#so hi kotlc fandom!

[almond-sugar-pie-especially-newt]

Messy Biana sketch (on sticky note) to commemorate the new portraits!!!

[milo-igidk]

in my head ro is a lesbian and has a gf btw. if you even care.

[ramiethewizard]

AHHHHH THEYRE GONNA HAVE MY BOYS NOW 😭

If Fitz isn’t hot as fuck then what am I doing with my life

[chronically-ill-psionipath]

Exile. Page 240.

No text version

[lucyshypemaster]

keefe was actually insane for this

[floofeeeeee]

Au where Sophie get fostered by Tiergan instead of Grady and edaline

[onemoreattempt]

If elves had texting/social media hcs:

Sophie: Kinda went over this here. horrible about getting back to ppl. Will accidentally leave you on read. Thinks she responded but didn’t. Her social media notifications are through the roof. If you need her urgently, you should probably just call. Very occasional posts. She’s doing her best.

Dex: Usually good at responding to messages, depending on how busy he is and if he’s around the triplets. Fast typist/texter. One of the few helpful ppl on Reddit.

Fitz: fast responder, usually no typos. Rarely uses shortened words or acronyms

Biana: I feel like Biana would cringe internally at misused homonyms/grammar errors, but she’d be nice about it. She types with pretty good grammar, other than the obvious texting things like acronyms, initialisms, and other word shortening things. If the elves typed in English, she’d never use the wrong ‘your’ or ‘there’ and she’s a firm believer in the Oxford comma. She’d also be a Pinterest/Instagram girlie.

Marella: types in all lowercase. knows about everything that’s happening anywhere. has all the social media. Occasionally trolls flat earthers claiming that the earth is actually shaped like a Klein bottle.

Keefe: gif city. Silliest Instagram ever. Fs blurry selfies and pictures of things him with things Sophie brought him from the forbidden cities. Yt haver. Might troll human politicians on twitter without knowing what he’s talking about. Definitely gets in on trolling the flat earthers. Claims the earth is shaped like Schrödinger’s cat (or Uranus, depending on the day).

Maruca: Probably on tiktok. Terrifying to text with if you have any kind of social anxiety and you are not close friends. Very direct texting style. Unnecessarily ends things with periods, and is a slow texter. It reads as pissed off until you get to know her. She’s an absolute riot in friend group chats. Like super funny.

Stina: If a message reads as pissed off it’s bc she is❤️ Absolutely bounces off Maruca in the gc. Stina = a voice memo person?? I also feel like yt and tiktok are her main social media. She doesn’t post on yt, but she does post on TikTok showing the work she does with unicorns. Definitely puts cuter moments on Instagram too. She and Maruca ft while going through their hair care routines.

Linh: I don’t necessarily think she would, but she has the potential to make one of the most aesthetically pleasing Instagram accounts (Linhstagram, if you will). Idk I feel like Linh would be into hiking and posting photos of that, plus her and Tam, or her and Marella. But, honestly, she probably just posts photos of her mercat😭 She also has the vibes of using the little press and hold mini responses a lot (like ❤️👍❓mostly until Tam goes off and Rayni shows up)

Tam: I feel like Tam is a bad or at least scarce texter. Maybe a gc ghost too. Everyone is surprised and excited when he responds in the gc bc he hasn’t done so in 4 months. Dude has no social media. Really only has his phone to communicate with Linh

Jensi: so much love for him, but he definitely has fast typing, lots of typos vibes. Early on in the series, he was very excitable, and the audiobook narrator makes him talk fast, so that makes me think he’d probably speed type his texts and send them without checking for typos first. Gets back to you in a snap🫰. Probably sends a lot of messages in succession when telling a story. May send videos explaining things as well, or voice memos that get off topic very fast.

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

we’ve got “I’d wondered if I would be meeting you here, Potter.” and “I wouldn’t. Pit Scorpions can jump up to 15 feat in the air.” But as far as villain reveal one liners go, “I guess this means no more custard bursts 😡.” Has got to be the best

[queefsencen]

fitz vacker when they left no instructions just a legacy to protect and when if theres a reason im still alive when everyone who loves me has died(joined the neverseen) then im willing to wait for it and also when i am the one thing in life i can control and also when he faces an endless uphill climb and also when he has something to prove and he has nothing to lose and his pace is relentless and he wastes no time and AND ALSO WHEN LIFE DOESNT DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND WE KEEP LIVING ANYWAY AND WE RISE AND WE FALL AND WE MAKE OUR MISTAKES AND IFTHERESAREASONIMSTILLALIVEWHENSOMANYHAVEDIED

@autistic-daydreamer

[the-way-astray]

at this point people are accusing katie of being everybody

like yeah. katie would write a 75 page (i think) essay on why she doesn't like keefe

yeah. you would write a response to yourself about why she likes keefe

this is so funny

yeah . . . even fin was accused of being katie, i think. only person i would ever accuse fin of being is max. and yes, it is seventy-five pages (it wasn't even supposed to be that long. but alas.)

writing responses to myself is so fun i love cackling in my own head and then scurrying to my typewriter to hammer out both sides of the debate with long essays like the old woman i am. i'm glad you find this amusing, anon

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Fate Is Inevitable

Fate,

It knew it was stronger than I.

You were a self-fulfilled prophecy,

But I couldn't let you die.

Is

Saving you a purposeless chase?

Did you know it was hopeless, my friend?

Did I miss that on your face?

Inevitable

Forces are destined to condemn.

I was supposed to stand by your side.

Now you will be lost to them

Because I couldn't save you

Because I should've saved you

Because I would've saved you

But I couldn't save you.

[clarissaweasley-10]

NO KEEFE'S MIND CAN'T BREAK,MY BOY HAS ALREADY BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH.HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT(although it's very possible considering what he went through and knowing shannon.)And what abt sokeefe?my boy is coming back cuz he wants to marry Sophie,RIGHT?And Sophie can definitely fix him right?RIGHT?I mean she's THE Moonlark(note:THE,uppercase)she can do anything she fixed Alden hell she fixed Prentice who spent abt 12-13 years in EXILE.So she can definitely fix her(cute)boyfriend..And maybe she would even go all "Foster rage"on that beach Gisela and the rest of the Neverseen.I can sense a lot of Sokeefe angst but NO PLS DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN.As much as l would love to see Sophie mercilessly inflict on Gisela(that is something we need)but not on Keefe's cost.

[camelspit]

in honor of one year of stellarlune, is there anything you really like about it? there's a lot of things to hate but for you is there still some good in it?

oh! wow! interesting question!

I don't think it's any secret that I have a very deep hatred for stellarlune lmao but one scene did immediately come to mind when I saw your ask.

in the end scene, fitz mentally checking in with keefe (before he does with sophie) and stealing her dagger to give to keefe? trusting him with that?

and the fact that keefe goes through with trying to stab gisela? ough.

this was big for both of their characters I think. fitz has been here. he's held his brothers life in his hands and hes tried to end it before. he knows the anger that keefe is feeling and agh.

for him to be there? for him to acknowledge those feelings and for him to help keefe? to, despite all the tension in the last few books, give him the dagger.

the keefe/gisela and fitz/alvar parallels were strong here and I think this genuinley may be one of my favorite scenes in the book.

[a-lonely-tatertot]

seeing a post with a time stamp that says 3 years ago and you just have to sit down for a sec. like god so much has happened and yet it feels like yesterday

[chronically-ill-psionipath]

So... *cough* Alvar vs Prentice is going to be tomorrow...  😊 And I wanna give some Alvar content to convince you to vote for him... LOOK AT HIM. He is a sexyman! I DREW IN A POSE I NEVER DREW BEFORE GUYS!! I was originally planning for it to be those one color art, but I put some effort over my single sketch! Remember to vote for Alvar Soren Vacker ^^!!

Alvar Propaganda!

[flibbetygibbetsbro]

Genderbent Keefe would dress masculine to mess with Cassius and she would also have an amazing Wolf-cut