#so I fudged it a bit to imply he meant the chocolate

[sailorfailures]

YEAH IT’S YOU!!!! IT’S YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

[monsterousmasterpiece666]

The sweetest treat

Pairing: Gabriel x Reader – Mentions of Sam, Dean, and Cas

Warnings: Super cute, slight jealousy, implied sexy times

Word count: 1,345

Story is about: The reader (hunter) has the day off and the bunker to herself, so she decides to watch a stripper movie and her angelic boyfriend shows up. He takes it upon himself to recreate the scene his way, and it ended up being a wonderful night off.

It was finally a quiet day at the bunker, the boys had gone out on a simple mission and you decided to stay behind and relax. You knew your amazing archangel boyfriend was busy with matters in heaven, and Cas was nowhere to be found at the time. It was time to indulge yourself, and watch whatever you wanted for your “movie day”. Popcorn in your lap you turned on one of your favorite movies, Magic Mike XXL. What girl doesn’t have a thing for strippers? Honestly. It was about half way through it, and the smile on your face made your cheeks hurt, you didn’t even hear the sound of angel wings outside your door, a soft knock made you jump and throw popcorn and candy wrappers all over the floor. Grumbling to yourself as you went and opened the door, your frown quickly turned into a smile as you saw your favorite angel standing there, looking like a god. His perfect light brown hair a bit messy, same light jacket with a grey t-shirt and jeans on, his golden wings tucked neatly beside him. A small scream of joy escaped your lips as your arms instantly wrapped around him, he smiled lifting you up his hands firm on the back of your thighs before laying you back on the bed, noses pressed together.

“How’s my favorite huntress? Staying out of trouble or causing it without me?” Wiggling his eyebrows as you laughed,

“No my silly angel, I’m just watching a movie and enjoying the quiet time. First time I’ve had the entire bunker to myself.” Your soft lips pressed against his, warmth spreading through you as he stood up shrugging his jacket off. You sat up on your elbows and watched him, as he moved you around under the covers snapping his finger as fresh popcorn and candy appeared on the covers. He moved letting you rest your head on his shoulder as he finally noticed what was going on in the movie.

“Um…Y/N? What in the world is this? Were you in the middle of…something?” Looking down at you from the corner of his eye, the men on the screen ripping their shirts off as you shifted a bit.

“No Gabe! It’s a movie. I mean…a girl can look right? I thought I would be by myself the entire day so I didn’t see the harm in it.” He raised an eyebrow and nodded, unwrapping a candy before popping it into his mouth as he watched. Not being able to help the giggles and smiled when certain things happened in the movie, he stared down at you once the movie ended.

“Do you wish I looked like them? All muscular and tall?” You could hear the sadness in his voice, and you moved around sitting on his lap your hands resting on either side of his face.

“Baby. I love you the way you are, every single thing about you is perfect and I’d never change a thing. It’s only a movie, and none of those guys could ever be half the man you are!” Kissing his nose as you got up off him, and kissed the top of his head before smoothing out his wings,

“Besides what girl would be crazy enough to not want you with every ounce of their being?” He seemed happier after you gave him the small pep talk and headed to the kitchen with you, he wasn’t really one for food that wasn’t sweets but he couldn’t deny what a wonderful cook you were. Dancing around the kitchen with each other while the food cooked was certainly amazing until he stopped and kissed you deeply. Tongues wrapping around each other as he backed you up to a counter and set you up on it, the cool marble freezing your thighs as your shorts slid up. His hands gripped at your waist, as your arms and legs wrapped around him. Unwillingly you pulled from the kiss panting heavily, pressing your forehead to his.

“Remember humans have to breathe Gabriel, we can’t all be…almost indestructible!” He laughed with you as his wings slowly wrapped around you, holding each other peacefully until dinner was done. After you finished eating you got a call from Sam wanting you to research something, and Gabe decided not to follow you which was weird for him.

“I have something I need to do really quick while you research Y/N. When you go back to your room I’ll be right there I promise.” He kissed your forehead and turned walking away; sighing happily you went to do your research. You were sure that you left your door open as you headed back, slowly turning the door knob you saw something you never thought you’d see.

Gabriel was standing there in fresh white jeans, a blue shiny jacket and his hair ruffled slightly, looking the way it did after your exciting nightly activity. You saw a jar of fudge sauce, whipped cream, sprinkles, heart shaped chocolates, and a number of different candies. He snapped his fingers and music started to play as he started taking off his jacket, you couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Of course Gabriel was watching the ending where “Tito” did his candy shop routine, and your trickster obsessed with sweets would choose that to inspire him. He frowned at you and stopped, cocking his head to the side,

“Y/N? Isn’t this sexy and such? Like in the movie?” You nodded and went over to him, sliding your arms up his sides as you kissed his collarbone.

“Baby you have no idea how much of a turn on for me this is…but it is a bit funny you have to admit.” He smiled and nodded before pushing you onto the bed, snapping his fingers making your clothing disappear. Attempting to cover yourself as he stared down at you, he snapped again a soft red rope tying your hands to the headboard and your feet to the end of the bed, the blush on your cheeks was as red as the cherries in the jar beside you.

“I think my sweetheart, deserves to be even sweeter. Almost too sweet to eat?” He nibbled on the side of your neck, a soft moan escaping your lips as he reached for the whipped cream spraying some into his mouth before looking down at you.

“Y/N! We are back from our hunt! Everything went well!!” Sam called out as you heard their heavy footsteps heading straight towards you. Gabriel grimaced as he growled into your ear,

“Oh hell no they aren’t ruining this for us. I need my lady, and I need her NOW!” With a snap of his fingers you both transported to your favorite get away spot, a small note left on your bed.

Dean walked up and grabbed it reading it aloud, as Sam glanced around the room.

“Y/N is a bit tied up with something right now. I’ll return her in one piece in a while. Don’t touch my sweets. – G”  They both looked around noticing the candies, whipped cream, and candles lit everywhere. Finally it clicked in both of their heads, Dean roared with laughter as Sam’s face turned red.

“I think this whipped cream was meant for something that isn’t a sundae! I wouldn’t touch this stuff with a ten foot pole, who knows what sexual escapades this was involved in.” Both walking away as they shook their heads.

That night was the stickiest, sexiest night you had with Gabriel since your relationship began, but washing away all the sweet treats wasn’t exactly a wonderful experience. You did smell like candy for a few days after, and Gabriel couldn’t keep his hands to himself. Not that you minded one bit!