#so HIIIII POOKIE!!
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linkedstoriestogether i am going to finish writing that update right fucking now just for you. we were procrastinating it for like 2 years but now im DETERMINED to do this for you
#YOURE SO POLITE#WAAAAAAAAAAA#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#moon + sun#wait i think you actualy frequent our blog#so HIIIII POOKIE!!
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raccoon girl of tumblr for realz
#is me!!#for the non twt followers hiiiii look how cuuuute#they’re kinda big on my tiny pea head but uhhhhh they were cheap and came fast so#THEYRE CUUUUUUUTE#and SOOOOOO FLUFFFYYYY#i couldn’t wait to make “serious’’ content with them on#day 2 of my period is kicking my ass :)#OH and#pookie I am NOT A FURRY >:|
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girl me too what
#HELLO????? ASDFGH#I mean a win for me and the roy truthers I guess but like.... why set all of that up then????#I feel like this was only to set up last episode's illustration and they were like eh actually too complicated let's back from it#again. good for me ig but like...... why did all that happen in the first place then if it was not gonna have any consequence or follow up#also Thomas is ace because I say so and I know him personally !!!!! Oh my other Thomas route's mind is going feral rn#anyways hiiiii Roy Im also single and at the table with you and ahahaaa wanna hold hands pookie and not break up 2 weeks later???#Okay so now can Elenda and Brune date? Gracias !#my candy love#mcl new gen#my candy love new gen#mcl new gen spoilers
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so happy to see bestie ncuti on my screen i can’t stop smiling
#like idek what’s going on but my pookie bear is on my screen so#hiiiii<3#hiiiiiiiii<3#shut up carley#doctor who#dw spoilers
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yargg... how pitiful.. you binx... (in a good way ig)
THERE'S A REASON BEHIND THE NAME!! IT'S BECAUSE I'M 24/7 HAVING A RAGER OF A PITY PARTY IN MY BRAIN POOKS!!!!!
Also Binx is my cat's name and I love him very much.
YARGGG TO YOU TOOOOO!!! AYE MATEY!!
i sure hope it's in a good way
#my posts#HIIIII#HELLOOO#YOU ARE SO POOKIE#I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE RN BUT I LOVE YOU KISSES KISE MWAH
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#HIIIII POOKIE#my smiderpan#My amazing#beautiful#Bestie#I missed you#My trip was so long#Had no internet#Well slightly internet but not enough to draw#I had so many ideas#I might just send them all today#Maybe#hopefully?#Idk#but I'm back#And ready to draw memes and shit#What will the next drawing be?#who knows#anyway..#HI SMIDERPAN#MISSED YOU SO MUCH#❤️❤️❤️
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hiiiii! I'd like to request 💒 with the politest cat, oscar piastri! and dont hold back on the 🌶🌶🌶 pookie ;)
this is short n sweet but i hope it’s ok!!
song lyric prompt: “religion’s in your lips // the altar is my hips, even if it’s a false god” false god ~ taylor swift 💒
warnings: oral sex (f receiving), oscar wakes reader up w sex i don’t know what to call that but i will include here!
minors dni
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the early morning sun came through the gaps in the curtains like spotlights, perfectly hitting oscar’s brown curls and turning them golden.
his head was between your legs, lazily eating you out as you lay on your back, still half asleep and feeling like you were in a never ending dream. oscar did this sometimes; he would wake up earlier than you most days and he’d get antsy, not wanting to start the day without you but not wanting to ruin your sleep. this was his compromise- first kissing your forehead to wake you, then making his way down until he reached your centre. for him, this was the equivalent of going to church on a sunday, and for you, it was the equivalent of waking up in heaven. oscar’s usually foul mouth sweetened with the taste of you, his lips blessed as they nipped and sucked at your softness.
your hand reached down for his hair, brushing it through with your fingers. “morning, osc,” you yawned, finally opening your eyes to take in the sight in front of you.
he lifted his head. “morning, y/n,” he replied with a cheeky smile before continuing his hard work. “you’re so sweet,” you murmured, letting the waves of pleasure mix with your sleepiness. you finished 3 times before he surfaced again looking pleased with himself, kissing you lovingly before dragging you downstairs to watch him cook breakfast.
god, you loved it when oscar was home.
#oscar piastri#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri smut#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri x reader smut#op81 x reader#op81#op81 imagine#op81 fluff#op81 fic#op81 x you#op81 x y/n#op81 smut
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But Daddy I Love Him
instagram au.
♥︎ luke hughes x zegras! sister
♥︎ face claim: marsai martin
"i forget how the west was won"
yn.zegras
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yn.zegras the west coast, and my brother...
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trevorzegras WOWWW OKAY. only here for the free vacation and not me...
↳ yn.zegras yup!!! how'd you know!!!
↳ trevorzegras i hate you.
↳ yn.zegras i love you too!!
lhughes_06 wow.
↳ yn.zegras 🤭
↳ trevorzegras luke. do not comment on my sisters posts.
↳ yn.zegras trevor shut up.
jackhughes little zegras and big zegras take over the west coast
↳ yn.zegras THE BEST SIBLINGS IN THE NHL!!! (even though i dont play..)
↳ jackhughes you've gotta better wrister than luke, so id say your better than him.
↳ lhughes_06 why do you always bully me.
↳ jackhughes because it's fun!!!
↳ yn.zegras luke don't listen to anything he says, he's jealous of the fact that you have two arm to use and he doesn't :)
↳ jackhughes too soon, yn. too soon.
masonmactavish23 MY FAVORITE ZEGRAS RETURNS!!!!
↳ yn.zegras I ONLY CAME TO SEE YOU!!!!
↳ trevorzegras this is why you're adopted.
↳ yn.zegras OH WOW OKAY. CALLING MOM NOW.
yn.bsf HOTTTTTT WOOFFFFFFFFF
↳ yn.zegras I MISS YOU POOKIIEEEEEEEE
yn.bsf bestie takes over the west coast, with her...hot older brother!
↳ yn.zegras HOT OLDER BROTHER HELLLOOO??
↳ yn.bsf you heard me!
↳ trevorzegras hi :)
↳ yn.zegras TREVOR NO.
jamie.drysdale i love how you come to the west coast when i'm now on the east...
↳ yn.zegras JAMIE IM COMING TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK SHUSH.
↳ jamie.drysdale I KNOW.
lhughes_06 please come back i miss you.
↳ yn.zegras omw!!! i miss you more
↳ lhughes_06 good.
↳ trevorzegras jack do you see this??
↳ jackhughes yeah i do.
_quinnhughes hit trevor for me yn :)
↳ yn.zegras yes captain!
↳ trevorzegras quinn why do you hate me so much?
↳ _quinnhughes nothing personal bud just, your face
↳ yn.zegras QUINN HAHAHA
↳ trevorzegras she just hit me. thanks quinn.
↳ _quinnhughes you're welcome bud!
yn.bsf BIG TREESSSSS
↳ yn.zegras BIGGGG TREESSSSS (i wanted to climb one soooo bad)
trevorfanpage everyone say thank you to yn for blessing us with a new back picture of trevor
↳ yn.zegras IT'S AN HONOUR I'LL KEEP THEM COMING FOR YOU GUY'S
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an: hiiiii!!! im down here this time LOL!!! first chapter doneeee!!! it kinda took a while but it was soooo much fun to make!! i hope you guys enjoy it! i'm sorry it's a little short and boring, i wanted to start it off simple and easy. getting into more of luke and yn story later on the upcoming chapters!!
hopefully you guys got the connection between the lyric and the west coast! i was going to put the the lyrics in every chapter, but i kinda find that annoying to do that for every chapter, but i will do it for a few!!!
longer chapters will be coming soon though!! like and reblog if you enjoyed!!! much love as always <33333
tags🎀: @lukey-pookie-hughes43
#nhl fanfiction#nhl hockey#nhl imagine#nhl x reader#nhl fic#new jersey devils#instagram au#luke hughes fic#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes imagine#luke hughes fluff#luke hughes x sister!reader#luke hughes x y/n#trevor zegras#jack hughes#quinn hughes#jamie drysdale#mason mctavish
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hiiiii! i love ur posts sm n i was wondering if u could do shua or jeonghan bf texts ? tysm in advance!!
jeonghan bf texts !
thank u sm omg cries AND JEONGHAN THE LOMLLL
thank u for requsring this pookie !!
also HELP.. forgive me but i made this yesterday (before jeonghans post) and whats crazy is that today he posted. and i couldnt think of any ideas for another slide so just oretend u rwad this before he postwd lol!!!
#seventeen scenarios#seventeen headcanons#seventeen texts#seventeen fake chats#seventeen fluff#seventeen fake texts#seventeen imagines#seventeen reactions#seventeen#seventeen jeonghan#jeonghan#jeonghan imagines#jeonghan scenarios#jeonghan fluff#jeonghan reactions#jeonghan texts#jeonghan fake texts#jeonghan fake chats
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HIIIII ANGELLLL
SEVIKA WITH A PLUSHY I REPEAT SEVIKA WITH A PLUSHY. I know you did a small thing about reader with plushies but I thought it’d be cute for Sevika to be the one with plushies. Maybe reader stays over for the first time and finds her plushie collection hidden somewhere. Sevika would for sure deny and get insecure that it’s hers but READER JUST FINDS IT CUTE. I defo think she has the one she had since she was a baby that she still sleeps with. Perhaps it’s a small collection of those tiny beanie babies which she had a obsession with when she was younger (and still is obsessed with) or those squish mellow stuffies. (She has names for them too)
Thank you pookie 😩
WAHHHHHH
men and minors dni
sevika doesn't have many personal mementos or keepsakes. she's not a sentimental person, and she didn't have a lot growing up to hold onto. but there is one thing that she holds near and dear to her heart.
'stinky bear.'
stinky bear is a tiny little plushy, about the size of a beanie baby, that can fit comfortably in the palm of her large hand now. she's had it since she was a kid, it was the first stuffy her parents got her, and the only one she ever seemed to like.
she took him everywhere when she was a kid, shoving him in her back pocket and toting him all around town.
she only stopped taking him everywhere when, one tragic day at the ripe age of four and a half, sevika dropped stinky bear in the street, and watched in horror as a car ran right over him.
he was rescued, but he was never the same. his fluffy brown fur was matted, his head was separated from his body, one of his eyes missing. her mom tried her best to put him back together, throwing him in the wash and stitching his head back on with a chunky purple yarn, replacing his missing eye with a spare black button.
after that day, sevika started leaving stinky bear in her bed, treating him with gentle, reverent care, only touching him at bedtime, curling him into her arms and holding him tight to her chest.
sevika had to grow up way too fast. by the time she was ten, she was numb to the horrors of the world. she bulked up and taught herself how to fight, how to blend in and go without notice, and when to stand out and speak up. all her toys and childish games losing their whimsy as she became more and more disillusioned.
but she could never find it in her to let go of stinky bear.
not when she's been holding him every night since she was a baby. not when he's been by her side through thick and thin, soaking up her silent tears every single night. not when he's been through so much already.
stinky bear could stay.
stinky bear did stay.
when sevika moved out on her own, leaving her old drunkard of a father and the ashes of her mother on the mantel behind, stinky bear came with her.
he doesn't send the night in bed with her every night, now now that she's grown, but he sits on her bedside table permanently, ready and waiting for whenever sevika might need him.
and when she has nightmares, when she has horrible days at work, when she loses a fight or has a shitty hangover or feels alone, she reaches for stinky bear, curling her giant, grown body around the tiny, run down plushy.
when sevika has people over, stinky bear goes in the closet.
partly because she doesn't want to hear the teases her friends and co-workers and the girls from babette's are likely to throw out, partly because she's horrified of something happening to him while her back's turned.
she doesn't have people over often. in all her time in her apartment, she's had people over less than a dozen times, but still. stinky bear goes in the closet when she does. (sometimes in her fire-proof safe.)
and then she meets you.
the first few times you go over to sevika's place, you're way too preoccupied with her to notice anything else.
but after long enough, sevika and you become comfortable enough to just... hang out.
it's one of those kinds of dates, where you're really just existing in each other's space as one of you works or cleans or reads, when you first meet stinky bear.
sevika's reading and drinking, and you're taking a shower in her bathroom-- her water pressure is so much better than yours.
when you get out of the shower, you realize you forgot to grab a towel for yourself. so, you dart into sevika's bedroom and rifle through her closet looking for a towel.
you don't find any. but you do find stinky bear.
the sweet little plushy is sitting front and center in her closet, on top of a pile of neatly folded sweaters. it's clear that he's old and well loved-- his ears are a little crusty, his fur is stained and matted, he's got mismatched eyes, and he's sewn together with purple yarn across the neck.
your heart melts.
sevika has a stuffed animal.
you don't say anything about it, it's clear she doesn't want to talk about it if she's hidden it away like this. you just gently press a peck to the bear's little head and close the closet door.
when sevika asks you to move in with her, you expect her to finally introduce you to stinky bear.
she doesn't.
you feel almost bad.
sure, she's got you to hold now when she's having nightmares, and you're able to actually hold her back and comfort her with gentle words of affection. but you can tell stinky bear means something to her (especially when you catch her standing in her closet, gently stroking his fur one night.)
so, you decide to do something about it.
one morning as you're making the bed, you pull stinky bear out of the closet and gently place it on sevika's side of the bed, pulling the covers up underneath the tiny bear's chin, and giving it a kiss.
you don't say anything. you just leave it for her to find.
when she does (and she doesn't tell you this until you guys are married) she sobs.
the fact that you knew and you still didn't make her talk about it, knowing how hard words are for her-- the fact that you didn't tease her about it-- the fact that you treated stinky bear with such gentle regard, his head resting gently against her pillow, the his arms out over the blankets-- the fact that you knew she'd been missing him-- it makes her weak in the knees.
there's no conversation about it. but when you get home that night, you find sevika sleeping on top of the covers, stinky bear tucked into the crook of her arm as she snores.
when you crawl in beside her, she blinks awake, and you smile. she smiles shakily back at you.
"his name's stinky bear." she whispers, her voice raspy. you smile and lean forward, pressing a kiss to her forehead, then a much gentler one to stinky bear's.
and after that, stinky bear resides in you and sevika's bed, back where he belongs.
every morning, you tuck him into bed under the covers for sevika to come home to.
when you guys fuck in bed, you always pause to gently place the old stuffy on the bedside table-- facing away from the two of you, of course.
(and when you're done, you put him right back where he came from.)
each night, sevika sleeps where she always sleeps with you-- right on top of you, her head on one of your tits, her leg hiked up over yours.
but now, instead of her hand groping your free tit, she's gently holding stinky bear.
okay, are you ready to really cry?
when you guys have your daughter, sevika passes stinky bear down to her.
she loves the bear almost as much as she loves her mommas.
(and sometimes, when sevika's particularly upset or sick, you sneak stinky bear out of your daughter's sleeping arms and bring him to your bedroom for sevika to hold for a while.)
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stadium skates - M.R
@alexahughes : el oh el my brothers are so cute giving me a lil stadium jacket , and my boyfriend is even cuter 🤗❤️
tagged : @mattrempe @jackhughes @lhughes_06 @alleyrempe @stephrempe @elblue6
location : a stadium
jroslovic96 : thank you for your support mini hughesyyyy❤️
↪ alexahughes : youre so welcome pookie 💙
bgoodrow : DANG YOURE DATING ONE OF OUR MOST HYPED PLAYERS AND CANT EVEN GET A CLOSER SEAT😬😬😬😬
↪ alexahughes : ill kill you barcs😡
kaaokakko : 🏒
jacobtrouba : my favorite New Jersey-in
↪ alexahughes : huh
jimmyvesey26 : dang you betray both sides at the same time 🙅🏻♀️
alexlaff11 : welcome to the right team 🥳
kandre.miller : glad you had fun!😘
trocheck_21 : next time im revoking your vip access
↪ alexahughes : u cant do that hah
bberard_9 : stop encouraging our fans to be violent 🤯🥹
mattrempe : my favorite rangers fan ever 💖💖💖
_brennanothmann78 : youre welcome for playing so well it gave you something to enjoy📸
alleyrempe : a queen and a legend , thanks for letting me tag along!💝
↪ alexahughes : OF COURSE MY SISTER BABY
kevinkorchinski : my freaking guy
brodzyy : so do u plan on coming to all our games or just a select few to piss your brothers off ?
↪ alexahughes : what does that even mean....
stephrempe : ugh cant wait till u marry my brother💍
jackhughes : traitor🖕🏻
lhughes_06 : traitor🖕🏻
nicohischier : traitor🖕🏻
dawson1417 : traitor🖕🏻
↪ alexahughes : omg I SUPPORT BOTH TEAMS🫷🏻🫷🏻🫷🏻🫷🏻
↪ pally_18 : that's not a thing pal🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻
john.marino97 : dang I cant believe you would go that low 😾
jesperbratt : 👎🏻
tmeier96 : 👎🏻
bssmith2 : RUDE (but nice jacket)
ehaula : wowowowowowowowowow
tofff73 : im so hurt its not ok
curtislazar95 : THIS IS WHY MY SON DOESNT LIKE THE HUGHES
↪ alexahughes : YOUR SON DOESNT LIKE US BC JACK HAD TO BE A DUMB BITCH AND HIT YOU WITH A STICK
akiraschmid93 : NOT MY FAVORITE GOALIE WARMUP BUDDY
holtz_10 : fOR REAL???
siegenthaler34 : ABAFSDNFALSIDJFN NOOOOOO
dougieham : IDK what to even say
naterbastia : appalling
jesperboqvist : just cant
A.N : HIIIII. Anon who requested this im sorry. I had to change the idea up a lil because I COULD NOT FIND ONE SINGLE PIC OF FAMILY SKATE THAT WOULD GO WITH THIS FIC AND IT PISSED ME OFF SO I JUST STOLE MATTS SISTERS INSTA PICS LMAOOOOO. I do hope you enjoy the twist I did though and it's ok if you dont feel free to yell at me.
ANY WHOOOOO IM ON A FUCKing roll rn :)
xoxoxoxox, M
tags : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43
#new york rangers#matt rempe#alley rempe#vincent trocheck#jesper boqvist#dougie hamilton#hockey#nhl players#instagram edit#jack hughes#luke hughes#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#brock boeser#alexander holtz#jonas siegenthaler#akira schmid#timo meier#jesper bratt#kevin korchinski#jacob trouba#barclay goodrow#new jersey devils
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We are so back!!!!
#OH MY GOD WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE I AM SO!!! HIIIII SCHOOLBUS GRAVEYARD MUAHHH#The pookies you guys I almost started crying!!#school bus graveyard#oh my god the flashing panel was so cool oh literature is back guys#webtoon
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Hiiiii I love the Jos lore that you share and I think it’s really entertaining so pls keep sharing ❤️❤️❤️
Anyway here’s a picture of baby max on an elephant being pookie ❤️❤️
I've seen this one!!! I know the issue it's from too I can't remember off the top of my head. It had other vacation photos in it that I remember super clearly here's one that's at hand:
Max is really sweet in this one it's super dear to me I think :(((
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If Ja’marr managed to drag Joe out of Cincy and take an actual break - where do you think he would take him? 🤔
(Im depressed over the loss so I’ve been trying to think of happy scenarios for the pookies)
hiiiii as per usual this got long wkwkk and idk more delusional than usual and i kept being sad abt everything 😭😭 so:
they're on different states currently i'm pretty sure?? joe back in cincy terrorizing the bengals facility and himself there while ja'marr had his usual acupuncture rehab session back in nola and who knows if they're both still there. probably tbh. i fully support them being away from each other lollll take some time away from work after that shitshow and that unfortunately includes your best friend (who you are in love with etc) who is also your coworker!
i imagine ja'marr being on a social media cleanse (thank fuck i hope he doesn't tweet anything please for the love of god i need them all to shut up why do they do this) so he probably doesn't know that joe is at the stadium until somebody (his dad? sister?) mentions it to him and he's all 'of course he is. he's throwing with dan isn't he.' and he gives joe what a day or two to get it out of joe's system before flying his ass to cincy and nagging at the man to stop trying to twist himself up into a pretzel.
for those few days ja'marr does spend himself because he too needs it ja'marr drives all around nola, shoots the shit with some old high school friends, plays in his old hangouts arcades hooping idk does he hoop i think not, eats out with his family, does chores with his mom, eats his body's worth in nola cuisine that sports nutritionists would weep at, etc etc. (also i thought his son lives with his mom lol i thought she takes care of him when ja'marr's busy with the season apparently his bm does it??? but i imagine he'd spend some time with junior too he loves that baby like crazyyy)
ja'marr sends joe random pics of his days, a snap of his mom nagging at him because he keeps putting needless shit into the shopping cart, a random cat wearing a bell on the sidewalk, the setting sun, a cloud shaped like a football, some seafood boil, some old friends of theirs messing up his dining room table, etc etc. joe replies back in short sentences or just ok emojis. ja'marr doesn't take it to heart. several random times joe sends the world's most shittiest one liners for some reason and ja'marr hypes him up while simultaneously telling him he needs help.
would they go to miami and get joe on a boat 🤗 ja'marr probably tested the waters first lmao if joe would be susceptible to some forceful shenanigans outside of his comfort zone. maybe joe would be like sighing and going yeah sure whatever can't hurt at this point and mainly because he himself wants to put a smile on ja'marr's face. maybe it's like that gq magazine clothes saga/get me the fucking ball where joe realizes that ja'marr wants him on a boat with him via the media (talk to each other for the love of god why does ja'marr keep spilling shit to the media unknowingly making joe realize what he wants via said media 'i didn't know i do it through media' baby please. please.) imagining ja'marr trying to be sneaky getting joe on that fucking boat but joe knows exactly what he's doing because ja'marr can't lie for shit to him and joe just telling him to quit it he'll go on the boat with him ffs and trying to hide his smile when ja'marr starts lighting up in surprised joy (experiencing joy because you brought out joy in someone else!!! doing something outside your comfort zone to put a smile on someone's face!!!!)
maybe they'll miraculously show up for another bball game. pretty sure ja'marr only fucks with the lakers lmao so maybe they pop by for an at home la game (back to la....hmm.....or just their away games nvm. they play at suns again on the 27th lol), break bengalsblr for a second time with their 🤨🤨🤨 matching outfits and weirdly first date vibes. maybe joe will finally drag ja'marr to a ufc game for a change! (i don't actually know any ufc matches...google says the nearest is the 23rd and then dec 8th?? idk any of these people 😭)
doing some shopping?? finding more matching outfits specifically shoes bc apparently that's where they their fashion interests intersect?? god bless if ja'marr makes joe wear one of his chunky interesting boots.
museummm dateessss but specifically national history museums or those space science museums or dinosaurs museums or those creepy oddities museum do you think they'd fuck with that probably not tbh. maybe they switch things up do things that ja'marr wants (boats, bball games, etc) and what joe wants (museums, ufc matches, etc) that's so cute wow. but ja'marr waits patiently as joe nerds out on the fossils and gigantic ass 3d planet renditions and those augmented topography booths where they can move sand and it automatically changes the color projections??? ja'marr remembers joe talking abt this shit one time and does his due diligence researching where it actually is and takes the man there. joe looks on fondly as ja'marr gets into it himself because the science museum offers so many interactive shit even he gets excited for it when originally he just took them there for joe.
late night walks that seem supremely out of character tbh. post clubbing (?) but they find they cannot stand crowds that night for some reason so they walk out and just stroll the midnight away. hanging out on some bridge leaning over railings talking about some easy plays, some insane ones they've made and want to streamline, ja'marr shares some of his cute little bathroom mirror post it notes goals for the season, joe shares that he's considering switching up his throwing arm practices, joe says he wants to do some blocking and tackling exercises and ja'marr tells him to shut the fuck up....okay sure but don't actually try to do it in game unless he absolutely has to. drinking shitty corner store bought beers and making stupid little jokes about their mistakes they can finally make light of under the flickering street lights and shrouded moonlight and blood buzzing slightly from shit alcohol. i don't think they've ever actually been in the position where they won't make the playoffs together. last year joe was injured so it maybe doesn't count idk. playing so fucking well together yet not making it is…..befuddling. so maybe they'll spend some time talking about that and coming to terms on it too. (actual verbal communication...hmmm)
breaking into a random community outdoor basketball court and they didn't find any bballs to play with but there's a dilapidated little football (of course there is. sharing a little smile because of course there's a football in a basketball court for them. out of all the courts they could end up in.) for some reason so they throw and catch with little success joe throws for barely 3 yards but they make each other laugh because 'damn jb that's pathetic' 'well maybe you should run and catch it what are you doing just standing there' and then it turns into a little game of tag and joe straight up tries to tackle ja'marr except he's shit at tackling and ja'marr never goes down on first contact but he lets joe bring him down and they just end up caking their stupid expensive clothes with dust and dirt with lightly scratched elbows and shins, staring up at the night sky with barely any stars, the street lights irritating their peripheral vision, limbs slightly grazing each other's, finally quiet and settled, barely fidgeting like they've been doing these past few weeks.
they both send stupid little snaps (do they use snapchat??? or just instagram ig) to tee who replies back cursing at them for not inviting him. they pop by his place literally the minute he replies that because technically they're just waiting for an 'invite'.
little family get together where joe finally gets to eat the chase family seafood boil??!!?!?!? the chases comforting him too :( they should go to a pet kennel (??? what are these called omg im too tired to search 😭) and pet some dogs and cats for therapy tbh
before joe goes back to spend more time with his fam and ja'marr with his and whatever shit they want to do apart before back to the reality of practices and season games, they watch the la film together. nitpick on each other's game. apologize for their mistakes once and move on with improvements.
in all honesty if i was remotely aware what places to go to in america that would fit these two this'll be a longer list but well
but wait sorry if i can just yap a bit for the team as a whole ngl i think everyone being away from literally everybody in the team would be good for everyone as whole (yes even joemarr from each other and god why tf is joe in the facility ffs) like just keep to yourselves and stay the fuck off twt and ig jesus these dramatic ass men have they never heard of a 2nd acc or even a burner account. like stay with your family and recharge for at least 2 days idk 3 or a whole damn week actually then come back greet each other like you love them and let go of your baggage and start getting your shit together for real. the vibes are terrible it's so confusing you were THE team the past 3 years and the vibes changed to SHIT starting literally WEEK 1 that i believe is from the jamarr contract debacle suddenly playing game 1 and the entire thing finally got put to rest by ja'marr himself (as he should! the thing about joe and ja'marr is they fix their shit! they know they made mistakes and they actually fix it!! he knows the contract stumps his joy from playing so he left it behind and got his groove back literally scored 2 tuddys the next game). but i do hope they all learn how to navigate each other again and actually work together as a team and better their communication. it's kind of funny that they went on that bonding trip only to have the worst bench vibes that same game 😭. snapping at your teammates is normal tbh but letting that shit keep on festering without actually making an effort to fix it is just cancerous and on whatever miracle hail mary some of them still believe they can make the playoffs needs to start there. and maybe some audacious change in play calling lmao just try anything at this point.
ok bye hhh
#ask#joemarr#ja'marr chase#joe burrow#still sort of sad so there like little whimsy tbh sorry#truly ridiculous#idk this doesn't hit for me like they usually do :( maybe it's because im still sad sigh#this fuck it mentality im trying to grasp is not easy 😭#my writing#should i change that tag damn
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HIIIII POOKIE I FREAKING LIVE YOUR BLOG :D
I do have a request that would be fluffy and interesting i think, maybe some headcannons about a “MCYT with a s/o who has cold urticaria”? It’s basically a rare allergy to the cold with hives and rash and everything. Like Cold weather, showers, Cold anything on the skin basically.
I'm mostly interested in Sapnap, Tommy and Schlatt, if you could do small headcannons for the Three I'd live to! But you can also choose only one of them, it's up to you!
HELLO POOKIE!! THANK YOU AND THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST! I GOT YOU!! I will try my best to write these as accurate as possible, this is the first time i’ve heard of that so if anything is not accurate or seems wrong i am sorry!! i’ve also been WAITING for a sap request. i botched my sapnap fic and wanted a redemption😛
Various!myct x Gn!reader
Ft: Schlatt, sapnap, tommyinnit
Schlatt
-Schlatt would definitely do a ton of research after you told him about your allergy. He would want to make sure he knows EVERYTHING.
-he would stress if the AC in the house was too cold. Scared that you would break out. I don’t think it works like that though.
-He would make sure to let you shower first so you can get warm water. He also takes unnecessarily long showers and doesn’t want to make you wait on him.
-He has a jacket for you in his car incase there’s ever a drop in temperature when you guys are out and about.
-He also keeps burn and rash creams in his house and car for you.
Sapnap
-Same as schlatt, he takes the time to do research and educate himself and his roommate dream. He wants you to be comfortable and understood.
-He trust that you know your limits and boundaries. he’ll be cautious at times when his anxiety is high but then he remembers that you know yourself best and you’ve had this allergy for a while so you know how to handle yourself.
-He lets you have free rein of his hoodies and sweatpants, he thinks you look great in them as well.
-He would make stupid jokes like “Babe watch out! don’t die!” when you walk by the freezer section in the grocery store.
-He went out and bought medicine and lotions that help the rash and pain.
TommyInnit
-Like the other two..He did research. you have to do research to understand complex things like that yk? Him and his mom sat down and did some research and listened to you explain it.
-He definitely sat down with you and asked ALLLL the questions he had, very specific ones.
-He jokes with you anytime the temperature slightly drops, tommy has the worst timing with jokes sometimes and they’ll occasionally land wrong. You guys make up fine though.
-Definitely has a stash of blankets in his closet and carries around those hot hands things. you know the things that you shake and they produce heat? yeah those.
-He likes putting the rash lotion on you whenever you do breakout , he’s very gentle with it and enjoys doing it because it makes you feel better.
#mcyt x reader#dsmp x reader#drabble#crayons writes#request#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x reader#schlatt#tommyinnit x you#tommyinnit x reader#tommyinnit#tommyinnit x y/n#sapnap x you#sapnap x reader#sapnap#sapnap x y/n
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HIIIII idk if anyone asked you that yet lmao.
BUT what do you think strollonso does on valentines dayyyy? Like does Nando get a bazillion flower for Lance and choco, and what does Lance do for Nando? Id love to hear your thoughts!!! ❤
Omg, this will be insanely fluffy !!!
Okay, so we all know Fernando is a horrible cook, but there's one food he can make without blowing up the kitchen and it's his mother's recipe for fabada asturiana (a trad. bean stew with meat/sausage). He wakes up early (careful not to wake his princesa) in the morning to make it and then serves it for breakfast right into their bed... He would also have some little gift, like a bracelet or a necklace for him <3 ...or the keys to one of his cars. Lance loves his cars.
Lance always buys Fernando a bouquet of flowers for each year they've been together, so now (in my pookie au) it would be the start to a sixth (SIX YEARS, MY GOD 😭). So, six beautiful bundles of roses on their kitchen counter each with a different love letter on them. Oh, the way Nando would BAWL HIS EYES OUT reading them 😭❤️ He would keep one rose each time and dry it, having them on display as a reminder of how much he loves him...
They would spend the whole day at home, enjoying each other's company. Not thinking about F1, or traveling or anything else, but them. Good food, good red wine and some good... you know :) Nando would treat Lance like an angel the whole day and it'd be like they had just fallen in love all over again...
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