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gabriels-golden-kazoo · 7 months ago

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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forgettable-au · 3 months ago

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END OF CHAPTER ONE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)

* Time to put this puzzle together.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#long post #SO SORRY FOR THE POST BEING SO LONG BUT I NEEDED THE DRAMA AND YOU GUYS BEING LIKE #“why is it still going.....”#hehe #JOKES ON YOU! I LIED! THESE ARE 8 PAGES NOT 6!!!#yippiee #YOU GOT EVEN MORE #OKAY NOW #To address everything!!!#“time travel? Really?”#YES REALLY #HAVE YOU ALL SEEN WHAT SANS SAYS IN HIS BATTLE #“our reports” “timelines jumping left and right” “an anomaly in the time-space continuum” HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT STUFF #HE RESEARCHED THAT STUFF #HE HAS A SECRET CODEWORD READY IN CASE HE FINDS A TIME TRAVELER WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT???#Alphys has researched alternate universes too(which are usually related to alternate timelines)#okay enough of me rambling #I told u guys I made a mess to make the undertale timeline make sense lol #ANYWAYYSS #SIGH finally done with chapter one #IT WAS 52 PAGES LONG!!!!#So many things happened here #PAPYRUS AND FLOWEY ARE BACK!!!!#see you all again soon with chapter TWO #forgettable-au #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #papyrus is gaster #undertale #gaster

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skrimbloz · 3 months ago

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Happy 1 year of tumblrposting to me :D

#real ones remember the original drawing #and i thank said real ones for sticking around :3 #i think my improvement lies more in gaining personality and creativity in my work rather than techical skill #but in a way i think that is almost more important #and i hope to continue doing so onwards :)#OH ALSO SNEAKPEAK ON THE UPDATED NYA DESIGN IVE BEEN WORKING ON!#ninjago #nya jiang #robinzart

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umblrspectrum · 11 days ago

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how do lighting and shading work

#ok so remember that tag on my last post where i said i didnt feel like drawing drones #i lied the motivation to do it manifested out of literally nowhere #i saw the quote written down and knew i had to do something with j and tessa #just colored and whatchamacallit'd the first panel cause i felt like it #ive been trying to figure out how lighting and all that works #cause ive been focusing on like. exclusively lineart for the past 2 years #my skills at the other parts of art are kinda lagging behind #second panel was drawn in like 5 minutes cause i wanted to use the second half of the quote #dont think too hard about the implications of the scenario just roll with it #im slightly improving at drawing j #stupid haircut is so difficult to stylize for No Reason but i think i got a handle on it #for now #the first panel is looking off the more i look at it so im going to stop doing that and wrap this up #art #murder drones #murder drones j #serial designation j #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #crowzi #im including that one #flesha technically #cynessa #whatever you wanna call her #tesscyn #shes got too many names

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lucabyte · 4 months ago

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Different standards

#didnt mean to do this one in quote unquote colour but it wasnt legible without it so. heres a treat i suppose #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat loop #isat bonnie #lucabyteart #coughs up a lung. anyway. ramble time as per usual. this is what i was warming up for btw in case it wasnt obvious #besides being another entry in the 'letting bonnie read loop for filth on accident' series. this is mostly self indulgent musings on #headcanons (and i will just use that word here.) ive previously rambled about in other tags and posts #namely: in the scenario that loop integrates into the party as a New Person for quite a while before The Truth Come Out. i feel they have #a decent chance at really scoring a slam dunk in becoming a guardian figure for bonnie? loop's demeanor is already colder and a tiny #bit more level-headed than siffrin's in the way they seem to discuss bonnie with them. namely pointing out that bonnie #never really hated them. it seems to be one thing they're genuinely at peace with? they've seen by now the truth that bonnie #was just scared and upset. and likely now knows that what bonnie wants is to be treated with grown-up respect within reason. plus loop #already scores bonus points with bonnie since they didnt 1. fuck up bad like sif did in act 5 and 2. saved sif in the party's eyes #... but then when it turns out that this clean-slate relationship with a stranger was siffrin being deceitful? must have been odd.#bonnie seems to really dislike being lied to. the question is whether they'd see it that way? would they feel betrayed there?#anyway. this is set after all those emotions are at least settled some. loop able to be more physically affectionate... and yet #still not letting themselves be quite as close as they'd like perhaps. perhaps...#anyway translucent pyjamas because i dont care if you're comforting a crying child you've GOT to SERVE!!!#and also i feel like the party probably wouldn't let loop stay completely naked for that long. especially not post-reveal anyway

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undefeatablesin · 7 months ago

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YOU MUST ANSWER ⏳️

#sin scribbles #lies of p #lop #king of riddles #pinocchio lies of p #carlo lies of p #(so anyway i started having an existential crisis-)#(this was one of my favourite moments from the game so obviously my predictable ass made a comic page. lmao)#(i have a lot of thonks about this game. many many thonk)#(so yeah god willing expect to see more of my son bc the brainrot has me in a chokehold)

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pharawee · 2 months ago

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"Thank you for being by my side today."

—SPARE ME YOUR MERCY · การุณยฆาต · Episode 06

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sableeira · 2 years ago

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sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

#ango should have created a gangstersona too… it would have been a bit more spicy #although I do admit that not knowing where ango’s loyalty lies does make the betrayals in dark era good #but I guess similar things apply to Tachihara too which is why chapter 77 hits so good #Rimbaud gets third place for pm betrayals ig I like that his motives are about gay love but otherwise it’s just an okay betrayal #dazai isn’t even on the list because no one except Chuuya seems to count his defection as betrayal lol #I giggled so much during the episode because Tachihara was so dramatic throughout the episode ^_^ he is so funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd season 4 #tachihara michizou #bsd tachihara #ango sakaguchi #bsd ango

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hyakunana · 1 year ago

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Daily Hotel Krat: Yelp

#lies of p #lop #neowiz #pinocchio #sophia monad #polendina #fanart #comics #comic #i first planned to post all pages in one go but i thought better and naaah im gonna spread them through the week #as I type here i'm taking days off and use my time here to draw for myself more #also i 100%ed LOP this week 8DD extra hyped for whatever neowiz is planning!!#me before my trip: im not gonna bring my vg w me so i can actually rest and draw #me here: i miss playin

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usertoxicyaoi · 3 months ago

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"You must have felt it, too."

FANGS OF FORTUNE (2024). EPISODE TWENTY THREE -> EPISODE TWENTY FIVE -> EPISODE THIRTY THREE.

#fangs of fortune #asiandramasource #dramasource #cdramasource #tvedit #*#faiza gifs #like i said! choking is THEIR love language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#god there is SO MUCH to say THE WAYYYYYYY yichen's eyes and just demeanour CHANGES the more li lun chokes himmmmmmmmmm.#from the 1st one being a complete WTF to the 2nd one being WHY DO I FEEL SOMETHING FOR HIM to the last one being COMPLETE SUBMISSION.#god GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i am going INSANE. THEY DID ALL THIS FOR THE 5 LUNCHEN SHIPPERS THAT EXIST!#'you must have felt it too' oh li lun baby boy he MORE than JUST felt it.#whats that saying? good boys take you heaven but the bad boys bring heaven to you. YAAAAA.

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arsenicflame · 5 months ago

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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day

#this is why you share your plan with 1 (one) other person; kids. otherwise you end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people #you were trying to impress (and the man youve fallen head over heels for)#nyxtalks #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #september 1st #s01e04 #Discomfort in a Married State #gif #i didnt get the colour grading quite how i wanted it but i had fun tweaking them! its all learning; baybeee #im having fun! hopefully new laptop will have the power to let me control more things. maybe #(or maybe thats just skill issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#yall gotta be nice to me ok im still figuring things out #also like. as i said earlier. i knowwww this scenes been giffed to shit. but also not so many with the leap year note! so.#i learnt that 1717 was NOT a leap year in the process of making this. djenks i feel betrayed & lied to #did YOU remember we had a february 29th this year? because i sure didnt. i squandered her

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germultiple · 1 year ago

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my take on the wifeys (and the malewife)

#they are so color coded to me #dungeons and daddies #dndads #carol wilson #samantha stampler #mercedes oak garcia #dndads morgan freeman #marco li wilson #veronica stampler #rebecca swallows #cassandra swift #less so my take and more so an amalgamation of everything ive seen ngl ngl #i wanted the s2 spouses to have a darker version of their respective family color but sorta swapped it for morgan and cassandra #as a nod to morgans death #also this post is dedicated to the one person that commented about carols white mom swagger on my last post #my art

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anonymouscheeses · 4 months ago

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YALL WERE ALL WRONGG. THEY'RE BOTH GIRLFAILSS

NO ONE SIDED SIMPING HEREE 🗣🔥🔥

Bonus homophobic Jax 😝 (he's gay too)

Glad someone shut his trap for once even tho i love him 🙄

#in love with this new episode genuinely #6/10 cuz gummigoo isnt coming back #/j #the amazing digital circus #amazing digital circus #digital circus #pomatha #ragni #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragatha x pomni #pomni x ragatha #its been so long i forgot their ship names #i came back from my hiatus for them.. 😭#i always loved depicting them BOTH as absolutely head over heels over eachtoher because the “fell first fell harder”#thing js didnt sit right with me like fym one loves the other more?? none of that in MY circus heh 😼#what if gooseworx lied and they actually are endgame 😃 (me in denial)

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origami-butterfly · 7 months ago

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Hate it when j&h adaptations give Jekyll a female love interest, like bitch, he HAS a love interest who is introduced on the first page, and his name is MR UTTERSON THE LAWYER.

#well technically it's “gabriel john utterson' but those are the first 4 words of the book #my random stuff #dr jekyll and mr hyde #jekyll and hyde #and on a more serious note-#it tells me that the adaptation understood nothing about the novella #because the queer subtext* is almost domtext #*and yes i say subtext as opposed to coding because #Stevenson's purpose was to oppose the repressive victorian social structures #and the unspoken social codes and unnecessary laws surrounding what people could and couldn't do #and; yeah sure there were plenty of those for straight relationships #but doubly so for queer ones #queerness is SO important to this novella even though it's never overtly mentioned #edit: just saw a post that reminded me of this one and I'd like to add:#adaptations that give jekyll a female LI seem to make her ONLY a love interest without any development #and usually they only exist to get raped or killed by Hyde #it's. not great.

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killjoy-prince · 1 year ago

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House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning'#i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies'#Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot'#which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

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