#so fucking sorry about your malicious potion. also girl you are NOT hydrated enough 3 weeks??? ONE bottle????

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I had a water bottle that I drank out of for like. 3 weeks without washing because I didn't know you were supposed to do that. And it became a malicious potion. The worst that happened to me was I had fucking horrible shits for a week, it's fine right?

THAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD TOO, he used it as a cautionary tale. it was a see-through bottle that he never washed and only ever saw in the dark, and at some point he went "this tastes weird" and as he took a sip he held it up to the lamp and it was just FULL of gunk