#so essentially it's just octarian sign language and inkling sign language

[yesyourstalker]

Mahi: so he knows how to read lips right?

Neta: yes he knows how to read lips. He'll understand you.

Mahi: All right? Okay, I just don't want to look dumb in front of him

Neta: well I don't see the problems there. I mean you look dumb in front of me all the time

Mahi:....... It's not very nice to say to one of your employees

Neta: yeah what you going to do fight me? Shut up any way (clap) okay!! so you guys haven't had a proper introduction so here we go. Mahi this is Seth, Seth This is Mahi. [Signing].... Mahi is just going to show you the ropes around the store if you don't have any clients at the moment you can help customers or take care of stuff around the store with them.

Seth: [signing] sure, no problem

Mahi: uh hey my name is Mahi I'm your manager

Seth: hey, it's nice to meet you.

Mahi: yeah Nice to meet you too!

Neta: All right you seem to be doing well. I'm going to be in my office I got some shit to do so take care of the store. K

Mahi: so what do you want to learn first?

Seth: I took a look at your register. It seems to run the same system as my old job so I know how to work it. Maybe just teach me how to fold clothes I guess. Is there a proper way to do it?

Mahi: we separate our clothes by category of musician and we switch it out every other month. Clothing with green tags are folded while clothes with red tags have to be hung up. So most most green tags are shirts and some pairs of jeans while everything with red tags are usually socks, belts, jewelry, jackets some tops do need to be hung up... Most of them are like dress shirts... You'll know what I'm talking about.

Seth: uh huh

Mahi: ok you got some boxes in the bag we can unload those so you can get the hang of it.

Seth: alright

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Mahi:[folding]........................

Seth:[folding]...........................so how long have you been working here?

Mahi: three or four years or so..........

Seth: oh... Must be a nice job

Mahi: I have a question and please don't think I'm stupid. It's a genuine question

Seth: Go on

Mahi: Can you hear me? I mean you're- you're looking right at me so I know you can understand me now but when you're not looking at me, can you understand what I'm saying.

Seth: It's usually environmental so I can hear high pitch noises and loud sounds but speech not so much. I'm severe to profound deaf on my right ear but on my left it's moderate so I can hear speech but I do have to try to figure out what you're saying. Especially since you're a new person. If it's like my roommate or my parents not so much, though sometimes I do have to face them to understand what they're saying too.

Mahi: oh..

Seth: I honestly hate wearing it but it makes work a little bit easier to manage..... This one has a purple tag. What does the purple tag mean?

Mahi: purple tag means we can't put that out yet.... It's a specialty item. So you see there's the date on when we have to put it out so we have to put it out next month. I don't know why they printed it on purple, makes it harder to read.... But when you put it out all purple tags have to be hung up near the entrance. Never folded.

Seth: okay I get it...... Nice tongue piercing who did it?

Mahi: Candi did it. She did it right after I interviewed her when she got the job....why

Seth: just wondering?.... You got any tattoos?

Mahi: I do I have one on my ankle and I have one on my shoulder see

Seth: DJ Sango huh? Nice... You thinking of getting another tattoo?

Mahi: I have ideas but but I don't have the money

Seth: but considering I'm going to be working here for a while I guess I can give you a discount and technically you're my boss so you might get a bigger discount.

Mahi: really! Holy shit!

Seth: yeah just give me the design and I can see what I can do. I'm scheduled to work on Neta tomorrow,might wanna visit

Mahi: great! You've met everyone else, right? Warabi and Candi?

Seth: Candi and I go way back so she got me this job. I haven't probably met warabi yet he seems...... Interesting. I honestly thought that was just his persona for diss-pair I didn't realize he was actually like that in real life

Mahi: yeah he's always like that. You'll get used to it.

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Mahi: [knock knock] .... Hey Neta?

Neta: yeah so we can put vending machines and maybe another arcade in this location so we don't lose traction to -yeah!

Mahi: oh you're busy. I'll just

Neta: no, it's fine! We'll talk later....yeah.....yeah I'll tell him Bye Koi.... You finish training?

Mahi: yeah he got the gist of it he just needs his sign in card..... I have a question

Neta: shoot

Mahi: how much was your back tattoo and how much did it hurt?

Neta: it was around 875 and the pain was bearable it stung in some areas. Why? you want to get a back tattoo?

Mahi: yeah I do

Neta: I wouldn't recommend jumping to that extreme mahi. You might need to get some moderately sized tattoos before you get something big like a back tattoo. Get something on your arm or leg first.

Mahi: I don't have any ideas what are you getting?

Neta: I'm just getting a family tattoo on my arm and finishing up on my e-liter one.

Mahi: why do people who use chargers as their main weapon make that their whole personality?

Neta: because it takes skill to use it

Mahi: it takes skill to use all weapons

Neta: yeah well mine takes more skill shut up. You don't get it.

Mahi: I really don't.

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Seth: I'll meet you at my old parlor you have the address?

Mahi: yep got it. Can I bring warabie with?

Seth: he can tag along

Mahi: great!

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Warabie: I always wanted a tattoo on my stomach like flowers or a crab or something

Mahi: a crab?... we're here.

Warabie: remind me of my childhood home! We used to live right next to a wharf and they used to pull big halls of crab. We would visit all the time my family used to make crab cakes, crab bisque, crab broil and steamed king crab. You know this! you We always had crab linguine when you came over

Mahi: that wharf you're talking about was an hour away. And you guys never went over there I distinctly remember that they delivered it to your house cuz your mom couldn't stand the smell or the people

Warabie: well I went there once it was with ikkan we picked up some crab and fish and made dinner.

Ikkan: no, you stayed in the car I went to the wharf and bought the fish and crabs and I also cooked the dinner you did nothing.

Warabie: ikkan!! Shouldn't you be in school? Why are you here?

Ikkan: Neta and I missed Valentine's Day but we're making it up by having a tattoo date. I just finished I'm just waiting for-

Warabie: can we see your tattoo? Did you get the chest tattoo? (Gasp) Let me see!!!!

Ikkan: *huff*.....one second.... ...see

Warabie: ohhhh That's really nice. What plants is that?

Ikkan: it's a pothos like the one at my place.... Can I button my shirt now?

Warabie: It's matches up with your tops surgery scars awwww

Ikkan: yeah that's the fucking point. Why are you guys even here?

Warabie: mahi has a meeting with a tattooer they're thinking of getting a back tattoo

Ikkan: A back tattoo? That's a little extreme for your first tattoo.

Mahi: It's not my first tattoo, I have tattoos. They're just small....*sigh* I'm actually just here to talk to Seth and come up with ideas. The back tattoo is still on the table

Ikkan: He's working with Neta now they're in the back

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Seth: All right, I'm going to lay down the stencil........ Looks Good?

Neta: yeah

Seth: ok great. Let's start tattooing.... Used to be in the military?

Neta: yeah

Seth: You're an admiral? It's a pretty high rank

Neta: actually the badge belongs to someone else. They really helped me through a lot and they recently-

Warabie: hey guys!

Mahi:....lot bigger than I expected.

Seth: hey guys, just sit on the couch over there. I have a packet of designs I've done feel free to look through.

Warabie: I think I already have an idea for my tattoo

Seth: All right.

Warabie: I was thinking of maybe a crab on my abdomen like a really detailed blue monochromatic style

Seth: sounds sick. What about you mahi you come up with any ideas for yours?

Mahi: no, I'm still thinking about it

Seth: there's no rush

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Seth....All right, I'm finish with the line art. I'm going to start doing the color. Do you mind if I take out my hearing aids I do my best work like that

Neta: sure man no problem.....so mahi you want to get another tattoo? What are you thinking about?

Mahi: i have some ideas I want a school of fish on my arm maybe some tetras

Warabie: you should get nine of them

Mahi: That's too many

Neta: maybe three?

Mahi: That's too little. I wanted to actually look like a school of fish...... Six, six would be good I just need to schedule the appointment and get the final design. I don't think I'm going to get it today

Warabie: well can you stay cuz I'm definitely going to get the crap tattoo today.

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Ikkan: hey babe I got you some things to eat.

Neta: thanks. Feels like my blood sugar is getting low. *Tap tap* [sighing] can we take a break I need to eat something

Seth: [signing] no problem

Warabie: how do you know sign language?

Neta: the military requires us to learn sign language if we're going to be in combat. Though mine is BLSL and Seth's is SSL

Seth: BLSL and SSL sign are very similar so it's easy to understand and learn if you already know one.

Mahi: what's the difference?

Neta: It's mostly different hand gestures really for different words. Haven't used it in a long time so I'm kind of rusty.....umm.... Tattoo I'm looking pretty good. Half an hour should be finished.

Seth: Glad you like it!... warabie I'm going to work on some crab designs for you. Mahi do you know what you want?

Mahi: I think so.

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Mahi is getting a new tattoo @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

The emo to punk pipeline is in action

[burstbombbitch]

In-depth Character Sheet

Credit to Sir Ender at this writing forum. Reblog or repost. DO NOT remove credit. 

TAGGED BY: myself, bitch TAGGING: im just redoing this. here’s the comparison if you’re curious --- she’s changed a bit, actually! 

FULL NAME: Bonbon Rosalia Charbonneau MEANING: “Charcoal Chocolate”. Meant to refer to a nasty outside, but sweet inside. NICKNAME: Bon, Bonnie, BB, Bunny, Rosie, Rose. MEANING: She’s got way too many. AGE: 22. BIRTHDAY: December 5th. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Sagittarius. GENDER: Cis Female. ALLERGIES: None. SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pansexual / Panromantic. THEME SONG(S): Pop Star ⭐ How Far I’ll Go ⭐ Jump Up, Super Star!

APPEARANCE HAIR COLOR: Pastel pink, bordering on white. HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Two lengthy tentacles trail down her back and near reach the ground, while a shorter pair rest down her shoulders. In the two baos atop her head are the back tentacles slightly bunned up to avoid contact with the ground. EYES COLOR: Lilac, with star-shaped pink pupils. HEIGHT: 4′1′‘ | 124.46 cm. WEIGHT: 69 lbs | 31.3 kg. OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Lolita, essentially. Really girly and proper. Flashy. Catch her alone, though, and you’d be lucky she’s even wearing anything. DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): Bio-luminescent “freckles” all over her body. They have begun to take up a shape, mimicking the moon and stars. SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Lots. Usually winged eyeliner and scarlet eye-shadow. FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Elegant, kind-hearted, caring. SKIN COLOR: Dark brown. BODY TYPE/BUILD: Pear-shaped. Large thighs, strong, long legs, and slightly toned biceps. DEFAULT EXPRESSION: A soft, dreamy smile with sleepy half-lidded eyes. POSTURE: Hands before her thighs, entwined with one another. Upright and straight. PIERCINGS: A peculiar gold ring on her right ear. When flicked, it makes a sound... DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: She has dropped the haughtiness she hailed two years ago. Much more soft-spoken, her words are gentle and warm. Her voice, now that she is no longer trying to hide her “weaker” self, is a lot more amicable. She still speaks with a particularly high vocabulary, but she no longer intentionally chooses words to make others feel foolish. Like rose petals floating on air, her manner of speaking is very breathy and delicate, but loud enough to at least be heard. Never will you find her raising her voice --- the difference is merely a harder sounding version of her, featuring her irritation, as opposed to a shrill shriek. (Voice Claim)

RELATIONSHIPS MOM: Céleste Charbonneau née Chen HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: While she no longer harbors a fierce grudge against her mother for ruining her childhood ( which she did not, but also did not correct Bon ), they are still not as close. They do, definitely, however get along much better, and Bon is now working under her at the Nouveau Corporation. DAD: Clair Charbonneau HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: She’s still a daddy’s girl --- no one has told her that, in reality, he is the absolute scum of the earth. Dustin’s trying. SIBLINGS: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. CHILDREN: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. PAST LOVER(S): [REDACTED] CURRENT LOVER: Dustin Lee REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: There is a bit of sheepishness to her. Whereas she once quietly despised and looked down upon others, she has a tendency to be soft-spoken and inquisitive. One could say it’s a guarding mechanism, but she seems to warm up and open up quickly --- a requirement of an idol, she supposes.  ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: She’s still not particularly fond of working with others, mostly because she finds that the best way to get work done is to do it herself. Still, she’s ( no longer ) one to force someone out of their job --- she will simply attempt to do the work behind the scenes. LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: She no longer likes the kind of person she once was --- haughty, snobbish, and full of themselves. Even in jest. The only way that shit’ll slide with her is if she knows them personally, or it’s fiction. PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Her parents were both extremely overprotective of her, a trait she fails to displace when she has children. They were very lenient with her as well, besides the whole ruining her early life, making her more prone to gently guiding her children without imposing her will onto them.

PERSONALITY ...WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Gentle. Friendly. Apprehensive. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): Excitable. Bubbly. Childish. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Silent. Skeptical. Petty. FAVORITE COLOR: Lilac. FAVORITE FOOD: Tea and cream-filled pastries! FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats, spiders. FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Grey. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Eggs. LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Shark. HOBBIES: Singing, dancing, shopping, and video gaming. USUAL MOOD: Sleepy. Calm. DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Nope. DARK VERSION OF SELF: Octospy verse. LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: Her. Right now. HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: Not very. She has become a lot more lenient, and instead prefers to crack jokes ( which is, also, her nervous habit ). CLASS IN AN RPG: Cleric, Mage. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yes. (IN)DEPENDENT: Independent. VULNERABILITY: Hearing problems. Mentions of war. Divulged secrets. OPINION ON SWEARING: She still seldom curses, but it’s not as gasp-inspiring anymore. DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Cautious. MUSIC TYPE: She’s fond of so many genres, provided it’s not ear-shattering. She can find the best in all types of music. MOVIE TYPE: So bad, it’s good / Romance / Thriller. BOOK TYPE: Adventure / Mystery / Romance. COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: About 65 F. SLEEPING PATTERN: Sleeps about 8-10 hours a day. CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Obsessively neat. DESIRED PET: Either a tarantula or a kitten. HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Sleeping, or reading books. BIGGEST SECRET: She worked at a few underground night clubs specifically created to ogle the bodies of those hired. Make ends meet, y’know? HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: @candykraken !! WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Cat FEARS: Silence, large bodies of water, loneliness. COMFORTS: Sensory objects, tactility, sleeping.

HOW DO THEY REACT TO… DANGER: She tries to push out irrational thoughts and stand her ground. This doesn’t always work. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Ignoring. Lots of ignoring. She’d make it look like it was unintentional; and then let the crush continue to fester. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Lighting up! Squealing! Storm of kisses! Lots of touching. God knows her voice is going to reach killer wail levels of painful pitch. DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Wailing, violence, shutting down as a whole. Non-stop aggression. DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Continue trying, nonstop---literally. Someone’s gonna have to intervene. INJURY: Whine and whimper. She’s not good at handling pain, no matter how used to it she is. SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLY CUTE: Lip biting. Grabby hands. Lighting up, again. Bouncing on her heels.

HISTORY BIOGRAPHY: [ CONTINUED FROM ORIGINAL ] 

Having overcome her self-inflicted duties of becoming a war-hero some day, Bonbon has dropped from the draft to, instead, put her dreams and aspirations on the front lines. With assistance and desperation, the girl is hired to start doing small performances when she’s twenty. Nothing means more to her than this.

Even her own dignity. As her agent comes to realize that she’s willing to do anything to achieve her goals, he quickly turns, being bitter that he himself is not in the spotlight as he once was. Setting her up with jobs that have a high chance of ruining her career, she manages to skate by unscathed --- much to his chagrin.

When Dustin enlists in her crew, he is even less enthused with how much attention the newcomer brings. Spiteful, her agent temporarily pulls him from the show, causing an uproar from the blossoming pop star and her fans. Their insistence brings him back --- but it breaks the final chord for the agent, who takes it out on Bon in private.

This assault, intended to kill, results in his death.

While court has settled that she never once touched him, and only harbors self-defense wounds, Bonbon herself remains dismayed. She’s... pretty sure she killed him. She did it --- and used the Killer Wail to do it. Traumatized, but not willing to admit it, her voice rarely rises to the point of her screams ( or any other such pitch ) again.

FIRST APPEARANCE: A mysterious, minuscule pinkling took a tournament by storm without even giving a word as to her age, rank, or background... and donated the proceeds to charity?

KNOWLEDGE LANGUAGES: Inkling, Sign Language, Human French, Written Octarian, Hylian. SCHOOLING LEVEL: College graduate. FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): Linguistics and Theatre. INTERESTED CAREERS: An idol in song and dance --- which she is, now! EXPERTISE: Theatre, Song and Dance. CHEMISTRY: B MATH: A LANGUAGE: A+ GEOGRAPHY: B POLITICS/LAW: B- COOKING: D MECHANICS: C BOTANY (FLOWERS): A+ MYTHOLOGY: A DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): A+++

READING LEVEL: College graduate. HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Always have a plan!

ROMANCE . DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Definitely. She’s very needy and you’ll know it immediately. HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): While very avoidant when crushing, she’s super clingy and affectionate when dating. GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Ladylike with a dash of klutzy. She shows her real side if she really trusts her partner, so they have to deal with a near 180 of the persona she shows on a daily basis. GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Jump into! She puts all her apples in one basket. PROTECTIVE: Extremely. She’s very feral and primitive at times. ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Her lover has to be her best friend. WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: She actively stalks her partner’s wishlists or things they see as they cruise around together, and has them anonymously delivered, as it she wasn’t obvious. If she hasn’t a clue, she’ll start sending dorky things she thinks are nice to try to gauge their interest. TYPE OF KISSER: She steals small kisses, before elongating them with lots of lip tugging. Definitely fond of it. The type to really get into it. DO THEY WANT KIDS: Not really, but can be easily persuaded. DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Yes. MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: She makes better decisions, thinking in respect of both herself and her partner. ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Yes, albeit cheesy and dorky deep down... HOW ARE THEY IN BED: She’s extremely affectionate, and prefers to be intimate with her partner for the long run. GET JEALOUS EASY: She no longer experiences the same anxiety she once did in relationships, and opts to trust her partner whole-heartedly. WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: No. MARRY FOR MONEY: click this. FAVORITE SEX POSITION: [REDACTED] WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: A nice long exploration through untraveled territory---just the two of them. Lots of hand-holding, kisses, and cuddles. Good food would definitely seal the deal as the best date ever. OPINION ON SEX: She’s fucking thirsty.

[burstbombbitch]

In-depth Character Sheet

Credit to Sir Ender at this writing forum.

Reblog or repost. DO NOT remove credit.

TAGGED BY: @doublerosa​

TAGGING: hoo boy here it comes. the squad ofc @sturmazing, @musesoiree​ (for dustin, and anyone else but there’s so much dude), @coriignis and @theseasirens​​ for any blog. all my lovely friends @silentisms​. @fireflym​ @seelostsouls​ (u can choose a blog)  @eudaiimonia @gottaxroll @splashysquid

---fuck there’s so many of you to tag jesus please just take it if you see this. i love all of you.

i wrote this like a week ago i’m sorry no obligation to actually do this bc it took me SO LONG pls dont suffer

FULL NAME: Bonbon Charbonneau MEANING: “Charcoal Chocolate”, essentially. Meant to refer to a nasty outside, but sweet inside. NICKNAME: Bon, Bonnie, BB, Bunny. MEANING: No one wants to say her repetitive full name, lmfao. AGE: 20 BIRTHDAY: December 5th. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Sagittarius. GENDER: Cis Female. ALLERGIES: None. SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pansexual / Panromantic. THEME SONG(S): (Octospy) (Normal) (Octoqueen)

APPEARANCE HAIR COLOR: Pastel pink, bordering on white. HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: A pair of super long tentacles, styled in two buns. EYES COLOR: Lilac, with star-shaped pink pupils. HEIGHT: 3′11′‘ | 119.38 cm. WEIGHT: 69 lbs | 31.3 kg. OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Lolita, essentially. Really girly and proper. Occasionally will dress way, way, down, usually during or after a tournament. DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): Bio-luminescent “freckles” all over her body. SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Lots. Usually winged eyeliner and scarlet eye-shadow. FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Prissy, proper, elegant. SKIN COLOR: Dark brown. BODY TYPE/BUILD: Pear-shaped. Large thighs, strong, long legs, and slightly toned biceps. DEFAULT EXPRESSION: A small, haughty smile, with half-lidded mischievous eyes. POSTURE: Straight, hands usually on hips, Weight leaning to one side. PIERCINGS: None, presently. DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Her voice is very confident despite not being relatively loud. She speaks without filler words or stammers. It has a very regal sound to it, where her words are careful to come out, but dance upon the air with grace. Statements tend to end with a crescendo, regardless of whether or not it is a question. Exaggerates words frequently. Strict pronunciation. Extremely proper. (Voice Claim)

RELATIONSHIPS MOM: Céleste Charbonneau HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: When she’s feeling playful, Céleste is definitely the one she runs to. She gets along with her well, although her mother’s extroverted energy does grow tiresome and she eventually retreats to her own room for solitude. DAD: Clair Charbonneau HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: He is the sensible one of the family. She finds herself closer to him than her sometimes eccentric mother. They spend a lot of time together, reading books and watching movies. He did most of her homeschooling, alongside hiring well-established tutors, before deciding that he would release her into the world. If she knew the decision to deafen her was his, she might be more inclined to be less loving. SIBLINGS: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. CHILDREN: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. PAST LOVER(S): N/A. CURRENT LOVER: N/A. REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: She makes snap decisions on whether or not the person is worth her time. By default, she’s very smug and arrogant, finding them to be more of a thing to play with than someone to converse with. She’s not above manhandling someone to make them more amusing to her. ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: She attempts to take charge and do all of the work to get out of the circumstance of having to work with anyone. When she must cooperate, though, she is relatively tolerable, for she doesn’t want to screw someone else (unless it benefits her) over. LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Shy, anxious. She doesn’t like reminders of herself. She’ll goad them to make them do something. She definitely tries to invoke some sort of other trait out of them. PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Her parents were both extremely overprotective of her, a trait she fails to displace when she has children. They were very lenient with her as well, besides the whole ruining her early life, making her more prone to gently guiding her children without imposing her will onto them.

PERSONALITY ...WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Confident. Placid. Elegant. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): Excitable. Bubbly. Childish. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Sarcastic. Sassy. Snide. FAVORITE COLOR: Lilac. FAVORITE FOOD: Tea and cream-filled pastries! FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats, spiders. FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Grey. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Eggs LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Shark HOBBIES: Singing, dancing, shopping, and video gaming. USUAL MOOD: Relaxed. Calm. DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Nope. She drinks very, very infrequently. DARK VERSION OF SELF: gestures at the octospy verse LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: gestures at inkling idol verse HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: She holds herself relatively seriously. CLASS IN AN RPG: Cleric, Archer, Mage. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Kinda, yeah. (IN)DEPENDENT: Independent. VULNERABILITY: Hearing problems. Mentions of war. Divulged secrets. OPINION ON SWEARING: Abominable. DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Daredevil. MUSIC TYPE: She’s fond of so many genres, provided it’s not ear-shattering. She can find the best in all types of music. MOVIE TYPE: So bad, it’s good / Romance / Thriller BOOK TYPE: Adventure / Mystery / Romance COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: About 65 F. SLEEPING PATTERN: Sleeps about 8-10 hours a day. CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Obsessively neat. DESIRED PET: Either a tarantula or a kitten. HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Sleeping, or reading books. BIGGEST SECRET: Her song and dance are fueled by her synaesthesia. HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: Her grandmother, Nia Di Napoli. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Cat FEARS: Silence, large bodies of water, loneliness. COMFORTS: Sensory objects, tactility, sleeping.

HOW DO THEY REACT TO… DANGER: Face it head on. She’s very cocksure. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Tease and torment. She’d egg them on and flirt with them, knowing she’s just grinding them beneath her heel. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Lighting up! Squealing! Storm of kisses! Lots of touching. God knows her voice is going to reach killer wail levels of painful pitch. DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Wailing, violence, shutting down as a whole. Non-stop aggression. DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Continue trying, nonstop---literally. Someone’s gonna have to intervene. INJURY: Grin and bear it. SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLY CUTE: Lip biting. Grabby hands. Lighting up, again. Bouncing on her heels.

HISTORY BIOGRAPHY: Born a synaesthetic, Lady Charbonneau’s family fretted for her sensitive hearing. As a result, they silenced and removed her from the world, raising her as if she had been deaf from birth. Their only child remained a mystery to most of Inkopolis, locked behind closed doors for her own “safety”. Her close friend, Nia Di Napoli, frequently removed the headphones that muted everything, helping her solidify the courage to defy their decision while giving her the opportunity to adapt to sounds she had yet to experience. 

This habit of babying her remained throughout her adolescence. Despite training efficiently in self-defense, and constant attempts at proving herself worthy of respect, her family reciprocated with buying out her Turf War matches and downplaying her ability. Finding that out coaxed her into sneaking into the Adult Ranked Matches late at Inkopolis Tower, where they couldn’t bribe people into losing. Of course, dealing with high ranked squids while being only C- yourself grew tiresome, but persistence eventually brought her to S+ at age 17.

Desperate to receive some fragment of respect, Bonbon put herself up for drafting come her eighteenth birthday. The Charbonneau family has a long-standing history of war, benefiting troops through monetary and physical means. One of the elders, Bourbon Charbonneau, fought valiantly as a captain in the Great Turf War hundreds of years ago. Keeping up the legacy, she thought, was her only chance of being her own person.

While every decision has seemingly furthered her depression, she continues on a path already tread in the hopes that such a safe route will bring about some sort of reward, even if it isn’t bountiful. Another option for her, her ability to sing entrancing songs, lies in wait, hoping to be utilized.

FIRST APPEARANCE: A mysterious, minuscule pinkling took a tournament by storm without even giving a word as to her age, rank, or background... and donated the proceeds to charity?

KNOWLEDGE LANGUAGES: Inkling, Sign Language, Human French, Written Octarian, Learning Hylian. SCHOOLING LEVEL: College student, essentially. FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): Linguistics and Theatre INTERESTED CAREERS: She wishes she knew. She’d love to actually sing, though. EXPERTISE: Theatre, Song and Dance. CHEMISTRY: A MATH: A LANGUAGE: A+ GEOGRAPHY: B POLITICS/LAW: B- COOKING: F, until she pays off the teacher. MECHANICS: C BOTANY (FLOWERS): A MYTHOLOGY: A DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): A+++

READING LEVEL: College graduate. HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Always have a plan!

ROMANCE . DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Definitely. She’s very needy and you’ll know it immediately. HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): While very avoidant when crushing, she’s super clingy and affectionate when dating. GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Ladylike with a dash of klutzy. She shows her real side if she really trusts her partner, so they have to deal with a near 180 of the persona she shows on a daily basis. GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Jump into! She puts all her apples in one basket. PROTECTIVE: Extremely. She’s very feral and primitive at times. ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Her lover has to be her best friend. WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: She actively stalks her partner’s wishlists or things they see as they cruise around together, and has them anonymously delivered, as it she wasn’t obvious. If she hasn’t a clue, she’ll start sending dorky things she thinks are nice to try to gauge their interest. TYPE OF KISSER: She steals small kisses, before elongating them with lots of lip tugging. Definitely fond of it. The type to really get into it. DO THEY WANT KIDS: Not really, but can be easily persuaded. DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Yes. MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: She has a tendency to make bad ones, but hopefully her partner corrects that. :^) Or at least doesn’t let her. ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Yes, albeit cheesy and dorky deep down... HOW ARE THEY IN BED: She prefers to be dominant, and that’s all I’ll say. GET JEALOUS EASY: Not if she is trusting of her partner, but she is definitely very anxious and wonders if she’s good enough frequently. WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: Uh, no. MARRY FOR MONEY: click this. FAVORITE SEX POSITION: uh WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: A nice long exploration through untraveled territory---just the two of them. Lots of hand-holding, kisses, and cuddles. Good food would definitely seal the deal as the best date ever. OPINION ON SEX: She’s yet to form one, although she’s occasionally thirsty. It doesn’t really come to her often. As long as it’s consensual, she’s down for anything.

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Land Outside Inkopolis: Wuzeiguo

            ☪️ ------ While humans have long made their exit, their waste wasn't as gracious a guest. With much of the land overtaken by the melting Antarctic, creatures evading the rise would have to make due. Some areas, such as Inkopolis, were fortunate to have natural ground to perch upon.

Others weren't as fortunate. Towards the east of the water-logged world is Wuzeiguo --- a country containing sea creatures akin to Inkopolis. It resides purely on 414 square miles of plastic residue from the human era.

Their way of living varies from Inkopolis in a few choice ways --- rather than utilize zapfish, manatees are more viable as a source of energy of their water-locked nature. Octarian-style hydropower, operated by mechanical mills, power their cities --- and thus, the water has underwent treatment to allow for its continuous usage. Manatees assist this flow. Renewable, shareable energy is a must for the Wuzeinese --- for they've endured a similar fight to the Great Turf War.

However, the victor had eight limbs. Not ten. There was no "plug" to be pulled for a cheap win, after all.

      Circumstances were grim for the Inklings --- unlike the forced descension of the Octarians in Inkopolis, there was no "underground" in Wuzeiguo. Deep sea excavation did discover domes, but their usage primarily was for restraining their floating island, preventing it from drifting away.

Having usurped the ideologies of China from the deceased species prior, barbaric treatment of their former friends felt foolish. Rather than resort to such cruelty, they underwent a truce, insisting on benefiting the future rather than clinging to the past.

Being raised with an actual sense of difference in species   ( no creature was going to be confused about another, for education was important to the residents )    amassed positions individually catered to such variety.

Octopi oft worked as technicians    ( it was their primary source of victory, after all )    while Inklings frequently veered towards entertainment. The blend was seamless --- many could find their niche without searching too hard, and peace was first and foremost treasured in the community. While the profession cut was clear initially, both Inklings and Octarians began to display their true passions, and schools were developed to embrace their change.

      Paving the way for their city came shortly after. Wuzeinese architecture is unparalleled --- plentiful skyscrapers tower the citizens, while their attempts at creating greenery from their plastic wasteland is strictly protected. Their many luscious peaks and smooth, rocky hills bear the fruit of their efforts, their peaks giving a vast overview of their beautiful nightlife. Much of the grass is unfortunately synthetic for the feeling of plant life, unless ordered from other areas, in which stepping on it begets decisive jail time.

In the heart of the city, the metropolis is bustling to the point of being overly crowded. With neon signs blaring into the night sky at every corner, walking through feels surreal. Rural areas reside close to the stations and highways. Villages are low to the ground, spacious and messy in contrast to developed city land, as a result of being owned by native locals who refused to sell. These areas, significantly natural and green, are more expensive than living in the city.

The waters of Wuzeiguo are cleansed --- not perfect, but their inner land lakes are synthetic. With much of their power concocted through hydroelectricity, its essential that their water is of use in a multitude of manners. Water tunnels allow for ease of transportation when traversing end to end of the city --- small, speeding bullets that hold up to fifteen occupants. The unearthing of the human bunkers --- domes --- have been a slow-going endeavor to house their rare pink dolphins, and other species that prefer to reside beneath their floating island.

      As Wuzeiguo has a plethora of various creatures inhabiting the "land," the government must take into account everyone's qualms to create a universal peace. The most evolved of the species --- Inklings, Octolings, and other species that have formed beyond their previous ancestors --- operate as the matrons of the nation. A nonbinary Inkling representative, the youngest of the union, oversees alongside an elder Octoling representative. A pink dolphin speaks for the un-evolved cousins who prefer to reside beneath the island, for she can comprehend their tongue while speaking universal Wuzeinese.

The three act as checks and balances and supervise their individual sectors for the city --- the Octarian ambassador is innovative, overseeing much of the architecture and technological advance while also up-keeping their naval army. The Inkling ambassador, in collaboration with the Octarian elder, focuses on the arts, including musical, culinary, and culture as well as land militia. They are also in charge of the education system. Lastly, the Dolphi ambassador unites land and sea --- transcribing human documents, pilfering their equipment down below, and passing it off to the land ambassadors while moving to integrate the improvements made for sea creature life above into the abyss as well.

No one is restricted to certain tasks by species --- it is simply that the ambassadors have opted to take command of these areas, and are the ones whose jurisdiction ultimately must be heeded. They do not directly involve themselves in the peoples' lives, regarding their sectors, but instead assign other members to work beneath them. As such, they are often available for public communication and will take any qualm brought up to them to the community. Relations are fond --- it's frequent that the Octarian ambassador    ( affectionately called Wàipo. )    will have young children dangling from her tentacles.

      The Great Turf War that occurred in Inkopolis... was more of a pitiful quarrel in Wuzeiguo. It lasted a simple few days. As such, Turf War as one would know it does not exist. Most Octarian tech in Inkopolis is only seen beneath the surface, and Inkling weaponry is abundant. For a time, it was reversed --- one would be amazed to not see the amazing technology above ground. This was shortly after the battle --- when tensions were at their highest. Once the truce came into play, similar to the Turf War celebration that has become a big phenomenon in Inkopolis, the technology was re-purposed.

Some machines were left to become historical fragments: children were able to crawl inside and play with the    ( permanently deactivated )    robots.

Others were used to participate in massive kaiju combat.

Now, there were no monsters to be found --- instead, they were created. Every year, towards the end of the school semester, children of every grade    ( as well as college-level students and adults )    create robotics used for mutual combat. One could pilot, or have them be autonomic. Participants are segmented by age. Groups are allowed --- just no plagiarism from other teams.

This is also used as a potential hiring, for those who show the most promise can be recruited to help create protection for the city. Previous well-known participants created a force-field that currently hides the small nation from visibility without entering at the proper coordinates. Otherwise, it appears as a trick of light from above.

Beyond this ceremonial game, the human sports Badminton and Futbol    ( you know the one. no football here )    are more prominently played with a twist --- if it is possible, one may do it. One such method often utilized is in the middle of Nautiball, where a cephalopod squeezes themselves into the shell given and rolls away from the enemy team. This is still qualified as fair play.

      Life varies significantly. Though this is only a glimpse    ( please don't make me write more I really could but I am so tired )    of Wuzeiguo, but a general overview of their cultural variety. Languages vary by species --- Wuzeinese is the universal language, but many individual dialects separate their communications with their own touch.

If you've actually managed to read all of this clusterfuck, thank you! Welcome to Xiuying's homeland.

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In-depth Character Sheet

Credit to Sir Endesr at this writing forum.

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FULL NAME: Nia Di Napoli MEANING: Nia from Naples. A reference to her hair color being like Neapolitan ice cream. NICKNAME: Neo. MEANING: Same! AGE: 25 BIRTHDAY: November 6th. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio GENDER: Genderfluid. ALLERGIES: None. SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Asexual-Aromantic (Experiences female attraction more than male.) THEME SONG(S): default | carbon 

APPEARANCE HAIR COLOR: Natural two-tone; Pink and brown. HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Asymmetrical cut; one long pink tentacle, one short brown one. EYES COLOR: Yellow. Frequently wears hot pink contacts. HEIGHT: 5′6′‘ | 167.64 cm. WEIGHT: 146 lbs | 66.2 kg. OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: "New York Street Style”, essentially. She seems to follow and make her own trends. DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): A noticeable beauty mark under her lip. SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Hardly ever. FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Loud. Friendly. Brazen. SKIN COLOR: Brown. Seems pale in sunlight. BODY TYPE/BUILD: Apple! She’s got a lot of power in her arms and legs. She frequently works out. Get benched. DEFAULT EXPRESSION: Either a resting bitch face, or a bold grin. Hopefully it’s the latter. POSTURE: She loves to stand tall with her arms behind her head. You can also find her resting her hands on her hips, with one leg holding up most of her weight. PIERCINGS: Earrings! Only one is in, usually. DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: By default, if she’s disinterested, her voice is the verbal depiction of resting bitch face. Thankfully, her true shining self (garnered through conversations about her interests, or something she’s intrigued in, or complimenting people) is considerably amicable, harboring effervescent lilts. Unabashedly open when she feels like it, her voice has differing tempos---rapid and incomprehensible, and slow and smooth. She reflects quite a lot of emotion in her words, even though she’s relatively lazy and will merge words for fluidity of colloquial speech. When getting a point across, you’ll definitely hear her---loud and clear. She will not mince words with you. (Voice Claim! Also another vidya.)

RELATIONSHIPS MOM: [REDACTED] HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: She loves her mother, and frequently thinks about whether or not she knew that before she set out. Although she has still ultimately broken off contact, she checks frequently on her mother’s well-being. DAD: [REDACTED] HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: She loathed him. Despised him. If she didn’t steel herself against temptation, she most likely would have attempted to claim his life---and that is no exaggeration. SIBLINGS: [REDACTED] HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: While Nia is extremely fond of her older brother, and does not particularly dislike her elder sister, and usually do not interact. She seldom contacts either of them, but her feelings have not dwindled. CHILDREN: None. Never having any. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. PAST LOVER(S): N/A. CURRENT LOVER: N/A. REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: By default, she is friendly, seeking some company. Really, once she finds that she has something in common with them, she will not shut up. ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: She has a tendency to have all the work dumped on her, and she expects it by now. However, when it comes to cooperation, she can stop what she’s doing on a dime to assist. She is more of a leader than a follower, however. LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: She’s admittedly biased against men. Fuckboys in particular (lmfao). While she won’t display her disdain at first, fuckboys just... set off a radar in her. She’ll be more aggressive, noticeably so. PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): ... She’s very prone to treating oneself, and extremely free-spirited. So her nieces (a la @musesoiree’s Dustin and Bonbon) definitely enjoy when Auntie Nia comes around---it means they’re going to go on a spontaneous field trip! However, random children don’t frequently experience the same Nia. She’s considerably more avoidant, and clearly uncomfortable.

PERSONALITY …WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Chill. Literally. Please don’t touch me you’re very cold. She’s super outgoing, for an introvert. Usually won’t speak unless she has something to say---not the kind to blabber. …AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): She’ll come around and start seeking you out. Speaks more. Super loud about her interest in you. A lot more active. I’m sorry, but you’re gonna get hugged. …AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Hope you like resting bitch face, intentional persistent eye contact, unabashed rudeness and blatant shit-talking to your face, because she feels no need to hide it. She makes all her words biting---she goes for the low blows that she knows will hurt the most. FAVORITE COLOR: Pink, light blue. FAVORITE FOOD: She loves pasta. FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats. FAVORITE ELEMENT: Water. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Red. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Grilled cheese sandwiches... macaroni and cheese, too. LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Most insects. HOBBIES: Taking apart technology. Programming things to be ass. USUAL MOOD: Relaxed. Placid. Easy-going. DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Occasionally drinks. Never enough to get drunk. DARK VERSION OF SELF: Honestly? What people see when she’s playing ranked. LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: Gestures to above. She has no inherent light or dark side. HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: Not very, unless the moment calls for it. CLASS IN AN RPG: Mage. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yes. (IN)DEPENDENT: Independent. VULNERABILITY: Speaking about herself, her history in general. Her friends being hurt. She soaks up the emotions of others like a sponge. OPINION ON SWEARING: Literally adjectives for her! DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Daredevil. MUSIC TYPE: It’s awful and too ranged. She likes Gabber, but also loves Classical? The heck? MOVIE TYPE: So bad, it’s good. Only that. She doesn’t watch many movies. BOOK TYPE: Adventure. Loves murder. ... Uh wait--- COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: Preferably below 35F, but anything not above 85F is nice. She’s noticeably more agitated and aggravated around those temps. SLEEPING PATTERN: Sporadic. CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: She calls it an organized mess. DESIRED PET: She’s gonna steal Judd one day. HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: So much time on the net. So much. BIGGEST SECRET: Her history. Her name. She strongly prefers her ambiguity. HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: No one. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Cat, like 600 times over. FEARS: Death of a loved one, particularly her brother. She’s relatively calm and fearless otherwise. Even her own death doesn’t bother her. Not the biggest fan of mountainous heights, though. COMFORTS: Soft, warm stuffed animals. Piping hot food she can burn herself on.

HOW DO THEY REACT TO… DANGER: Rational. Tries to think out all solutions. Level-headed. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: LAUGHS. Dead-ass tells them she’s out of their league. Gonna stop that shit reeeal quick. And it will be in public. In front of their friends. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Distant. Confused? Worried. Hesitant. “Maybe... don’t.” DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Solemn. Quiet. Pessimistic. Vengeful, if applicable. DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Deep breath. Come back to it with a fresh mind. INJURY: Inhales, tries to hide and tune it out. SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLY CUTE: RUNS AFTER IT. If she can’t, she’s going to be fixated on it. And whine. A lot.

HISTORY BIOGRAPHY: There are rumors that she quite literally manifested in Inkopolis one day. Where many Inklings proudly brandish their achievements upon their chest, this two-toned terror has none to speak of, outside of her battling history. Approximately seven years ago, her name appeared in the database of Ranked competitors. Is that her real name? Is she real? All valid inquiries, considering the eerie way “smoke” wafts from her being amidst the sunlight. Her body, harboring an uncomfortable chill, makes her presence occasionally unwanted by those who cannot handle her temperatures. And yet, in battle, she heats up considerably, dripping perpetually like a squib that has yet to form their kid form. 

Marked for death. That’s how it went, with her---she’d do you the pleasure of pronouncing you her prey in advance. Her voice dances within your proximity as she announces your every step, your every plan, and your final breath. As she hovers over her target for the final blow, you can hear her ecstatic titters reverberating through the map.

It’s no wonder they call her a demon.

FIRST APPEARANCE: Two girls sweeping a tournament with ease via an E-Liter and a Carbon. When researching into the latter, officials found that it appears as if she... literally spawned into existence...

KNOWLEDGE LANGUAGES: Inkling, Octarian, Inkling Sign Language. SCHOOLING LEVEL: College graduate. FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): Mechanics, Programming and Engineering. INTERESTED CAREERS: Programming. EXPERTISE: Also programming. CHEMISTRY: B MATH: A+ LANGUAGE: A GEOGRAPHY: C POLITICS/LAW: A COOKING: A MECHANICS: A+ BOTANY (FLOWERS): C MYTHOLOGY: B DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): B (For the acting, not the singing).

READING LEVEL: College graduate. HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: She thinks of six hundred different scenarios for things to go wrong and then makes sure she can solve all of them.

ROMANCE . DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: She loves to initiate and be affectionate, if it’s not romantic. HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): She can be pretty sheepish, but she’s still rather shameless. GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: A mess.  GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Slow. She’s very hesitant about romance as a whole. PROTECTIVE: Definitely, but that’s for everyone. ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Considering her aversion to romance, friends. WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: She takes note of things that her friends have mentioned, and pokes and prods about things she thinks they might like. TYPE OF KISSER: She’s... occasionally fond of french kissing. But she’s also naturally extremely cold. So... she tries to keep them quick. She prefers cuddling to kissing, really. DO THEY WANT KIDS: Never. DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Doesn’t matter. Preferably no. MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: Beneficial ones---whether they are good or bad, selfish or selfless. ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Can definitely be one, but by default, nah. HOW ARE THEY IN BED: ... GET JEALOUS EASY: Nope. Pretty confident. WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: Funny. MARRY FOR MONEY: Not worth it. FAVORITE SEX POSITION: ... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: She’s at home playing video games in her pajamas, alone. OPINION ON SEX: Whatever.