#snztalk

[hitchqueen]

Imagine being held close at night, the person's nose brushing against the sensitive spot on your neck, and then...you hear a soft sniffle...

Followed by a whisper, their breath lightly brushing against your skin...

"I'm gonna sneeze..."

😳

[kohimi]

I think i might have already said it at some point but using a sneeze to blow your nose is the sexiest thing to me.

Like- wdym your nose's so stuffed that you have to use the force of your sneeze to blow it ???

Marry me, right now

[clownsocks69]

PLEASE DON'T INTERACT WITH OR REBLOG TO NON KINK BLOGS!!! anyway back to our regularly scheduled programing have a funky nose tickle of another one of my OC's hee hoo

[snzstuff]

Sooooo I told my gf about the kink today and it actually went pretty well. She had the cutest reaction she was like “so is that why you get all cute and silly when I sneeze?” And I was like “uhh yeah.” I also showed her this page and she said she’d be down to record some waves in the future so that might be happening soon.

[twitchyitchy]

Why am I a lightweight that has two mixed drinks, and ends up saying “Aww” when the beautiful tattooed bartender had the CUTEST kitten sneeze, followed the hottest double?

She looked so soft for a second when she mumbled a “thanks” when I threw in a blessing since we both knew we had been caught .

And she looked so annoyed when she knuckled the tip of her nose in a circle until it was an angry red and she dashed off to wash her hands. Her nose ring caught the light perfectly when she gave a particularly big sigh.

Help. Why am I like this?

[lobito-snz]

how many dominant snz fuckers here? i'm planning to do a super apologetic and submissive wav

idk if anyone would like it...~ ><"

[hitchqueen]

PERSON A: *Has a small sneezing fit*

PERSON B: "Bless y--"

PERSON A: *holds up their index finger, nostrils still fully flared and nose twitching as they look up* "N-not duh--done..!"

[kohimi]

Excuse me but, what the actual hell is this ?!

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[hitchqueen]

I'm... Uh... Heh.. What? I'm not blushing, you are.

your boyfriend has been eating you out, edging you for what feels like hours. his enthusiasm and skill is only slightly hindered by the constant need to knuckle roughly at his nose, the sharp, unsteady breaths he takes to keep some irritant at bay while he works. he knows as well as you do how this display is affecting you, and he’s using it to his advantage; you're teetering on the edge just looking at his pink, irritated nose, the maddeningly sweet flush to his cheeks, the haze of need just on the edge of his expression. you know he won't let himself sneeze, and it'll only happen if it overwhelms him. it’s driving you just as crazy as his tongue and fingers.

then, with a stuttering breath, his features give over to that undeniable need. he grips your thigh and gives you one last instruction in his breathy voice as he turns away: “don’t — hihh — don’t cum.”

[clownsocks69]

Believe it or not this goober was not initially intended for snz art but I guess the achoo life chose him :pensive: I'm glad everyone like him XDD

[adjryonicusd]

A quiet person meekly and casually talking about or apologizing for their world-ending sneezing fits, as if they have some general idea of how loud they are, but actually have no realistic idea of how ridiculously loud and distracting and how everyone in the building has to stop what they're working on until it's over.

[twitchyitchy]

Recorded a whole 3 minute sneeze session and realized it didn’t pick up . 😫😤

[meforeverz]

Someones accent being audible in their sneeze

[0chexmix0]

Ok, so this has been bothering me since it happened but I feel it needs to be said:

Don't go into places full of fucking children and do sneeze asmr videos.

Like, a month or two ago I was working (I work at McDonald's) and this older man came in, I don't even think he ordered food, he sat in the corner of the fucking restaurant with his shirt over his nose and just kept sneezing every so often and I can only assume he was recording.

I'm not one to kink/fetish shame (ffs I have this fetish), but I was introduced to kink and fetish shit at way too young of an age, so I see this shit and I'm fucking pissed cause there are probably two families in the restaurant with toddlers and I have 16 year old coworkers behind the counter. Don't force your kinks out in public without consent, especially with children around.

Had to put this out there cause I was just pissed by it. Keep your shit at home y'all. This is a fucking McDonald's.

[irosenpinetree]

A caretaker who tells their sick partner that's trying to talk while they have sneeze-

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk with your nose full?"

[hitchqueen]

Welp

My nose apparently woke up and chose sneezies today....

Constant tickle in the back of my nose, had quite a snz fit already, and the tickle hasn't died down.

And since typing this, I've already had another bit of a fit of 9 more sneezes...

Send help. And tissues. And comforts.