#so crazy. I didnt realize you can have tea that tasted like this !

[dragonji]

brewed the first cup of my new cacao pu'erh(<both new things for me) tea tonight and I trusted it would be alright bc I love this brand but holy shit it's straight up just hot chocolate without the thickness of milk

[free-pancakes]

We know that Hanji is scariest when she's angry..so somehow levi has angered hanji in aot universe..and levi is witnessing the scariest sight of hanji..how he'll handle it..

ahhh anon i got a similar ask before and i just can’t picture levi doing something that angers her that bad, but i can def imagine how he handles an angry hanji so here goes nothingggg:

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Hanji sat down in the mess hall for breakfast. She rarely woke up this early when there wasn’t a meeting she had to get to or an expedition at hand, but it was an oddly good morning for her. She happily began to eat as the 100th cadet corps began to flood in to the hall and sat all around her. When she finished, she cleaned up after herself, headed over to the cooks refilling the food put out from the kitchens, and kindly helped them. After a few minutes, she made the turn out of the kitchen and overheard some of the young cadets sitting around and making small talk around the corner.

“Hah yea I can’t believe they just promoted those three idiots. Hanji-san is an absolute nutcase, and that stupid assistant of hers at her side every second, what was his name... Moblit?”

Hange froze holding a tray of food—she took a deep breath. She, Levi, and Erwin all got promoted to their new positions of squad leader, captain, and commander recently. She had to uphold some ounce of professionalism. “Hange don’t be your reckless self,” she breathed out and tried to keep her anger at bay.

“Oh and the new commander. Also crazy if you ask me, looks like he doesn’t care about anyone but his damn self.”

The small voice of another cadet retorted shakily: “Hey, you should probably respect our higher ups! They were put there for a reason and—”

“Petra, shut the hell up.”

“Hey! Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?? And hey, come on, they don’t call Captain Levi ‘humanity’s strongest’ for nothing!”

“Pfft Oluo, you and Petra are just a couple of suck-ups.” The young cadet continued, “Don’t even get me started on this so-called ‘humanity’s strongest’. Yeah his titan kill count is impressive but didn’t you hear? He couldn’t even save his two best friends, and they died,” he said with a smirk. “Wait what the—”

Hanji tackles the cadet to the ground, and began punching him at full strength, no holding back.

“YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET HERE. WE DIDNT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS! IT’S NOT LIKE WE ASKED FOR OUR FRIENDS TO DIE—” Tears welled in her eyes. She couldn’t help but cry when she was that angry. She knew it was something she needed to work on, but she didn’t care right now. This stupid cadet didn’t realize everything that was sacrificed and that the 3 of them were simply lucky to have lived for this long. Idiot.

Petra ran to get help, and Oluo tried to calm Hanji down, accidentally getting punched straight in the face by her in the process.

The young cadet was almost knocked out cold, another punch yielded a tooth flying across the floor. Before she could throw another punch, she felt a gentle hand catch her fist. She struggled against it, her heart still filled with rage at the cadet for saying such things. Levi and Petra successfully restrained her while sustaining a few bruises in the process. Levi threw Hange over his shoulder as she thrashed and yelled. He looked at the mess on the floor, but simply left. Clearly whatever he did or said was pretty bad seeing the damage Hange left—he probably deserved it.

Levi walked while carrying Hanji, who gradually quieted, all he could hear now were her quiet sniffles. It was bad—Hange was never this quiet after a fight. She was always ranting and yelling like crazy whenever something angered her, but she was dead silent. It worried Levi.

He carried her all the way out to the cadet training grounds.

“Hey what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“Shut the hell up, Shadis,” Levi muttered coldly and walked right past him without hesitation, leaving the man dumbstruck.

He put Hanji down, and grabbed ODM gear from the small warehouse. He handed a pair to Hanji, who silently began to gear up with a blank stare, tears still falling inadvertently from her eyes. It took a lot for Levi not to just gather her into his arms—he knew what she needed and unfortunately for him, that wasn’t the appropriate move right now. Plus he wasn’t even sure if that was okay, he never really initiated hugs...

They walked out into the clearing in the nearby forest, wooden boards of titan dummies all around them. Levi handed her some blades.

“What now?” Hanji muttered, emotionless.

“Do your thing, Hanji.”

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Night fell over them, stars the only source of light around them. The two of them sat on the ground, breathless. The titan dummies were basically nothing but kindling on the ground. Shadis would be pissed, but honestly, the thought of that made Levi want to laugh.

“Hey shorty, wanna grab some tea in the break house? I’ll make it taste as bitter as you,” she said with a laugh.

Levi almost smiled—Hanji was back to her normal self, and he was relieved. He was glad he came up with this idea to just physically get her anger out. She was basically like a puppy, just gotta tire her out til she had no energy, nothing left but rest as an option. He wondered what that cadet said to have angered her so badly in the first place.

They entered the break house on the training grounds, and Hanji began to brew some tea.

“Oi Hanji, what happened anyway?”

Hanji hesitated for a second, the words of that stupid cadet swirling around in her brain. There was a lot that he said that sent her fuming, but really... his unfair comment about Levi was the last straw. It awoke something within her and to be honest, she didn’t remember much of what happened after that—just blind rage, really.

She turned towards Levi, her eyes soft as she looked him up and down. He looked questioningly at her.

“Oh just throwing some insults, and he was rude to that sweet cadet, Petra was it? And her friend,” she lied. “Hah, Erwin is gonna rip me a new one tomorrow, it’s not my fault someone angered me the day after our promotion...” she said with a small laugh. Levi could tell she was lying, but he held his tongue. If she didn’t want to share, that was okay with him.

She finished pouring the cup of tea for Levi, and sat down at the table next to him.

Levi took a sip, and decided to bite the bullet—“Hey Hanji, um... would you uh... hm. Did you need a hug or something uh I know that you were really upset and maybe... it could help—”

A soft snore interrupted him. Hanji fell asleep right at the table, her head bobbing as she tried to balance it on her hand. “Oh thank God she didn’t hear any of that,” he thought to himself. He was too emotionally constipated and awkward for his own good. He swept her into his arms and entered the small quarters in the house. He laid her down on one of the beds, and pulled up a chair next to it. He gently slid off her glasses and pulled a blanket over her. He planted a small kiss on her forehead, and her lips seemed to curl into a small smile in her sleep. Levi let himself smile—no one was around anyway. He sat watching over her, making sure she got to rest uninterrupted.

[amaramizuki666]

(tanjiro x fem reader) lemon

[A/N nezuko is at the butterfly estate]

(2nd p.o.v)

you and tanjiro were at the receptionist counter of an inn checking in so you can wait out the storm

usually a storm wouldn't be much of a problem for tanjiro but you, you had a deathly fear of thunder . tanjiro knew this and decided to stay at a nearby inn and wait out the storm

once you wear all set and checked in you headed to your room. once you got to the room the both of your eyes widened THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED you felt heat raise to your face you where going to have to share a bed with your long time crush

yes you have a crush on the red eyed boy but who wouldn't tanjiro is a kind, adorable, honest boy not to mention gentle hes like every girls dream guy

you where snapped out of your thoughts by the loud boom of thunder causing you to cling to the closest thing to you..... witch was tanjiro

tanjiro was deep in his thoughts when he felt a certain someone cling to his arm. tanjiro looked down to see you clinging to his arm in fear with tears at the corner of your eyes  

tanjiro didn't know what to do to calm you down, he knew you where scared of storms but he didn't know it was this bad, tanjiro hated seeing you terrified, who would like seeing the girl they love scared

yes the red haired boy loves you but can you blame him your the only one who's been with him through it all, who believed in him with everything you had, you even put your life on the line for him and nezuko during the hashira trail

to calm you down tanjiro did the only thing he could think of, he pulled you into a secure embrace warping his strong arms around you

as you panicked you felt someone hold you in their arms and pull you close to their chest, you where about to say something when another boom as thunder rang out through the sky causing you to bury your face into the persons chest

tanjiro gently smiled down at the HC haired girl in his arms and cups her cheek with his hand and says "its ok im right here your safe". you look into tanjiros eyes and blush realizing the position your in but you cant bring yourself to move away from the red haired boy

you and started to lean in closer till your lips met moving slowly together in a sweet yet passionate kiss. once you both parted your faces where covered in a dark red blush

lightning struck again causing your hold on tanjiro to tighten from fright, tanjiro looked down at the beautiful girl in his arms and raised his hand to gently wipe away your tears "YN if you wish i have a way to help 'distract' you from the storm" tanjiro says and you look up at him with a blush knowing what he was implying and nodded your head saying "ok" in a soft voice

tanjiro then gently picked you up and walked over to the bed laying you down as he hovered over you with his knee in between your legs gently apling pressure to your clothed core. tanjiro then dipped down capturing your lips bringing you into a heated kiss

tanjiro ran his toung along the bottom of your lip asking for entrance witch you happily gave, tanjiro darted his toung into your mouth exploring your wet cavers as your toung danced around his

as he kissed you moan into the kiss causing you to blush you didn't know you where capable of making sounds like that, as for tanjiro your moan was like music to his ears not to mention a major turn on

tanjiro then slowly unbuttons your uniform and slips off your haori leaving you topless, out of instinct you use your arms to cover yourself but tanjiro gently removes them telling you your beautiful

tanjiro then goes down and starts sucking on you brest while gently fondling the other causing you to let out small almost inadable moans from the weird yet pleasurable sinsastion

tanjiro felt his cock harden from the sounds of your moans knowing he was pleasing you, tanjiro than switched giving the other brest the same treatment

tanjiro then started kissing down your gut till he got to the waist bad of your skirt, tanjiro tugged them down leaving you in your panties witch where practically soaked

tanjiro got in between your legs and smirked before removing the soaked cloth blocking him from your wet arousal

tanjiro then dips down and starts laping at your juices sucking on your clit causing a string of moans to escape your lips loving the feeling of tanjiros wet muscil on your core

tanjiro is becoming painfully hard every thing about you is turning him on from your taste, moans, body, just everything

tanjiro is snapped out of his toughs by you saying "t..tanjiro im gonna~" this caused tanjiro to pull away with a smirk making you look at him confused wondering why he stopped

tanjiro then crawled back over you and kissed you sweetly as he aliened himself with your core and gently pushed in causing a few teas to fall from your eyes

tanjiro was quick to kiss away your tears "tell me to move when your ready" tanjiro says and smiles at you , after about a minuet the pain turned to pleasure and you nodded to tanjiro to move

and he did slowly and gently pumping himself in and out of you causing moans to escape your lips as his hard cock filled you perfectly

tanjiro couldn't get enough of you, it was as if everything about you pulled him in, tanjiro let out a low grown from the feeling of your tight walls squeezing his member

the feeling of tanjiro pumping himself inside you was driving you crazy and you didn't think you could take much more "t..tanjiro im so close~" you moaned

tanjiro smirked and started pumping in and out off you at a faster pace and started rubbing circles on your clit with his thumb causing your pleasure to increase making the not in your stomach to tighten

tanjiro felt himself nearing his edge and groans "im so close finish with me love~" with this tanjiro started going harder as well as rubbing your clit faster while sucking on your neck leaving love bites here and there

you felt the knot in your stomach brake as you where overcome with ecstasy and your walls tightened around tanjiros member as you came moaning his name

following you tanjiro was pushed over his edge releasing his sticky white cum filling you up still pumping himself in and out of you as you both rode out your orgasim

tanjiro then collapsed beside you pulling out his length from your core and pulled you close saying "see you didnt even notice the storm did you love" and kissed your head you giggled and said "no, no i didn't"

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hope you liked this oneshot

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[eye-zen]

DROWNED

Swim or Sink

As I waited for the TSA security screening to open, my heart raced. It was absolutely the wrong time to have any negative thoughts but the anxiousness hit me like a ton of coconuts. You know that moment when you imagine everything that could possibly go wrong. 

The airport was cold and had a feeling of abandonment. Occupied only by workers cleaning, a few TSA agents, and an armed officer accompanied by a german shepherd. Arriving 4 hours before my 8am flight, the anticipation was overwhelming. After braving the cold for several months I was prepared to head closer to the equator. Where the sun was food and the sea was a reflection of the sky on a cloudless day. Stress is an understatement as life in the city is accompanied by ceaseless sirens, congested trains, and accessibility to any junk food you can think of. The separation from my island home had taken its toll on me, ironically, I never lived in the islands but I imagined for years what it would be like. Never thought I would make the move under these circumstances but people around me were dying and I felt the grim reaper closing in.

To relieve the overthinking I put on my headphones and listened to some jazz, It was Nocturne by Alfa Mist.  It calmed my nerves long enough for security screening to open and for me to begin the process of checking in to my flight. The check in process was smooth as I packed very light, just a duffle bag with a few underclothes and a couple of essentials. I headed to gate 18 in a sleepwalking daze. Throughout the desolate airport I saw a few people sleeping in corners cuddling with their charging spouses but we call them cell phones. 

I found a seat in a dimly lit corner near the window. The seat faced the tarmac and had a view of the city just on the horizon.  Taking deep breaths, I still couldn’t believe the moment was here. Thinking to myself, by this time tomorrow I’ll be sleeping in a nice bed and waking up hours later to the fresh smell of sea water. My eyes began to burn and became heavy like bricks as I fought my sleep. Finally I gave in as the tunes I was listening to expedited the process. An hour later I woke up and surveyed my surroundings, there seemed to be a few people who arrived and were waiting. I picked up my phone to check the time and change to a different playlist. Within a few minutes I was nodding off again, I hadn’t slept in over 34 hours. This time when my eyes opened the sun was rising over the cityscape and a few more airplanes had entered onto the tarmac. When I turned my head the seats were starting to fill up as life was finally being breathed into the airport. I adjusted myself in the seat and reached for my bottle of water. It had just enough for a sip, not nearly enough to quench my thirst. A few seats away from me was an older woman with what appeared to be her grandchild. I asked her if she could keep an eye on my belongings while I went to the restroom and a concession stand. I asked if she would like two bottles of water as well but she politely declined. When I entered the bathroom I looked for a urinal with the least amount of liquid on the floor. Afterwards I made my way to a sink and made wudu,  Washing my hands, face, nose, ears, and arms before drying myself off with a paper towel. I felt refreshed but still tired, I guess the 2 hour nap had not done me much justice. After buying my water and a few packs of M&ms i headed back to my seat. I killed time for a few more hours before my flight was finally announced to be boarded. I walked down the long corridor to the plane and sat at my seat 27F. Before the entire plane could be seated I fastened my seatbelt, turned on my music and went to sleep. 

I woke up and heard the ice shuffling into a cup before I opened my eyes

Excuse me would you like orange juice, tea, coffee, or water ?

I quickly wiped whatever drool had not made it to my clothes and opened the window. The sun was glaring and instantly made me hot so I closed it.  May I have some water please, thank you. I looked at the time and only slept for 45 minutes. I thought to myself, these naps are feeling like eternity. I opened the window back halfway and stared out of it. Gliding across the sky, in and out of clouds I couldn’t help but smile, I dreamed of this. 

Hours later we began the descenion and then landing. Looking out the window I could see nothing but plush green mountains sitting in the middle of blue water. As we approached the island, the water went from dark blue to teal, nothing I’ve ever seen before. The landing was smooth and I noticed this airport didnt have any bridges for the plane to be attached too. To my pleasant surprise the plane stopped  in the middle of the tarmac and passengers began exiting the plane. As people wrestled with their carry on luggage from overhead compartments I sat patiently with my duffle bag ready but nervous to exit. One of the flight attendants opened the back door which made the process go quicker. As I exited the plane a gust of wind hit my face. It felt like a smooth caress. The smell of sea water instantly made me smile as my nose and lungs happily embraced it. 

The airport was surrounded by green mountains and the ocean could be heard just over a treeline. I couldn’t believe I finally made it. Feeling like I escaped the grasp of death only to make it to heaven on earth. I walked past the baggage claim and straight to the arrival section. I was the first from my flight to leave. Clothed with a hoodie and a long sleeve t-shirt I took it off and almost threw it in the trash before hearing a familiar voice.

OY ! aye cuz ! 

I looked up and there was my cousin sitting in his car. I hadn’t seen King in years. One year he came up for the summer when we were younger. All I remember was his accent and him putting a tiddy on my basketball from always kicking it. 

Yo…wassup cuz! 

Glad to see you made it, how was your flight ?

Man it was ok, I slept a lot. The view from up there was crazy though cuz, can’t believe we are in the middle of the ocean like ths. 

Yes man, this is my home. Nothing like it you finally made it. I’m gonna show you a good time….yo where are the rest of your bags ?

This is all I have. 

What ? Haha pack light huh ?

You already know cuz…

I threw my bag in the back seat of his pickup truck and we drove off of the airport lot. The weather was beautiful and the landscape even better. Just hours ago I was in the concrete jungle now I’m cruising in paradise. There were vibrant colors, a stark contrast to the dark grey matter that clouded the city. People on the side of the road selling fresh fruit and vegetables, even a man on a horse in the middle of traffic. A few minutes later we stopped on the side of the road and got some coconuts to drink from a man selling them. At first I wasn’t too fond of the taste but I finished it and felt refreshed. More refreshing then any bottle of water I’ve ever had.

Well cuz were going to go on a longer ride later but I have to work this morning and afternoon.  I’ll drop you back off at the house for now. 

Damn Cuz, you work two jobs ?

Yes Man, in the morning doing a little construction and at night got a gig at the resort. Here, you gotta hustle. Paradise ain’t easy but it’s worth it.

Yea, I get it.

Well I don’t live too far from town so you can find your way around while I’m at work. All you have to do is tell the taxi where i live and they’ll drop you off. I mean unless you are tired, it looks like you haven’t slept in days.

Okay cool. Well yeah  you right about that. It’s been a day or two. Couldn’t sleep thinking about getting on that plane.

Yea well I heard everything that was going down up there, I’m glad you made it. Here, it’s all about respect. You don’t trouble anyone then everything should be irie. 

Yea for sure .

We turned off the main road and started heading up a steep hill. The road was not paved and surrounded by trees, so much so that it blocked the sun. After a few bumps we approached a bright red house with a white roof sitting on top of a grassy knoll. The view was amazing, I could see the ocean and what appeared to be “town” at the  bottom of the mountain. I didn’t realize how high we came but we seemed to be pretty elevated. 

Dam cuz this is a crazy view..

Yeh Meh son. Before I go to work I sit out here and drink my tea. Early in the morning or late at night you could hear the waves crashing from here, especially during a full moon. 

Well let me show you around real quick, I have to head to work. 

King gave me a tour of the house and where I would be sleeping. The house smelled like incense and had art on nearly all the walls. My bedroom was small but decent. It had a bed, nightstand, closet, but the best feature was the windows. I had a perfect view and the breeze flowed through effortlessly. Swaying the curtains back and forth like sails on a boat. I flopped on the bed and stared at the ceiling for a few minutes. Those few minutes became more as I fell into a power nap once again. When I woke up the breeze was still blowing and I still was in the islands. Part of me was extremely relieved that it wasn’t just a dream. 

I took a shower freshened up and decided to go exploring. On the kitchen counter King left a house key and a freshly picked mango from the tree outside. 

I began my trek down the hill in search for town. Cars passed me by honking as they maneuvered down the narrow winding road. One of the cars honked as it passed me by and I waved. The car stopped so I guess they thought I flagged them down. It turned out to be what’s known as a dollar cab.

Yea yea,. Good Afternoon, Where are you headed?

 I’m going to town. 

To town huh ? You’re not from here , What part of town are you going too ?

I don’t know, just town. I’m going to walk around and check everything out. 

Ok, ok. Well what brings you here brethren. 

I don’t know, just wanted to experience paradise.

Oh, ok I see. Well from my experience talking to foreigners who come here it’s always two things. You are either running from something or running to something. Which one is it ?

To be honest it might be both. Now if i’m running to something, only time will tell. 

Yes, I. Well here on my island, it’s a beautiful place. Weather is 80 degrees plus everyday, plenty of good food and beautiful women. But one thing I must warn you. Some of the women here are Mami wata or what you foreigners call mermaids. You must be careful, nothing here is what it seems. 

 Yea ok, i’ll keep that in mind. 

We approached the town after a few minutes. The buildings looked relatively old and there were quite a few tourists traversing the streets. I paid the taxi driver the fare and exited the car. I crossed the street with a family of roosters and entered into a clothing store. I bought some sunglasses and a bottle of water. Block by block I walked through town learning its layout. It must have been obvious I wasn’t from the island because I could see people staring at me. I thought I would be able to blend in, being that the tourists were for the most part white but that wasn’t the case. After an hour or two of walking around I found a restaurant on the harbor. The water was like a parking lot for boats. The sail boats seemed to have stretched for miles as traffic in and out of the harbor was steady. Under the surface of the water was a huge fish. I could see them swimming back and forth as if they were waiting to be fed. I ordered the most american thing you could probably get, a cheeseburger and french fries. After eating my lunch I sat on the harbor for a while then continued my walk through the town. During my walk I noticed I approached a restaurant bar that grabbed my attention for some reason. It was called Sea Breeze and unlike the rest of the restaurants, stores, and bars this one was by its loneliness just outside of the main cluster of businesses. I made my way in the empty bar overlooking the water and sat down. 

A few minutes later I could hear voices behind a closed door. There was a man carrying a clipboard with a phone to his ears.

 Good afternoon, can I help you.

 Yea sure, I just want to order a drink. 

Ok, no problem. Serene ! Serene ! You have someone out here.

 Seconds later a woman appeared from the door holding a box of beer. 

Yes, good afternoon, what can I get for you?

For a second I was at a loss for words. Her presence alone paralyzed my tongue. Unable to speak, I just nodded my head until I snapped out of my daze. 

Umm yes,, good afternoon, sure can I have a glass of water,

Ok, is that it ?

Yes, that’s it for now.

 Ok, well here is a menu for you. Let me know if you want anything else.

Her skin was golden brown and her hair was black, curly and glowing. She was adorned with a few pieces of jewelry. A perfect accessory complimenting her skin tone. After giving me my water she walked back to the room and retrieved a few more boxes. In a few more trips she began restocking the bar with drinks We conversed for a few minutes before I asked for a drink, a glass of whisky to be exact. I don’t normally drink but it’s as if i was hypnotized. I mean I guess thats what a bartender is supposed to do but it felt different. Jokingly I asked, “you wouldn’t happen to be a mami wata, would you ?

She looked at me with a blank stare and began laughing. 

 You haven’t been on the island a whole day and you are already talking about mami wata. Haha who have you been speaking to? 

 The taxi driver mentioned that to me,

 Well what did he tell you about this mami wata. 

Not much, just that some women on the island were mami wata and that I should be aware of them. 

 Haha well that’s all you know. The elders say mami wata are half women and half fish. In the daytime they live on land looking for people to bring back to the water at night. They Are said to be the most beautiful women and have the ability to put men in a trance. They lure men into the water at night where they drown or are never seen again. 

Wow choices, I escape death from gun shots only to be in danger  by the hands of a beautiful woman fish. I think I’ll take my chances with the latter. But, thank you for the fairy tale, I’ll keep that in mind. 

Before I knew it, hours passed and I had more than enough drinks. It was the most drinks I’ve ever had at one time in my life. The sun was down and when I looked at the clock it read 10pm. The restaurant workers were cleaning up and starting to close up shop. What in the world just happened. Where had all the time gone ?!? Everything at that point was confusion. The girl I was speaking to looked at me and said, were closing up now. I walked outside the restaurant onto the street. The road was empty of taxis and most of the restaurants had started to close. I began walking through town retracing my steps. My stomach was growling horribly and I was extremely tired. I thought to myself “ How the fuck, did i let this happen. I really don’t remember drinking that much, how much did i drink? I feel horrible” 

I finally made it to the outskirts of town and saw the direction I needed to walk home. I stood on the side of the road for a few minutes hoping that I would get lucky and maybe my cousin would pass me by or at the very least a taxi cab. In 15 minutes I decided to just walk back to the house. At first the walk was cool untilI started sweating profusely. The roads were dark and the sound of crickets and dogs nearly drowned out my thoughts. I walked until I finally reached the hill that led up to the house. Suddenly a wave hit me and I became even more drunk than I already was. Along with this came stomach pains I could barely fathom. How much did I really drink and did I not eat while I was drinking. There were so many questions that I had no answers to. I stumbled up the hill every few steps before having to lean up against a tree for a break. I took one step before collapsing to the ground. I rolled over on my back and stared up at the sky. It was the first time I’ve seen stars in years. As much as I hated laying in the muddy ditch I knew that I needed to lay there in order to recover. I gained the strength to get up and began my trek back up the hill. There would be a few more falls before I finally made it to the house. Dusty dirty and drunk. Wasn’t quite the experience I imagined for my first 24 hours in my new home. My cousin’s car wasn’t at the house yet so I figured he was still at work. I slipped off my muddy clothes and reached in the pocket for my cell phone. The phone was nowhere to be found. Wow, so I lost my mind and my cell phone, THIS CAN’T BE LIFE RIGHT NOW. 

I stumbled to my bedroom and flopped on the bed, dusty and all. Hours later I woke up as the sun was just starting to rise. I hopped up and threw some clothes on. My head was hurting and my stomach was still in pain. I thought to myself this is going to be a bad hangover. I walked outside and began tracing my steps. Before I knew it, I was back at the restaurant. The black gate surrounding the bar was locked and there was no Sea Breeze sign but rather a poster that read for Sale by owner. For Sale ? I was just here last night, ain’t no way. I was too ill to figure it out so I walked back to the outskirts of town and caught a taxi home. On the ride back home my headache became more severe and my stomach pain was excruciating. I probably was in desperate need for food but now I didn’t even have the strength to make me food. I exerted all of my strength walking back into town searching for my cell phone. I laid back in bed and began tossing and turning in agony. The breeze flowing through the window offered a little bit of relief but not enough to ease the pain. It was the most painful thing I’ve ever felt in my life. It was as if whatever I drank started to slowly eat out my insides. I grabbed onto my sheets, clinching them and holding the pillow over my face. Suddenly sun rays came through the window and pierced through the pillow onto my face. I turned my head and looked towards the window. At that moment a sharp pain striked me in the stomach and I closed my eyes. 

I blinked once then all of a sudden I was staring at myself. In disbelief I blinked again and I was still looking at myself. As if I was standing over the bed. I could not believe what I was seeing. The craziest part about it, is I was completely conscious of what I was seeing. There I was, looking at my body tossing and turning in agony. I was able to see myself from the outside looking in but I did not feel the physical pain. The more I blinked the more I started to rise above my body and move farther away. The further away I moved the less my physical body started moving. The vision of myself started to become blurry when suddenly I heard a loud knock

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Aye cuz ! you good in there ? OY!

King  opened the door and my eyes suddenly opened and I felt pain again.

Yo whats up cuz, you good ?

I saw your clothes outside when I got in. I put them to be washed.

Yea. yea everything is good. My stomach is killing me though. Do you have any advils?

No cuz i dont use those things. I have some tea brewing right now. 

Man, I don’t know what happened. One minute I was sitting there having a drink of water and whisky then the next I was laying in a ditch. 

 Hahaha well yea i can see that. You wasted no time getting acquainted with the Mami Watas I see.

Hold on, you know about the mami wata too ??

 Of course, why wouldn’t I be. 

Why didn’t you tell me about them? Do you think that’s what happened to me. ???

When I left yesterday you were knocked out. I figured you would sleep all day but hahaha I also didn’t expect this to happen to you on your first day here. Well you must be lucky because you actually survived. Word of advice cuz, don’t get too caught up in looks. Looks can be deceiving.. A pretty face can kill you.

Too late cuz, I may have already died.

[azaraspirit]

First Kiss, T.H.

i’ve been reading so many damn good fluffy Tom fics lately I had to contribute so here’s a super cute fluffy fic where Tom and the fem!reader share their first kiss! it didnt end as i planned but still pretty darn cute!!! i hope you like it! @lovelyspidey @spiderboytotherescue

no warnings, just lots of fluff. 

You were surprised as hell when your friend Tom showed up to give you a lift from work. “Tommy what are you doing here?” you asked, confused. He was suppose to work today so you didn’t expect him to see his pretty face.

“Well, since I got off work early, I thought I’d spend the day with my best friend.” he said with a big grin.

You blushed. “Sounds good to me.”

“Do I get a hug or do I have to steal one from you, love?”

His little pen names drove you crazy and his accent didn’t help. Friends call each other love right?

You practically jumped into his arms. He’s been rather busy lately promoting Far From Home so you were more enthusiastic than usual when you ever got to spend time with him. He smelled so good as you embraced, your head buried in his chest. He held you tight with his arms wrapped around you.

“Wanna go to the beach?” he asked.

“Heck yeah.” you said without a hitch.

“We can go to your place so you can get ready.” You missed the warmth from the embrace as he let go. You swore Tom was the definition of chivalry as he opened his car door for you. A wave of heat rushed up to your cheeks as you giggled. “You make me feel so fancy whenever you do that, Holland.” You slid into the passenger seat.

“What can I say? I have manners.”

You giggled again. Tom walked up to the front of the car, sliding over the hood and doing a flip. “Show off.” you shouted at him.

Tom laughed. The car roared to life and he drove you back to your apartment which wasn’t too far from work. “Want me to come in?”

“Of course, silly.”

The car alarm went off as the two of you headed up to your loft. Luckily you had nothing planned today after work so a beach day with Tom it was. “I have your favorite tea,” you told him as you went into the elevator, “You can make some while I get ready.”

Tom smiled. “Sounds good to me.”

He seemed rather quiet today, like something was on his mind. You wanted to ask him but you assumed if he wanted to tell you, he would have.

Tom immediately went into the kitchen as you got ready in your room. All he could think about was how he was going to ask you out. A million ideas swirled into his mind, almost giving him a headache so he was grateful or the tea you offered. You have been friends for what seemed like forever and he had to force himself not to kiss you or give you any signs of affection. He had no idea if you felt the same way. You were just friends. But hopefully not for long.

“What do you think?” you asked as you swirled into the living room. You wore a white knitted cover over your green olive swimsuit.

Tom’s eyes widened ever so slightly as he nearly choked on his tea. “Wow, you look great.”

You giggled, noticing his reaction that he failed to hide. “Tell me something I don’t know.”

The words, I love you, almost blurted from his mouth but he sipped more of his tea to keep his mouth shut. “Ready love?” he asked.

“Almost. Gotta put on the sunscreen. Remember what happened last time?”

“Don’t I ever.”

The one time you forgot sunscreen, you received a wicked sunburn. It was not fun.

“Can you help with me back?”

Tom blushed hard, clearing his throat. “Y-yeah. Sure.”

He couldn’t help but to watch as you applied the sunscreen. Good god, he was a mess.

“Tom?”

Your voice brought him back to reality as he blinked back into focus. “What are you staring at so hard for?”

“Sorry,” he chuckled. “I couldn’t remember if I put some on or not.” he lied.

You laughed. “You’re such a dork.” she said, tossing you the bottle.

Tom rolled his eyes as he squirted some of the sunscreen onto his palms, then rubbing it in a bit. “Okay turn,” You turned around, your back facing Tom. You shuddered when you felt his large hands rub the stuff on your back. Get your mind out of the gutter, woman, you scolded silently to yourself. Friends don’t think dirty thoughts about each other. He’s not your boyfriend.

Tom did his best to clear his mind but he was already hard underneath. He hoped you didn’t notice once he finished applying the sunscreen.

“Tommy, what’s up with you?” you asked, facing him again. “You’ve been so quiet.”

He gulped. Fuck. He was praying that this wouldn’t happen yet. At least not till the beach. “Nothing.”

“Tom, don’t lie. I know when you’re lying.”

Tom took a deep breath and exhaled as he lied his forearms on the kitchen counter, lowering his head. “I need to tell you something but...I’m scared to.”

“Tommy, what is it? You know you can tell me anything.” Your voice laced with concern.

He closed his eyes tightly. “I like you. Like a lot.”

You froze. Did he say what you thought you heard? “W-what?”

“I like you, Y/N.” He looked up this time, his cheeks flushed. “I was gonna tell you at the beach but...that obviously didn’t go as planned.”

You smiled. “Tommy…”

“I’m sorry, I can’t help it. I know you’re like my best friend, but I-” You interrupted him with a peck on the cheek, making him shut up instantly. He looked at you astounded.

“I like you, too, Tommy.”

“You do?”

You nodded, giggling. “You are so oblivious.”

“Hey.” he pouted.

Tom pulled you in for a hug as you laughed. “Is it weird that I think sunscreen smells good?” you wondered aloud.

He laughed this time, a sound you never get tired of. “Not at all. You’re perfect the way you are.”

You looked up at him, still embraced. Heat rushed to your face. You realized you were hugging your friend who you just confessed you had a crush on, dressed half naked in your two piece swimsuit.

“I really want to kiss you, right now.” Tom confessed, his face buried in the crook of your neck.

“I thought you were wanting to save that for the beach.” you teased.

“I can’t wait any longer.”

You blushed even harder at the thought of his lips against yours. You’ve imagined it many times but now this was actually happening. You were excited and terrified at the same time.

“Tommy?”

“Yes, love?”

“Does this mean we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now?”

“I sure hope so.”

You giggled loudly. “I would like that. I would like that more than anything.”

Tom looked up to admire you as he smiled. He tilted your head ever so slightly so he could lean down and kiss you. A tingling sensation washed over your body. His lips tasted like the tea he just drank-peach and honey; that combined with the smell of sunscreen. Not the scents you imagined associating with your first kiss. But it would be something you would never forget.

“Can we go to the beach now, Tommy?” you asked after you two finally stopped kissing. Felt like it lasted a lifetime.

“Of course, Love.” He took your hand into his, your fingers laced.

[captain039]

Desire part 2

jeffrey dean morgan x (fem)reader

I should probably finish of one fic at a time but I'm difficult xD

Summary: he hasn't stopped visiting you talking to you seeming as he was normally the only one there. you two got on very well and things start to stir.

Warnings: light swearing. there will be kinky smutty goodness later on in this chapter.

Jeffrey had been coming for four months now every day except today. You frowned not seeing him the whole day you were packing up when someone walked in the bell singing.

"I'm sorry were closing right now" you said looking up seeing Jeffrey.

"oh hi" you said surprised he took of his hat a shy smile on his face.

"sorry work held me up I was running here" he said puffed you smiled nodding at him happiness flooding through you.

"I guess we could stay open a little longer, Antonio has gone out with his wife for dinner" you said Jeffrey smiled brightly sitting down as you took off into the kitchen. Jeffrey looked out the window no one had followed him, good. He walked over to you your back turned to him as you waited for the kettle. He snuck up behind you.

You jumped holding a hand over your chest seeing Jeffrey.

"Geez dont do that" you said he smirked.

"Sorry sweets" he said you blushed at the name, you realized he didn't let go of you his body pressed up against yours his hands around your waist. you froze his lips close to your ear.

"the waters boiling" he whispered you frowned hearing the whistle you grabbed it quickly pouring it into two cups. Jeffrey went to sit back down leaving you flustered.

You grabbed some cake for you both and sat across from him taking you apron off. You sighed quietly letting the warm drink go down. The last months have been nothing but hectic your parents always arguing with you, you were struggling with the Bill's and work. You rubbed your hand over your eye yawning. Jeffrey frowned seeing the dark circles under your eyes you haven't slept properly.

"What's going on hun?" he asked you snapped your attention to him shaking your head.

"Its nothing dont worry" you said with a light fake smile, he saw right through it setting his tea aside.

"Come on you can talk to me" he said his voice kind. You looked to him sighing.

"My parents and I are never on good terms but lately they're always fighting with me about how I'm not successful like my brother, how dont own a car or house, they wont lend me money either not like they care to anyway" you sighed running your hands through your hair. he frowned deeply.

"They said that?" he was trying to come to terms with it, you nodded.

"I ain't living well as it is barely getting by now it's just to much stress" you sighed.

"sorry your probably stressed about things to I dont mean to burden you" you added quickly he shook his head.

"You take that back, you are doing no such thing. Is there any way I can help?" he asked you smiled at him.

"No, this has helped enough" you smiled hands around your tea. his hand covered yours gently rubbing his thumb over your hand . You blushed his hands were bigger then yours able to pin you down anywhere. You went redder at the thought pushing it from your mind as you yawned again.

"I best head off" you said getting up he got up with you carrying his plate and cup into the kitchen with you.

"Thank you" you whispered looking at the ground his finger went under your chin lifting your head to focus on him. He said nothing as you both stared at each other. He was the first to move leaning down and capturing your lips. You let out a surprised moan as he pulled you closer arm around your waist. You put your arms around his neck running your hand through his hair he growled quietly feeling your nails scrap his scalp gently. You pulled back breathless hand on his chest and shoulder as he looked down at you. You looked up at him visible desire in his eyes you thought this was crazy but you kissed him again more passion then last time as he lifted you onto the counter. he ran his hands up your thighs as you let out a startled gasp he took that moment and plunged his tongue into your mouth tasting you. You groaned gripping his hair as his hand gripped your hip.

"you better tell me to stop princess because I wont" he whispered against your mouth kissing down your jaw he ducked on your neck leaving a mark no doubt as he kissed you.

"Not here" you only said breathless he nodded lifting you up and out the back where he parked his car. You led him to your house letting him inside your small place. Max barked you quieted him patting his head.

"Hey boy" Jeffrey said excited kneeling down to pat the Sheppard.

"oh aren't you cute" he said Max wagged his tail licking him.

"Max come on" he barked happily heading outside for dinner.

"sorry" you said.

"Its fine I love dogs" Jeffrey said you smiled at him before his face turned dark.

"You didnt tell me to stop" he whispered stalking closer you backed up till you were at the wall his hands locking you in.

"Maybe I dont want you too" you said your voice quiet. He growled kissing you again like he did in the cafe you moaned wrapping your arms around his neck and legs around his waist. He led you to your room finding it easily as he threw you on the bed before stripping his shirt off. You stared watching his muscles flex before he laid over you. he kissed you once more his hands trailing up the inside of your shirt, you whined quietly throwing your shirt off. he looked down smirking at your eagerness. He kissed down your collar bone down to your stomach as you panted quietly. he ran his hand over your clothes breast before unclipping it. His hands massaged one while his mouth went to the other. You let out a loud gasp gripping the sheets as he toyed with your nipple. You grew impatient unbuckling his Jean's. He chuckled helping you he got your pants off as well discarding them on the floor. You moaned as he kissed your mouth grinding against you. You were wet already as his hands slipped in your underwear he smirked against your lips running his fingers through your folds making you moan loudly.

"so wet" he murmured against your lips sliding his thick finger inside you. You gripped his shoulder gasping at the sensation you had never felt like this before. He attacked your neck nipping and sucking you were going to have marks but you didnt care. You gripped his shoulder your nails digging into his flesh as he added two more. You gasped riding his finger before he pulled out throwing your underwear away. You whined as he threw his away also pinning you down to the bed. You gasped at the sudden rush his hands pinning yours above your head. He teased you sliding his cock against your heat you buckled and whined so needy.

"Needy little princess" he growled in your ear you whimpered knowing it was the truth. He finally slid inside you as you moaned out his name taking him fully in. He groaned against your neck the sensation almost to much for him.

"Move" you begged he smirked slowly rocking in and out of you. You groaned your eyes rolling into the back of your head as he gained some rhythm.

You were a moaning mess withering under him as he pounded into you relentlessly. It felt so wrong yet so right, all your worries and stress gone as he took you.

"Jeffrey" you moaned feeling your stomach clench.

"come on princess" he whispered you whined feeling your release. He groaned cumming also as he slid out. He threw the condom off before rolling onto his side bringing you closer you panted smiling to yourself. Max barked though you whined getting up letting him in before going back into Jeffrey's arms as sleep took you both.

holy shit balls this gif

I feel kinda awkward tagging but you asked XD

@sourwolf-sterek32

[sh-lan]

OMFG LAST QUARTER EVER + some spring break stuff???

Took a weekend off of life Retail therapy at its finest today Even though new jeans were overdue

It’s crazy how it still came I guess it’s a force of nature But omg it’s gonna be here on the concert T^T

This nerd would have mitsuha’s theme on his playlist smh #nochu

April 2nd, 2017 BTS Wings Tour I still can’t believe it happened I’ve been awake since 8am lol and it’s like 1:54am and i’m still trying to process and remember everything that happened today It felt like a dream! I can’t believe I saw them in real life. ohmygod Hands down, easily one of the best day of this week - if not this entire year so far holy shit will continue this tomorrow as i reminisce ok but one thing i noticed is that jungkook’s thighs are actually so real like wtf? shookt EDIT: lol i never finished this but oh well

oop i just bought more rings goodbye money

my charger broke gg time to get another one

I have a newfound appreciation for the color pink or more like my appreciation for pink is coming back

When you get anxious because bts hasnt posted on twitter for 3 days but then you also know they’re resting and that they deserve this break

SPRING QUARTER LEGGO tu/th schedule let’s hope this all works well keke

week 1 recap tuesday - sees everybody in freaking AB LOL sees harry after walking out of my tdpw sees alana and dylan outside my global health class which alana is also taking, and becca and tanya lOL goes to cogs 122 to find chen screaming my name - also vania and stella <3 last class is normal - with nobody in management BUT LOL LEIGHTON ADDED THE CLASS ON THURSDAY HAHA there’s also this girl in my tdpw class who looks like lindsay lohan and her name is also lindsey but with an e cause i saw it on the email lol not a stalker

Decided to gel nails it out friday of week 1 whut whut

First attempt at 양념치킨~

been using the soundtrack of your name this past week to get over pcd it’s been a week and i still haven’t recovered T^T

went to kbbq with harry! lol week 1 sunday started at manna….having an adventure in between at manna keke “started here and ending it here?” LOL

currently craving anything strawberry

don’t understand why i need to have my email as a send&receive in order to sms to work on my laptop bb why are you being stubborn when you’ve been working fine all this time

under yuri’s recommendation, i microwaved my coffee because it was lukewarm and she called me extra LOL

i’m getting nervous about a presentation when i shouldn’t be because ?? my AB service leader self is like completely gone i wanna crawl into a hole

i just finished season 2 and 3 of htgawm in less than a week… how they gonna do season 4 i wonder

Week 2 thursday I was actually really looking forward to class today Also my rings came! Though were they worth the $50….not so sure Were they cute? Yes But not as cute as the other one T^T So i mustnt give in to temptations nowww

I found out what matcha powder mom uses to make their matcha latte Cappuccine frappe mix But it’s sadly not on amazon ):

This new tumblr function is really inconvenient cause i cant tell how many thing i have on queue brcause i have to keep switching blogs -_-

Han came to visit! Friday Papa johns Saturday Snooze brunch Infinitea Abeh hangout In n out Sunday Aquarium! Koon thai Ramen yamadaya Boba bar and then i drove him to irvine where we got coco curry! and then i drove back and he bought me milk tea with pudding

Had an epiphany It’s not anenome It’s anemone

Omg but like why dont people call spoiler alerts “spoilerts”

Started 13 reasons why with Han Finished it, tuesday week 3 Hmmm How to feel

finished strong woman park hyung sik is so…adorable? IT’S SO WEIRD. HIS AEGYO LEVEL IS INSANE

When you realize that 둘! 셋! is probably the title of the fan song because that’s what BTS always say when they introduce themselves And that BTS + ARMY forever ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m not crying r u crying ;___;

어떻게

Omg when you wake up for reorientation and jungkook does lives <3

highkey need to crawl into a hole tbh

You know what i want to do? Go to an olive garden Even though i know it’ll taste bad lol

Not really sure what i want… But i dont want my 4 years to be a waste ):

i….skipped out on an interview today was it the right choice i may never know

most recent ep of snk got me fucked up SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT YMIR AND CHRISTA’S RELATIONSHIP IS WHO IS CHRISTA

Lol i hella bombed my quiz GOODBYE GONNA P/NP HAHA

Week 4 weekend Fuck me in the ass i twisted my ankle and i am in irvine had to pop an advil and cruise control all the way back thank god there weren’t many cars lol 0/10 do not recommend

Slept on the couch the past two days to elevate my ankle Glad to be back in bed But i think i might be a little…sick? Fuck Need to grocery shop

Dammit i got called for jury duty

Ok but i twisted my ankle and two recruiters emailed me back the next day so was it really a loss

Week 5 i’m sick…

just watched 5 centimeters per second a little sadder than i was an hour ago

fuck i forgot that my jeans are new and i washed it and my pink shirt is ruined fml triggered

thursday after rolling over ma ankle i can finally see that it is a lil swollen and there is bruising LOL also saw an owl at school today and a bunny while leaving to go to meeting

week 5 tuesday saw two bunnies on my way out to school

I just saw two hummingbirds! 😍

I cant believe yuri and i finished twenty SMH

ABCD today Some qualitee photos were taken Im tired now

Really debating the 4th term

third day of back pain flexibility dying wow what is happening???

…..army 4th term is $75 cries EDIT: it’s $66 because i forgot exchange rate but still cri EDIT EDIT: it’s $45 if i ship it to taiwan - seriously really highkey considering that now oh dear

bro i think i just experienced katawaredoki whut

i keep thinking that my ankle is ok but i always end up doing something that ends up hurting it like hella im

Week 6 thursday last leadership meeting one of my favorite meetings because whoa INFORMATION!? it was nice wanted to discuss and add in my two cents but i honestly just wasn’t able to wrap my head around everything loool then…we decided to go to PB LOL chen, jeong, yuri, justin and his friends (including nicole, nicole, sandy) and then more people. we also met leslie, brett, dexter, allison, kenny, peter, abby, ben…and more? at pb lolol and also we saw miguel and anthony - it was like a freshman year flashback tbh lOL went to vallartas after and then came home to shower and finally sleep at 3:30am wot is life NEXT DAY ADVENTURES - leighton and i finally pulled out the weeds and now we’re tired

salty that i wasnt invited to the birthday celebration, not that i would really make the trip per say but wtf gurl

I just had this really sad thought that i’m probably never gonna ever get to know bts like friends y i do dis to meself

Wait so like i got sick while at clew’s and it didnt happen until week 5 and so i was sick from week 5 through week 6 and at this one point i couldnt taste my food it was terribad

May 12th I bought the membership LOL Hopefully it mails it correctly back to Taiwan ☺️

im dumb i didn’t save the color i wanted for my hair

omg the song vania recommended to me a few days ago was recommended by jungkook like a year or so ago on twitter lOOOOL

Just tryna level up here :<

Struggles when places are in the east coast and phone calls are early in the fckin morning

Note to self: Ridge cut potato chips with sea salt is good for stuff with dip Ridge cut salt and pepper is good for regular eating, but gets salty at the bottom LOL EDIT: per vania’s suggestion, i salted and peppered my chips

watching jungkook’s vlive AND HE JUST HARMONIZED WITH HIMSELF IM DED

Just woke up from a dream where someone hurt my brother/nade him fall and i was so angry? Was about to go ape shit on that person im ded lol who is rhis angry me

Rewatched and finished reply 1997 Wow what is life when yoon jae is life But also what is life when your idols are life Daily reminder to not be as obsessed as shiwon LOLOL

i can’t go to giraffage and elephante anymore im on the otherhand i get to go to virginia???

lol but like i haven’t been writing drafts because i often write in my notebook now but here are some updates - my nails are constantly chipping - forgot about grad photos that clashed with the weekend han is coming - im ded because i probs won’t have a weekend to myself until week 10 - struggles to figure out graduation things - paid my $54 to walk #mostexpensivewalkever

LAST LEADERSHIP MEETING (turnover) what am i going to do with my thursday nights now? it’s been a good run

Jealous of the staff that holds and records the camera during vlives? LOL who am i

When you forget that jeon jungkook did taekwondo before Hnnnngh

i just reaffirmed? or discovered? that i don’t like fruity pebbles o_o

Trying to think of a thing to put on my grad cap Tis hard Let’s make a list: 花樣年華 Strong power thank you You never walk alone Ireumeun deborah LOL Lol omg but why is yoongi’s “cheater never win but i just graduated” quote so appropriate for grad EXTRA + ORDINARY* Lost my way/found my way* Click clack to the bang Smile with me, cry with me, fly with me (you make me begin, you made me again) Ctrl+c, ctrl+v do you know “____” (hci? annyeonghasaeyo) To lose your path, Is the way to find that path* 꽃길만 걷자* Let’s fly with our beautiful wings in 2017 EDIT: i’m too lazy, i didn’t do anything to my cap lOL

Im shookt cause namjoon doesnt say 이제 feelin the vibe. HE SAYS IF YOU FEELIN THE VIBE. I feel…betrayed

Non whitewashed bangtan gives me life

May 21st My first haircut since… Since i got it cut over the summer?????

Bought me stole and tassel today Smh that i cant grab my muir tickets?? Cause i ordered all commencwment tickets SMH

Lowkey afraid of not passing mgt LOL

Omfg i knew we were going to have a pop quiz. It really happened

nicole and evelyn commented that they liked my hair and audrey and malia agreed i gotta say i’m so glad people remember me in my tdpw class LOOL

Cant get the seventeen song outta my head Shookt by the choreography

Y'all im so fckin shookt First the chainsmokers post on twitter like “see you in the summer” Then they win the BBMAs like a boss Then you see them on halsey + steve aoki’s snapchat Next things you know steve aoki is postin shit like “BTS x AOKI COMING SOON” Im SCREAMING

Yo my lyft driver dropped some knowledge again and told me his life story lmao he was a police officer in chicago and he was forced to retired and then ?? after chasing down a rapist and getting into a fight, he was seriously injured. but his dad (a judge or someone powerful idk) forced him out of retirement by telling everyone to not give him his benefits and shit and i was like. whoa bro. slow down? “embrace the unknown”

I finally tried the coconut black tie at peet’s 10/10 a mistake

Okay but can we talk about how on point everybody looked in the comeback Esp wonwoo and dk But also vernon 👌🏼

First time in virginia/ being so close to washington dc! Whoa Also gonna pass by texas too :O Knocking some states off my list

I WITNESSED MY FIRST CIRCLE RAINBOW THINGY ON THE PLANE FROM VIRGINIA TO DALLAS TODAY HOLY IT WAS V COOL

i don’t know why i never realized this about myself before but i need to be/live by a body of water at all times or i won’t feel comfortable this is weird

i told han i joined the fanclub and he like died for like 2 seconds lOL

ok but like i bought a carton of eggs and 6 or 7 of them were double yolks and i have 2 more eggs left im starting to think i’m eating some weird hybrid chickens EDIT: those last two eggs were both double yolks. this was a wild adventure

omg i knew that the TA MOST LIKELY RYAN WOULDNT UNDERSTAND OUR IDEA JUST LIKE HOW HE ALWAYS MISINTERPRETS THEM??? like what kind of constructive feedback is that if he doesn’t understand what we’re trying to do im… sigh

Already excited about the festa But like omfg they released the schedule today And just WE DONT TALK ANYMORE PT 2?? SO FAR AWAY FEATURING JIN AND JUNGKOOK? Im IM SCREAMING also sad but the radio show is right before my finals gotta prioritize, no bts fo me ;__;

after waiting two weeks, my application to get leveled up was rejected *cries* time to try again! *^*

okay but really feeling seventeen’s song as well as suran’s song like hIGHKEY

i finally got my commencement tickets the third time that i went to the bookstore third time’s the charm right? also whytf is the parking pass for all campus commencement so huge -_-

hnngh omg that feel when you have hella shit to do TPDW1 final play due week 9 friday because we won’t have class at all on week 10 then there’s the presentation (elevator pitch) that happened today week 9 thursday but also just hauling ass on things for A5 tbh what is this what is everything wot is the meaning of life when vania and i stay up till 3:30am lol… and then there’s me. tired af but didn’t sleep til 4:30 anyways cause i’m a dumbass l e l let’s not be a potato this last week k?

burger king in pc has its own free wifi called WhopperWifi and it’s so much faster than school wifi this is revolutionary

week 9 weekend to irvine irritated on the way over irritated on the way back lol wot is life i should’ve just turned around to go back home

NO TDPW1 WEEK 10 WOOT wow that means i won’t have class until 2pm whoa

“why are you reading math formulas” - yuri i was actually reading bts profiles lOLOL she just dissed their handwritings

Just spent the past hour or so looking at kakao friends merchandise And discovering that apeach is a genetically modified peach lol

that moment when you ask for a png file but get a jpg

dyed my hurr twice today for a darker shade still not what i was going for but this will do for now

Omfg i slept through my alarm until 1pm Goodbye study time?? Also omg i like it pt 2 video SHIT SHIT SHIT THEY KNOW WE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. HAD IT SINCE BAEPSAE DAYS. BUT DIDNT RELEASE IT. Freakin bighit

My request to level up on the fancafe has once again been rejected ); EDIT: oMFG IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T CHANGE THE SETTING TO SOMETHING im screaming, what a first world problem THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM AMIRITE

Doesnt feel like it… But thursday was my last time going to class…pretty much like ever unless i go to more school Holy shit

Oh man I didnt think i’d have THAT much shit. But…i think i have A LOT of shit….

saw bts MBIT and i was like omfg! knew that i was INFJ but took the test again yesterday and ended up INFP….but just barely P so i think i’ll stick with INFJ lol EDIT: i took the test again today because vania and yuri were talking about it again and i am still INFP…and more P this time. SO LOST. WHO AM I

put my things up for sale i forgot that i might need my light el oh el crying on the inside cause i want to keep my desk but then i’m selling it off because i don’t think i’ll have space for it and i just CRYING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE IT’S BEEN WITH ME FOR SO LONG T^T

ON ANOTHER NOTE. THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM LEVELED UP ON JUNE 12TH AT ONE SOMETHING AM

JUNE 12TH FINISHED MY FIRST AND LAST FINAL I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH MY UNDERGRADUATE CAREER??? also lmao i spent 45 min on the final wot

i dyed my hair darker but now it’s become lighter? wait wtf wait no go back EDIT: wait no it went back to being dark? is this a thing? when i get exposed to the sun it gets lighter and when i sleep it gets darker??? smh at light for fckin with me

so i set an alarm to watch the bts home party last night for like 3:57am and i didn’t hear it but i guess i kinda did cause i woke up at 4:05am and was like ??? i decided to watch a bit of it but ended up streaming the whole thing until 5:45am looooool also watched the numbers grow from the 500,000 all the way to 2,000,000 and then 3,000,000? it was nuts

omfg all these years of rereading chapters and only now do i realize that i could save bookmarks on mangahere *slaps forehead*

Moment of silence cause i sold my desk that’s accompanied me for almost 10 years It even has battlescars (aka X marks by Jacky, 3 of them) LOL memories ;___; Oh and i guess my chair too

lol was gonna sell that yamaha guitar for $45 but it’s going for like $190 on ebay?? so ima just bring it home

finals week hangout list: tuesday: fud with kimberly, peyton, harry wednesday: more fud with stephanie and ellius thursday: KBBQ FOR LUNCH with jeong, justin, yuri, harry LOOOOL

and so...that’s the end of the quarter. my last quarter of school ever (unless i decide to go to more school...which seems unlikely as of right now) it feels weird.................................. but! onto graduation~ looking forward to being reunited with family and whatever’s gonna hit me in the face LOL

and with that goodbye undergrad, hello world ㅇㅅㅇ