#so i busted this out for u xoxo

[velvetwyrme]

More jeetle shenanigans....?

a tragedy has occurred (jeetle is being ignored)

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[velunas]

can you do some nsfw five headcanons? thanksss

aw hell yea man. i want aidan gallagher so bad it’s criminal i need to be locked up in horny jail !! (surprise surprise i like another white man)

five hargreeves nsfw headcanons

tw: smut !! mdni plz xoxo 💋

ngl it took him a WHILE to stop cumming so quick after the two of u had sex for the first time. dude was alone for like 50 years with nothing but a mannequin and his left hand ok cut him some slack

but trust me when i say he always made up for it. if he’s cumming after 5 minutes he’s making u cum at LEAST two times that night (more for himself than for you bc busting so quick damaged his ego a bit)

had never eaten pussy before you so he was super hesitant going into it at first, even though he didn’t act like it

probably spent a few minutes exploring what you had down there before rlly going to town on you

picks up on things very quickly bc he’s so smart so it was easy for him to figure out what you liked and didn’t like

is able to make you cum the first time he goes down on you and will never forget it (huge ego boost)

blowjobs are one of his favorite things in the world, second only to actual sex with you

he’s heard his brothers talk about sex in passing but brushed it off as some stupid superficial thing they were obsessed with

but oh man after the first time you two do it he wants it all the time

for the first few months he’s practically insatiable, which is so far from his normally calm and collected persona

after a while, he’s able to control himself more. it becomes less of an addiction and more of a luxury to him

but don’t get me wrong, just because he doesn’t need it every day doesn’t mean he doesn’t need it often

he considers it the perfect way to unwind from a long and stressful day

or the best way to apologize after upsetting you

prefers using his fingers over his mouth on you because he gets a better view of your face and how good he’s making you feel

he gets super possessive sometimes (especially when he’s drunk) so he will occasionally leave dark bruises on your neck, just below your collar. easy enough to cover up but easy to show off as well

doesn’t like hickies on himself but appreciates scratches on his back from time to time

doesnt talk about your sex life with his siblings, but it’s clear by the way he relaxes around them more after the two of you get together that he’s getting that ‘good good’ (direct quote from diego said to a disgusted allison)

keeps his hair long because he likes when you tug it

favorite position is missionary bc he’s a classic man what can i say. he loves that he can see your entire body and your face all at the same time

however you on top is something he’ll never refuse

pls just top him every once and a while he’s so tired from saving the world thrice and taking care of his siblings and murdering people… he needs a break !

is always so hesitant to relinquish control to you but he knows he always enjoys himself in the end

doesn’t usually get into ‘roles’ during sex but he prefers being the one to call the shots

if ur able to get him to sub be prepared bc he’s a mouthy little brat

probably likes being slapped around a lil bit i can’t lie

is a secret sucker for soft romantic sex (but he saves that for special occasions like anniversaries and birthdays)

he’ll cradle your face and whisper how pretty you are and press gentle kisses to your cheeks. he’ll even hold ur hand the whole time!!

ok last addition but i feel like when he gets super drunk he’ll accidentally spill the beans about your sex life to klaus and ben and now ben can’t look at him or you the same without remembering that five told him you swallow LMAO

[souperbloom]

hey! i love your ash and luke one shots so i was wondering if maybe we can get a soft dom cal? something like he comes home late from a studio session and you get mad because you had plans for that night, so he begs for forgiveness by eating you out lol

i love your brain anon. this one was fun as hell.

enjoy some soft!dom cal <3 xoxo

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apologies. [C.H.]

🎸boyfriend!cal

the ask pretty much told y’all everything you need to know. kissy.

CONTENT WARNINGS: smut!, angst if u squint, oral (f!receiving), dirty talk/praise, squirting.

WORDCOUNT: 3.4k

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"Are you guys fuckin’ coming, or what?"

"Yeah, just— gimme’ another hour. We’ll be there…"

"Swear?"

"Fuckin’ swear, Ang."

You were lying.

You knew damn well you were lying. And so did your best friend, Angie.

Also known as; the one on the phone, that had been pestering you about your plans to go out for the last three hours.

You’d been stalling for a third of that time, which you weren’t proud of. These plans had been made weeks in advance and the only thing stopping you from just getting up and leaving right now was your rather untimely boyfriend.

Calum was the type to let time slip right through his fingers. He was terrible at managing how he spent that time, let alone keeping an eye on the clock. Especially when he was at the studio with the boys.

So you weren’t surprised when he had told you he’d be home to get changed at 10:30— yet now, it was well past midnight.

Letting out a frustrated huff, you toss your phone on the side of the couch. Your long sleeve ‘going out’ top was riding up your back and furthering the anger that was boiling right through you.

"Fuckin’ hell, Cal…" You mumble to yourself, talking into open air with nobody to reprimand, nobody to yell at and let off steam.

You were alone.

The clock on the cable box blinked 12:32. An hour and a half later than the original time of your plans. You were about ready to storm out of your apartment and leave a long, shitty note for Cal to read about just how angry he had made you; but you knew deep down that you’d have a better time with him at your side. You loved him, for fuck’s sake.

Too damn much, sometimes.

Just when you thought a little too hard about putting your shoes on, you hear the familiar sound of keys rattling against the door. It was more frantic than usual; most likely due to the sweaty hands that were manning them.

You snap your head around to watch the door bust open, revealing your panting boyfriend who had probably just run up the five flights of stairs it took to get to your apartment.

He was never a fan of waiting for the elevator.

"Hi, hi, baby— hi— I’m— I’m here, I’m here." An exasperated chuckle laces through your boyfriend’s words as he tried with all of his might to kick the door closed and take his coat off at the same time.

But you just sat there. Your legs crossed, your arms folded— the most scornful, disapproving gaze in your eye.

"You’re late, Cal," you say, disdain rattling off your tongue like a viper.

"I— I know, baby. Fuck, I’m sorry. Lost track of time… fuckin’ around when I shouldn’t have been. But— I’m here now. I’m here."

His words were coming out jumbled and frantic, while still running around like a chicken with its’ head cut off. He had ventured towards the kitchen island, dropping his keys and taking off his beanie that shielded him from the crisp fall winds.

His cheeks were glowing red, still laminated with the sweat it took to get him up five flights of stairs. Yet he hadn’t even made eye contact with you.

"We made these plans weeks ago." You try your best at remaining stern with him, sitting still.

"I know, I know, I know, I know…" Calum was now migrating towards your bedroom, his voice growing faint and trailing off as he exited. You watched the empty hallway; the sounds of rummaging through drawers, opening and slamming them shut was already pissing you off more than you’d like to admit. Your leg was bobbing impatiently now, trying to think of any kind of way to cool yourself off before you burst into flames.

Or, tears.

"Cal—." Your voice cracks slightly, to no response.

"Calum." You try again, a bit louder this time.

His head finally pops around the corner of the door frame. "What?"

"Just—" Your sentence breaks with a sigh, dropping your head into your hand as you pinch the bridge of your nose, "—forget it."

"What?" He steps out into the hallway completely, dropping his hands to his sides.

"Forget it, Cal… I-I don’t even wanna’ go anymore."

The clothes that were once in his hands drop to the hardwood floor as he rushes over to you on the couch.

"Hey,” he tries to console, "don’t say that."

"What’s the point? We’re already two hours late! Angie’s one phone call away from ripping my goddamn head off!" You can’t help but huff, dropping your head into your hands.

"Y/N, I’m really sorry." Calum voice rings soft, and sweet— but there was nothing more that you wanted to do than wring out his fucking neck.

"Just— drop it, Calum. I’m already in a shitty mood."

You hated being so mean.

Each time you yelled at him was like the snapping of one of your heart strings. But despite that tightness in your chest, he needed to know how much this affected you. Whether you liked it or not.

Calum stays quiet for a moment, seemingly nervous to say the wrong thing or misstep. He was always so cautious with you, never picking a fight. Even though you’ve picked many.

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" He asks, squatting down to be level with your sunken face.

"No."

"I could… run you a bath?"

You shake your head. "Nuh uh."

"I could make you dinner?"

"I already ate."

When you peek out from between your fingers, you notice Calum’s lips pushed to the side. He braces his hands on your knees, still crouching and trying to get some sort of read on your face.

He could tell you weren’t happy.

And he fucking hated that.

"Can I see that pretty face?"

That almost got a smile out of you, but you opted just to shake your head.

"I’m not sure how else to say I’m sorry, my girl." His thumb starts a cadence of soothing circles around the outside of your knees.

"Try saying it in French," you mumble, rubbing your tired eyes.

Calum sucks his teeth, "Ouch."

Growing impatient and just about ready for bed, you sit upright. Faced with Calum for the first time since he bust through the door.

His heather green flannel was slouching on his shoulders, looking beat up from the 10 hour day he’d spend working in the studio. His curls hung lowly over his big brown eyes, in desperate need of a trim.

It was taking everything inside of you not to grab his face and tell him how much you loved him, because in spite of all this, you still did.

He was an expert at pissing you off, and it only made you love him more.

"There’s my beautiful girl," he says upon seeing you, smiling meekly, still trying to get your spirits up.

"’Don’t feel it."

"Why not?"

"’Cause you piss me off."

Cal chuckles, squeezing your kneecaps and adjusting his squatted position.

"Can’t really argue with that."

The two of you stare at each other for a moment; the decorative string lights from behind your couch were twinkling in his chocolatey irises, and painting him out to be some sort of angel. His pretty cherub cheeks were still rosy from rushing around and quite frankly, it suited him.

You’ve fallen too damn hard.

"Y’know, I thought of another way to make it up to you."

"Yeah?" You quip, leaning back on the couch cushions.

"Mhm."

His hands were still lingering, moving up to massage your exposed thighs that were now catching a draft from your lack of movement. You had planned to wear this outfit on the day you told Angie you’d be there tonight. So the fact that you were still in it, yet not where you said you’d be, was making your blood boil.

"Gonna buy me back all the time I wasted getting ready for tonight?" You seethe lowly, trying not to sound too bitchy yet coming across as the bitchiest bitch in the world.

Calum frowns, his Doc Martens squeaking against the hardwood floor as he adjusts his posture, "You’re really good at that."

"Good at what?" You muse, chuckling through your nose.

"Firing the shit I pull right back at me. It’s sexy."

"Don’t try to butter me up, Cal. I know I’m sexy. Hence why it took me an hour and a half to get ready."

For some odd reason, your whiny complaints and moody comments towards Calum didn’t seem to be effecting him. They were bouncing off his puffed up chest like he was made of rubber. He was used to your incessant need to be on time, and how he was quite literally your antithesis.

But those witty remarks you kept throwing at him were one of the things he loved most about you. Which is why he kept egging you on.

"I’m really sorry, baby. I’m really sorry I wasted your time."

You try your hardest to bite back a smile, but it doesn’t go over well. "You should be."

Without another word, Calum is dropping down to his knees and suddenly, your heart is racing.

"Can I make it up to you," his hand creeps towards the hemline of your skirt, "like this?"

"I’ll consider it," you nod, trying to seem unbothered by your boyfriend’s large, weathered hands, "But what’s in it for me?"

"Trust me, baby. It’ll be all about you. You won’t have to move a muscle and I swear, on everything I love…"

His fingers stretch across the width of your thighs, prying open your legs with a wicked grin.

"… I’ll have your fuckin’ legs shaking like crazy within the next ten minutes."

Your face flushes, hands subconsciously gripping onto the couch cushions down at your sides at your boyfriend’s promise. He’s still gleaming up at you, waiting for your approval; he’s never the type to handle you without your permission.

"The journey to forgiveness is a long, winding road… But this is definitely a good start, Calum. Well done."

Despite your cool, agile reply, your heart continues to thump out of your ribcage when you see how your unnerving boyfriend reacts to the sound of his own name. He closes his eyes, inhaling deeply with that smile still painted onto his cheeks.

"Keep fuckin’ talking like that. See where you end up."

You scoff playfully, "Is that a threat, Mr. Hood?"

"Not a threat, my girl… It’s a promise."

His hands are dancing dangerously close to your underwear now, having crept up your skirt without you even noticing. But you hadn’t a care in the world. You were merely turned on by the sight of him, so eager to please you. So ready for your forgiveness.

"Fuck, you’re good," you groan, letting a whimper slip past as well, "Show me how sorry you really are, then."

In no time, Calum is leaving a sultry trail of kisses up your thigh. You hiss at the feeling of his cool lips against you; having not felt them since the last time the two of you fucked. Which was about four days ago.

He had been quite busy in the studio with the band’s upcoming album, so times like these were a novelty. Not like you minded much, any quality time spent with Calum was worth a million years.

And besides, he’s damn good at it. Why tamper with an already perfect system?

"I know what I said, but can you do somethin’ for me?" Your boyfriend’s head pops up from beneath your skirt with sparkly eyes.

"Mh, depends." You reply lazily.

"Wanna hear you, baby. Wanna hear that pretty voice."

"That won’t be an issue," you smile, lifting your upper half from the couch, "You may have to earn it though…"

Calum’s eyebrow quirks, looking like he’s just about ready to wipe that catty smile right off of your face.

"Since when are you the one to give orders around here?"

You sit up even further to spit back, "Since you decided to fuck around with your boyfriends and make us miss our fucking plans."

There isn’t even an opportunity for you to say any more, since Calum had decided to grip the backs of your thighs and yank you to the edge of the couch. He lifts your legs, ripping your panties off swiftly and tossing your knees over his shoulders before you can even blink.

You gasp at the sudden dynamic change, shallow breaths barely escaping your throat as your boyfriend is now heaving as well. His once angelic brown eyes had shifted to something darker.

Somebody needed to pinch you. You must be dreaming.

"Watch that mouth," he growls lowly, that soft demeanor of his slightly peeking through his cold exterior, "Not gonna tell you again."

Your face drops, now nodding like a desperate mess.

"I don’t care how sorry I am. Good girls get their way, bad girls don’t. And we both know that, don’t we my baby?"

"Yes— yes sir."

"Gonna be good for me?"

You nod again, fingernails digging into the couch cushions as his apology has not only become something you really really wanted—

It was now something you needed.

"Please, Cal. Promise… Promise I’ll be good for you."

He smiles, and a familiar warmth settles back into the pit of your stomach as he kisses both of your knees.

"That’s my fuckin’ girl."

Sweat begins to pool across your forehead when the first kiss is planted on your inner thigh. You writhe above him, patiently waiting for his mouth to travel down to where you needed it to be.

But patience runs thin in moments like these, especially since Calum was such a fucking tease.

"Cal, baby— please…"

Another couple of kisses later and you’re still feeling unfulfilled. At this point, his head was so far deep into your skirt that you could only see the frosty tips of his unruly curls. He hears your plea, nodding slowly.

"Getting there, pretty. Getting there…"

A shock wave zaps your spine the moment he makes contact with your clit. Your body jolts, feeling the slow rhythm of his tongue toying with your sensitive bud.

"Jesus fuck—" You sigh, trying to fulfill the promise of letting him hear you while simultaneously trying to lasso your head back onto your shoulders.

Calum hums happily, which sends another wave of flutters down your body. You were so damn sensitive, and your boyfriend knew it too. But when his head was between your legs, he never seemed to think, or care about anything else.

He flattens his tongue against your dripping slit, making sure to move slowly and pay attention how long it took him to drag his tongue from one part, to the next. You’re still wriggling around, but Cal’s got his arms locked around your thighs.

You couldn’t pull away even if you wanted to.

"Just— just like that, baby… Keep— keep doing that."

The blood rushes to your head when he finds that particularly sweet spot with the tip of his tongue; he’s moaning, you’re moaning, it was like a symphony of desperate pleas. Your hands fly to meet his head, fingers getting tangled in his chocolatey curls as he starts to use his nose in cohesion with his tongue.

"Fuck me, you’re magic, Cal…"

He hums again. Of course, he agrees. He knows he’s the only one who could ever make you feel this way, and he was damn proud of it.

Apology: accepted.

But you wouldn’t tell him that.

That familiar crash of adrenaline was beginning to wash over you, your stomach began twisting in knots as each tug of Calum’s hair produced more and more pressure onto your pussy. He was chipping away at you, collecting your juices onto his tongue and savoring each and every flavor of you. By the sounds he was making, you could only assume that he was enjoying this just as much as you were.

"Cal, baby… I’m close. Gonna’ cum… gonna’ cum really soon."

You say the magic words. Your lower half was already preforming backflips at only the flick of his tongue, but that euphoria heightened when he took it upon himself to pop his head up and start using his fingers instead.

He dips one finger inside of your dripping heat, his face slicked with your wetness as he finds your eyes for the first time since he started. Your mouth hangs open, trying your hardest to keep the eye contact as he begins to speak.

"Forgive me, baby? I’m really, really, really sorry."

You nod wearily through a breathy moan, attempting to stop your eyes from rolling into the back of your head.

"Y—yes… Yes Cal, I—"

Your sentence is cut short by the feeling of a second finger entering you, curling up to brush against that sweet spot with each new stroke.

"Yes what? You forgive me? Say it like you mean it, my girl… I know you can do it."

His taunting words pull another moan from your throat. He’s still looking at you with hooded eyes, enjoying every second of watching you fall apart. You weren’t sure what had gotten into your sweet boy tonight, but you definitely didn’t mind it.

"Yes. Yes, baby— I— I forgive you," you breathe, that swirling feeling in the pit of your stomach ready to burst, "I forgive you, I forgive you, I forgive you…"

Calum nods, his teeth sunk deeply into his bottom lip as he watches the obscene ways of your impending orgasm. If he was more honest with himself, your face alone could’ve had him coming on the spot. But he would never admit that. You always came first.

"Yeah? You mean it?" He asks another question. You swore this was some sort of game.

"Yes baby, I— I mean it—!"

Your breathing picks up, Calum’s fingers now moving a bit sloppily, yet keeping that steady rhythm that was driving you up the walls. The pressure building in your lower half was unfamiliar, drawing quick confusion out of you mere seconds before your orgasm.

"Cal, wait— I—"

Alarm bells were blaring in your head, now that Calum had taken his other, freer hand to press his palm flat onto your stomach. He knew what was coming, but you didn’t have a clue.

"Let it go for me, my girl. Let me hear it. Fuckin’ give it t’ me."

Not only does your orgasm rip through your body like a whip cracking down onto pavement, a new sensation was felt the moment Cal told you to let go. A spurt of wetness coats his fingers and the lower half of his face, bringing you to immediately go stark white.

Your chest is heaving, coming down from the high that your boyfriend had just whipped you through. He beat the clock and kept his promise, that’s for damn sure.

"What just— what the fuck. What the fuck, Cal?" You giggle through the comedown, watching Calum triumphantly admire his digits that were now soaked with you. The feeling of you. The taste of you.

"Think you just accepted my apology in more ways than one, baby," your beau chuckles, wiping his face with the back of his fist.

"I can’t believe I just did that," you mumble meekly, now slightly self-conscious as you realized what had just occurred.

Calum scoffs with a shrug, "I can, are you kidding? I knew you had it in you. And all it took was me fucking up to get it out."

"Don’t put it like that," you cringe, scrunching your nose, "Makes it weird."

Calum then begins a slow rhythm of massaging your thighs, something he always does whenever you’re coming down from one of your highs.

"Okay. Won’t make it weird. But let me ask you this— are you still mad?"

You raise your eyebrows, still flustered, watching him lean upward to rest his elbows on your legs. His flannel was in a disarray, as were his curls; you were so wrapped up in admiring him that the thought of anger never even crossed your mind.

"Mad about what?" you ask innocently.

"Mhm," he hums, before leaning in to peck you gently on the lips, "Exactly."

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[seraphinashaw]

Hi Sera!

So you've said Julius has done your boob job, and as a trans fella (transmasc though) I've been wondering what surgeries you got :) ? And how your healing process went, I'm currently recovering from top surgery!

Take care of yourself! XOXO

hey bestie 😋

just the boobjob here cuz e rly wasn't helping in the bust department lolololll i don't have bottom surgery though cuz idk. i like my dick but that's just me, i kno not every trans woman feels the same and i'm kinda lucky in that way LMAO

i considered getting my face done 4 a while too cuz i felt like no matter what i did i still looked mannish and i hated it sm. but that kinda went away over time. partly cuz i now had a lot of ppl who always reminded me i'm a woman 2 them no matter what and i also kinda realised: hey. there r a lot of cis women with my features too. cuz of this i grew to be at peace with the way my face looks. i kno i'm hot now 💋

healing rly sucked tho LOLLLL i couldn't do SHIT cuz i didn't wanna fuck shit up by being all out and about. worst of the pain was gone like a week later but i was still sore a lot for weeks so that sucked lmao. worth tho

wishing u a speedy recovery gorgina xx have fun being boobless lololol

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

NOOO? NOOOOOOOOO WTF NOOOO. NOT EVEN A FEW MINUTES AFTER MY ASK I SCROLL ON TUMBLR, AND FIND A NANAMI ONE? I DIDN'T READ THE TAGS, I NEVER READ THE TAGS. WHY WHY WHYYYYYY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO NANAMI? WHY WOULF YOU MAKE HIM THE READERS UNCLE, WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?! WHY IS IT A FETISH THING??? I'M SERIOUSLY REPULSED THEY'RE SICK IN THE HEAD?? HELLPPPP I CAN'T.

not my dear Nanami, NOT MY DEAR NANAMI. WHYYYYY. I'm sorry if you guys like.. That stuff.. But personally, I find it so strange and I want people like that FAR from me. It said "Uncle Nanami" and my smile faded. I gave it the benefit of the doubt, yk? Maybe it was just a fluff about Uncle Nanami comforting us, NOPE. My smile FADED when the "gift", the reader recieved was A UM.. YK WHAT TOY? Dawg I'm crying, I'm in tears. I'm sobbing, and screaming. I'm throwing a tantrum rn, I SERIOUSLY felt the earth shatter around me. Axel I apologize for my vent, but I CAN'T 😭🙏 I also apologize if anything I say offends people, but keep that SHIT AWAY FROM ME. I'm actually considering mass reporting the oneshot, I can't. I feel bad because they put effort into it, BUT WHY PUT EFFORT INTO THAT OUT OF ALL THINGS? I can't look at Nanami the same. They made him a perv, and that's one thing, but AN UNCLE PERV IS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. Deepest darkest pit of hell for the writer. I'm ashamed that I even saw it, that I even gave it the time of day. But I'm proud to say the second it got weird, I LEFT immediately. I'm so baffled. I'm shocked.

This is enough to put me in a coma, and I refuse to be awake any longer because of this. I want to forget. Therefore, I'm popping some melatonins and getting my ass in bed. This is not a boogie worthy night. I am not busting it down happily rn. I'm busting it down in HORROR AND TERROR. Again, apologies if I offend. But I just.. I can't.. Life isn't real, people aren't real. I CANNOT be real. This is a fever dream, and I NEED to wake up.

Xoxo.. 👽 whos twerking all while feeling mortified.

bae u gotta start reading those tags … especially on tumblr of all places… kinks n fetishes u didn’t even know existed be going down here 😭😭😭 SAVE URSELF THE PAIN AND JUST QUICKLY GLANCE AT THOSE TAGS ITLL BE OK BAE 🤞🤞🤞🤞

but at least it helped knock ur ass out ?😍😍

[timmymyluv]

moon song.

FAKE INSTA.

FC: rose of blackpink

kpop idol fem! reader x timothée chalamet

hi everyone - the long awaited marriage blurb? sorry it took so long I did hit a bit of a creative block and felt it could get too repetitive and I'd run out of ppl to interact without it becoming shallow/boring so enjoy!

please comment and interact it means the world to me. like, reblog, comment and follow me if you want to see more content from me. mwah!

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it's official- actor timothée chalamet and singer-actress y/n l/n have tied the knot during their star studded destination wedding. photos are sparsely being released by the ultimate private couple but can you spot any other celebrities partying at this event of the season?

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somesomi HAVE U SEEN HER IG STORIES FROM THE AFTER PARTY SKDKD THE YN AND TIMO KISS THEN SOM BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE DANCE FLOOR

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someone sent in this spotting of a number of a-list celebrities in a private resort in the south of France who are all gathered for the dress rehearsal before the well-awaited Timothee and Y/n wedding this weekend. tune in and check out our new podcast episode!

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user731 normalize not expecting women to get pregnant and have kids if they don't want to! 🙏

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[fathermarty]

hi, i was wondering if i could get a harry potter ship (preferably a male in the golden trio era), please! i go by she/her, i’m a virgo, intj, type 5, slytherin. i’m around 5’4 ish with a somewhat brown skin tone, dark brown curly hair, brown eyes, and long straight eyelashes. i would describe myself as observant (surprisingly), sarcastic, and defensive sometimes. i enjoy laughing, daydreaming, watching movies, reading, the study of psychology, and being alone most of the time. i hate being the center of attention, i feel accomplished for doing even the littlest things, and i like to mess around. sorry for shortish description!

i ship u with my bb draco malfoy

STAY

WITH

ME

draco thinks he is tough shit and that everyone should love him. well when you don’t directly bend to his commands it obvi catches his attention. also the fact you are sarcastic and put him in his place 🤌🏼

he starts off lowkey annoyed because you just won’t give into his dumbass fuckery. (i apologize for my vocabulary, but not actually because i have great vocabulary. very extensive.) you literally pay him no mind, or so he thinks but you observe him. the psychology books you read in your free time pay off when you’re trying to understand the comeplete puzzle that is draco malfoy. just by watching him you know he acts tough because he has to.

you would never just tell him this though, you wouldn’t want to boost his ego by telling him you watch him too much.

not out of flattery you tell yourself, out of... curiosity?

one day when you’re alone reading draco stops by, deciding he has had enough of your sarcastic comments. “Oi y/n. what do you say; me you the library for a study session.”

“Malfoy I am not sure who you mistake me for but I am not a library date type of gal. That’s more Grangers thing, I think you’d have better luck getting her to go on a date with you than you do with me.” You send him a wink as he stares at you dumbfounded.

well since then draco has made it his duty to know everything about you. he starts watching you when you don’t notice. while your daydreaming in class staring outside the windows, or the little dance you do when you accomplish something small.

those little things start to make Draco swoon.

soon you’re the only thing he can think about. he finds it annoying that the short girl with vibrant skin color and beautiful curly hair is the only thing he can think about.

he starts wanting to impress you.

quidditch matches, in class, in the common room, anywhere he can get your attention to impress you.

one day when draco is being extra you decide to pull him aside. “i’m not sure what you’re trying to do draco but with the way you are acting psychology says you are narcissist and we both know that’s not true. we both know that you strive off the fear of your name because you want that authority over people. we know you are mean only because your dad is mean to you, i also-“ you are interrupted by draco snaking his long fingers to the back of your neck and pushing your lips to meet his. when you don’t pull away draco takes this as an invitation to place is other hand at the small of your back.

this was when all the creeping watching from a distance stopped. gradually at first you guys would be shy around one another but when you get comfortable you were attached at the hip.

draco loves your laugh, he finds himself in awh when he hears the melody of your laugh escape your lips. he finds himself wanting to make you laugh more.

it would take a month or two for him to ask you out, but when he does it’s all you could ever dream of.

you are in the common room reading when draco comes busting in. “y/n! follow me!”

draco leads you, hand in hand, down the empty corridors until you reach an empty classroom.

when you walk in there is candles on top of books all around the room, and right in the middle is a levitating blanket fort. you grin at draco as you take off to it. when you get into the fort it is huge and comfy. you and draco could live like royalty in this.

“y/n i have something to show you” draco moves his wand and a projector turns on displaying pictures of you and draco together over the past few months. they were all off guard pictures.

one of which draco is whispering into your ear in the dining hall and you grab your chest laughing. and the look he gives you when you do so.

another one of the pictures was one from a previous quidditch match when the Slytherin’s won and you give draco a big running hug. your hair covering his face and as you both pull away huge smiles painted on each of your features.

“y/n, i have fallen so helplessly in love with you and your laugh and the way you daydream when professors are talking. i love your fascination with psychology and your love for movies. basically i love you, and i would love nothing more than for you to be my girlfriend.”

name something cuter than this, i’ll wait.... deadass this is so fucking cute. draco is my mans from the golden trio era but i couldn’t help myself but to ship you with him! i hope this makes you happy and brings a smile to your face like it did mine!!!

also i’m almost at 100 followers :o what should i do for my father marty 100 follower sleepover? send in ideas!!

xoxo, father marty

[sunaluvr]

hi!! could I get a personality matchup? I'm a she/they bisexual with a male preference, an aries, and chaotic neutral alignment. im 5'8, with a rather larger bust, but everywhere else I'm pretty flat. I'm usually quite shy when you first meet me but when I open up I'm very loud and bubbly. people usually compare my personality to Bokuto! in relationships I'm usually pretty clingy and like to cuddle a lot, but honestly I hate pda. with friends I'm also very bubbly and touchy. I like to be little spoon or sleep on top of my partner.

-<3

hey it's that 5'8 aries again😳😳 I realized I probably didnt put enough about my personality oops. my type of humor is very odd, it either just doesnt make sense or is just straight up bullying (only if I'm close w the person ofc) I'm v rowdy sometimes but other times I'm literally ready to pass out anywhere. I work at a daycare, so I think babies are pretty cool, I also like art and watching anime,, xoxo -<3

hope u enjoy!!

i ship u with.. miya atsumu ♡

he simply loves it when you lay on him shkdjd

he wraps his arms around you and pulls you tight

"i love ya bunches"

and he'll be the big spoon!!

he kisses the top of ur head when you fall asleep curled up to him :(

also ,,,,,, he has the energy to match yours ksjdk

yall might be bouncing off the walls together one moment and everyone's like 🧍‍♀️

and the next moment you're snoring on the couch together

he probably drools on you a little bit </3

also he thinks babies are super cute too

if you ever need help babysitting the kids he'll help you !!

he gets along really well with kids hdkjd

probably because he's just a big one

also he will never turn down your cuddles

never ever will atsumu say no to cuddles

he's always going "c'mere babe!! needa give ya a big hug"

he rests his head on top of yours when he hugs you :')

he feels like he can be his true self with you

like yes he's bubbly and goofy but

he can share the real stuff with you too and he loves that about your relationship

headcanon is that he chases you with his stinky jersey </3 sorry </3

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[consumedkings-archive]

All 5s for Miss Arden who is she queen give us the deets xoxo

dove!!! hello!!! thank u for the ask about my girl!! ilu ;-; partially under the cut for mentions infertility, and also for length, because i don’t know how to shut up ♡

detailed oc questions!

5. do they have any siblings? what’s their names? what is their relationship with them? has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?

arden has multiple siblings, but she has no idea who they are, where they are, what they’re like as people, or even how many she has. she was adopted at two years old by a wealthy couple in new york, and the adoption was such that the parents did not want to be located or found later, so their names and information are unknown to her. not that she’s ever had any desire to find them!

10. do they like children? do children like them? do they have or want any children? what would they be like as a parent? or as a godparent/babysitter/etc?

she loves children. kids are the fucking coolest, man. they ask a lot of questions, and arden is so full of facts and knowledge that she almost always has an answer, but most importantly she really loves how free of the inhibitions of adulthood children are!! they’ll put pretty much anything in their mouths!! they almost all love animals unconditionally!!! that shit rocks!!

she definitely wants to have her own children. in her pre/no cult au i have for her with jacob, they’re together for quite a while before they decide they want to try for kids, which ends up being an incredibly long and arduous process where arden has to go through several instances of ivf--and even then the doctors are still concerned that it would possibly come down to choosing between arden and baby. they do have!! a baby though!! safely and without any further complications, and arden is probably exactly the kind of mother people would expect: loving, patient, doting. she’s much less strict than jacob is but puts a heavy emphasis on being fully and thoroughly educated.

15. are they good at cooking? do they enjoy it? what do others think of their cooking?

arden’s a great cook! or, at least in the sense that her food always tastes good. her brain tends to vibrate at a different frequency most all the time from the people she spends time with, and so it often looks like she’s a hurricane just busting through the kitchen when she’s cooking, always focused on the task at hand rather than keeping things clean and tidy as she cooks. it’s absolute chaos. but the food does end up tasting good, and arden enjoys it--she loves the catharsis of cooking, lol.

20. do they like musicals? music in general? what do they do when they’re favourite song comes?

while she has no particular love for musicals, arden does have a very funny love for music. it’s like, not what most people who like music feel (when you play music, it reinforces the part of your brain that does math, which arden thinks is very cool) and when her favorite song comes on she stops literally everything she’s doing to listen and enjoy it.

(and her favorite song is black hole sun by soundgarden)

25.  what do they find funny? do they have a good sense of humour? are they funny themselves?

people. arden finds people funny. she thinks humans are an incredibly funny collection of creatures, diverse and complex and funny, and i think sometimes that makes her humour translate as like...a little more dark? she’s usually pretty matter of fact and almost never says something she doesn’t mean, which means that her humour tends to focus on things that are real and tangible and accurate and then using it to make a point. you know, like “find the thing that you don’t like about you and then make a joke out of it” kind of humour, but without the malicious intent--she’s real big on acknowledging and accepting our personal faults and doesn’t see anything wrong with noticing them in other people too.

30. do they exercise? regularly? or only when forced? what do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?

she does exercise, and regularly! arden is exceptionally fit. she’s pretty much all wiry muscle and leg. she spent a long time in high school and college not taking very good care of her body and then pushing it to its limits to see how far she could go, and that inevitably ended up impacting her ability to have children. now, she takes meticulous care of her body, and that includes regularly working out in healthy ways. pre and post work out arden are pretty much exactly the same as regular arden, except that she might seem a bit more relaxed post-work out.

35. what’s their guilty pleasure? what is their totally unguilty pleasure?

guilty pleasure would be buying notebooks. arden has a vast and unending collection of notebooks (which are empty), and which she insists she’s going to fill one day with all of her thoughts (which are many), and they fill up a solid two shelves on her bookshelf. somewhere deep down i think she knows that she will never have the time nor the ability to sit still long enough to actually write something down in them, beyond using them for scrap paper, and there are plenty of times where jacob has tried to get her to let go of some of them, but you know. 

unguilty pleasure would definitely be doing shit at the vet clinic for free. the staff like to refer to her as “doctor write-off” because she just can’t stand to see an animal come in needing help and their people can’t pay for it.

40. do they like energy drinks? coffee? sugary food? or can they naturally stay awake and alert?

arden is that really annoying person who drinks one (1) cup of coffee and then she’s fine. she’s meticulous about her circadian rhythm and sleep cycles, which means she’s almost always rested. because her brain runs at 100 mph, energy drinks/too much coffee/sugary foods can make her feel unbearably jittery--though she does enjoy a good slice of cheesecake now and then.

45. how do other people see them? is it similar to how they see themselves?

arden has almost no filter, and i think that makes it so that people’s impression of her is usually pretty accurate to exactly how she is--and i think most of the time, people think she’s a little odd. she’s quite smart and will often try to pace herself and her thoughts for other people, so that she’s not running ahead of them five or six tangents down the road, but this is a habit that later jacob tries to break her of--because she’s smart, she shouldn’t have to dumb herself down for people--and this usually translates in conversation that she isn’t actually paying attention, which just isn’t true. she is paying attention, she’s just also thinking, and that means her brain is somewhere way past where the conversation is, currently.

but she’s also an exceptionally warm person, in the kind of straightforward, matter-of-fact way. she has almost no tolerance for people making mistakes on her watch, but she’s never vicious about it--not until someone’s really pushed her.

50.  if they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? what do they consider their essentials?

books books books! arden will read through books over and over and not get tired of them. endless entertainment. but also, books about subjects she doesn’t know very much about--like architecture, she loves learning about architecture and design. she can’t fit them in the bag but she’d take castor and pollux, the dogs, of course; wherever she goes they go!

[biodegradablepussy]

jj x pope ideas bc y’all keep writing angsty oneshots n i just want my boys happy even tho they’ll never be canon

jjpope being so into each other but also dumb and oblivious as fuck so they each go out of their way to study up on things the other likes. (jj looks up coroner shit n pope looks up boat shit) and then they keep randomly dropping facts around each other in hopes of impressing and their friends are sick of them and hearing ab boats and the dead

jj and pope meet at a party and pope does his weird ramble thing (y’all saw the show) and for some reason this weird kid amuses jj to no end and he never wants him to shut up

pope finds himself in detention and he keeps coming back because of this silly blond who openly flirts with him and knows no bounds of personal space

middle school jjpope sharing their first kiss??? YES. jj doing the whole “we should practice kissing so when we kiss girls it won’t suck” trope and pope going along w it?? ABSOLUTELY. pope getting bullied and overthinking what they said about how no ones ever gonna wanna kiss the boy who talks ab shit no one cares about and jj proves them wrong by spilling his tiny middle school teenaged boy heart and pulls pope in for a kiss (it’s not that good but there r fireworks all the same)?? WHY NOT.

those oneshots where it starts out with them as kids up until them getting together but it’s just soft fluffy pining (do y’all know what i’m talking ab)

workplace aus!!! places where if you’re single on valentine’s day you have to work it, so they come up w a fake dating plan to not show up to work for one (1) day??? SAY LESS. a diner au where jj keeps fucking around and pope hates that he’s so charmed by him?? YUP. a more grown up au where jj just wants pope to loosen up so he keeps inviting pope out just for drinks and it changes their dynamic at work?? MY SHIT.

i really want a oneshot of either pope or jj asking john b what it’s like to be in love and it just Clicking in their brain. or: all the pogues are fucking around n teasing john b about being in love with sarah yet again n one of them is like “how are you so sure lmao what does being in love even feel like?” and at the end they’re like oH

they’re always running from the cops in this show,, let’s do sumn w it. jj doing his regular antics (they could be best friends or strangers in this,, whatever) and somehow dragging pope into it?? OKAY. or,, pope doing a lame ass crime and somehow jj finds out ab the stupid shit pope has done and is like?? seriously?? we are jumping fences and busting our asses because you broke into the school for __?? IDK.

soulmate aus anyone?? they met when they were really small and they have the most generic saying so they don’t rly remember. but jj (or vice versa) is obsessed w soulmates and he just wants to find his counterpart and pope is pining, but agrees to help jj out?? and then in the end they were right in front of each other the entire time??? SAY MORE. soulmates where what u draw shows on the other person and jj uses it to fuck around??? HELLO.

COFFEE SHOP AUS!! them working at rival coffee shops and sneaking in under cover to each other’s stores. jj working as the barista n he keeps spelling popes name wrong bc he likes pissing him off. or jj as the barista and he’s fucking terrible at making coffee and pope likes slipping him notes on how to do better. pope as the barista and it could go one of two ways.. 1) he is AMAZING at making coffee, a snob as you will and jj is either obsessed w coffee or he orders anything BUT coffee to annoy him 2) pope is TERRIBLE but jj comes in anyways bc he’s cute and his friends roast him for it... can u tell i like coffee shop aus

new neighbor au?? GOLDEN THERES SO MANY WAYS TO DO IT BUT IM AFRAID THIS POST HAS GOTTEN TOO LONG

these are just some of the ideas i had, but i truly do love this ship w all my heart 🥺 hopefully one of you will try your hand at one xoxo (also feel free to dm me if u want,, i’m always down to be delusional and write essays upon essays about ships)

[warfear]

ship - jojo & mj

WHERE WAS THEIR FIRST DATE?     probably a concert or something. they pop some molly and make - out to the 80s equivalent to mr. brightside. 

WHAT MY MUSE WOULD DO TO CHEER YOUR’S UP.     trip an old person. lift some obscure music from the record store. tell her about all the gruesome stories she has from her ex - detective boyfriend. free drugs, free hugs. 

WHO WAKES THE OTHER UP WITH KISSES (AND WHERE)?     i will not lie to you, i feel like they both would’ve pulled some shit like that. jojo softly—neck, cheeks—because she’s baby gay and minoo annoyingly—smack on the mouth—because she’s gremlin bi. 

WHO WOULD POUR WATER ON THE OTHER TO WAKE THEM UP?     both. yet again. but they both end up mad and wet and it’s just no good. 

HOW MY MUSE WOULD WAKE YOUR’S UP.     minoo is… VERY TICKLISH so to deflect, i feel as if she’d choose tickling as her go - to. or she’d simply whine jojo back into the realm of the living. 

WHO WOULD START A FOOD FIGHT WHILE BAKING OR COOKING?     mj because she has no respect for people or cleanliness or cooking. 

WHO WOULD SUGGEST PUTTING MARIJUANA IN THE BROWNIES?     * road to el dorado vc * both? both.

WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST AND HOW (OR WHEN) DID THEY SAY IT?     here’s the thing—mj didn’t get to hear it much growing up. i mean, tbt when her mommy said it that one time and her response was, and i quote, “that doesn’t mean anything ‘round here.” … a yikes from me! either way, jojo would simply have to. and don’t ask me about the how’s I’M SENSITIVE AUBREY. 

WHO WOULD GET INTO A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION OVER THE OTHER?     minoo!!!! she cannot fight for shit but she’s a pure firecracker this one and you can bet some hair will be pulled and some heads kicked. 

WHO INSISTS ON PURCHASING A PET TOGETHER (AND WHAT KIND OF PET)?     if jojo doesn’t want a fucking dog then she can go get a pet with somebody else… the fuck… 

WHO IS LOUDER ( IN AND OUT OF BED )?      :flushed: mj. 

WHO TAKES MORE RISKS (IN AND OUT OF BED)?     send me her bdsm results and then we’ll talk. 

WHO WOULD BRING UP THE WORD ‘DADDY’ FIRST?     the way mj has already called a man daddy… and not her daddy… send help… IT WAS A JOKE. so she’ll say it again. this time, also a joke. or is it :blush: 

WHAT IS THEIR SHARED, FAVOURITE KINK?     serial killers?

DESCRIBE THEIR TYPICAL KISS.     drunken, some tongue, ass - grabbing… next question. 

HOW MY MUSE SHOWS THEIR LOVE FOR YOUR’S.     by suggesting they blow shit up. but also by being overbearingly annoying. you’re in luck if minoo won’t leave you alone, alright. that means she likes you <3 she also shoplifts all kinds of junk for her with a little ‘ here u go, loser ’ or ‘ made me think of you xoxo ’

THEIR FAVOURITE WAYS TO GIVE AFFECTION.    mj isn’t good with her WORDS… so just a lot of TOTALLY FRIENDLY hand - holding, cuddling and sitting in her lap <3 cos she’s smaller <3

WHO IS MORE DOMINATE?     jojo. heh. 

WHO SINGS IN THE SHOWER?     mj doesn’t shut up as is… you think she won’t bust out her sexy vocals given the chance? smh.

WHO WASHES THE OTHER’S HAIR IN THE SHOWER?     sounds lesbianic. jojo.

WHO INITIATES SHOWER SEX DESPITE BEING IN A RUSH?     minoo has adhd which means she doesn’t understand nor respect time…

WHO TEASES THE OTHER UNDER THE TABLE AT DINNER WITH THE FAMILY?     listen… mj literally has 0 table manners… 

WHO HAS THE WEIRDER TASTE IN MUSIC?     i feel like mj has some weird punk bands she simps over but i also feel like jojo is the type to bust out charles mansons latest hits, so…

WHO WOULD INITIATE DANCING IN THE RAIN?      * jojo vc * nobody puts mj in a corner.

WHO WOULD BE THE ONE TO SUGGEST MARRIAGE?     yikes neither.

WHAT WOULD THEY NAME THEIR CHILDREN?      jojo says ted and mj says sid and now the baby’s name is sted. 

WHO WOULD THEIR CHILDREN TAKE AFTER MORE?     whoever finds it in the dumpster.

[ikementally-deficient]

hello lovely, could i get a matchup for arr and ikevamp, if only one then just arr is fine! i need a man who‘s into lolis bc even after way too many years i still look like a goddamn 12 yr old, so he has to be okay with the fbi busting through the door everytime he gets close to me 😔✊😔✊(JKJK but not really //CRIES)). i‘m super clingy and kinda possessive, the scorpio in me is SCREAMING- also i should prbly mention that according to my birthchart i‘m the biggest scorpio you‘ll ever meet??[1/3]

please don‘t ask IT‘S BAD. yeah, if i like u and i decide that ur good enough to keep me from doing dumb stuff and getting into accidents (bc my situational awareness is = 0), i will pretty much follow u around like a smol duckling. i kind of get babied alot, but if im being honest, i actually enjoy it 8) LOL. i‘m a BIG SLUT for affection like,,, c,an we h,,h,,,hold hands?? cuddle?? kiss?? BUT im also a pretty cool noodle OK? my talent is to counter anything with a super smootj line ;). [2/3]

BIG INTROVERT RIGHT HERE, so i prefer spending some quality alone time with my loved ones esp at cafés! i‘m also hecka short and even though it gets kinda annoying, it‘s perfect to hug other ppl bc everyone‘s ur personal teddy hehe. i have 0braincells which makes me zone out alot and i‘m generally a stupid brat. but i make it up by being hecka smooth and pretending to be the male love interest of a shoujo manga LOL. thank u for ur time + have a good day!! xoxo gossip girl 8) [3/3]

I ship you with . . . Kuro!

Your mile-a-minute internal monologue complements Kuro’s aggressive genki-ness. He’s not bothered that you look young; so does he, and the two of you get away with a lot more ostensibly immature behaviour (i.e.: public fun) than you would otherwise. You’re both physically very affectionate, which is good; Kuro can be kind of dumb, perception-wise, and might trigger your jealous tendencies inadvertantly with his tendency to chat and smile to anyone in earshot, but he loves when you walk up and wrap your arms around his waist or worm your way under his arm, so you never need to fight about it. You’ll spend a lot of time hanging out at Raccord with Oji while he and Kuro play Go, Kusanagi books with Ginnojo (the sleepovers are canon!), or watching Kuro practice his acrobatics at the park. 

Requests are closed until January 1 2020 - here’s what I’m doing in the meantime!

[davidobitch]

can u do an imagine w 9 and 14 for colby brock ????? thank u xoxo

9: “I don’t love him anymore because if I did then I wouldn’t think of you everytime I kiss him” 14:  “Why’d you leave?”

go >>here

“You’re such a fucking bitch, bro. Just back off (y/n).” Your boyfriend, Zak yelled through your apartment. Of course he was drunk. That’s all he ever was nowadays.

“Fuck you, Zak. You’re fucking drunk and I’m not dealing with you anymore. Just leave!” You don’t even know what this fight was about anymore. All your fights have been over pointless things.

You walked over to your door and opened it for your asshole boyfriend. “Come on (y/n). Don't be like that. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it.” Zak pleaded for him to stay, just like he always does. You were his personal punching bag and you took the hit every time.

“Just call me in the morning, okay? I don’t want to fight with you anymore, not when you’re like this,” You said before kissing his cheek. “I’m sorry. I…I love you.” You were caught by surprise when his lips met yours. You regretted melting under his touch. If you didn’t pull away now, he would be spending the night and you would be taking another hit to the heart.

When you pulled away, you saw Zak’s face was filled with annoyance, “What the fuck (y/n)? You’re not gonna kiss me back?” He said, louder than you expected. You took this chance to gently push him out the door, locking it behind you.

“Go home Zak. I’m not doing this tonight,” you shouted to him before walking away.

After being alone for a few hours, you called Colby to come over and just like any other best friend, he was at your place in the blink of an eye.

“I don’t know why you’re still with him. He’s dick, (y/n).” Colby said after you filled him in on yet another fight you had, “You deserve better.” You shrugged your shoulders, not completely disagreeing with him.

Colby was right. You did deserve better but even if it was right in front of you, you wouldn’t take it. Despite all the fights and drunk nights, Zak was the closest thing to your perfect guy.

You two talked for about an hour until Colby decided it was time to bust out the classic movies, popcorn, and wine. About 2 movies in, the weather outside started to get worse. “I should probably go before it starts to get really bad.”

You felt your heart tear a little at his suggestion to leave. “Or you could just stay here, like sleep over.” For as long as you’ve been friends, you and Colby have only spent the night together less than a handful of times.

Colby’s mouth opened as if he was going to say turn down your invite but instead, it closed without a word coming out. A small smile tugged at his lips as he nodded his head. 

After 3 glasses of wine, your body started to feel warm inside. “Can we cuddle?” You blurted out in the middle of a movie, causing Colby to spit on his drink. “We used to always cuddle and now we don’t.”

“(Y/n), that’s because you have a boyfriend.” There was a hint of something in Colby’s words that you couldn’t put your finger on. Sorrow? Tiredness? Annoyance? Who knew.

“Who cares. He’s not here. It’s just cuddling.” you said pulling him down on the couch. You could feel him tense up behind you as you melted into him. “You’re not cuddling,” you joked.

Colby let out a small laugh behind you as he relaxed into the couch and rested his arm over your waist.

“I wish you could be Zak,” you mumbled as you drifted off to sleep. 

“So do I,” Colby said behind you, only loud enough for him to hear.

***

You woke up in the middle of the night to find Colby gone. Fighting the frown that threatened to show, you shuffled from room to room trying to find him.

Your frown quickly turned upside down when you saw him in your bed. You climbed in next to him, trying not to wake him.

“(Y/n)? What are you doing,” Colby muttered, his voice raspy and low.

“You left. Why’d you leave?” You laid down facing him. The room was pitch black but you could see his face perfectly. It took everything in you not to push his hair out of his face.

Colby rubbed his face, sitting up on his elbows. “Its 2 am. It doesn’t matter,” he paused. You could feel his eyes burning your skin. “We can talk about this in the morning.”

He tried to lay back down but you pulled him back up with you. “No. I want to talk about this now. You never leave in the middle of the night. You’re too scared to wake me up. So why tonight?” You begged him to answer your question, hoping he would tell you something you wanted to hear.

Back when you first met Colby you had a crush on him. A crush so strong it took over you. His feelings were your feelings. You hated not seeing him. His presence was all you needed to feel safe. But him being your best friend and all, you couldn’t risk being something more and losing him. So you pushed those feelings to the back of your head and started dating Zak.

“I- I don’t know (y/n). I’m just sick of being your rebound. Every time you and Zak fight you come to me and something always starts to happen. You rely on me to give you what Zak can’t. Don’t keep coming to me when you’re in love with him.” Colby spilled all his thoughts out, not holding back.

You tried to think of something to say. But every time you opened your mouth, the words got stuck in your thought. You so badly wanted to scream “I love you not him”

Colby let out a deep sigh and dropped back down. For a few minutes, you listened to his breathing. You could tell he was still awake and finally, the words weren’t stuck anymore.

“You’re right,” you said quietly, “I do rely heavily on you. You give him everything he doesn’t. But you’re wrong to say I’m in love with him,” you took a deep breath in before thinking about what to say next. You knew that if you say what you’ve always wanted to say, you risk losing everything. “I don’t love him anymore. Because if I did, then I wouldn’t think of you everytime I kiss him.”

You looked down at Colby. He was silent and frozen. Maybe he really was sleeping and you just said everything you wanted to say only for him to not hear one word. 

You slowly laid back down and turned away from him. Seconds after you felt a pair of arms wrap around you, closing the space between you and him. Colby’s lips fluttered over your neck as he spoke, “I waited years to finally have you.”

[imagines-mha]

heya dude, could i get a matchup for haikyuu, n bnah? OK SO, i need a man who‘s into lolis bc even after way too many years i still look like a goddamn 12 yr old, so he has to be okay with the fbi busting through the door everytime he gets close to me 😔✊😔✊((JKJK but not really //CRIES)). i‘m super clingy and kinda possessive, the scorpio in me is SCREAMING- also i should prbly mention that according to my birthchart i‘m the biggest scorpio you‘ll ever meet?? (1/3)

please don‘t ask IT‘S BAD. yeah, if i like u and i decide that ur good enough to keep me from doing dumb stuff and getting into accidents (bc my situational awareness is = 0), i will pretty much follow u around like a smol duckling. i kind of get babied alot, but if im being honest, i actually enjoy it 8) LOL. i‘m a BIG SLUT for affection like,,, c,an we h,,h,,,hold hands?? cuddle?? kiss?? BUT im also a pretty cool noodle OK? my talent is to counter anything with a super smootj line ;). [2/3)

BIG INTROVERT RIGHT HERE, so loud parties with big crowds are a big nono here 8(. i‘m a sucker for cute cafés tho and just spending some good quality time together 8). i‘m also hecka short and even though it gets kinda annoying, it‘s perfect to hug other ppl bc everyone‘s automatically ur personal teddy huehue. me having 0 braincells makes me zone out alot and i‘m generally a big stupid beat. thank u for ur time and have a good day!! stay sexy n cool 8). xoxo gossip girl ;^) (3/3)

Dude. Imma be real for a moment i relate to u as a person sm i think we might be twins 😳😳 Also i look like a fuckin 12 year old too i feel u dude i hope u enjoy ur awesome love u 💫💕💕💫

HAIKYUU!!

I ship YOU with: BOKUTO

🖤 Listen my man. My bro. I was tempted to base this shit off star signs because i am one SLUT for astrology but damn naw i see you both making it work sorry stars xx. You both just seem SO alike!! It’s actually a MIRACLE

🖤 This man has no problemo with the fact you look like you’re 12 and you’re hella short. He LOVES to be your personal teddy and will 100000% baby you dude. Picking you up? Yes. Yeeting you playfully into the couch? YES. Y’all would make such a chaotically adorable relationship you would send the entire team into mom mode™️ to take care of you both. You both share a braincell and it can get you into danger sometimes but it’s all about the memories my dude 😎

🖤 He LOVES to go out with you. He has a secret soft spot, and you’d be able to make him weak to the knees with your smoothness/ even if it’s a joke. Also he’d just love goin to little cafes with you and having a little chat about life y’all would look like SO CUTE. He’s a party boi but if he saw a crowd that you didn’t like he would immediately just pick u up jetpack style and zoom u out of there. It’s not a party if his angel isn’t there.

MHA

i ugh u give me mad kaminari energy so i’m not gonna ship u with him just to spice it up a bit 😎

Listen ok i ship you with: SERO (damn ur a lucky gal cus u have to be GREAT for me to match my man up w u)

🧡 He’s the ‘mature’ one of the Bakusquad- or at least as mature as they get. I feel like he’d really like your appearance idk he loves the fact you’re so smol cus he’s a long boy u know he needs that little princess he can pick up and smooch and u could be that gal

🧡 Once he meets you he will devote ALL his love to you. He has so much of it to give and the boy will literally bring you flowers every day of the week what the actual fuck he’s perfect. If u don’t like flowers that’s ok cus he’ll substitute it w ur favourite food or something he’s amazing. Always has those inspiring and reassuring words to cheer u up

🧡 He’ll actually take such good care of you like he’s the 1 braincell you need. He’s so damn cuddly and affectionate and your company >> anyone else’s. He’d prefer to sit in with you and have big deep talks™️ than go out with the crazy ass bakusquad any day. He’s a softie too he LOVES a good café and you guys would just chill together there in your own lil world

[herinnermuse]

IT'S HERE!!!

I want to introduce to you all the project I’ve poured my heart & soul into- the Simplicity In Thirty Days decluttering challenge for your space and mind eBook 🎉🎉🎉

If you are up for a bit of a challenge, a refresher, a new start/chapter into your life... look no further! I have compacted 30 heavily detailed & guided days of #decluttering challenges to help you clearly define the things you value most, define your style & define a whole new space & way of life all into this eBook 🔮 What better way to jump into Spring by SPRINGING into a FRESH space & mind??? Happy May!!! If you are interested (duh) click this link https://www.herinnermuse.com/ebook 🌐🖱

Now because I have completed my very own decluttering challenge whilst moving earlier this year (now its your turn 😉)... Aside from this challenge, I want to start this new chapter, immediately following this launch with 30 days of pure #gratitude 🙏 My heart is EXPLODING WITH JOY!

As today being DAY 1: I want to thank my friends who supported & helped me tweak & shape this project into what it is now (luv u lots). I also want to thank my family for all of the unconditional love & support 💕 I am thankful for my persistent hard work & dedication to making this project from my heart come to life! I am beyond thankful for the resources both physical & digital that allow me to construct & even pursue this project. I am thankful for my following and support on this little nook on the internet in advance. And I am so thankful for the movement & concept of minimalism for opening my eyes up to the world of less & to help me inspire others to see the same 💫

Gratitude is such a POWERFUL tool that you can incorporate in your life as a way to train your mind into seeing life in a positive and value based way of thinking/perspective. I encourage you ALL to join me for each day of May. Bust out the journal, say it to yourself in the mirror, post your own #30daysofgratitude challenge or comment on mine to share the wealth ✨💰🤗insta @herinnermuse 

Let’s all join the gratitude-TUDE, OK? I am SO EXCITED to see all of your progress with this decluttering challenge & all of the wonderful things you are grateful for ❤

So much love, Xoxo Miranda

[richardsikens]

british ask meme !

i’m a vain bitch i decided to answer them all anyway

1. Who’s been your favourite bake off contestant? 

listen. i’ve only watched the 2017′s one and i loved candice from the beginning

2. What are your opinions on Love Island?

i watch it with my friends if they’re watching it but never by myself dfjkgh

3. What were your favourite CBBC shows back in the day?

let me tell you something. me and my sister used to run home every friday to watch friday download on the DOT

4. What’s a British stereotype that you hate?

that the boys here are gentlemen ! gets on my left tit

5. How about a British stereotype that’s actually very accurate for you?

idk buddy u tell me

6. Favourite British accent?

not to sound like a Snob but i genuinely KDJGHF can’t understand northern accents so. probably london accents sorry lads

7. Any British landmarks you want to visit?

uh ? i haven’t been to many, if any, castles actually & i think that’d be fun. i did go on the london eye for the first time last summer and it was Disappointing bc 1) it was raining 2) it was expensive and 3) i forgot i was scared of heights until i was up

8. What’s the best John Lewis Christmas ad?

listen. i don’t like dogs but the buster the boxer one was SWEET i love john lewis christmas ads

9. Where is the true North/South divide?

midlands up ? like lancashire and upwards ?

10. Explain the Freddos controversy for all your non-British followers.

they were small chocolates that i used to be able to buy at the corner shop with my pocket money before/after school for like 5p and they inflated with price every year disGOSting

11. Favourite part of a roast dinner?

the meat and gravy xoxo

12. What’s the best dunking biscuit?

normal rich teas 

13. What are your thoughts on marmite?

hate it

14. Favourite British swear word?

i use twat SO often

15. Busted or McFly?

OH SEE THAT’S HARD bc busted dropped year 3000 and crashed the wedding which are BANGERS but mcfly. was so iconic like i sang obviously every day for a year,,,,, so i can’t pick but mcbusted was truly a tragedy as well

16. Complete this sentence “the DFS sale will end when…”

the uk goes an entire year without rain

17. Favourite Horrible Histories song?

the monarchs’ song ofc

18. Which selection box does your family get at Christmas?

celebrationssss

19. Which wife of Henry VIII deserved better?

oddly enough i got told i was anne boleyn, if any of the wives today which was. jarring but anyways catherine of aragon

20. What are your thoughts on school uniforms?

u know what? i support school uniforms i just wish some weren’t so ugly

21. Is it pronounced scone or scone?

i say both depending on my company JFDHGKJD

22. How do you take your tea?

listen,,, i don’t drink tea ( and if i do. it’s chinese tea )

23. Give us some British TV show recommendations.

skins is always an Ultimate Classic, black mirror, the crown!!! was actually v good but i’m so stupid and found it hard to follow bc idk the history jfdghfd, 

24. Best thing to get from Greggs?

sausage roll bc im a basic bitch

25. Jaffa Cakes: cakes or biscuits?

they’re biscuits but like. they’re also disgusting

26. Which is the best movie in the Cornetto trilogy?

never watched them, sorry to disappoint lads!

27. Which Gavin and Stacey character are you most like?

also on my to watch list xoxo

28. Louis Theroux or David Attenborough?

OOOOOh that’s a hard one hm,,,, david is a National Icon but i’m sorry. louis wins out

29. Pick a song to be the new national anthem.

do Not ask me this

30. Chips with gravy: a delicacy or an abomination? How about curry sauce?

hot take, but curry sauce can choke