#snurk

[upthespiralstaircase]

000022 by Zuzana Hábeková

[toughpaperround]

I know a Karen who can speak to my manager any day she likes

[toughpaperround]

[image ID: tweet by user @TheRstott, it's me Richard Stott, from September '23. "Saw a thing where people were sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she though it was standard to shake and spray at everyone like an f1 driver as that's the only reference she had." /end ID]

[taldigi]

"it's okay digit you can say Komi can't communicate"

WHAT who SAID that show yourself!!!!!

[cidnero]

mutual 1: guys can you stop putting me in the death pit

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 3: pon farr invented yaoi

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 4: [picture of the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen] couvid

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 5: is anyone else being flooded by the snurks

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 2: guys i dont know whats happening

mutual 2: the snurks

murual 6: [renaissance portrait of a man pissing] seeing this age 10 gave me my piss kink

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 7: the snurks

mutual 2: the snurks

mutual 8: just trapped her in the saw bathroom!!!!!! now she’ll never leave me 🤭

mutual 2: the snurks

[amethysts-angel214]

Should I make an AU of this movie where the Gayans and the Snurks are humans?

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@aimmyarrowshigh

[marikee]

SNURK beddengoed voor een stoere kinderkamer én creatieve kinderkamer

Het beddengoed van SNURK is volgens mij de droom van elk kind, want slapen met een levensechte dino of dromen tussen regenboogjes van klei dat maakt naar bed gaan een stuk leuker! Bekijk meer van onze kinderkamers met SNURK beddengoed.  Continue reading Untitled

[room215]

friends on a discord call last night were talking about pikmin and for me it turned into a game of deciphering what was an actual name of a pikmin character/creature/etc and what they were making up just to fuck with me

[running-with-kn1ves]

A/N: Here's a little comfort thang for all my revenge bedtime procrastination buds going through their tumblr rn. I am so exhausted ya'll.

CW: Yandere themes, potential murder, drabble.

You're awake. It's past midnight, maybe 1AM. Maybe even close to 2. Your friends are gone, and not just for the night; it was, of your desperate hope, the last time you'd see them. The warm body behind you made sure of that. It pressed deeper against you, the ridges of a familiar stomach and chest leaning deep against your back, fingers smooth like water gliding up your hip, dipping to your waist, pulling your hair back from your neck. The night proved all you needed to know-- that this would be your last reunion.

No words needed to be exchanged, no spits of insults or creepy attempts to calm you with affection and smothering, tongued kisses. You saw it on your... "partner's" face. The jealousy, the rage-- the passive-aggressive jabs earlier in the night that just turned straight into aggressiveness. The snurks and vicious smiles that shot from across the room anytime you smiled, laughed, or acknowledged an inkling of a word someone other than your soulmate had produced. You were being hunted, being tested, with your friends only mildly put off-- not aware of the dangerous game they were playing whenever they tried to catch your attention, to act like a friend. Tonight was what you needed to see to know that your loved ones weren't safe as long as the body behind you was still warm.

If you didn't have the power of persuasion, and months of practice in calming down a creature that could turn at the drop of a hat, your friends might've been dead before they left your home. But your sacrifice, your lying awake on this night, misery swimming in your head as your body instinctively relaxed to the gentle touch, had proved that you kept them safe. That your life would always hang in limbo, the rest of it likely to be a very lonely existence as long as you remained fitted against a beast that liked to play with its food-- its lover.

"mm'n... I love it when it's just the two of us. So quiet, just your heart beating against my ear."

How could you sleep, praying you'd never see another acquaintance or old schoolmate in the grocery store while your lover was in earshot? You held more than just your own life in your hands, and it was terrifying. The trickles of fingernails gliding down your back with patterned ease usually lulled you to sleep, the tickle so soft it left you feeling airless. But you had laid here for two hours already, sending feverish prayers and sweating against the sheets as your paranoia got the best of you. The beast was happy now, but what would be next to set it off, to make it lash out at you, to draw you into a corner and decide you weren't behaving well enough to keep around anymore? You loved projects, to take home abandoned things and give them the safety they've never found before. it's just too bad it doesn't work that way with people.

A hand reached around to turn off the lamp beside you, deciding it was tired of teasing its victim. You enjoyed the momentarily release. Not long however, you received a suffocating bear hug from behind that tugged and pulled you snug against the heat radiating upon your neck. Soft, hot breaths, in line with your own helped fill the soundless night. You focused on those breaths, of in and out. Each of your own was tight and a little too late on the release, trying desperately to doze into unconsciousness.

[llatimeria]

op you drew my dog

even her paw

I love the chihuahua. It’s like someone tried to make a bug out of a dog

[scarletfire03]

snurk

[toughpaperround]

Don't give up on your dreams

Keep Sleeping

[zombielesbean]

you can pet the snurk in Grey Area

[tfinnbarr]

"Snurk Toestompa, Clurm's chosen angler, unquenchable molar of the gods, the unkillable meatthirster, captain of two ships, actually it's triples, triples makes it safe, it's three ships"

[tf2heritageposts]

I CLAIM ZIS ASKBOX FOR FRANCE!🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🧍‍♂️🗡

HAHAHAHAHOHO *SNORK* HAHOHO *SNURK* HOHO

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