#so glad tumblr has a built in system for fixing the yaoi fanfic pronoun problem

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pred that wants more than anything to eat their crush

the only problem is that the pred is tiny and their crush is like twice their size

he's got methods to cope (eating gummy bears sprayed with his cologne 💔) but still when he sees him sad, or cold, or just being cute he's struck with the insane urge to eat him, but he never can

he's like chilling in his bed thinking about eating him (as a well adjusted person does), he checks his phone for something and he sees a photo of them together and gets so mad and flustered at how small he is compared to him

poor tiny pred, just wants his belly full of his big dumb idiot friend, but alas, his belly is too tiny

MINORS DNI, TS IS NSFW