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i dont want to fuck every again . i dont want to think about sex . 😫

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i want more mutuals but what if when i follow someone they beat me with sticks and rocks

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makeup i did today!! :3

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celebrities suck i wish i could get paid to mumble my way through a lipgloss ad and have people take photos of me getting frozen yogurt in sweatpants. and they act like its a big bother or problem

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HIIIII would anyone be interested in a commission so i can pay my phone bill and still do valentines dinner for my partners

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ever since i was a little boy it was my dream to own a latex skintight nun outfit

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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

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Eye makeup for the Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2003-2004 fashion show during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week 

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"you can tell someone used to be fat because of how wide their ribs are" youre insane. you are literally tweaking

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the interiors of long haul trucks are crasy

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