmit his "soul" through radio waves.

Sebek: "Loathe as I am to admit... but human advancement in machinery is amazing."

Silver chimes in and praises that Ortho's uniqueness is something they can never attain no matter how hard they train. Ortho moves on, explaining that he went to STYX headquarters and there, they hatched the plan for Ortho to infiltrate Sage Island in order to analyze Malleus' unique magic, Fae of Maleficence.

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

Ok so Crack Buuut- HOM/TGS!Aus with near Death Yuu (Not like Fatal Injury but definitely a Close call until they’re saved)

Villains/Sidekicks/OB Gang: Is there something we need to do? Is there someone we need to tell?

Yuu: -Def hurt and seriously considering- …… I have a long list of people I’d like you to kill…

Villains/Sidekicks/OBG: -Stifling laughter because this is serious but yep, that one’s ours- I-I think we could manage…

I don't know. My Yuu at least doesn't really hold a grudge. I mean, she's nearly died at the hands of the overblot gang and now their her really close friends (and they have huge obvious crushes on her like they are so in love with her it's not even funny) despite the actions they've done in the past that have hurt/wronged her. Her caring and unbiased nature is what made her nice to the Disney Villains in the first place, even though she was thoroughly warned by the staff beforehand and she can literally see how threatening they are.

(Okay so in Yuu's home world, Disney doesn't exist. She has no Disney knowledge at all so when she goes to the House of Mouse, she has no idea who anyone is or what they've done in their movies. It's usually played for humour - like in Yuu's memories whenever someone makes a blatant Disney reference and Yuu just looks/expresses her confusion everyone just sort of looks amused. Or maybe Yuu quotes something from a movie without knowing and has no idea why a few customers are smiling)

Anyway, doesn't really talk about killing people and if she did, she would do so in front of individuals who she knows aren't as morally upright as her. She knows that the OB gang are protective of her and care for her so if she says someone's name she knows that they'll go far with their punishment. The Disney Villains would straight up kill them (Maleficent literally has a torture chamber in her underground dungeon. I feel like she'd let her goons beat her victim bloody and invite Lilia to watch with a bucket of popcorn). They won't even try to hide that they've killed them. They'll probably be like "you haven't seen so and so at all? How strange." and just throw a party.

Yuu might be cool with villains but she draws the line at villainous actions.

[narumika]

hihi! could i request hcs for the dorm leaders (minus idia and azul) with an idol s/o that’s in a unit similar to valkyrie? thanks!

every glamorous man has a heart to fill ♥︎

dorm heads (minus azul & idia) x idol s/o in a unit that’s similar to Valkyrie

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS ;

he supports you 100%! he loves the vibes of your music too

if he hears someone say something negative about your music he goes on a whole tangent about how the queens rules state thou shall not talk shit or something

tries to attend every concert he can, he’s gotta be there for support (totally not cause he wants to see you)

bros pretty chill with it . as long as you’re on top of your schoolwork and aren’t overdoing anything he doesn’t really care

he collars anyone who talks shit as well. have fun being magicless for a month you stupid cunt

overall he finds your music relaxing at times and thinks the outfits are kinda cute tbh

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

supports you 100%. he doesn’t really care overall but he doesn’t go out of his way to be a dick

he’s here for a good nap or two and you’re just composing a masterpiece . truly a time to be alive

listened to your music once and thought it was pretty chill, he doesn’t really actively listen to it tho sorry

he has a lot of respect for you, dealing with a huge and loud crowd and dealing with weird fans probably gets tiring

if you’re overworking yourself he does his best to make you take a nap with him. bros a mirmirmir and you should too

cheka has probably danced to one of your songs. it was adorable

KALIM AL ASIM

he has a spending problem . like a serious one . why does he own 60 copies of each of your albums. this is going farther than support are you in love mister kalim al asim

he thinks your music is something to dewind to. good shower playlist potential

he sings in the shower so he’s just gonna be SCREAMING about mental illness or something

lord save jamil . bros just trying to do his job and kalim is like “JAMIL . JAMIL I NEED YOU TO SECURE ME AND YOU A SPOT AT [NAME]S CONCERT.”

probably mass bought all of your merch . it’s okay cause who cares

jamil is just happy you’re not trying to kill him and you keep him distracted but oh my does he Talk!

MALLEUS DRACONIA

listens to your music while on late night walks or in the shower

lilia was probably like “oh how humans have evolved over the years”

yeah okay grandpa let’s get you back to bed

he cried a little when you invited him to a concert. and then made it his life DUTY to attend every concert . no exceptions .

lilia gives a grandpa speech about love and malleus is like okay dad thanks can we go now

just a sweet little guy . he has a huge crush on u tho and thought a slightly romantic song was possibly about him and couldn’t stop thinking about it

[hazard-queen]

Hello, may I request for Malleus, Leona, Vil, and Azul where their crush was hugged in front of them by a guy friend (that they didn't know about) and could see that they're flustered? She doesn't have a crush on the guy, she has a crush on them. She's just shy with boys, so that's why. Also, a little confession at the end if possible please!

Hello!

Yeah sure! Like your idea tho XD

Have a good day and take care of yourself ~♡

Leona kingscholer

• You're kidding, right? Tell him you're kidding please? This is all a joke, isn't it?

• Are you hugging someone else? How could you? Don't you know he loves you? Nope....you actually don't!

• Leona secretly had a crush on you but he never told you!, somehow you were always close to him, he slightly love your existence by him...but did he tell you? He just didn't! He expected that you already know but it seems you didn't, why haven't he told you? Is he losing you now to someone else? Leona growled loudly as if he was going to punch the guy on his face, dashing out of the hall you noticed that leona was mad somehow

• "Leona-san!"You ran after him, he didn't speak a word leaving you behind

• "Leona! Why are you ignoring me?!" You said grabbing leona's hand, he looked at you with a bitter expression

• "Leona-san, are you alright?" You asked him worried

• "You hurt my pride!" Said leona pulling his hand roughly pushing you away that made you fall to the floor by mistake

• You gasped as you fell to the floor, you don't understand why he did that, "i would never hurt your pride!" You said with a serious look on your face, tears could be spotted on the corner of your eyes

• "Oh really? Then why you were hugging him?"

• "Hugging? No! You're mistaken! He asked my help to study for the exam and i helped him so he passed! He just knew that so he came to thank me and then he hugged me but there's nothing between us!" You said standing pating your dress

• "But why do you even care?" You said crossing your arms to your chest

• Leona didn't speak, he doesn't know if he can believe what you said or not but shall he just keep his feelings to himself again risking to lose you, should he tell you?

• "If you don't have something to say then I'm leaving!" You knew it! He loves you....but why don't he just say this

• "Because i love you, herbivore!" Leona said in a low tone but you could hear it loud enough, he looked away doesn't know what to do, you're taking so long to answer, you're not rejecting him, are you? He turned to leave but was surprised by you hugging him giggling

• "Oya! What are you doing?" Said leona blushing and looking left and right to make sure no one saw this

• " i love you, i love youiloveyouiloveyou!!!!" You said repeating happily

• "You do?...i mean of course you do" leona hugged you back with a wide smile, finally he confessed his love to you

• "Now where is the guy who was hugging you earlier?"

• "Why do you ask?"

• "Nothing.....there's something i want to teach him!"

Azul ashengrotto

• "What is that? Isn't it (y/n)?" Whispered jade to floyd not wanting azul to hear

• "She is! But what she's doing? Who's that guy hugging her?" Whispered floyd to jade who was busy trying to make azul leave the place and don't see this but unfortunately, he did

• "Just what are you two doing? Shouldn't y......." azul's eyes widened by the sight, unfortunately the twin failed to make azul not seeing that, he made his hand as a tight fist and left in silence telling the twin not to follow him .

• The twin moved their sight to you just as azul left, you didn't have any idea what happened but what's happening with you was totally different than azul thought

• "CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM ME?!" You yelled at the guy hugging you, you had an angry looking in your face, you pushed the guy away and dashed out of the place.....and the twin stood there dumbfounded, oh great! Now azul has totally the wrong idea!

• They followed you to where you go, you were going to azul's office? That's not something abnormal, you always want there speaking with azul or having breakfast together, you were the most close one to him so why have you done this? Yes, he didn't tell you about his feelings but deep inside he wished you know.

• He was on his office, he was sad that his eyes even were teary,he heard knocks on his door and before he allows you in you dashed there

• "Azul! Can i speak to you?" You were frustrated and hoped azul would listen to you like always but everything changed

• "No! Don't you see I'm busy?" Azul said in angry tone not even looking at you, his words were harsh on you, is that really azul?

• " B but i need to speak with you about something!" You said sadly yet embarrassed by his action

• "Are you deaf? I told you I'm busy and not free to talk with you about your silly things! NOW GET OUT!"

• "Floyd! Jade! Take her out!" Yelled azul at them which you couldn't handle anymore as tears were running from your eyes, azul was mad but he didn't want you to cry like this, yes he's mad at you but he can't just make you cry

• "We won't take her anywhere~ You have to listen first! She pushed that guy away! But that was when you left!" Said floyd pouting

• Hearing this i guess azul's heart breaking sound could be heard loudly, he took close steps to you, facing you was a problem for him there his expression softened as he lowered his head

• "I feard that you may fell for this person.....i didn't mean any of this, i just....didn't have anything in my life, i only wanted to be loved by you.....i love you (y/n)" said azul sadly but mostly ashamed from what he did

• "And who told you that i don't love you?" You said wiping away your tears with a fain blush on your face

• "You do?"

• You nodded with a smile and all you got was azul hugging you tightly that you could barely breathe

• "Azul.....You know she can't breath like this......Don't you?"

Vil schoenhuiet

• "What do you think yourself doing ?"

• There stood vil all angry crossing his arms on his chest while you stood there dumbfounded

• You were hugged by a guy, he's a friend of yours and was talking to you about some of his problem and he was depressed, he hugged you out of nowhere! And who was watching this? Vil!

• Vil grabbed your hand pulling you away from that guy, he held his arms and started shouting at him and threatening him not to come any closer to you again! (Have you seen vil's sr groovy card? Just imagine it here)

• After that he held your arm and dragged you to the dorm and he kept on yelling at you for a straight hour about how frustrating the situation was

• "Vil calm down! Why are you mad at me like this?" You said frowning at his sudden action of anger

• "How could you do this....to me?" Said vil sadly

• You didn't know what to do, you tried to ask him but he was so frustrated

• "You know you're a potato, aren't you?" Said vil looking at you questioning

• "Eh.....yeah I'm not professional at make up like you, but what does this have to do with the guy was hugging me and you get mad at him?"

• "Do you like him?" Aske vil looking at you hoping you say no

• "Why would you ask me this vil???"

• "JUST ANSWER!" vil yelled at you made you jump in your place, it was never like him!

• "I have nothing to do with him!"

• ".....do you probably love someone?" Said vil cross legs like if he doesn't care

• "I do!" You said with a wide smile

• "You do?......get out (y/n)!" Said vil cross arm shutting his both eyes

• "Do you love someone?" You wondered

• "Yes! But not a potato!" Said vil teasing but you got the meaning wrong, does this mean he loves someone else? But who could it be? He always called you potato so you thought that it's you, your eyes began to tea

• "Oh, ok then....i will be leaving" you said hiding your face as you stood up, you were leaving until a hand pulled your arm back strongly that made you fall on his lap

• " you're my one and only potato"

• "And i love you too vil!" You giggled

Malleus draconia

• No no no no no! You're not doing this? Did he see this? Unfortunately...Yes

• Malleus' eyes widened as he saw you hugging someone and this someone isn't him! You didn't know he loved you but the way he takes a walk with you daily and listen to your speaking and how he buys you your favourite novel and how he gets worried about you when you don't attend classes and most importantly the happiness on his eyes when he's with you , will always tell, bit yet...he never confessed you

• Silently he swallowed the sadness he felt and left the place immediately, noticing that sebek couldn't handle it anymore! He dashed towards you tho lilia tried to stop him but he was mad till he reached you and that guy still hugging you, he was ready to scold you to death for this but what he heard from you stopped him

• "I'm sorry, but i love someone else!" You said freeing yourself from the guy giving him a polite smile then you left quietly, sebek stood there frozen, this is a huge misunderstanding!!!

• You looked for malleus but you couldn't find him anywhere, you decided to go to his dorm he may be there, knocking on the door you heard "come in", did he expect your coming, you entered the room and there he stood, he was looking through the window, sadness was the whole thing his face could show , he looked at you with the corner of his eyes then moved his sight back to the window

• "How tricky you are human!"

• "Huh? What do you mean?"

• " i thought i can trust human....but it seems I was wrong!" Said malleus sadly

• You took close steps to him, you don't know why he says this tho, you took his hand on yours and looked at him worried, he snatched his hand from yours and looked away, "please, leave now"

• "Malleus, what's wrong?"

• He looked at you with a bitter expression on his face, "i trusted you!"

• "And what have i done?!" You said worried

• "What's between you and him?" Said malleus with an angry expression

• "Him? Oh you mean that guy? He confessed me his love!" You said knowing now what he was referring to

• He grabbed you from your shoulder strongly , "and what did you tell him?" He shouted

• " i told him, i love someone else!" You said with (gocha!) Looking on your face which made malleus blush, he left your shoulder and looked away not wanting you to see him

• "At least he was courage enough to confess his love to me! Not like someone! Now, i will be leaving!" And once you were about to leave malleus stood on the door closing it.

• "You want to hear it? Ok then.....i always had a crush on you! And....i ....love you!" Malleus leaned on you and his face was close enough to yours, your face turned red and the moment was good enough before sebek kicked the door open hitting you with the the flying door passing you out!

• "Malleus-sama! It was a misunrsta-"

• Lilia? He facepalm himself!

[hiro-gari]

So, yesterday I accidentally stumbled into this pose drawing reference post: https://twitter.com/Dorem631/status/1387228603474083846

I think all of the reference pics kinda suits for Batarou! But of course the facial expressions could be changed to fit their own personality better so it wont seems too OOC, lol.

These are basically my first impressions about the images imho, consider : •1st pic is Batarou Childhood Friends AU. •2nd pic is Badd with Monster Garou. •3rd pic is Batarou High School AU. •4th pic is Batarou Webcomic Post-MA arc.

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-- First Picture --

I thought the 1st pic could be when Garou and Badd were kinda like, spending time somewhere outside on summer day, then one of them showing their softer side in front of the other, and it was the exact moment he just realized that he has a big crush for his bestfriend 😳💘💕

I've got 2 versions: •Badd, who usually looks grumpy and tough, was smiling brightly in front of Garou. Garou was lovestrucked and smittened by Badd's cute angelic smile, then trying so hard to deny the fact that he has fallen in love with his childhood hero and he wanted Badd to smiling more often only for him.. •Garou, who still retained his pure softer side thanks to Badd being his childhood hero and BFF, was smiling full of joy towards Badd. Badd immediately melting on the inside by Garou's adorable smile then slowly realizing he was in love with him all along..

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-- Second Picture --

Personally I like the 2nd pic the Most, because it would be so soft if Badd was holding monster Garou's face with such tenderness to calm him down, reassuring Garou that he's alright so no need to go berserk anymore. Bonus point if it was happened after some battle gone wrong in their mission and Badd got injured. But don't worry he's fine, though! That's why Badd tried to stop Garou from rampaging after he transformed out of rage.

Or maybe Badd was saying that he will always loving Garou no matter what he is, monster or not. Whereas Garou seems like he was staring calmly at Badd in silence, yet on the inside he has been very touched by Badd's genuine kindness. He never expected there's someone who is still willing to love him even after he transformed into a monster.. :"")💕

This pic looks bittersweet yet also full of tenderness, very soft and I just want Badd showing how much he cares and how pure his love for Garou for accepting all of him.. 😌💖😈

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-- Third Picture --

I also really like the 3rd pic because Nerdy Garou™ is always so good! Imagine Garou was in the middle of tutoring Badd, his bestfriend and also his secret crush. Then in the middle of explaining some difficult subject, Garou realized that his bestfriend didn't exactly concentrated to the lesson, but instead stealing glances on him when he thought Garou wasn't aware.

It was like Badd couldn't handle the Hotness™ of Nerd Garou in the full glory. It was like witnessing a whole different persona of Garou as he's usually being a totally chaotic dramatic guy.

Not to mention Garou was wearing reading glasses at that time and being all serious! Badd was experiencing Gay Panic™ because of that, lmao. Thus Garou takes advantage of the situation by teasing or flirting with him.. 🐺👓📚

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-- Fourth Picture --

Despite the cutesy pose for this picture, my mind wanted me to think this idea: Since I said it could be for Webcomic Batarou, imagine Badd was the one on the left part and Garou on the right part, both gesturing that pose as a victory for surviving Neo Heroes' absolute nonsense horrible assaults.

The redeemed Garou, as clueless as ever about what was just happened to him (poor him he looks so tired), also not familiar about doing "love sign" gesture, has the expression exactly like in the reference. It would be kinda adorable, though! Whereas Badd, instead of smiling cutely like in the reference pic, he was doing that Handsome Smirk™ that he did in the webcomic chapter just before he released himself from the restraining chains. You know the one.. 😏✨

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How was that, do you have any other suggestions? 😳✨

I'm so sorry for the lack of headcanon writings lately, my mind was currently blank and I ran out of any fresh idea. Must searching for any new inspiration, I guess waaah I'm sorry forgive me 😅🙏💦 Hopefully soon enough I can provide you more decent headcanon writings, wish me luck I can get past my writer's block! 🙇

@hiro-gari @the-goddessfighter @garous-nipple @jusqu-une-etudiante

Thank you so much for listening my daily nonsense, have a nice day, guys! Love you all~ 😉😘❤💜💙💖💝💐

-Little1993lamb-

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~Lilia:

OOO I like these a lot!!

That first one I definitely thought Garou would be the one on the right, but omg if he was friends with Badd from the beginning :’) that would have such a huge effect on his personality, and I think he would definitely smile more 💗

The second one just 👌 perfectly describes them!! Just put some draw some little horns on him and 😈 that’s Awakened Garou

Nerd Garou *wheeze* got me weakkk dude 😩 he’s probably oblivious to his charm for the longest time too cause he’s genuinely engrossed in the subject 📚 It’s probably science or somethin *insert cringey joke about their Chemistry here*

Yaaas webcomic Garou and Badd!! Kicking ass together!! Fr though Garou’s just trying to move on with his life he don’t even know who tf the Neo Heroes are 😖 But Badd’s got it figured out, he knows a rat when he sees one 😒 YEAH YEAH IK THE ONE!! I adore that panel sm 😂💕 That’s The Look right there

Thank you anon for the daily inspiration!! Sorry you’re being hit with the writer’s block 😭 Sending you all the motivation and encouragement ✨💗✨

We love you too!! 😘💖 Have a great day!

[malvchis]

hello it’s violet Back with another late intro ! this is me from the future :-) i rewrote this intro like a little over three months ago and i’m too excited to play him to write it a third time so just like this post and i’ll come to you for plotting ! but until then here’s my angsty / lowkey softie / highkey garbage Son <3 for future reference i’d like to say this vine is also 1000% him okay thank u for ur time

a CHARLES MELTON lookalike just rolled into new york city in their PORSCHE 911 SPORT CLASSIC. MALACHI ROTHSCHILD just had a birthday bash for his TWENTY-THIRD  birthday. i doubt he’ll make it here in new york city since i hear he tends to be DOGMATIC, but on the other hand he is STOIC. ( cismale & he/him )  

「 *.:｡*𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓼. 」

FULL NAME: malachi saul rothschild. NICKNAME(S): mal, m, kai. AGE: twenty two. DATE OF BIRTH: july 15th, 1996. ASTROLOGY SIGN: cancer sun, aries moon, capricorn rising. GENDER: male. PRONOUNS: he / him / his. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual. LANGUAGES SPOKEN: english, spanish, some greek. OCCUPATION: musician. BIOLOGICAL PARENTS: cassandra & wren rothschild. STEP PARENT(S): tba. SIBLINGS: lilia rothschild ( sixteen ). PET(S): none. CHILDREN: none. RELIGION: grew up in a catholic household, but agnostic. DRINK / DRUGS / SEX: yes / yes / yes. FACECLAIM: calum hood. EYE COLOR: brown. HAIR: brunette. HEIGHT: 6′2. RIGHT/LEFT HANDED: right. TATTOOS: i’ll come up with this later but he def has a spongebob tattoo on his ankle he got when he was drunk TRAITS: diligent, altruistic, reverent, dogmatic, taciturn, brooding. NOTABLE HABITS: smokes at least three cigarettes a day, zones out during most conversations, drums his fingers against any surface when he’s nervous. NECESSITIES: pack of marlboro cigarettes, airpods, vintage band tees. LIKES: sweatshirts, naps, driving, adrenaline, performing in front of huge crowds. DISLIKES: cantaloupe, sleeping alone, not meeting someone’s standards, materialism. DISORDER(S): generalized anxiety.

「 *.:｡*𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂. 」  

so my backstory is gonna be pretty similar since i haven’t changed that at all and it’s already pretty fleshed out heh

basically malachi’s parents are well-known by his father owning one of the top 10 law firms in the us and his mom is a child actress turned real housewife star ( think brandi glanville or kyle richards if u watch rhobh )

growing up with a younger sister, he was expected to be the golden child of the family and for a little while he was just that

he got good grades and did whatever his dad told him to do like growing up malachi looked up to his dad so much that was his idol

so taking over the law firm and all was fine because he wanted to be just like him u know

then one day at a friend’s house he played guitar hero and his life changed…. Forever :-)

i wish i was kidding but it literally did

he bought the game and would play it for HOURS straight but it wasn’t a real guitar so he went out a bought one and the rest is history <3

malachi was taught to always say the right thing and never truly learned how to express himself so he did it through writing and eventually the guitar and writing kinda tied in together

and of course his dad didn’t approve heh ! which was understandable at first because his grades started slipping in middle school and he kinda got lost in music

also he kinda stopped taking himself so serious and lowkey became the class clown charm is all apart of the rockstar lifestyle it makes sense fight me

so he was getting in trouble more frequently and his dad was getting sick of paying off whoever he needed to make it all go away u know

and i feel like malachi was given internships to go to every summer when he turned 15/16 and he never went to those :-)

it got to the point where his dad would like physically throw his guitar to smash it and he’d threaten to cut malachi off if he didn’t take his future seriously ( tw: drug mention ) and so malachi had to resort to selling his mom’s antidepressants at parties to pay for his equipment because his dad was cutting him off

and he’d try to reach out to his mom but she’s honestly off in her own world and she loves pretending everything’s fine sdjksk it’s a lil dark but it’s FINE

so i think for the sake of keeping the family intact he played along for a little and was basically his dad’s puppet for his junior/senior year of hs

but he dropped out last minute and moved to new york to start his music career all by himself fun :-)

he’s lived in new york for about 5 years now so keep that in mind ok omg i think that’s all

「 *.:｡*𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂. 」

before i start i’d just like to say his vc is joji but for purposes of him performing at coachella with his boys, his second vc is mac demarco !

i’m picky and idk which voice i like better for malachi so we’ll see :)

ok so in my first intro i said he’s a lowkey softie but i was wrong

he’s a HUGE softie 90% of the time it’s bad but my excuse is that he’s a cancer so he’s sensitive aubrey

he doesn’t really show it unless it’s through song writing though because he’s a cliche but that’s the best way for him to do it

he’s a very boombox over the shoulder kind of person 

definitely a mix of being rebellious and stubborn ! he doesn’t really know how to listen to anybody besides himself because listening to himself has gotten this far so u know

basically that gifset of kim k going “thanks for your lovely advice but i’m not gonna take it”

relationship-wise it takes him months of fully getting over someone but it also takes him .5 seconds to fall in love with someone new he’s gross

omg he’s also super protective of people he cares about that’s his redeeming quality for sure

he’ll fully punch out anybody that messes with his friends and he’s done it before

oh also he somehow always gets into bar fights ? like 90% of the time without fail it’s either his drunk ass picking on some guy 10 times bigger than him or the other way around so that’s his life honestly

he’s not /as/ reckless as he used to be but if anyone does something dumb he’s definitely there encouraging it

but he’s also the type to just stay home for 3 days straight playing video games or writing music or napping since he loves those

don’t get me wrong though if he’s in the mood to party he’ll go all out and do c*ke off of everyone

he’s a very all or nothing person like there’s no such thing as moderation with him and he doesn’t know her

also he’s kinda oblivious most of the time because he’s off in his own world

basically he’s dumb and he never listens to anyone ever thanks

okay so thank god i actually wrote out some wanted connections and honestly most of them are open now so let’s go to town and just mash a bunch of plots together skdjsk

any brotp plot like “the boys are back” hsm 3 kinda thing thanks

brotps apply to any gender though he needs friends akjskdk

family friends

cousins maybe idk?? anything familial is fine with me

childhood friends <3 <3

one-sided crush that’s probably on his side

first love / exes

literally any exes plot i have pretty good ideas for these that mostly ended badly because of him rip

i just have so many songs that i wanna dedicate to people for plots please

BUT we can do exes that ended good or bad because of your muse i’m not picky

good / bad influence

roommates omg if u have to live with mal good luck but it’ll be FUN someone volunteer

enemies or some kind of rivalry/competition thing

frenemies :-)

fwb but also enemies with benefits

crushes that never went anywhere

omg a summer fling hello please

just tell me what u want and i’ll come up with something hehe <3

[kangdan101]

questions tag :)

tagged by @hwangminyeo :’) lmao im sorry my life is so uninteresting but it was fun to answer these still heh

THE LAST

·        drink: water! Recently I’ve been trying to drink more water bc I am extremely dehydrated; i tend to drink like 1 cup a day (lol) stay hydrated kids

·         phone call: this morning!

·         text message: like one min ago I was just arguing with my friend whether or not our math teachers first name is jose or not (update: I was right, it IS jose xD)

·         song you listened to: ENERGETIC BY WANNA ONE!!11

·         time you cried: maybe like 15 min ago…????? Lmfao I was watching wanna one sing always and I got emotional (i cry about everything)

·         HAVE YOU EVER

·         dated someone twice: it’s hard to date someone twice if you’ve never dated someone at all lol (motae solo like minhyun)

·         kissed someone and regretted it: no

·         been cheated on: no

·         lost someone special: yes :’(

·         been depressed: yes. This last year was really really hard for me. Balancing dance and school and everything made me super stressed and I started to pull myself away from ppl :/ tbh produce kinda got me out of it lol and im 100% ok now

·         gotten drunk and thrown up: nope (lol bc I’ve never drank before hahaha theres so many things I haven’t done)

·         3 FAVORITE COLORS

·         Baby blue

·         Mint green

·         Peach pink ;)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

·         made new friends: yes

·         fallen out of love: no 

·         laughed until you cried: literally I laugh way too much for my own good

·         found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so :o

·         met someone who changed you: yes, many of them! (esp kangdan tho)

·         found out who your friends are: yes :)

·         kissed someone on your Facebook list: yikes no

GENERAL

·         how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: mostly all my fb friends go to my school but I don’t actually know some of them? So I’d say like 70%

·         do you have any pets: I’d like to think my little brother Anthony is secretly a dog bc he resembles one and can get hella wild sometimes lmao

·         do you want to change your name: my name is legit the most basic Chinese name ever I know like 3 other people with the exact same first and last name and alskdjgowaei;lskdfj it gets on my nerves sometimes I always liked the name lilia / lily but in 7th grade I met this girl whose name was Philomena and its now my favorite name ever

·         what did you do for your last birthday: lmao I studied bc I had a hUge test the next day and your girl’s serious about her grades man

·         what time did you wake up: LMAO I woke up twice this morning: first time at 4:40 to catch WANNA ONE DEBUT and then went back to sleep @ 6 am; woke up again at 7:30 am for class

·         what were you doing at midnight last night: I was on tumblr watching everyone hype about wanna one it was gr8

·         name something you can’t wait for: finishing junior year + SAT shit :/ lol my junior year hasn’t even started yet but im so nervous I hope I don’t screw up and thinking about it is making my heart beat faster yikes (wish me luck guys hopefully im still alive by june)  

·         when was the last time you saw your mom: a few min ago~

·         what are you listening to right now: my little brother Anthony is singing shape of you and its not pretty lol (he’s eleven)

·         have you ever talked to a person named tom: I don’t really remember

·         something that is getting on your nerves: the SAT omygod I just really want it to be over and im SO NERVOUS also anthony’s singing is starting to bug me (he changed songs and now he’s singing gibberish and it’s very distracting)

·         most visited website: probably youtube/fb/tumblr

·         hair color: blackish-brown. my roots are black but the ends seem to be browning a lil? Probably since it’s summer now and the sun is working its magic 

·         long or short hair: medium length! Like halfway down my back???

·         do you have a crush on someone: nope & haven’t had one for like two years

·         what do you like about yourself: my monolids? But my mom wants me to get surgery lmfao also i like that i have a naturally high foot arch bc its helpful for dance :)))

·         blood type: a… I think?

·         nickname: name: sarah; nicknames: sawa, sala, salad, swisso (I promise this makes sense in context), moon, moonmoon (these make sense in context too lol)

·         relationship status: single mom of my 98 produce children and always have been lollll

·         zodiac: capricorn

·         pronouns: she/her

·         favorite tv show: descendants of the sun, suspicious partner, I hear your voice, once upon a time, produce aka a horrible show that hurts u in all sorts of ways (pls rec me some bc I wanna binge some tv shows before school starts)

·         tattoos: none atm but maybe when I’m older I want a tiny star, or a tiny moon, or maybe my Chinese name?

·         right or left handed: Right

·         surgery: I got eye surgery done when I was rly young bc the gland between my eyes and nose was blocked which basically made me cry ALL THE TIME (like even when I’d be staring at nothing)

·         sport: I dance! And I used to do rhythmic gymnastics but I had to quit bc school was getting too busy I miss rhythmic gymnastics so much u have no idea

·         vacation: I think I’m going to go out touring colleges along the east coast near the end of august!!!

·         pair of shoes: I wear my converse a lot as well as my nike free runs. But other than that my shoe collection is p limited rippp

·         MORE GENERAL

·         eating: just finished dinner

·         drinking: nothing atm xD gdi in the beginning of this tag I wanted to be more hydrated and look where I am now lmao

·         I’m about to: wash the dishes that we used for dinner

·         waiting for: the day I graduate high school so I can go to college and take classes I love and alskdgjaowlfkdsfj (lmao im such a nerd im sorry)

·         want: to eat some ice cream (I love ice cream)

·         get married: that would be a miracle tbh

·         career: high school student / summer school teachers assistant  THE KIDS I TEACH ARE SO LOUD AND WILD theyre legit animals everytime I step into the classroom i can’t believe these 8th graders are capable of such chaos

WHICH IS BETTER

·         hugs or kisses: I luv hugs and I luv kisses

·         lips or eyes: both???

·         shorter or taller: taller (its not hard to be taller than me lol)

·         older or younger: older

·         nice arms or nice stomach: I think…. Arms 

·         hook up or relationship: relationshiip

·         troublemaker or hesitant: jesus idk I’ve never dated so I really wouldn’t know alskdjgoalkdsfj (but i mean troublemaker is a gr8 song??)

HAVE YOU EVER

·         kissed a stranger: no that sounds scary :0

·         drank hard liquor: no

·         lost glasses/contact lenses: I LOsT MY GLAssES IN FLORIDA ONCE agldkgjaosdfkj I swear I put it down on the airport seat and when I turned around THEY WERE GONE I spend a good 2 hours looking for them but they legit disappeared :/ to this day I am still wondering where that pair of glasses went

·         turned someone down: yes

·         sex on the first date: no 

·         broken someone’s heart: i sure hope not 

·         had your heart broken: no

·         been arrested: no

·         cried when someone died: so many times

·         fallen for a friend: lowkey yes but they still don’t know about that

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

·         yourself: I try to

·         miracles: yes or else what will happen to me in the future I need miracles to carry me bc my luck is trASH

·         love at first sight: no

·         santa clause: maybe for the first few years but then I caught my parents

·         kiss on the first date: no

·         angels: idk actually… I guess?

OTHER

·         eye color: brown; I feel like my eyes have been getting lighter over the years bc the outside of my iris is like brown but near the pupil its more of a hazel

·         favorite movie: I have so many omg I luv spirited away, howls moving castle, the book thief, and I recently watched wonder woman (pls rec some movies too im always in the mood for one :D) 

im tagging anyone who wishes to do this!