#so annoying.. i get some stuff was kind of on me like smth got rescheduled bc i didnt have substrate to do the assay

[phagodyke]

what's the pooooint of not doing paid overtime n getting to leave half an hour early if they make me do half an hour of unpaid overtime instead. come on man....

[tsuumu]

hq boys and their part time jobs.

yet another unseries headcanon post made by yours truly! unlike my last one which you can find here, i won’t be involving every single major hq character so that’s just a heads up!! i can’t always envision stuff fully with every single person...

kageyama tobio: this boy thought that applying to work part-time at a sports shop would be fitting ‘cause of his love for volleyball, completely unaware that this would involve way too much social interaction and tolerance???? like he thought he’d just have to look like someone who does sports and occasionally restock yoga mats but these loud ass kids are coming up to him asking for this that and the other for sports he’s never heard of. suddenly he regrets the entire thing. plus, he has no idea how to use the cash register and it’s his worse nightmare to ring up items without wanting to stomp a hole into it to get the customer’s change.

hinata shoyo: shoyo went straight for the pet shelter because he’s in love with playing with the little puppies. this boy will full on roll around with them, stuff them under his shirt so their heads poke out and just.. intergrate and become one of them... the doggies love him so much n always clamber to sit on his lap because hinata treats them with so much love and kindness!! customers looking for pets often joke about taking him home bc he’s just as excitable and friendly as the actual dogs. he’s also really good at convincing people on the fence to get a pet and explaining their individual personalities because he knows them so well :(

nishinoya yuu: he said: supermarket assistant so he could ride around on the carts, intimidates literally every customer with his ungodly enthusiasm but is determined to help EVERYONE, he’ll run around the store taking people where they need to go but only if he actually remembers where they’re situated. otherwise this boy is like “yeah they’re just... that way.” and bolts in the other direction. gets along with all his colleagues and tells them all about his tournaments with karasuno. he’s not the star employee but it wouldn’t be the same w out him.. often asks the manager if he can taste test the market’s pastry section to which he is rejected every single time.

tanaka ryuu: he’s convinced working in his local gym was him in his element, he wears that tag thing like a badge of honour and just walks around showing people he works there instead of actually doing his job??? he’s also overly enthusiastic and will sometimes cheer on the people working out as if he’s some kind of zealous personal trainer and everybody is like “literally how old is this guy??” he’s surprisingly awesome at reception duty because he’s always chatting to regulars about how they’re doing... the practical side like schedules and paperwork he leaves for someone else, everyone just puts up with him bc he’s a mood setter.

sugawara koushi: don’t get me started on this boy as a teacher’s assistant, like he helps little kids out with their work, tidies up the class during their break times and reads them stories?? he’s THAT senior boy who’s the biggest sweetheart and seeing him handle kids so well is like ... does he want some of his own ?? i’d like to offer my expertise he’s always got a smile on his face, gets along with all the staff much older than him, he’s like this perfect boy they all dote on and he gets super flustered saying he just really likes helping out the children and making them smile. often brings them little snacks too and they all call him big brother BYE.

tsukkishima kei: he does some low-key shit that’s kinda wholesome like working with the eldery or tutoring kids but prefers for literally nobody to know about it because anything he does outside of school is his business. he does it because it’s good pay, there’s not much else to it. if anybody found out he’d be super irritated tbh it’s just an invasion of privacy to him but eventually wouldn’t care because every kid is getting part-time jobs these days.

oikawa tooru: bye he’s THAT guy who got his job at a retail store because he’s pretty. like he has no real interest in clothes or anything but he takes the job as a place to validate himself when girls come up to him purposefully to flirt. he’s winking and laughing with them and also NOT actually doing his job but he brings in customers so at least he’s somewhat useful. doesn’t know how to fold clothes or hang stuff on hangers properly for shit and everyone lowkey wants to kick his ass but he’s actually very friendly and outgoing even if he has no clue what he’s doing. keeps asking if bra sizes come in small, medium and large and everyone just tells him to shut up.

iwaizumi hajime: when picking a job he was like “well what am i good at?” and went from there. he ended up as the local pool’s weekend lifeguard because he had the qualifications and time. again, everyone his age just tries to hit on him and he’s annoyed because it distracts him from the actual purpose of his job. he takes it seriously and impresses his colleagues with his swimming talent and knowledge on first aid. iwaizumi lowkey scares the little kids and they’re kind of afraid to ask him for help so he’s been working on looking a little more friendly.

kuroo tetsurou: kuroo as a tennis instructor assistant or just something sporty other than volleyball because he’s a multi-talented king?? like he’s not a professional by any means but he helps out the youth club and gets along with kids a few years younger than him. fills in for refs at tournaments, makes sure equipment is safe to use and is SUPER good at cheering club goers up when they lose or fail or can’t seem to do it correctly. he often refers to his experiences as nekoma’s captain to relate to them and they really admire his resilience and ask him to tell them more stories!!

kenma kozume: had to be dragged out to do a part-time job. was absolutely against the thought of it until hinata mentioned a friend of his who’d moved to the prefecture near kenma got a job at this new game shop. he was like fine and applied. he just kinda sat and people asked him questions about the games but he refused to do any further socialisation or actual grunt work like shelving, he quit pretty soon after, he just wanted the money to buy a game he ended up purchasing on his way out lmaoo

bokuto koutarou: he was dead set on having a volleyball related job, fukurodani have a club for junior players from all over the city to come and practice together. he was like?!? “and nobody told me??” he’s perfect for it as the captain and ends up as a secondary coach. he shows off A LOT and like kuroo, encourages the kids when they’re down. except kuroo is a more sit down, hand on shoulder, casual talk kind of guy. bokuto gets ridiculously sentimental and tells them dramatically about his lowest memories as captain when fukurodani lost and the kids are genuinely as emotional because of he way he tells it??? idk but they love him and he’s a ball of passion that keeps them going.

akaashi keiji: we are talking pretty waiter at a local gormet restaurant that gets tipped SO MUCH for his true professionalism. knows how to handle every situation with ease and is super calm, doesn’t care at all if someone from his school is there. he’s really just chasing that bag and he’s doing it well. bokuto often picks him up after his shifts so they can do stuff together but akaashi requests it be something calming since he’s tired after work... bokuto is like,, “so no to rock-climbing? alright i’ll reschedule..” the other waiters lowkey HATE the fact he gets tipped so well and they try and figure out his secrets. he has none. he’s just good at his job. i could see kiyoko working a similar job or somewhere lowkey like a flourist or bakery. she’s equally as professional and admired.

ushijima wakatoshi: ANY JOB. give this man any job and he’ll be able to carry it out like he’s been doing it since he popped out the womb. often mistaken for a grown adult so he gets jobs pretty easily? very very professional and aims to do everything perfectly. i think he’d also prefer a vb related job just like bokuto but something that could really get him somewhere big, smth to do with olympics like a paid internship for them .. can you even intern for the olympics lmao?? maybe something for the japanese team. it’s a lot of work to balance school & intern life but he’s very comitted and knows it’ll benefit him in the future. (kageyama was fuming when he found out he could have done that instead of his current gig).

tendou satori: has a job he’s very under-qualified for but somehow pulls off. he’s chilling at the hospital or law firm three times a week after classes or somewhere ridiculous but he’s doing just fine!! doesn’t actually do professional work n helps with small things but it impresses the hell out of everybody he tells, has no interest in persuing those careers but it’s fun for him, he gets paid VERY well for a boy his age and his personality creates a nice, talkative atmosphere in these seemingly tense environments.

miya atsumu / osamu: they both work at a café for novelty because they’re these handsome, athletic twins and it’s a thing that brings people in. they do a lot of fan service stuff and osamu is EXCELLENT like he was made for this job but atsumu is awful at keeping his cool. osamu will be chatting up customers, trying to persuade them to order more and atsumu is having a heated tustle with the coffee machine that’s broken down for the third time that day and it really ruins the magic osamu is trying to create. atsumu has probably sworn loudly. has probably almost been fired. he’s bad at playing along and flirting because he literally just wants them to leave so he can sit down lmao. osamu uses the pastries in the café as inspiration for his own at-home baking fiascos because it’s a stress-reliving hobby.

terushima yuji: he’s that boy in shoe shops that tries to sell you sneakers and he knows literally everything about them even when you really didn’t ask... looking to hit on girls that come in because shoe knowledge is obviously very sexy! alternatively you might catch him in a tattoo shop or sumn real appearance based and he definitely remembers all the regulars and greets them like they’re close friends, we’re talking inside jokes. always seems to know what tattoo people are looking to get purely based on their appearance and initial impression...

the list of unemployed:

yachi: too scared to do ANY job that requires interaction, she’s plagued by it.

hoshiumi: fired for picking too many fights with customers.

kyotani: EVEN WORSE THAN HOSHIUMI though he was strangely very efficient at paperwork.

suna: quit on the first day because it wasn’t what he expected and he doesn’t care about money that much.

lev: his family are like.... rich?? n nobody really expected it but he’s like yeah i really do not need one of those lmao.

yamaguchi: broke things, spilt things, smashed things. he really was trying his best..

aone: intimidated customers too much so they let him go (he was just STANDING THERE.. he deserved better).

sakusa: local venues are filthy, ushijima got the internship spot, no other job interests him enough to persue.

[v-hope]

Showering together

Pairings: OT7 x Reader

Genre: Fluff, crack

Request: "i just wanna ask for smth domestic? could i have bts reacting to their s.o wanting to take a shower with them but without anything sexual? like just casually chatting or washing each other’s backs? thanks"

A/N: I liveeee for domestic stuff, please request more things like this uwu

Kim Seokjin

“What's wrong?” your eyebrows knitted together at the sight of your boyfriend pouting after having picked up the bottle containing his conditioner of choice.

“I ran out of conditioner” he sulked.

“You can just use mine” you offered, handing him the bottle you had just grabbed a few seconds ago.

“It's not the same” he whined. “Why didn't you check if there was any left?”

You scoffed at his way of turning this on you. “Why should I be the one to check?”

“It's your place” he reminded you.

“But it's your product” you argued back, “it's not my fault you stay here all the time and ran out of it so quickly”.

It was Jin's turn to scoff at your words, turning his back to you to let you know he had taken full offense on them. “I won't stay here anymore then”.

You giggled in clear amusement at his empty threat. Going closer to him, you pressed a soft kiss to the back of his shoulder. “Sure, babe”.

Catching a glimpse of his smile, you took it as your chance to go on and put some of your conditioner on your hands.

“No one will tell the difference” you reassured at the reluctant glance he gave you; and when he seemed to have relaxed under your touch, you couldn't help the urge to taunt him – receiving another whine from him right after you added: “Mine's better anyway”.

Min Yoongi

When you arrived home after work and made your way over to the bathroom, where the running water let you know your boyfriend was in, silently taking your clothes off and entering the shower with him, you had expected him to jump in surprise, or at least to show some kind of exalted reaction.

What you got instead once your arms were wrapped around his torso, resting your face on his back, was a quiet chuckle coming from him and a smirk curving up his lips.

“You didn't feel the door open?” you wondered.

“Oh, I did” he nodded his head, tilting his head slightly back for the water to fall directly on his face.

“Why didn't you ask if it was me then?”

“Who else would've been?” he laughed lightly at your dumbfoundedness.

“I don't know, an intruder?” you cocked one of your eyebrows.

Yoongi laughed under his breath, removing your hands from his body so he could turn around and look at you.

“I'm pretty sure an intruder wouldn't have been so calm… much less would've hugged me” he taunted you with a smug smile, having you roll your eyes – his hands landing on your hips and drawing small circles with his thumbs before he sweetly pecked your lips. “I'm glad it's you though”.

Jung Hoseok

“What do you think you're doing?” you questioned as soon as the shower's curtains were pulled back, unconsciously trying to cover up as you eyed an already undressed Hoseok right in front of you.

“The meeting got rescheduled for an hour earlier, so I need the shower”.

“Um… I’m using it?” you raised one of your eyebrows in indignation.

He shrugged. “Nothing I haven't seen before”.

Not minding the loud scoff that had just abandoned your mouth, he stepped inside the shower with you without any other sound, placing his hands on your hips to move you aside so that he could take your spot under the running hot water.

“You really do know how to make a girl feel special”.

Although your words had been said with an annoyed tone, you couldn't help but look at him in adoration – the sight of his closed eyes as water ran down his figure, along with the smirk that had just curved up his lips because of your last remark, making your heart flutter.

A chuckle left his lips right after, grabbing your wrist and pulling you towards him, later planting a gentle kiss on your shoulder. “I said I'm used to seeing you like this, not that I'm not absolutely in love with it”.

Kim Namjoon

“Hurry up” he dragged on, jumping up impatiently a few times as you remained unbothered under the water.

“Don't jump in the shower, you idiot” you warned him about his dangerous actions, causing his head to be thrown back and a whine escape his mouth.

“I need to get to practice on time”.

“Should've made sure to get in the shower before me then” you shrugged.

“Babe” he pouted, resting his forehead on your shoulder – his hair getting wet for the first time after he had entered the shower with you a few seconds ago. “Move”.

“Nope”.

He sighed, standing up straight before his semblance turned serious. “Then hurry up”.

You chuckled, knowing he was in a rush yet not being able to change your playful mood. “You want me to hurry up? You shower me then”.

You should've known what you were getting yourself into when those words left your lips, because, before you could even process what was happening, he had reached for the soap; his hands rushedly yet somehow still tenderly wandering around your body as he did the job for you.

Maybe you should taunt him like this more often.

Park Jimin

“Jimin-ah, I really need to shower” you whined; your actions saying otherwise as you didn't even try to remove his hold on you.

He shook his head no, tightening his embrace around your waist, and resting his face even harder against the back of your shoulder while the hot water washed both your bodies.

Sighing, you reached over for the body wash, in a poor attempt of getting this done with.

“Jimin” you tried once more, not being able to wash yourself properly with the way his body was stuck to yours like glue.

“But babe” he spoke after what felt like ages, and you swore to God you could hear his pout, “I demand your love and attention”.

This time you couldn't help but laugh under your breath, placing your hands on top of his to try and remove them.

“And I demand for you to let me shower”.

He stayed silent for a few more seconds before he finally let go of you. However, next thing you knew, he turned you around, allowing you to watch him apply some shampoo on his palm.

“What are you doing?”

He bit his lower lip, starting to shampoo your hair. “You want to shower and I want attention, so let's do both”.

How could you ever say no to that logic.

Kim Taehyung

“Oh my God” your body jumped slightly up at your boyfriend's sudden reaction after he had put a few of your shampoo on his palm.

“What?” you wondered, trying to turn your head towards him behind you to know what was going on.

“Your new shampoo” he exclaimed again.

“What is it?!” you freaked out.

“It smells amazing” he confessed in awe, earning a snort from you as his hands digged in your hair, starting to delicately apply the product on you.

“Aish, you scared me, I thought there was something wrong” you whined, closing your eyes and relaxing into his gentle touch.

“Oh, there is” he nodded his head, “I feel like eating your hair now”.

A small laugh escaped your throat, sending shivers down his spine as a boxy smile parted on his lips. “Please do not eat my hair”.

Taehyung giggled cutely, pulling you under the water with him to wash your shampoo away. “Okay, I won't” his discouraged words received an amused smile from you. “But” he begun before you could even playfully thank him for his effort, hugging your body to his and burying his face in the crook of your neck, “prepare to have me nuzzled against your hair at all times”.

Jeon Jeongguk

“Mm…”

“No, don't moan, you tease” you scolded him as soon as that sound had escaped his lips.

Jeongguk let his head fall back, allowing himself to get lost in the feel of your hands running over his bare back. “But it feels so good”.

“I did not sign up for this” you stated in feigned annoyance, withdrawing your touch from his body and starting to apply some body lotion on yourself instead.

He whined, turning around so he could rest his hands on your waist and pull you closer to him. “My body hurts” he reminded you with a pout, “and you're the one who offered to shower me”.

You crossed your arms over your chest, rolling your eyes at his cute, pouty face. He was right, after all; you were the one who had offered to treat him after practice.

“Okay” you gave in with a sigh, reaching over for some more body wash, “but no moaning”.

Jeongguk nodded effusively with a bright smile he could just not conceal under your warning stare, already anticipating the sensation of your hands on him.

“Ah…” he purposely let out the second they were on his chest.

“Jeongguk!” you called him out once again.

And although you had wanted to seem mad, the adorable giggle that abandoned your boyfriend's mouth left you no choice but to follow right after him. He really was a tease.