#sneese

[cybergoth-damsel]

Sneese is getting ready to take the stage; she's been practicing a brand new comedy routine that they wants(???) to debut for the audience. Suddenly, their cellphone rings... It's the president of the Plumbob Pictures recording studio!

Where do I sign up to give EA a failing grade in pronouns.

[halfawillowtree]

art by @iza_in_badtrip

[kawaiibarty]

i only work well under duress and if im working well and im not stretched thin then that means it's a rare case of enjoyment 😁

[eshtaresht]

oh damn oh jees I'm so normal sooo sooooo normal rn ahaha! emotionally, I'm feeling sorta ZGBZFDHZV HV ZDH DZVVZDS ZD ZZV LZV. like, it's trigun, I expected it to hit hard BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO HIT SO HARD spoilers for ep 10 under the cut as usual

tbh I'm mostly shaking about the next ep and impending season finale, but this one was still pretty brutal

firstly, the goofs. vash fucking SNEESING and getting ruthlessly bullied by wolfwood is pretty much in spirit of their relationship in 98' anime and I'd love to see more of it (pls I hope there'll be a season 2)

scar reveal! I was afraid they're gonna give him a glow up and yeah, some scars are barely visible, but the other ones look awful. so, everything I hoped for, good to see he's in pain /j. also nico tried so hard not to stare at shirtless vash... he's looking away respectfully

vash is such a wet cat pathetic paperbag of a guy... just let that guy take a shot, barely flinched, took the bullet 'cause he thinks he deserved it. didn't even think of attending the wound until wolfwood said so. and, mind you, vash doesn't have any superhuman abilities so that must've hurt like hell

nico's job is so funny because to keep vash safe he has to get into mega epic fights, but also remind that idiot to eat and take care of wounds. again, vashwood duo feels more like the original now, after the sandsteamer. I think nico actualy started caring about vash since he saved the orphanage, it's great to see him conflicted with his mission

also policemen from ep 1 and the guy who shot vash are like... second best side characters in stampede and this is not a compliment. the best ones are nomads who ate worms btw

oh meryl, she's gonna girlboss so hard now... woe to all the haters and naysayers, she's getting character development and faces the same conflict as vash and nico thus gaining more narrative significance!! don't get me wrong, manga and 98' anime meryl was a crucial character, but she's getting much more freedom in stampede to develop and get into action

the moment where she gets up during wolfwood voiceover is when we start to see the "iron lady" and I'm so here for it! now we just have to wait for her designated therapy dog girlfriend to appear and when I can be at peace

tbh I don't really care about roberto. no hate, just neutral, rip drunckle grumps

everybody just dumped zazie... so rude, meryl didn't even answer their question >:(

elendira is..... not bad, but disappointing in comparison to the manga's gorgeously evil and hilariour girlboss who was also explicitly trans! oh look, she's a child experiment plant hybrid now, yay... meh

TESLA CONFIRMED omg I'm SOO exited for the next episode we're gonna be in SO MUCH PAIN

knives yeeting vash into the pit got a giggle out of me, but also... damn he actually was preparing all these years, crafting a perfect trap. and all the plants... he couldn't fix them and boy oh boy, I'm pretty sure he gathered them not for safekeeping... HE'S GONNA DO A LAST RUN ON THEM TO "FIX" VASH!! that was probably what elendira was refering to when she started crying

I am the normallest about this. these twins are such hyppocrites I wanna study and dissect them. knives doing the most cruel thing to his sisters so he can get rid of everything that makes vash human in hopes that if they were on the same footage they would finally stay together.......

and the words that he says to vash hurt so much more because it's true. he does love humans, but the main thing driving him is guilt. in stampede, more than ever, vash blames himself for pretty much all human suffering, because he helped the great fall happen. no wonder he's so depressed and not nearly as goofy! homeboy doesn't just protect the lives rem saved, his pacifistic quest is penance for all the people he (thinks he) killed

july is going to destroy him.

[themslash]

actually, taking your floor fan apart every 1.5 months to deep clean it is normal and everyone should do it, its good for you

[hy-chu]

My hand had a vision that I had to just let it create

[witchblade]

lee'se sneese

[theexorcistiii]

Having old person problems as always I’m doing a PUZZLE & it is so full of puzzle shavings it’s making my allergies insane

[wanwarwar1]

Does someone ever just sneeze so loud that you have no choice but to allow the "bless you" to be pried from your lips against your will?

[cybergoth-damsel]

Can a stinky clown who smells horrible and sucks really fall in love with a hot nonbinary clown with a sitcom? ♡

No. Eternal torture.

[onenicebugperday]

Mom baked lunch today, and a piece of cheese that got stuck to the side of the dish came out looking like a tiny snail

Weeping about this tiny sneese (snail cheese)

[scrunglepaws]

Kit: *vaguely looks like a pokemon*

Kit: *sneese*

enjoy. (:

[gorillageek27]

Jaune: *sneeses*

Blake: bless you

Jaune:... god?!

[pixelpolls]

Hey you know this thing?

[witchblade]

lee'z sneeze

[beyblaiddyd]

i keep SNEESING