#so far the main fic outline covers team 7 formation -> kannabi

[no-nic]

#rin watching obikaka trainwreck like a wildlife documentary always kills me#she is not helping them get together. she is eating popcorn and occationally dropping advice that makes everything worse ( @nohara-rin-dot-mp3 )

this poor rin (ame-chan) spent way too much time around "we're all in this together" posters. plus this world is all about the power of friendship right? obito dragged her into this mess, and she's not letting him go

rin: just do whatever you did with me, that obviously worked obito: i almost lost you when i mentioned aliens :'/

rin: my boyfriend is hunting another boyfriend for us [...]: wait you're dating obito??? rin: he wrote me into his will. if he dies first i get his eyes ;)

#minato in the corner like. my nice and normal students :)

minato has no idea that one of his new students wants to see him fight a giant demon fox (for science) while the other is figuring out how to best manipulate him (for different kind of science) :)

rin: what's minato-sensei's deal. what's going on in his head obito: who knows. he's a genius rin: you should know. obito: well i don't, sorry for not paying attention to boring character details! rin: obito: rin: ...sorry. obito: no problem rin: sometimes i look at him and think he was grown in a lab somewhere obito: minato-sensei? rin: yeah. i asked orochimaru-sensei but he denies making him obito: look, i can't believe i'm even taking this seriously... but, would oro even tell you the truth? rin: about this? absolutely. he got really quiet, then literally hissed "that would have been such a great prank on jiraiya"

obito: you can't judge a person by what they could do in some version of the future rin: he put a nuke in his own baby obito: well that won't happen now rin: his own child, obito! obito: okay? rin: we're so expendable...

they are just like the sannin fr

from a founding clan, will punch you, interested in medicine but has some struggles with actual healing (obito)

weirdo with unsettling facial expressions, snake theming, refusing to die, most likely to have an unethical underground lab (rin)

fan of smutty literature, huge troll, masking guilt, there's a conspiracy to make them hokage against their will (kakashi)

#and they lived au; you too can be a narrator in this, just pass the unreliability test!

minato's pov: oh no another girl who wants to be just like tsunade. at least this team has a medic rin's pov: how dare you assume i follow rules and ethical guidelines?!?! (nooo don't kill him now, it's useful to have future hokage as sensei)

kakashi's pov: i guess he's not completely pathetic but he's still weird obito's pov: husband? future husband? i want to swaddle him in a blanket and protect him from the world. i want to spar with him. he's such an asshole. look at him wrong, i dare you, i have teeth rin's pov: day one of observing an uchiha attachment crisis in the wild :)