gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain
gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain
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gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain · 12 minutes ago
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really funny being at the phantom planet show it’s so easy to tell who’s here for bandom reasons. it’s the teenagers completely taking up the front of the pit space so they can stand perfectly still and silent
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German Movie Villain Name Generator (all genders)
1. YOUR SIGN
Aries, Leo, Sagittarius: Doctor Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn: Professor Gemini, Libra, Aquarius: General Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces: Fräulein
2. YOUR BIRTH MONTH
January: Hans February: Hans March: Hans April: Hans May: Hans June: Hans July: Hans August: Hans September: Hans October: Hans November: Hans December: Hans
2. THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU’RE WEARING
red: Gruber yellow: Kramer blue: Schneider green: Kramerschneider orange: Gruberkramer purple: Schneidergruber white: Gruberschneiderkramer grey: Von Stein brown: Von Walden black: Merkel other colour/mixed colours: Meier/Meyer/Maier/Mayer
write in the tags what ur name would be!!
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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I think we should brainstorm a term like ‘queening out’ but for when you feel fierce and elderly. Like when I put on my reading glasses I’m literally olding out. Maybe that’s not the word I’m looking for. Aging out
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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are
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I don't have time for suicidal ideation im too busy eroticizing the low res image!!🤣
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in my feminist retelling of medea she kills even more kids
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ive determined the issue with the packer I bought is not the objective size but rather that the ball section is so bulky it makes me look like i’m at half mast at all times. the only option is silicone castration
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So far, 3 of the Trump-pardoned Jan 6th MAGA terrorists have since been arrested on child porn charges. another one killed someone driving drunk the wrong way on a freeway
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M.A+ A/W 2025
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Gaurav Gupta Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2025
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