#so hes pitching in (lol) the fight but NO ONE ELSE KNOWS HIM. funniest shit to do it that way (i say as if this isnt the og)

[istherewifiinhell]

hey non turtle fans, whats happening here.

[Mirage 10 Eastman & Laird, Michael Dooney, Steve Lavinge]

[ID from alt: Two panels, Raph teeth grit and sai raised says "Casey--!? ALL RIGHT!!!" Don, smaller and to the side says "Who...?!" He looks confused, bo staff held cautiously. Casey dual wielding baseball bats, fending off foot ninja, one he just struck with a "Whokk", yells "ZUNGA ZUNGA!" and "Take 'em down, comrades!" END ID]

[mayraki]

Bestie I’m back and can’t wait to hear from you about this episode!!!!! So pls don’t read this if u haven’t seen the episode xx

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This episode was hilarious I mean the show is getting better and better with every episode are u kidding me like they gave us A LOT OF THINGS

Frog Thor stuck in a jar jumping for mjolnir is what I needed I’m sorry lmaooo

And there was a thanos-copter in the void, tva really said to thanos: nope, u don’t get to have a helicopter

Alligator Loki being taken bc his nexus event was eating wrong neighbors cat I- DONT TOUCH ME THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE also him and kid Loki become a really good duo did u see how kid loki carried him like a baby 😝🥺 And I really wonder why kid Loki killed Thor like what happened lol

President Lokis high-pitched scream when alligator Loki literally EAT his hand I’m still dying 💀💀💀 And our og Loki being done/disappointed/embarrassed with all of other variants while all of them betraying each other girl I was dead lmaooo

I can’t decide with Loki is my favorite but the old/classic loki IS SOMETHING ELSE I LOVED HIM ❤️ his nexus event was literally missing his brother Thor and going out to look for him are you kidding me 🥺🥺🥺 and he created the whole Asgard just to help Loki and Sylvie omg he is truly a glorious man with a glorious purpose ❤️🥺 Also that “take no offense, my friends, blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery” IN YO FACE INFINITY WAR WRITERS AND DIRECTORS IN YO FACE

LOKI AND MOBIUS HUG WAS SO GOOD I CRIED THANK U MARVEL THANK U

I’m still not sure if Loki and Sylvie gonna end up romantically (I hope not, still feels weird, but on the other hand Tom and Sophia has a killer chemistry that’s not a lie) but I know something for sure they’re so important to me pls at the end let them be happy marvel pls 🥺 and btw Loki and Sylvie pretending to be cold as if they’re not frost giants lol did writers suddenly forget about that?????

And I can’t wait to see Mobius burning tva to the ground ITS HIS VERY RIGHT GO SET FREE B-15 AND FINISH THEM MOBIUS 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

And finally we get what we deserved, any version of Loki is STRONG THEY ARE SO POWERFUL THEY DONT EVEN KNOW IT YES WE’VE BEEN TELLING THIS FOR YEARS

Shit this is too long sorry lol I can’t believe there’s only one episode left 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m gonna miss our Lokis 🥺

AAAAH BESTIE HI HI

the loki alligator and the tiny thor were the best things about this episode, periodddd. THERE WAS A THANOS WHAT?????? I DIDNT NOTICE OMFG LOL tva was like NOPE. i want an entire episode showing us each loki’s nexus MARVEL CMON GIVE IT TO ME 💳💥💥💥💥💳💥💥💥💥💥 (and yes, i want to see alligator loki eating the wrong cat lol)

LOKI BEING LIKE OMFG I CANT BELIEVE IM ALL OF THESE IDIOTS IS THE BEST THING EVER JANXJWBXK THE SCREAAAAAAAAM WHEN I TELL YOU I LAUGHED OUT LOUD 😂

BRING CLASSIC LOKI BACK HE DESERVED SO MUCH MORE OMG IM GONNA CRY he literally just missed his brother and that’s why they took him THE AUDACITY OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS I SWEAR- i know for a fact that loki could’ve given thanos a fair fight HE IS A LITERAL GOD FOR CHRIST SAKE

MOBIUS AND LOKI HUGGED MOBIUS AND LOKI HUGGED MOBIUS AND LOKI HUGGED MOBIUS AND LOKI HUGGED MOBIUS AND LOKI HUGGED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

tom and sophia are great actors and they’re playing the part perfectly. i hope they don’t end up together, it’s so rushed and awkward if they do. they really need to heal before getting involved with someone. JWJXJSJCJJS THE WRITERS FORGET A LOT OF THINGS OMFG 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

MOBIUS LOKI SYLVIE AND B-15 BURNING THE TVA TO THE GROUND THATS ALL WE WANT PLEASE. loki is so powerful i can’t wait to watch it when he truly sees it 💳💥💥💳💥💥

DONT WORRY I LOVE TALKING TO YOU. im gonna miss this show soooo much omggggg but also can’t wait to see how it ends ✋🏼✋🏼

[akatokuro]

The Inevitable StS Rewatch, Episode 36

One of the most truly pressing issues in Saint Seiya canon: why the fuck is Milo like this?

- I SEE THAT SAGA SENSED THAT AIOLOS WAS TAKING A BATH, SO HE FELT THE NEED TO JUMP IN TOO! and thus a meme was born

- Uhhhh, Saga? I know you probably had a crush on Aiolos at all, but... really, dude? ????????

- AND HEEEERE HEEEEE ISSSSSSSS

- Milo's ridiculous ego is on full display the second he opens his fucking mouth. No "what's going on, Pope?" or "How may I serve you?" but "WOW, POPE, FOR YOU TO SUMMON A GOLD SAINT! (DID I MENTION I'M A GOLD SAINT, BECAUSE I AM.)

- MILO. ALL HE FUCKING DID WAS ASK IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THE SITUATION. What is the need for you to add "heh, not that I care, since I'm so awesome, just so you know!" Yes, a lot of Gold Saints have pretty overinflated egos - yume and I actually thought about it, and we're pretty sure Camus is just about the ONLY one who doesn't pull some form of smug "heh, a Bronze trying to fight a Gold? lmao, and also, rofl" but Scorpio Milo is... something else.

- Ikki working for Sanctuary at first still feels really weird and ill-fitting. Well, fortunately, it's not really dwelled on that much, so it's easily ignored! That's one of the good things about there being no real Saint Seiya canon... <_<

- In a way, though, it is certainly fitting that Milo's scene here is our first proper introduction to a "Gold Saint", because Milo certainly thinks he is THE Gold Saint in a lot of ways. It drips from the way he responds to everything. "Measly Bronze Saints, they must be crazy, lol!" It's actually really interesting to think he was originally planned to be Hyouga's master. Like, in some ways that really fits - Smugswan had to get the smug and the overinflated sense of ego from somewhere, and it sure as hell wasn't Camus!

- It's also sort of interesting because Kurumada pulled the switcheroo on the basis of "oooh, ice/water themed signs, oooh!" But even at this stage, Milo definitely has a very, very different personality than Marshmallow Saint Camus. What would he and Hyouga's hypothetical encounter have looked like, really...?

- I'm not trying to imply, by the way, that Milo's sense of egotism is solely about straightforwardly boosting himself up - because it's not. It's intertwined with his perception of Saint honor and what it means to him to embody that, which becomes clear in how he deals with Camus, Hyouga, and Kanon respectively later on. It's also intertwined with a negative five thousand debuff to his intelligence stat, but, you know.

- I love Saga just sort of ignoring Milo going WHAT? A BRONZE BEATING A SILVER? RIDICULOUS, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING! and continuing to exposit. Saga, why the fuck did you summon Milo of all people here to deal with this in the first place? I mean, not only would leaning on Aphrodite, Deathmask, or even Shura make infinitely more sense, but... it's fucking Milo. Did your bath-bonding with Aiolos rattle your judgment temporarily?  

- And right back at him, Milo basically brushes aside poor Saga's exposition to go "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BOTHERING THE GREAT KONO MILO WITH THIS BULLSHIT, POPE? REALLY??? KONO MILO, THE GOLD SAINT???"

- Saga begins to realize his terrible, terrible mistake and cuts off Milo in the middle of his bitching, but Milo ignores him to continue whining.

- See, it'd be one thing if Milo suggested that the situation bore more investigation, or perhaps these Bronze Saints were being misled so they shouldn't be so fast to jump to the execution option, but no. It's all about his fucking pride.

- Saga is getting so edgy and short at this point and oh my god I cannot believe Milo is still fucking trying to argue with him THIS IS THE FUCKING POPE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

- Like, yume and I utterly lost our fucking minds at Milo blowing off Athena to haze Kanon when we were re-watching the Hades OAVs, but oh god it is extremely fucking consistent with this characterization here

- Poor Saga. "LOOK, THEY HAVE A FUCKING GOLD CLOTH, OKAY!?!? JESUS CHRIST WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT GET APHRODITE TO DO THIS"

- okay okay i know it's because lol seat of the pants kurumada making shit up as he went along and was promptly retconned out because it makes no sense but i will never stop laughing at milo being shocked that there are twelve gold saints. WHAT??? NOT JUST SCORPIO AND SAGITTARIUS???? WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED???? THEY COME IN, LIKE, A SET????

- Kanon pretending he's Sea Dragon is the funniest moment in Saint Seiya, but Milo's spectacular intelligence debuff is also a consistent point of hilarity.

- Shaina's crush on Seiya might be, like, one of my least favorite things in StS seriously. It's so unnecessary and it IS basically a pitch-perfect example of that "behind the ruthless, frightening female warrior lies ~the soft heart of a woman~ that only the dreamy male protagonist can truly uncover!" trope that I fucking despise with all my being.

- yume and I were cracking the fuck up to discover that the Tencent version of this sequence has Seiya bringing up the Saintias when Shaina explains the mask issue. Like, my issues with Saintia Sho as a series aside, that's just really adorable.

- The mask issue in general... there are really interesting things that you could do with it, both for Sainthood in general and for Shaina as an individual (the vibe I get is that Shaina takes it unusually seriously, even though it is accepted as a general rule) since it feels like sort of a mark of sexism that would be a part of an old, traditional, religious order - but I can't say I'm a fan of any attempts so far in the series to "address" it. Omega was a thing, and that thing was Bad.

- "Kill or love" is pretty bullshit, though. How about "kill or be expelled from Sanctuary"? I also don't really like Seiya being all "what, is that the only reason?" when he thinks it's about humiliation/pride - like, what's wrong with that? It makes sense with how Shaina has been characterized...

- this flashback is so fucking stupid

- OH NO, SEIYA, YOU SAW ME PET A RABBIT WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE KID AND I WAS A TEENAGER AND THUS YOU HAVE UNLOCKED MY SOFT WOMAN'S HEART! I bet Seiya fucking tried to jump a high bar, too, as every single woman from the Fate franchise happened to be strolling by?

- Like, Shaina, did you fall in love with this little kid who talked down to you then or... because uhhh...

- Also, like, yeah, it's Saint Seiya, and "pulled things out of my ass" and "retconned" are the name of the game, but come on, there was no indication of this kind of past in all the screentime Shaina has had up until this point. Wasn't her grudge against him regarding Marin and Cassios and being defeated by him in battle enough? Do we really have to enforce her ~femininity~ that Seiya ~exposed~ too? Ugh ugh ugh.

- Whatever, I really do like Shaina, this garbage aside. It's just a shame we fell back on this dumb trope of all things to justify her transition into one of the good guys when it was wholly unneeded.

- Aaaand we're back to Milo and Saga. I love how the framing of this episode implies that Saga has been sitting there having to explain things very slowly to Milo all fucking day. Gonna need another bath to unwind after this shit, Gemini.

- HAVE I MENTIONED, POPE, THAT I AM A GOLD SAINT, AND THUS I AM AMAZING? I'M NOT SURE YOU KNEW. LET ME MENTION IT AGAIN. I'M A GOLD SAINT, BY THE WAY.

- And Lia enters the scene!

- Okada made this an explicit issue in Episode G, but the contrast between fully-decked-out-in-his-Cloth "have I mentioned in the last five minutes that I am a Gold Saint, preen preen" Milo and Lia--who strolls in WITHOUT his Cloth, just his regular training clothes - is really striking.

- Milo's face when Lia comes in... hmmm...

- I don't think Saga, like, actively made a point of or went out of his way to play ~mind games~ with Aiolia or anything, but this is definitely a deliberate passive-aggressive diss. The kind you would give when it's like, ah yes, I ruined this kid's life, let me just innocuously twist the knife a little here...

- You really can understand why Aiolia is as fucking mad and as fucking repressed as he is, from the dressed-up hostility coming from both sides in this whole amazing shitstorm.

- This is... an amazing moment. "What if I still wanted Milo to go?" "Eh, I'd kick his fucking ass." And Milo's EXCUSE ME!?!?! reaction lmfaooooo

- You can just sense the stony bitterness coming off of Lia here, though? This is a dangerous game to play, considering the whole rule about "no duels between Saints." Just the sheer dismissiveness of it, too. Just as Saga gets in his passive-aggressive digs against Aiolia, Lia gets his in against... Milo, lol?

- And Milo starts trying to argue with the Pope AGAIN and Saga finally just tells him to shut the hell up. Saga confirmed for legitimately impressive patience honestly.

- God, and Lia just leaves once he gets the confirmation. I LOVE that Aiolia went through this whole thing since coming in without saying a single fucking word to Milo or sparing him more than a glance. Please, just ask this man about his opinion of Scorpio Milo, I’m begging you.

- MILO FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

- And Saga is the one who points out that, BECAUSE of his history and his relation to Aiolos, he has a compelling reason to work on this case in particular. Milo just stops at HOW COULD YOU RELY ON HIM HE HAS TRAITOR'S BLOOD. The intelligence debuff is real.

- But, yeah, you can tell Lia has cause to be as cold, dismissive, and passive-aggressive towards Milo as he was. They... they do not have a good relationship.  

- It legitimately boggles my mind how there is a weird semi-common fanon about Milo and Lia being close friends, or Milo being this great guy who was so supportive of him. I've run across it multiple times in my hunts for cute fanart or interesting discussion, and I feel like I'm staring at an incomprehensible alien entity every time. Like. Where did you get that. How did. The characterization we get from both of them indicates the exact opposite. I would not be remotely surprised if Aiolia, as bitter and angry as he truly is, is going to hold a grudge against Milo until the end of time, long after Milo has forgotten about it.

- Rather than being his friend, Milo is literally the ONLY Gold Saint we see actually giving Aiolia shit for being a traitor's brother. Like I mentioned back in the Silver Saint scene with Aiolia, yume and I actually talked about this - since she is a raving Aiolia fan and all - about the possible sources of Lia's torment from his peers. The shitty Silver Saints, yes, and Deathmask, yes, because he's actively malicious in general, but he wouldn't be rubbing it in because he actually cares or thinks Lia having "traitor blood" actually means something. MILO sure does, though!

- Milo is prideful, often in shallow ways, and incredibly overbearing about that pride, thinking he has the right to lecture and judge and override others, including Athena herself. There is like literally no question in my mind that he is friends with Camus because Camus is basically the only person who knows him who will actually tolerate him.

- Milo: "Hmm, lots of people don't trust the Pope, and no one has seen his face. WHAT COULD IT MEAN??? welp back to my temple wonder what camus is up to"

- "Brother, I will make up for your sin, even if I have to sacrifice my life!" with a thousand-yard stare. Aiolia, you really, really need some therapy, badly...

- Man, I was gonna cover more episodes with this writeup, but it ends up I had a lot of ranting bottled up about GOD MILO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Oh well. Next time, Aiolia continues to have serious, serious psychological problems! A good time is had by all!

[imagine-that-haikyuu]

one-year anniversary countdowns: our favorite of each other’s scenarios/headcanons

may’s favorites of rachel lauren’s

10. Helping s/o on her period (with Oikawa) - (this is very relevant at this moment tbh) and i am weak for guys who would take care of their girls on their periods (because i want one of my own huhu). i’ve told y’all oikawa isn’t my favorite character, but i just think he’s adorable in this 9. High-Heeled s/o (with Hinata, Iwaizumi, and Bokuto) - as a tol girl who loves wearing heels, i love this. very much so. and i am also a sucker for being lifted up and spun around (even if it hasn’t happened yet lol. i think i actually have a fear of being carried because the last time someone carried me i screamed. loudly. in public. but it can’t hurt to imagine!) 8. Babysitting for Oikawa - THIS IS ADORABLE. ‘NUFF SAID. OIKAWA JUST BEING A GOOD DAD. ANNIVERSARY. IWA-CHAN COMPLAINING ABOUT OIKAWA SPOILING HIS SON--IT’S JUST TOO CUTE OKAY 7. Victory Sex (NSFW, with Ushijima) - my reasoning, explained in one gif:

6. Chubby s/o (with Tsukishima) - tsukki growing up and being conscious of what he says about people is. my. jam. (and lbh i love every scenario where  end up with tsukishima lololol) 5. "You’re in the science teacher clique and I hang with the English teachers. I’d say our love is like Romeo and Juliet but I don’t think you’d like that much" (with Tsukishima) - I. LOVE. THIS. SO MUCH. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. THE BANTER, THE SIDE GLANCES FROM THE OTHER TEACHERS, THE ACTUAL, SPOT-ON INSERTION OF R&J ALLUSIONS. BRUH. B R U H! !! !! as an english lit major, this really did it for me tbh 4. Morning Cuddles and Kisses (with Ushijima) - soft toshi. just. soft toshi and early mornings and uuuuuugggggghhghghghgh thE FLUFF. I HAVE NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS 3. Lazy Morning (with Asahi) - lazy mornings are my weakness. i too wish to have a lazy morning with volleyball jesus (throw in some hanky panky after breakfast too and you have me sold) just. damn it, this one is great, guys, just trust me 2. Year One (with Kuroo) - FLUFF. BANTER. KUROO BEING A HUGE DORK. ME BEING A DORK WITH HIM IM. THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER I SHIT U ALL NOT. i was smiling as i read the whole thing and huhuhuuu smol kai and yaku and kuroo fighting over the littlest things i----*screams* 1. Rough Day (with Ukai) - (non verbatim) “would it be childish if i asked you to call someone and tell them to pee their pants?” is seriously the funniest line i’ve ever read, ever. i really love how you write Ukai (especially the pick-up line one, which is an honorable mention lol) it really is something else when you write for your muse--the words just flow so well that i got lost and immersed in the short time i was reading the fic

rachel lauren’s favorites of may’s

10. Silly but cute AU prompts: #1 - rival superheroes who are trying to protect the same small city (Kuroo, Tsukishima) - this one wasn’t a request we got but i still loved it anyway. the idea of “rival superheroes” seems so silly already to me anyway (same cause, why rivals?) and with these two? witty banter galore. 9. Decorating the Baby’s Room (Oikawa) - may is one of the best fluff writers i know so i knew this one was going to be right up her alley when we were calling dibs on which scenarios we wanted to write. i feel like she captures the fun (or funny) side of oikawa well 8. Silly but cute AU prompts: person A who sits in the back of every staff meeting and makes snarky comments under their breath about everyone the whole time and person B who arrived late and sat next to them and can barely hold in their laughter (Kuroo, Tsukishima) - did you mean me every meeting at work? when i read reader-inserts, i tend to remove myself from reality for a little bit because i know the reader isn’t always going to be characterized exactly like me because that’d be impossible. except may went ahead and wrote me into these whether she realized it or not 7.  Library notes (Akaashi, Yamaguchi) - this was my undergrad meet-cute fantasy turned real, or as real as reader-insert fanfiction. speaking from experience, i know it can be difficult to characterize akaashi sometimes because we don’t have a ton canon-wise to work with (thank you fanfic writers everywhere for filling that void) so i was definitely impressed with akaashi here. think it’d be neat if may wrote a part 2 to these with akaashi and yamaguchi leaving notes for the reader. 6. Victory Sex (NSFW) (Oikawa, Suga- see below 5. Pain Relief (NSFW) (Oikawa) - i really don’t have a lot to say about these other than they’re hot. may used the gif i wanted to use already so please see the above gif for my feelings on these 4. Silly but cute AU prompts: posted a joke ad in the classifieds but someone actually responded (Tendou) - this was my first introduction to may’s writing, so of course it already holds a special place in my heart. thanks to this piece, may solidified herself as my top choice for a new admin when I was searching for one. it’s light, fluffy, positive and the perfect introduction to her work.  3. Stealing the Remote (Tanaka) - i love tanaka, and there’s not nearly enough stuff with him as there should be. that being said, this is cute as all heck. i also love the sibling interactions between saeko and ryuu. 2. New Girl (Ushijima) - i’ve been in such an ushijima mood lately, so this is right on-point. like i said before, i remove myself from realty with reader-inserts and allow myself to be a different person for the sake of the piece, but for this one, it felt like something i might actually do (except for the being short bit, but again, i usually don’t mind). 1. Hitman!Kuroo falling for his target’s daughter (Kuroo) - i think this is a good departure from most of the fluff we’ve been writing, and the tone is pitch perfect here. perhaps it’s because kuroo is may’s fave and our best work tends to go into the characters we like the most (no shame in that!). i’m so pumped for part 2 of this (i was busy all day yesterday and haven’t had the chance to read yet)

tune in tomorrow for a special announcement for the blogaversary!

- the admins

[survivor-switzerland]

EPISODE 12: AND OF COURSE, A BLOWUP ENSUES - BRETT

i love the winner of tumblr survivor switzerland brett

So Abel is voted out, finally that's a thorn off from my side but not before calling out Nick on all his shit and playing both sides and stuff. I mean I sensed he was playing both sides the moment he told me of Luke's vote stealer.

Right now, I'm keeping cautious of Nick because this might be an ideal for him to make his move. He could easily rope in Luke and Jev and use Luke's vote stealer and boom there in majority. I need to make it look like I don't give a fuck in what Abel said and make him feel that I'm with him regardless. But in reality I'm already plotting his demise.

For this challenge, I'm channeling my inner Jenn From. I mean she's won two Touchy Subjects comps (that I know of) so maybe her grace will help me FINALLY win an immunity.

I'm so nervous cause if I make it through this week I can pass my original placement. All I gotta do is get through this. I'm hoping my connections will keep me in!!!! I doubt I win immunity cause this challenge is so hard to figure out how everyone else will feel. I'm gonna make sure I talk to everyone so they at least get me through this!!!

Well by some absolute miracle I managed to scrape throigh the last round and I'm still here. But, that doesn't make things any easier for me. Abel, one of the people I was willing to use as a human shield, is now gone and now I only have Luke to throw under the bus if I so need to. It's pretty much just me and Luke now in this game, so I mean throwing him under the bus would probably only get me another round but still, another round is better than no more rounds.

I also /kinda/ have Nick I think? I'm like 90% sure he wasn't the other vote for me (since one was from Abel) So I mean that's two people that I think I have for the foreseeable future. But how long my future is in this game I'm pretty sure is determined by how useful Brett finds me to his game since he runs the other side of the tribe.

I've still been working on my plan of getting Brett to the most paranoid he can get but MAN that guy remains calm pretty much no matter what. Either that or he's just excellent at hiding his feelings. I planted a seed to him saying that there could be a possibility that Zack gave his idol to Tyler on the way out just to paint more of a target on his back, to which he responded was an "interesting idea" so maybe he's beginning to doubt Tyler but idk. We'll have to see what happens.

Well these past 2 tribals have been quite the event. The first 2 merge boots (Zack & abel) were exactly who I wanted to leave first. But I didn't expect a handful of other things to come along with. Like for example to make a long story short, my closets ally Luke going rogue and trying to flip people against my alliance and in the process threw me hardcore under the bus. Whew that was something to say the least. But tbh I don't feel like dwelling on that right now.

Right now I'm just really exited I won touchy subjects and that I wasn't the answer to anything lol. For me it just means I'm right where I want to be in this game. Which is a little not so much in the forefront. I don't want people to be threatened by me, I don't want them to know I'm smarter than I'm letting on. And I feel like at this point I'm doing what I wanted too.

Interesting that I was voted the majority for wasting my second chance when I literally haven't had a chance to play since merge because a dumb ugly ass majority alliance of original Monte-Rosa's are dominating it's fucking stupid.

And what's even more irritating is that there's the likes of fucking Ashley-Sarah and Dumb... sorry, Dom, who literally follow Brett around like the pied piper doing whatever he says. LIKE WAKE THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THIS GAME FOR YOURSELVES!!! GOATS!!!

Me and Luke are literally fighting our asses off to stay here round after round and they all just sit there comfortably while Brett orders them around to do his dirty work it's SO annoying!! Why are they so blind to the fact that he is gonna win this game if we don't do something.

Interestingly enough, not even two tribals after my closest ally Luke completely fucked me over and therw me so hardcore under the bus, here I am trying to save his ass over Jev kdhdisjsosjsijdis

Listen, I know this may sound crazy considering what Luke did to me two rounds ago, but what can I say? Luke is my friend at the end of the day and I love him. And he deserves to be here more than Jev at this point.

So I've come up with a plan to save luke and I feel like it's the only way I can. I'm going to recommend to the monte rosa people that we split the vote tonight at Tribal. 4 votes on Luke, 3 on Jev. What they monte rosa people don't know is that I'm going to leak to Luke who is voting for who and then I'm gonna have him play his vote steal (on probably me) and make sure Luke votes for Jev twice so we fuck up the split vote and Luke gets to stay. Not to mention no one is gonna worry about Luke's advantage at that point.

I just need to make sure everyone else is on board and I feel like I can do this. And if Luke stays than I can also use him moving forward to vote out people like Dom, nick, and Ben. I love them all but let's be honest, we're all gonna try to vote each other off at some point.

I am NOT playing this season! This is my second chance and this bitch is clocked IN.

Wow I flopped that one huh?

Jenn why didn't I grabbed some of of your Touchy Subjects winning essence. But at least Tyler won so now we have our pick of Luke or Jev.

Although I adore him, I need Luke to go because he's dangerous. And I don't know if it's our time zones or like I feel like he doesn't want to talk to me. Especially after the Zack vote I feel like our convos are forced which is really sad. :(

Anyway, the plan I'm brewing is to split the vote. 4 Luke and 3 Jev in case of an idol however the risk of that is Luke's vote stealer and the possibility of Ben flipping. It really scares me on this vote because we need to be right with what our vote is going to be because it's imperative that we decide on the correct voting strategy.

Plus there's also at the back of my mind that Nick could be scheming some shit up, but I hope that I have a good enough relationship with him that he will inform me of any other plans that does not align with my and the H4rmony alliance's plan.

i hope this isn't my last confessional!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1H_0Jfd9Bs&feature=youtu.be

EPISODE 12

Abel left, and of course, a blowup ensues. Abel had some choice parting words for Nick and Nick screamed at him on the call in a very Tiffany Pollard-esque manner that I didn't find particularly appealing. Oh well. What's done is done. On to the next, please.

Immunity was Touchy Subjects and when all was said and done, Tyler won immunity. I was really hoping to maybe pull a fast one on him this round, but it's not the end of the world. I have other ideas. And Dom and Nick both agree with me. The three of us are done with Benjamin. We've lied to him time and time again and he's simply of no more use to any of us. Furthermore, Jevvon and Luke are looking to not be the ones to go home this time AND they hate Benjamin for not voting with them on the Zack vote. So there's that! I made a deal with the two despondent Matterhorns, solidified things with Dom and Nick, and we're off!

A few hiccups:

1) Touchy Subjects went incredibly well for me which is another way of saying Touchy Subjects will screw me. I received so many accolades including:

Player in the best position

Player controlling the game

Player you trust with your life

Funniest player

Player VL is happiest with

Most dateable player

Player you want to see win

Yikes. This is terrible for me. And it feels amazing, but it sucks! The player that receives the positive things in game and in personality is the player that suddenly has their expiration date move up a fuckton. People who might not have been looking at me are looking at me now. People who were already looking at me now have a microscope on me. Jesus Christ.

2) Tyler, Ian, and Ashley definitely don't see the need to remove Benjamin this round and I wasn't going to set off any red flags by trying to control them.

3) I wanted to pull in Ashley Sarah, but Nick and Dom jumped the gun and talked to her before me. I feel like if it were me, I would have been able to coax her over or at least I would have had the best crack at it. I could have maybe even pitched it to her as a maybe to see if she wanted to jump and if she didn't, pretend like it never happened? I don't know. And now she's submitted her vote, so the opportunity is gone.

4) Nick wanted to flush Luke's advantage and wanted to make me the shady one that might not vote with them so that he would use his vote steal. Maybe Nick should have made Dom be that person? I don't need the two people I just sealed a deal with to think I'm shady or noncommittal. No, thank you.

5) Dom is approached by everyone about the vote and he OPENLY IS CAMPAIGNING TO VOTE OFF BENJAMIN! No one from the Tyler contingent is into it even a LITTLE BIT, but he can't stop-won't stop and it set off so many red flags! I approach him and say, "What the hell? Why aren't you lying?!" And he said "I don't want to be a liar." And this truly is the first time I've been disappointed in Dom. He was apparently fine with Nick and I looking like malicious assholes, but not he? Rather selfish. And I hope that this is the only time Dom disappoints me because I truly love the kid.

We're just 45 minutes away. The next time you see me, the backlash will have started. Brace yourself. This won't be pretty.