#so I won’t be angry that they fucked up some of my blorbos again

[irascible-iridescent]

“Oh I want to see my Warden my Hawke my Inquisitor again! I want to see my favorite Li again! Pls pls pls bioware let me see them again!11”

FOR WHAT? For bioware to horribly mischaracterize them??? To make them say something they would not fucking ever say? To make them into a 5 minute cameo and to kill them right before your eyes? Just to tell you that your past Li broke up with your character off screen and married somebody else? They will make it horrible and they wont even make their face sculpt right

[agardenandlibrary]

Fandom: wheel of time?

oh gods there are so many characters okay, hold on. I've only read 1.5 books and seen the show so these opinions are Subject to Change:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) solid tie between Perrin and Nynaeve. Perrin, please just go be a wolfman. Nynaeve, babe, you're so fucking angry and I love you but please drink some tea and calm down.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Egwene.... I love and support her, can't wait to see the Wonder Girl shenanigans. Calls Rand "woolhead" literally every day and she's right.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) are any of these characters underappreciated? Love Thom. Love to see him again someday. I appreciate a man who sees kids fresh in the world and goes "damn it, those are mine now". this also applies to Lan.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) literally anything about the Aiel makes me feel unhinged. I desperately want to know more about them. that battle scene in ep7/8 whatever with Rand's mom? Iconic. Legendary. probably not really obscure??

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Rand. 😔

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) .......... right now? Mat. Except Jordan is already tormenting him for fun tbh. Gives him a cursed dagger then steals it smh.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) every White Cloak. I hate to see them.

[evilblot]

Ey fam, how about Silent Hill for the ask meme if you're still doing it?

Oh damn you really wanna bring the big guns to the playground uh? Let's goooooooo 🔥🔥

*Only one disclaimer though: I am not familiar with the SH community, so if I pick a character who according to the fandom doesn't fall into the category I decided to put them into... Sorry but I literally don't care, I do what I want jdbhd

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

In my restless dreams, I see that man. James Sunderland. I promised I'd stop thinking about him someday... But I never did. Well, he became my poor little meow meow now... We hang out in our 'special place'... We're waiting for you...

I also think about Valtiel and Pyramid Head. An awful lot if I might but not for the reasons y'all might think of. I love them twitchy bastards so much, I wish they would take me by the hand and show me the secret to be so fucking amazing and with a flawless lore and a character design so on spot people still talk about it to this day <3c

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

The One Truth! Nobody talks about him and it makes me sad... I mean look at him? He's so cool, his symbolism is slaying the absolute penis and ngl I'd kill to get a hug from him. I want him to pick me up and hold me gentle like the hamburger pwease <3c

Oh! Also Raw Shocks (Abstract version), they look like wet kittens in a cardboard box, so ofc I want to take them all home with me jddhd

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Heather, or rather Cheryl Mason. I honestly don't know nor care about her being underrated or not but I really love her and how's her character is handled. She gets a lot of shit for being "annoying" but she's a angry confused teenager dropped in an unforgiving cruel world so cut her some slack please?

Also shout out to my girl Lisa Garland, I'm gonna pick you up at 7 and take you somewhere nice, you deserve a break and a proper meal bestie.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Douglas Cartland! He's a sad old man who lost the light in his eyes and who can be seen walking around in boxers with the help of a cheat code.... What's not to love here? <3c

Very worthy of mention is also Fukuro Lady. I still have so many questions about her... Who is she? What's her story? Is she single? 👀 You get the idea jdbdb

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

James Sunderland voted once again as wettest most pathetic littlest meow meow of them all but I'd still make out with him if left unsupervised, more at 8.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Vincent. I'm gonna act stupid on purpose while challenging his religious theories, cackling like a mad man as he slowly goes insane trying to keep up with me.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

You know, I was about to say Claudia but fuck that, the only one who deserves to be yeeted to eeby deeby is Eddie and that's on that, no i don't accept criticism, only cash.

And we're done, sorry for the delay but this has been a real challenge ngl... Anyway, tènkius so much for the ask and sorry (<- not sorry) I desecrated this astounding piece of gaming history too with my poor life choices jdhfhdh

[p1nkwitch]

Can I also ask you about homestuck for the blorbo ask? I'm actually quite curious about your answers for this one 👁️

Of course! I always love to talk homestuck. Ah its been a while.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Gamzee Makara my son how have they butchered you and turned you into a joke...

I love him, similarly enough as with Peter, lonely kid, raised on a weird religions who was mostly abandoned by his guardian? sIGN ME THE FUCK IN. The fact that Karkat was his best friend and his moirall killed me in a good way, i was so angry that it got ruined and that they ended up turning his character into an evil deux ex machina plus an asshole in every way. He was also just a kid and he was utterly fucked from the begining due to his blood caste and basically everything else! He had no chance to win or have a happy ending. So yeah i love him and i have feelings about him and what was done to the kid.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Roxy Lalonde, Vodka Mutini and John! Listen one is a cat i know, but Roxy and John were the highlight to me during the entirety of the last act, every time i saw them i was happy, their relationship was cute, they literally were hope incarnated and i will always hold them dearly to my heart no matter what. John grew on me as a protagonist and Roxy overcame her troubles and was all around a good friend to everyone.

I stan this two and want nothing more than to hold their cheeks and squeeze them.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

The mailwoman, she went utterly murder stabby and once her job was done she went back to being her normal self to work on the thing she loved the most. She takes no shit from anyone and she will kick your ass.

Also Aradia cause i love her and she is cool as fuck.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Technically its not obscure... But like every small appeareance of my boy davesprite made my day. I was always looking for them to reference my boy or making sure he was still alive. Davepetasprite is also my child and i adore them as well, but i will always favour the fanta child first.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Bro Strider and Spades Slick. Bro because well, he ended up being horrible, then again we will never be sure if it was fully him or if lil Cal messed him up to the extreme, i feel he is compelling to be honest.

Spades Slick was cool as fuck and i will remain bitter that he got killed and we got Jack Noir as a trade, its not the same, that man was Karkats sort of mentor and he was hilarious, plus he and Ms Paint were cute. Did he murder a lot? Yes, did he try to kill Hussie? Yes. He was the best character there was.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Dirk and Karkat, im sorry for Karkat, but by the end of the comic he was... a shadow of his former self in many ways, so a bit of torture will have to do.

Dirk pissed me off a lot too, he had his moments where i enjoyed him greatly, but oh boy did they get interrupted by some weird fucked up shit he did.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Caliborn, every singly time he appeared i wanted to skip his text beceuse he was annoying, i knew he would be ending up as lord english but like, god his teen self was just so obnoxious i wanted him to die already.

[coffeefromthevoid]

Star Trek 🔫

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Julian Bashir! He's just such a fucking guy. Genetically augmented, bad with women, exchanges book recommendations with a war criminal - absolutely incredible.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

The middle-aged man demographic is massive in Star Trek. I feel like somehow Dr Phlox (Star Trek Enterprise) counts, despite ALSO being a middle-aged man. He just looks so funky! And I love the Denobulan culture of polyamorous relationships, it's very sweet.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

None of y'all understand Worf like I do. He's bad with people, he's Russian, he's trying too hard to be a good Klingon. He married a WORM.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Okay listen Shran isn't that obscure, but I think he counts for this. He's got that nice antagonistic feel with a strong sense of justice and fairness. Angry man wants to do good - more news at 9.

Or Garak, but I feel like he's in DS9 too often to count as an obscure fave, especially since he is, in fact, a fandom fave.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Listen, I was gonna say Julian Bashir again, but we all know it's gotta be Miles O'brien. This man tries to commit suicide on screen. Everything bad happens to him and he is literally Just Some Guy.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Gul Dukat. He deserves it for being a war criminal, but also his vibes are just So Something. I think it'd be funny. He'd have such dumb responses to it. This man went blind for reading a forbidden tome (yes, this is still a sci-fi series) and then went directly back to his bullshit. He'd be a good person to torment.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

KAI WINN BEHATED.