#so go back to the cluuub

[gayspacecowboys]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony cluuub

@sternfleck

[vonlipvig]

club-related memes of the week

[gaygollum]

megalopolis and joker 2 flopping at the same time …. megaflopolis and the flopper ….. its been a great week working at a movie theater

[margbarcisforever]

why did adam driver say that line like that and more crucially why did they use that take in the final movie

[joeroganexperience]

so go back to the cluuub

[ginkovskij]

what a beautiful coincidence that the iconic line "so go back to the cluuub" from megalopolis happened at the same time and age as the meme "she should have been at the club"

[donaka-screaming]

i was cooking and listening to taylor while my husband was chillin in the living room and hits different came on and i ran full speed into the living room to do the adam driver megalopolis “so go back to the cluuub” move to him when tay sang ‘i washed my hands of us at the club’ and he did it at the same time as me and both of us were so shook that we genuinely share one single brain cell and i laughed so hard that i fell into a table and now i have a bruise on my thigh i’m such a mess it hurts so bad

[lovetogether]

So go back to the cluuub~

[whitechadwarden]

so go back to the cluuub

[groundlicker]

so go back to the cluuub

[denicetrashdeluxe]

Hetavision 2021 Semi Final 1

Everyone being very nervous, this semi is/was the bloodbath semi Host 1: The first country... The first country that is guaranteed a place in the grand final is... NORWAY!

Norway: Was looking at the table, unsure if he'd make it until she said that and his head goes up quickly WHAT? He did it? We made it through?

The other Nordics: Nods

Norway: Holy shit, TIX, you go my boy. I'm surprised, happy, but surprised. I did not expect we'd go through with someone with huge angel wings and d e m o n s. I'M SO PROUD The other Nordics: Trying not to laugh

Norway: WAIT, I WAS SAID FIRST? HELL YEAH, THAT IS INDEED A FIRST, I USUALLY HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LIKE NR 8 OR SOME SHIT.

Everyone else: WAIT, YEAH YOU DO. DAMN NORWAY

TIX: Takes off sunglasses

Everyone, especially Norway: E m o t i o n a l

Host 2: The second finalist is...

Everyone: Focuses on hosts again, sorry, Norway's is just v emotional and I'm Norwegian so I had to give it extra attention

Host 2: ISRAEL

Israel: Very happy, and a little smug YESSS!

The countries supporting the other side of the war: Politely claps

Host 1: Alright, the next country qualified for the grand final is... RUSSIA

Russia: Manizhaa, I'm so proud of youuu ^-^

Host 2: The fourth finalist qualified for the grand final on Saturday is... AZERBAIJAN.

Azerbaijan: YES EFENDI, YOU GO! KEEP FLIRITNG WITH THE NORWEGIAN BOY FOR MORE VOTES FROM THEM AND THE PUBLIC.

Norway: Raises an eyebrow

Me: Overprotective Norwegian noises

Norway and I: Protecc the TIX

Efendi: Possibly actually likes him, who the fuuuuck knows?

Host 1: Wow, a lot of joy there, congratulations. We move on. The fifth country to jump out of the seats is... MALTA

Malta: YES, LETS GO DESTINY, WIN ESC FOR ME LIKE YOU DID THE JUNIOR VERSION, YOU GO MY GIRL!

Host 2: Moving onto the seventh, sorry the sixth finalist... You can feel the tension... The sixth finalist is... LITHUANIA.

Lithuania: YES THE ROOP CAN LEAD ME TO V I C T O R Y, YES YES YES, FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT AT LEAST GETTING HOPEFULLY HIGHER THAN 6TH PLACE!

Host 1: And then... the seventh finalist is... CYPRUS

Cyprus: YES, I'M ON A STREAK. ELENA, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

Host 2: Seven many celebration in the green room so far, there are 9 participants left still hoping to celebrate, but only three spots left in the final.

Host 1: The eight finalist is... SWEDEN

Sweden: Ah yes, like every year. Good job Tusse. Happy with himself

The other Nordics trying really hard not to tell him the song is boring. Like, Norway's has at least ya know, interesting consept on the stage and quite the power in the ballad. And a catchy hook

Host 1: Oh my oh my.

Host 2: Only two spots left in the grand final. Which country will we see back on our stage this Saturday? The ninth finalist qualified for the grand final is... BELGIUM

Belgium: WAIT WHAT? YES HOOVERPHONIC, YOU GOOO!

Crotia: Realizes all 4 countries around them in the semi has qualified Well, I'm fucked

North Macedonia: Same here

Slovenia: The fucked cluuub

Ireland: Walks over Can I join?

The others: Nods in sympathy

Romania, Ukraine and Australia still having some hope

Host 1: Alright, seeing all the participants in the green room just waiting, well what else can they do now?

Slovenia: Give up? Romania, Ukraine and Australia: NO

Slovenia: Ok then

Host 1: There is only one spot left... This is really tense... Who's coming back this Saturday for the grand final? The tenth finalist is... UKRAINE!

Ukraine: YES, LET'S GOOOO. ETHNIC AND TECHNO, HELL YES. NORWAY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA

Norway who still hyped: YOU'RE WELCOME

Romania and Australia: B-but, b-but, b-but...

Slovenia and Croatia: You'll get used to it, come join us