i am sick of the "player series" tarnishing the good name of the fender jaguar. give us all the switches, complexity be damned. if people get confused then they can get a jazzmaster
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
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Posting thesw here bc a friend motivated me to do so NDJDN :33 I love wheb the one punch man punches all over thge place and
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Cross-Guild Romance fic idea: Werewolf shifter AU. Mihawk and Crocodile are alpha werewolves and even rarer they are mates. They don't broadcast either facts to the world but omega Buggy finds out about it. Through a comedy of errors he somehow ends up challenging both alphas and then instead of just groveling and apologizing he goes off and runs, meaning Mihawk and Crocodile have no choice but to chase after him. At first Buggy is terrified as he runs deeper into the island but soon exhilaration fills him as he actually outruns and outsmarts both Crocodile and Mihawk at several instances during the chase. Crocodile and Mihawk do catch Buggy eventually as the sun sets but instead of tearing him apart, they've both been impressed with Buggy's prowess and want to take him as their mate. What seemed like a life and death chase then becomes a playful and tender wedding night for the trio.
Well, told @theeofficialnightmare69 this one too, because it was a far cry from the one before this one. We think the same thing on this.
I'm like thinking Buggy's going that meme or thing of a creature saying I'm fast as fuck, boy and the ADHD Fox from YouTube.
Just the imaginary of Buggy juking out Mihawk, maybe making him slip & slide on the soil, as well as cracking Crocodile's knees from the fast movements are so funny to me.
I'm thinking like Buggy using his surroundings to his advantage, duck under and jump over things to get away from them. Maybe making things fall in Crocodile and Mihawk's way.
Just when they corrdier him, Buggy must be ready to fight for life and death. Then it's just Mihawk and Crocodile panting and maybe saying time-out. Then them just wanting him to be their mate!!!
Buggy must of been so shocked about this, and that night being their wedding night. That means their idea of wedding night is like before the church making marriage something they do. How before is that the lovers say their vows together, alone with only each other (or in this case, there's three peeps) So cute!!!
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Hoyoverse's children in a nutshell
Fly me 2 the moon: First and oldest child, long gone RIP. Their legacy is having the first ever Kiana Kaslana
Zombiegal Kawaii: basically dead, hardly anyone even knew about her
Houkai Gakuen 2 (aka Gun Girls Z; GGZ): Next child, oldest, small and niche but dedicated fanbase, still going in CN server. Very gay and depressing, incredibly convoluted lore.
Honkai Impact 3rd: Took after GGZ a lot then became the favorite child. Still gay and depressing but more hopeful. Definitely a lesbian. They also really like flashy combat, philosophy, and science fiction.
Genshin Impact: The popular kid, and spoiled brat. They're very bisexual and very into religious themes and every culture and myth imaginable.
Tears of Themis: Probably the only cishet male child. Their fans are fewer but well fed and satisfied. (I dont know nearly enough about their story and themes to know its personality tho)
Honkai Star Rail: Takes a lot from big sis hi3rd (depressed but hopeful gays), and probably genderfluid. Ppl love it, theyre popular but it doesnt get into their head as much compared to Genshin. They're also really into exposed shoulders and internet memes.
Zenless Zone Zero: New kid on the block with furries and cyborgs. They are the youngest, most punk, and definitely into western action rpgs more than their older siblings.
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The funniest thing about the Sohm Al dungeon is that when I did it for the first time I did it with the NPC party- Ysayle, Alphinaud, and Estinien. It was all going swell but I, a dragoon main, CONSTANTLY found myself trying to outdo Estinien??
like GIRL calm down he's just an NPC 😭 what's he gonna do, gloat about how he's going to kill all the dragons and pull out all the stops and use all the limit breaks?
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HE FUCKING USES THE LIMIT BREAKS
THE LITTLE SHIT
AS SOON AS WE FILL ALL THE BARS HE JUST SAYS SHIT LIKE "TASTE MY LANCE" AND WHIPS OUT THE LIMIT BREAK AND I'M THROWING MYSELF HEADFIRST INTO THE GROUND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU BASTARD I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ON THE FINAL BOSS
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Sorry I got around to this late I'm a fake fan 😔 /j
Anyway I decided to draw some art for Marvin's birthday, before it got too late to do so
Happy (slightly belated) birthday Marvin! 👽🥳
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