#so funny that even tho zams supposed to be a king but wemmbu keeps leading them
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freakinator · 6 months ago
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Wemmbu: "Dude, there's so many veins of di-- another one! Dude, what the--!"
Zam: "Wow."
Wemmbu: "Bro, another one!"
Zam: "Too bad no trial chamber."
Wemmbu: "Bro."
Zam: "I don't really care that much, I'm not going to lie."
Wemmbu: "Bro, I've actually found a stack of diamonds just here."
Zam: "Diamonds are of little value to me."
Wemmbu: "Dude."
Wemmbu: "I hate you man. You're not an old school Minecraft player."
Wemmbu: "Nothing beats the rush of, like, seeing diamonds, bruh."
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Wemmbu: "Dude, there's so many diamonds, bro, look!"
Zam: "Yeah. I don't. Care. They don't mean anything to me."
(overlapping) Wemmbu: "Yeah, I know, you're rich. That's, like, your defining characteristic."
(overlapping) Zam: "That's how... rich I am, by the way. Yeah."
Zam: "Oh shut up."
Wemmbu: "Your defining and only characteristic."
Zam: "It's not my only characteristic, I'm also ten times better than you at PvP."
Wemmbu: "Yeah, okay."
Zam: "Had to save your ass, like, ten times."
Wemmbu: "I-I... appreciate it."
Zam: "We're going in circles, you realize that, right?! Why are you leading the way-- why am I following you?"
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Zam: "So much copper, I lowkey wanna collect this and build with it. Seems cool."
Wemmbu: "Oh, I thought you were too rich to care about mortal possessions."
Zam: "Shut the heck up, dude!"
Zam: "I don't have copper, who the heck carries around copper? I have, like, a stack in my echest but that's it."
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