#so i forget to think about them sometimes ;alkdsjf

[honeybeeloey]

IM A LIAR THE MV ID LOVE TO REWATCH LIKE IT WAS MY FIRST TIME IS MARRIED TO THE MUSIC THANK. 

[yungimmortals]

koda/crooke ship meme 🤪

is this??? 🦋 rookadekis??🦋

who is more aggressive in bed? uhh cyrus? idk i think it could go either way. the vibe is: spontaneous

lights on or off? main lights off, ✨ fairy lights on ✨

who does what chores? koda hates dusting and always forgets to take out the recycling, but other than that, she's p good about keeping up w chores so i feel like she and cy would be able to split it.

who gets babied when they’re sick? oh my god i wanted to say both of them bc koda is such a baby when she's sick but she Hates being sick so she does everything in her power not to be so as result she has a cold once a year and it's a nightmare bring soup to the door and stay away otherwise. but she will take care of cyrus when he's sick. with soup and tissues and cozy blankets and hot tea

who makes breakfast? ko loves starting the day with a cup of tea and she makes a mean veggie omlette. i can't remember if cy is a coffee person but he seems like he would be and koda would memorize his usual order so she could make it for him (or pick it up from the coffeeshop)

where would they go on their honeymoon? why am i picturing amusement parks! somewhere with boardwalk games and cyrus can win her a big stuffed animal that koda will get all starry-eyed over and carry around. sharing funnel cake? cute

what are their quirks while sleeping? koda loves to be absolutely tangled up in the person she's cuddling with But she also loves making a cocoon of blankets and cyrus runs Hot so i feel like they sometimes end up on opposite sides of the bed but like with one leg tangled

what is their favorite activity as a family? movie nights!

who is the stricter parent? i think koda but like in the like hey honey you can't put paint in your brother's hair, okay? feels like cyrus would just vibe ;alskdjf

who would be the big spoon? cyrus ofc, koda wants to be snuggled. she's perfectly cuddle-sized. but if he wants to be little spoon ever, she could jetpack

who would wake up first? i know cy stays up for days on end so it depends if he's been up for days lol but otherwise, i think...ko? she likes early mornings and when she's up early, she'd write little notes and leave them around for him to find

do they have nicknames for each other? other than "cy" and "ko", i feel like cyrus is the type to call koda "freckles" alskjd out of everyone she knows but also she'd call him babe and hot stuff a;lskjd ew

what happened when they met each other’s parents? koda is Great with parents and she would show up with cookies and something Thoughtful to meet them, and maggie would like cyrus! i feel like he'd vibe with koda's mom too, she's very warm and loving and non judgemental and yes, she sent him home with more food than he needed because she's an italian mom from nj and of course she made extras

how do they apologize after an argument? i feel like cyrus is slower to apologize bc of a mix of discomfort about being vulnerable and also being stubborn but i can't see them getting into many arguments tbh. but if they did get into one, koda apologizes after a brief period of stubbornness and her apology comes with cute little handwritten notes and probably a night of ordering in cyrus' fave food

what would they be like as parents? koda's the cool mom with her head in the clouds, always cheering the kids on at every sporting event/extracurricular they're in. cyrus teaches them practical things like?? how to pick locks and be stealthy alkdsjf jk i don't see them as a couple having kids, i see them kinda being kids at heart forever and doing their own thing

who is the better cook? can...cyrus cook? koda's a decent cook, though she occasionally adds too many seasonings but hey that's better than bland food, right? cy can help her clean up after meals and also be taste-tester when she bakes cookies on weekends

who is more romantic? my girl c': she's out here with little notes and doodles and shiny things that she thinks cy will like. planning little date nights but also??? imagine them just cuddlin in a fort it's cute ok

what sort of gifts do they get for each other? cyrus saves up to get koda some pretty new paintbrushes and koda gets him a gift card or whatever you call it to a tattoo parlor to cover his next tattoo

who gets jealous easiest? i thiiink it might be cyrus if at all? i feel like their relationship would be so so chill that it wouldn't be a worry

who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) omg it's koda and she is decorating the house to the max for every holiday because she is a maximalist baybee!! cyrus would help her hang up any decorations that went up too high for her to reach. i feel like halloween is their favorite joint holiday and they go Wild over it

who is the most adventurous? it's cy but!!! koda will go along with anything a;slkdjf she'll take risks because their fun y'all just never see it because i only write happy things for my bby but yeah! anything wild cyrus wanted to do? she's in

who is the most protective? ummm cyrus being protective of ko is cute but also she's the Mom Friend normally hmm...i think it's cy because koda turns impulsive :tm: when she's with him

what would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? oh man, two troublemakers. all toothy grins and teasing each other. stealin kisses

song to sum them up? uh idk lightning by bag raiders?

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #257

I hope y’all are behaving and staying inside. This’ll blow over, folks.

Have you ever met a guy for coffee? No. How often do you get called on your home phone? We don't have a landline. Do you feed your leftovers to your dogs? We don't have a dog anymore. When we had them, we very rarely did. Mom did so more than me, and I wouldn't give them anything if they were begging. Except chicken nuggets with Teddy. There was no denying him chicken nuggets. Do you like salt on your popcorn? Yes. What tricks does your pet do? Well one is a snake and my cat doesn't know any because since when do cats obey you lmao. Do you believe in psychics? No. When you hear the name “Ginger” what do you think of? Jason's old fatass dog. What is the worst damage that your car has seen? N/A Who is your least favourite character on your favourite television show? In Meerkat Manor, fuck that, I loved them all, lmao. Well, I remember I was bitter towards Rita/Amira for killing Rocket Dog's pups, but even then I knew that was meerkat nature to ensure the survival of their own offspring. That '70s Show, definitely no one. I adore all the characters. For Fullmetal Alchemist, honestly, there are SO many that I don't remember probably even half of them. BUT, from what I do remember, Nina's dad whose name evades me. You watch it and you know why alkdsjf;kaldjw. Have you gotten sick this year? No. When was the last time you got a new ringtone? Eons ago. Where do you put your keys when you get home? They're always in my purse. What’s your phone background picture? Lock screen is a cute as fuck picture of Mark, home screen is two meerkats. If you could move to any country, what would it be? Realistically, Canada. Have you ever seen a snake in the wild? Plenty of times. Do you have any posters, paintings or other artwork on your walls? A LOT. My walls are cramped; it makes it feel homey to me. Would you ever take a trip to space if given the chance? Nah, too long of a journey. How do you cope with anxiety? Watch YouTube more attentively, listen to music, nap, take one of my anxiety meds. Are you expecting any phone calls or emails? No. Who makes you laugh the most? In my "real life," my dad. Out of anyone that includes those I don't actually know, probably Shane Dawson. He's a Mood, constantly. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Oh, plenty. I have like the most common white girl middle name out there. What did you have done the last time you saw a dentist? I had a cavity filled. What does a successful relationship look like to you? Both ends are happy, communication is ideal and easy for the pair, both feel loved and accepted fully, and each has healthy freedom. What do you like to put on your baked potato? The ordinary butter, cheese, and bacon bits. What field of science interests you the most? Genetics. What’s the closest shop or restaurant to your house? A Zaxby's and McDonald's are tied, being right across the street from each other. What was the most memorable birthday you’ve had? My 16th is the one I remember best, but not in a good way. What is the best house you’ve ever lived in? Our last house, aesthetically. Right in the woods and relatively pretty, yet simple. Do you look in the mirror before you leave the house? Yeah. Have you ever seen someone quit their job in a dramatic way? No. Do you know why your parents named you what they did? No. I think Mom just liked the name, though. What do you like to dip your fries in? Ketchup, mostly. Is your house clean or messy right now? It's actually really clean right now. We've had a lot of help around the house recently thanks to family and friends with Mom's cancer, and then I've been much neater and attentive to cleanliness than usual because 1.) it's my responsibility to ensure it is for Mom's health and 2.) I dropped out of school so literally have zero excuses to not be doing at least one productive thing. What was the last email you received? That wasn't trash, it was from my old major's dean in school. She was trying to comfort me and give me options on what to do versus leave, but yeah. I'll 100% give it to the school that they deeply and sincerely care for their students, I just needed to go. Do you know someone who speaks without a filter? lmao me. Well, depends, I guess, actually. I know when to keep my mouth shut in some situations. What’s your favourite kind of museum? Science museums. Especially those with d i n o z. Do you believe in alternate universes? I'm open to it, especially with the mandela effect theories, but I don't think so. Whose house did you last visit? My older sister's. What games do you play on your smart phone? Pokemon GO (if I'm in an area w/ Stops to get balls) and Dragons of Atlantis. What kinds of decorations do you put up at Halloween? We don't really decorate anymore for Halloween, or holidays in general. How many tabs do you have open right now? Two. What’s something you’ve been meaning to do but keep putting off? Try more sites to hopefully get a poem I wrote published, but that crippling fear of rejection tho. :^) What’s the first thing you check on your phone at the start of the day? The time. Have you ever flown a kite? Yeah, I loved that as a kid. I’m guessing you’ve probably been asked this before, but which do you prefer - Coca Cola, or Pepsi? Coke. Pepsi is gross. Has your phone ever gone off in the middle of a class at school? No. Did you go to your school dances? Did you dance with anyone? Just two proms. We didn't dance tho because the music was shit. What’s your relationship with the last person you talked to on the phone? What was your conversation about? Like, talk-talked, no texting? Uhhh who was that. OH YEAH, my sister. My mom didn't answer her phone so she just called me to make sure she was okay. The last time you washed your hair, did you use conditioner?
 No, I never do. It just adds oil to your hair, and mine is naturally oily enough. Do you have an item of clothing that reminds you of someone? Tell me about it, and the person it reminds you of. I have a lot, none positive. If the last girl you texted told you that she was pregnant, how would you respond? Ask her who the fuck I need to kill. How would you react if your mother told you that she was pregnant again? Well considering 1.) she's past menopause and 2.) she has serious ovarian and Fallopian cancer, I'd say that's pretty impossible. Who do you have the most text messages from? Sara. The last time you skipped school, what was the reason?
 Uhhh if you mean "skip" as in I had seriously no realistic reason not to go, I think I was just really tired. I tried not to skip unless I was having serious mental health issues. When did you last see or speak to someone you dislike? Why do you dislike this person? I actually don't know who that would be. When you listen to music, do you generally sing along, or just listen? I rarely sing. I just listen. Do you have any of your exes as friends on Facebook? Yes. Does more than one person like you? *shrugs* Has your partner ever accused you of cheating, when you actually didn’t? No. Who was your first love? Do you ever miss that person? Jason. Of course I do sometimes. Other times I know it's probably for the better we have nothing to do with each other anymore. Do you like your middle name?
 I mean it's pretty, but boy do I wish it was more original. If your hair is long, would you ever think about having it cut short? Or, if it’s short, would you like to grow it long? I doubt it will ever be long again. Would you consider your parents to be strict? Dad never was at all; Mom sorta was when I was little. Do you have a mirror in your room? On the back of my door. Have you ever worked in food service? No, thank God. Do you often stay in your pajamas all day? I almost always do, unless I have to go out somewhere. I pretty much never leave my house ever, forget just quarantine, so like... why make more laundry. What are three YouTube videos you would like to film soon? N/A Do you ever listen to country music? No. What is your most severe allergy? Pollen. What’s the largest library fine you’ve ever had? Oh wow, no clue. I haven't been the library in millennia. Have you ever lost a library card? *shrugs* Name three literary characters you feel resemble you the most. UH yikes. This requires too much thought for me rn. Name three cartoon characters that resemble you, and say why. Ummmm I still don't know. Do you have a good doctor? I haven't seen her enough times yet to honestly say. Mom knows and likes her well, though. She's fine so far. Do you wear a watch every day? If so, what color is your watch? No, I never do. Does your phone alarm ever scare you? No, it's very peaceful. Which department store do you shop at the most? Wal-Mart. How old were you when you got your driver’s license? I'm 24 and am yet to have it. Do you have regrets? A good handful or two. Do you ever curl your hair? It's too short to do so. Do you know anyone who has coronavirus? No, and I pray I never do for my mom's sake. Out of all the big cities you’ve visited, which has/have been your favorite? Chicago is the only big city I've ever been it. Was pretty damn dope, though. Do you like dreamcatchers? I mean, they're cool. I don't believe in them being magical, though. Have you ever made a dreamcatcher, and if not, would you like to learn? No and no. Who was your high school’s biggest bully? I don't remember. What color was your graduation cap and gown? Red. Did you keep your graduation cap? I think I did. Did you decorate your graduation cap? Nope. What is your favorite part of nature? The animals within it. Do you use Photoshop? Yes. Favorite photo editing app on your phone? I don't have an editing app. Did you love or hate college? Well, considering I dropped out three times, guess. Favorite class in high school? Art. Favorite class in college? Idk. Probably Writing. Class you hated the most in high school? Math. Class you hated the most in college? Painting brought me the most stress. Do you know how to write in calligraphy? Not technically. Have you ever had a pen pal? No. Do you prefer brownies or cookies? Brownies. Man I could go for one. Favorite Girl Scout cookie? Those Reeses-ish ones. Did you ever go camping as a kid? No. Do you have hormone issues? No. Have you ever gotten a misdiagnosis because your parent(s) lied about you? Er, no? A shitty doctor has misdiagnosed me, though. Which Barbie doll was your favorite? I didn't even know there were "types"... Do you wake up to an alarm? No. When did you go to bed yesterday? Like, 8-something... I rarely make it past 9:30 nowadays. Do you live in a city, town, or in the country? The country. What color is your toothbrush? White. When was the last time you had a nightmare? Yesterday while I was napping. Woke up shrieking and scared Mom out of her skin. Tainted my mood almost the rest of the day. If you had a terminal illness, would you want to know? No shit I would. What was the last thing someone called you other than your real name? I don't know. If you could meet anyone who lived before your time, who would it be? I have no clue. Is there a candle in the room you are in? No. Are you currently taking any prescribed medication? More than I like. Do you have bad anxiety? If so, do you take any kind of medications for it? Yes and yes. Who was the last person you felt you were wasting your time on? I don't know. One thing you’ve experienced that you thought you never would have? A suicide attempt. What was the last thing someone said to you that kept repeating over & over in your head? Ugh. If a random person were to look through the photos on your phone, is there anything you’d be embarrassed about? No. If you could, would you work from home? Do you think that would make you more or less productive? No no no no. I need a reason to leave the house. I'm way more productive away from home anyway. What were you like in middle school? "The weird kid" describes it pretty well. If you could give one charity a million dollars, what charity would you donate money to? YIKES!!!! Now that's a question. Probably something for suicide prevention/awareness. What is something you’re surprised hasn’t been invented yet? The cure for cancer. It's incredible, just how many "possible" cures have been identified in nature, yet you like... hear NOTHING about it afterwards??? My conspiratory and "the medical industry just cares more about money" ass wonders about that a lot. Most disturbing movie you have ever seen? Paranormal Entity or The Rite. Has a life goal or dream ever come true for you yet? If yes, what is it? If no, do you think you’ll achieve it? No. And probably not. What one thing has always bothered you, but seems to bother no one else? Hm. I'm sure there's something. Do you still own a VCR and VHS tapes? No, pretty sure they've all been sold. Did you ever build furniture forts as a child? Yep. What kind of dog is your favorite? Pretty sure I'm biased towards beagles. Are the majority of your friends male or female? Female, I think? Have you ever considered dropping acid? Noooo sir. Would you consider yourself to be mature? Mostly. Describe your music style: I like unique alternative stuff. Catchy, heavy riffs do me in easily, too. I like well thought out, dark, and impactful lyrics. Are you close to any of your aunts/uncles? Not very. Have you ever had a seizure? No. When was the last time you were in a hospital? For myself, 2017. I think. Do you go on vacations a lot? I never do. Are you self-conscious around other people? Very. At your workplace, are you required to wear a uniform? N/A Have you ever witnessed a physical fight in real life? Huh, good question actually. What was your GPA in high school? 4.2/3 or something. Do you use a lot of hair products? I don't use any. I mean, besides shampoo. What is the most amount of money you’ve spent at one time? My own money, I think $300 on a tattoo. What is the best pizza place out there? Domino's. I'm such a basic bitch. Do you know how to play any odd instruments most people can’t play? Nope. When was the last time you used a disposable camera? I think the zoo visit in 5th grade. What is your favorite book series, if you have one? Can't say I really have one. It definitely used to be Warriors by Erin Hunter, but I haven't read any in maaaaaany years. Do you have any celebrity autographs? Nah. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Just black. Admit it – you want a Snuggie. What design/color? I got a black one one Christmas, lol. They're honestly not all that great. Do you prefer movies at home or movies at the theater? THE THEATER. I actually enjoy watching movies in the theater. It's just the vibe, I guess, and the size of the screen so you take in everything. How many songs does your iTunes have? Just over 1k. Its memory is maxed out, oof, so if I want a new song, I have to thin the library out. Do you take a shower in the morning or the night before? I've been taking showers more often in the morning, lately. It's a nice, refreshing start to the day. I'm just too tired and unmotivated to at night. Who’s your youngest teacher? N/A When’s the last time you had a rock, paper, scissors match? Wow, no clue. What’s your favorite anime? Fullmetal Alchemist. Did you cry when Ash let his Butterfree go with the other Butterfrees? Oh I probably did, but THEN AGAIN, the female was FUCKIN PINK so I'm sure I was also happy for Butterfree lmao. Even as a kiddo, I knew pink was The Shit. Skinny, flared, ripped, or faded jeans? Skinny, ripped ones. What are you excited for? Just honestly, nothing in the even remotely near future. Nothing in my life is exciting rn. Are you part of the Farmville cult? Never played. Have you ever stood on a frozen solid body of water? YIKES besides like, small puddles, definitely not. I'd be scared to. Which person from way back when would you love to hang out with? Jenna, an old best friend, came to mind first here. It'd be great to catch up with her. She called me in the hospital after my suicide attempt despite not talking in absolutely forever, and I'm never going to forget that. Does your family use a real pine tree or a plastic one for Christmas? Plastic. Literally the only positive of the real ones is the smell. Otherwise, it's a mess that dies too quickly. Do you have any foreign exchange students at your school? N/A What’s your second language? I'm not fluent in it, definitely not anymore, but the language I took for four semesters was German. Is it uncomfortable for you to take showers in glass stalls w/out curtains? OH MY GOD I would positively hate that. Even IF I had a decent body. Did you understand Shakespeare? I was alright. What was the last shot you got? It was a numbing agent into my gums. They had to do it like... seven times. Apparently, I'm just like. Really hard to numb. Ever gotten cavities? Yeah. Do you use hair ties as bracelets? I don't even wear hair ties. What was the last school project you did that you couldn’t wait to turn in? Uhhh... I don't remember. Have you ever graded papers? I actually have; I was helping a teacher on work day. I used to go back to my elementary school a lot to visit my favorite teachers. What was your favorite year of school up to this point? Maybe like, junior year of high school? Or senior. I don't remember which one of those I enjoyed more. I just remember I loved my art class, I had great grades, my relationship was strong, yada yada. What’s the latest you’ve ever woken up? Like 5-6 PM. Had a busy night and that evening was a complete panic attack because my system was so thrown off. One thing I DON'T miss from high school: how bad my anxiety was. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? NOOOO I cannot. Like, at all. Are you a sucker for foreign accents? Some, yes. Do you do yoga? Not anymore.

[thelambsofiscariot]

HOW DO YOU RUN YOUR BLOG     (spoiler alert: I don’t. the damn blogs runs me.)

Speed: Uh... varies, because I really suck at getting my stuff together. I always have a muse for most or even all of my characters, maybe sometimes with the exception of Rael, who is rarely ever cooperative. Sure, I can write him regardless, and I always love to do it; but can I write him well is always my concern. I can always whip up a reply for any guy regardless of whether the muse is there or not but I can tell when it’s really there, you know? It just comes out so much better.

Replies: I don’t really queue anything. I know how to, but it’s not my thing. Sometimes I come on, fuck around, finish a bunch of drafts but never post them, or I might jump around drafts-wise, finish half of one, half of another... so that’s why nothing ever gets done. And sometimes I have threads that I just really get fired up for so — yeah, I have no particular order. Whatever I feel like. Usually whatever I “feel like” has to do with Urokai and Urokai feels so yeaaaah I obviously have my muse bias. I try to spread it out a little more evenly but sometimes... I can’t help myself...

Starters: Yikes, I’m not great at starters. I don’t usually really approach people with any idea of what I want to do, so I just usually hope the person approaching me/the person I have the balls to approach will have some idea. Not the greatest way to go about things, but, yeah. I’m not immensely creative. Usually people just get cracky short paragraphs from me as their “starter”... and as a rule I don’t really interact straight up with the other character straight off in the first starter because I really want to give the room for the other person to do what they want? Which can also be restricting so yeaaaah don’t make me write starters. Though, if I’ve RPed with you a lot before, sometimes I’ll get super comfortable and will just write one up and tag you in whatever lol. Takes a while though. But seriously sometimes I REALLY get an idea and then I get too nervous to put it out there because the visions might not match up and like... even if they do... you will never know because 99% of the time I don’t tell you?? I’m working on that part though.

Inbox: Uhhh I tend to ask for them and reblog prompts for them and then just forget lol. I usually try to draft them right away without writing anything down in response so that I remember that they exist? But sometimes everything just gets swept away in my university life of 23 credits and falling behind in literally everything... I prefer to send in stuff at random. But then I have to reply to them and jf;alkdsjf that might take me another few centuries.

Selectivity: Uhhh difficult to say, but... Private, but fairly non-selective? Though, usually, I would appreciate a follow or I’m not going to follow your account(s) back, is the only thing I can think of that’s really “selective” about the way I ever run things... lol.

Wishlist item: Ugggh I have a lot of pairings that I really want to try out and such, but in general... anything modern!AU is always welcome. I also like really adore verses where Urokai decides “wow wtf am I doing” and takes a whole step back on that traitor thing... because um yeah your reasons were dumb enough in the first place, boy. Also, Gradeus going out and wreaking havoc with other crazy people. Ruling the human world as a God of War and just causing mass destruction and getting away with it because back then they all see him as a literal god and they can’t do anything about him?? Ohh man I also love, love what religious symbolism could have existed in Noblesse, and because it didn’t exist there, I want to bring it to the table here and now. I’m always up for that stuff.

Honest note: I love you dumb idiots, all of you. Spoiling me with good threads, good plots, beautiful muses. Y’all sweet as hell.

tagged by: @paradiseburnt

tagging: @rk-silverknight, @goldenhaircd, @ancientcalamity, @divimorte, @nobletod