#snakeassassins

[housedyke]

I've forgotten every character in existence uh

willy wonka

I don't care about the books or anything Gene Wilder just made some valid points

[spherekuriboh]

10 People I’d Like To Get To Know Better Tag!

Tagged by @sleepysak <3

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Last song: Obscenery by Queens of the Stone Age, courtesy of the Toxic Yaoi Petri Dish that hunter is cultivating--

Fav color: In general? Orange. I like wearing blues and reds, though.

Last book: Check it out. I'm in the house. like car-pet. But no, uh. Someday I will finish house of leaves, even.

Last movie: We double featured Scream and The Lost Boys the other day, which I think bears the double mention...

Last show: ... since we've been walking through Buffy the Vampire Slayer together too, it's my first time! I think my median year 1994 media swag is off the charts atm. I was going to use this slot to say "watch link click" though. watch link click!

Last game: HIT MMORPG FINAL FANTASY 14. here are some choice family photos of my catboy lirim, for your trouble:

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy, spicy, spicy :)

Relationship: proud to be a Dead Wife <3 certified dojima hater and (squints at writing at hand) hydaelyn. appreciator.

Last internet search: clown's song yttd ost because we're doing a "we need a steam savefile" runthrough of mr turntodie in anticipation for the final chapter :) it's my favorite track on nankidai's wild ride

Tagging everyone in these photos and a couple more just to be in your notes for fun: @elementalheroneos @snakeassassins @greekromann @iceglade

@popsicleofdeath @procrastinating-destiny @lesbiankoby @cteranodon @housedyke @commanderfreddy

[snakeassassins]

If cringe culture is truly dead then you guys will read my bnha prequel fic based on my rabbit dad theory

[bpdmichaelbluth]

snakeassassins replied to your post: FMA would have been a better story if alphonse had...

fma herbie the love bug au

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[klapollo]

happy bday my dude

SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssSSSSSssnake thank you!!!!!!!

[lesbiankoby]

I'm gonna cop out and go with jojo

funny valentine 

[hadestigers]

snakeassassins replied to your post: spherekuriboh replied to your post: ...

tbh he probably knew who it was right away but he wasn’t supposed to know so he just like “HEY WHO IS THIS STRANGER WHOMST I HAVE NEVER MET IN MY LIFE”

it’s not like he’s above lying lmao

[despazito]

honestly I think rabbits have an interesting place in this discussion too cuz they're like the tame cute pet most of these people actually want but most people who end up buying them treat them horribly

rabbits are fully domestic though

but yes rodents and rabbits are treated horribly

[ryoubakvra]

pink-argus replied to your post “where did the name “akefia” come from?”

theres a big huge post somewhere on this site about the origin of it but i think it was people mishearing one of the dub lines? “i am a theif, a stealer of souls” = “i am akefia, stealer of souls” or smth

snakeassassins replied to your post “where did the name “akefia” come from?”

I think a bunch of fans mistook the japanese word for “theif king” as his first name??

seriously? ....that’s it? i always assumed it was some sort of fan creation to separate him from yami bakura/zorc. 

the mistranslation makes a lot of sense (although i’m somewhat surprised at its continued use), but if it’s the dub thing… that’s a little silly, no offense lmao

[megashadowdragon]

JoJolion's Hidden Villain: A Cardspiracy ( the main villain of jojolion is kaato)

after watching the video check these comments  I found in the  youtube vid comment section  @shirakuumo @toofaboulos

10:06 If Kaato's maiden name actually turns out to be Valentine, then her name said in Japanese would previously have been "Valentine Kaato" which sounds like a "Valentine's Card."

Considering that I kinda see her as a possible re interpretation of jolyne as a villain I think that her being liked to Valentine, the antagonist of the precedent part, would make her a parallel version of pucci in a way, just saying

Perhaps in this timeline, the "Brando-Joestar" curse is replaced with the "Valentine-Joestar/Higashikata" curse It would be great if Cato's stand is called just Queen and somehow Gappy uses the ability of Kira to defeat her: Killer Queen can we also just talk that jolyne was introduced entering green dolphin's street prison and was the first female protagonist, caato was introduced quitting green dolphin prison and she is probably the first female  main antagonist, would make sense

I honestly agree that Kaato is Jojolion’s JoFoe. One thing about Araki is that he doesn’t just make conventions, he breaks them. We’ve had female JoBros (Trish, Hermes, Hot Pants, etc.), female minibosses (Mariah, Yukako, Gwess, etc.), and a female JoJo (Jolyne), so why not our first female JoFoe? She was first introduced right after Damo, the fake JoFoe was killed, in a way similar to how Prime Kira was introduced just after Keicho, Diamond is Unbreakable’s supposed JoFoe was killed. And, how Santana was defeated right before Wamuu, Esidisi and Kars broke free in Battle Tendency. She also fits with the theme of SBR-verse JoFoe Stands having spatiokinesis (manipulation of space), whilst the Stands of Prime Universe JoFoes have chronokinesis (manipulation of time). This current pattern was established by President Funny Valentine’s D4C being able to hop dimensions, and Kaato’s currently-unnamed Stand (going to call it Queens of the Stone Age, or QSA for short) is able to hide objects via a pocket dimension in which cards are the gateways. With QSA, once its form is revealed, who knows how powerful it will turn out to be? I’m guessing OP, as JoFoe Stands have to be. Also, she was disowned for committing murder, and impaled Joshu for trying to ruin her return to the Higashikata household. Kaato hates Gappy, and wants to get her share of the family fortune back. As our friend with an extra pair is 50% Kira, and his rivalry with Joshu makes him a good-guy version of Phantom Blood Dio, with Norisuke IV as George Joestar Sr, and Joshu as Jonathan, it would be excellent if Gappy was pitted against a foil to Dio Brando, the OG JoFoe. From the orphan who desired the fortune of his adopted family, to the disgraced matriarch who wants what was once hers back-and more. Full. Circle. Do you have any ideas on Kaato, her Stand, her motives, her role in the story, and in general about her? @snakeassassins

[keepthemacramesecret]

queen-beastie replied to your post “snakeassassins: List of Classic Who Monsters That Need to Return in...”

I want the nimons but with like NO updates/cgi. Let those campy fuckers stay just the same.

wow youre so right  im a fool

[housedyke]

We were struggling to open a jar of salsa, so my sister just.... took the can opener

and she

technically solved the problem I guess

[bullywug]

@snakeassassins tbh the... uh... stellar story telling of the noah arc has made me stop my rewatch in its tracks. i plowed through battle city but... oh..... noah.......

[snakeassassins]

i just cited you n my sociology paper for you post about how Sherlock should be downing energy drinks in modern interpretations. i need you to know my college paper included the phrase "a better interpretation is proposed by tumblr user Snakeassassins"

I have no idea what to do with this information but I am honored

[lesbiankoby]

@snakeassassins

Am I thinking too hard about this or am I on to something 

[christmasmeepits-blog]

@snakeassassins posted about Hannah and got me thinking about how much I love this game

I loved this fucking game so much when I was younger, when I look at it now yeah it seems really simple, but just from a paragraph on the game page and these caves I got SO into it? I was really excited about Hannah and her adventures, it made it more exciting knowing this was her first adventure and everything so like you felt like you were experiencing it and learning with her! 

Yeah this is maybe a lot to get out of a flash game but when I was 6/7 I didn’t really play other games and just that little bit of extra story and character meant I could get super immersed.

It’s silly but I feel like one of the reasons I first loved Neopets so much because it could spark off so much of my imagination even when it was just the bare bones :)