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malocclusive · 6 months ago

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Malort is NOT a substitute for bitters when trying to tone down upsettingly sweet things.

Overall, regardless of ratios, this ended up tasting like if I mashed orange tic-tacs into a paste and dry cured my mouth in it, but the powder also hated me for my hubris.

#alcohol #i decided against buying beer sincei. had none in the house #had a single white claw left i decided “why not”#then i did the whole “who cares #its friday #“ lets try and make something palatablr for this sweets hater with what i have #its serviceable but tastes like what i deserve #malort #I don't like soda but my husband wants the mountain dew codes for FFXIV merch codes #my brother is a dingdong and thinks fruity alcohol will taste like fruit #so he offloads his garbage onto my lascivious ass

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