#snake mannnn

[mrsoharaa]

・❥・ 𝕾𝖓𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖚𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖚 has rotted my mind 🥴😵‍💫🐍

[undeadscienceshow]

The version of Hyde from Lanyon’s nightmares has a ref!!!! Yippeeeeee (with and without Pallet for all Of your needs)

I grinded him in like three days for an hour or two(so six hours at most maybe?)

thanks to him not being a bust-shot, you can clearly see the snake scales along his arms, and as always the one’s on his face.

my only regret is that this piece made it SUPER difficult to show off the belly scales I gave this man. But ehhhhhh, I can live with that long as the people know it’s there.

[uwusayssnake]

CH 201: Not Finny pulling out a whole tree from the ground because Snake called him while he was deep in thought.

[shawtuzi]

Heyy so I miss basketball!player x chubby!reader😚

ykw me too girl let’s get into it

cw include: unprotected sex, reverse cowgirl, mating press, creampie, multiple orgasms, some fluff, not proofread

“nope.”

“but babyyy—”

“i said no eren, you need to save all your stamina for tomorrow,” your fingers ran softly through his hair as you spoke, hoping that it would make him a little tired. his head was resting on your tummy, and although almost half of his body was hanging off the bed he couldn’t have been more content—well lemme not say that bc there is something that could lift his spirits a little more.

eren nuzzled his face into the pudge of your stomach, his thick brows furrowing is sadness. ugh you smelled so yummy, like peaches and honey. he could’ve just ate you up right there. he lifted his head and you couldn’t help but laugh at the pout on his face. “but babyyy you know we’ll win, we’ve been on a crazy winning streak this season thanks to yours truly.”

“so has the other team you’re going up against tomorrow. you need to be focused, plus i don’t wanna hear any shit from coach or your teammates if the game doesn’t turn out in our favor,” it was your turn to pout now because you’ve definitely received some nasty looks and remarks in the past from said individuals.

eren scoffed and shook his head, “well what those dickheads don’t know is the only reason i play so well is because you’re there to watch me. the other times we lost guess who didn’t happen to be in the crowd?” eren cocked his head, his lips lifting into a smirk.

“me?”

“yes, you. those three games we lost you just so happened to not be there, but anytime you’re there we always win. you’re our good luck charm—my good luck charm.” you couldn’t help but smile and hide your face in his pillow. he always had you internally blushing, your cheeks feeling as though someone had placed coals on them.

you felt eren shift and suddenly he was towering over you, the fallen strands from his disheveled bun tickling your face. “lemme at least get a taste, don’t think i forgot you just got waxed the other day,” he nudged his nose against yours, his lips just millimeters away from yours.

mannnn. fuck it.

“actually i have a better idea, renny.”

sometime later . . .

‘this is so much fucking better’ eren thought to himself as he laid a harsh smack to your ass, his teeth clamping onto his bottom lip as he watched it ripple. he couldn’t help but do it again. and again. and again.

“faster, baby, c’mon i know you can do better than that,” eren grabbed the fat of your ass and helped you fuck back into him faster. a pretty, translucent sheen of your essence coated his dick so nicely it had his mouth watering. reverse cowgirl was eren’s second favorite position—i think we can all assume what the first one is. backshots.

your pussy looked so pretty from this angle, and if he felt like it he could lift you with ease and sit you right on his tongue. eren bench pressed and did leg lifts with weights almost three times your size, so maneuvering you into any position he wanted was nothing but a thing.

“i-i’m trying but—”

“don’t tell me you’re already fucked out,” and when you looked at him over your shoulder his suspicions were correct. he couldn’t help but laugh at the tears in your eyes and the pout on your lips. “looks like you needed this more than me hm? c’mere let me help you out,” you were more than happy to oblige and changed your position so your back was against eren’s chest.

the new angle had you seeing stars, his fat tip now pressing snuggly against that spongy spot that had your toes curling. he rested his chin on your shoulder, nudging your jaw with his nose, “you comfortable pretty girl?”

you weakly nodded, your breath hitching when his hand wrapped around your throat. eren planted his feet into the bed and began a steady rhythm. his free hand snaked between your thick thighs, his rough digits now rubbing tight, little circles on your clit.

“t-too deep,” you squealed, weakly wrapping your hand around his wrist. even though eren has fucked you in every position humanly possible, you’ll still never quite get over just how big he really is. that shit had a curve in it too so he was real in your guts. “no it ain’t, you can take it mama,” his jaw clenched when he felt your nails dig into his wrists—lucky for you he loved the pain!

eren pressed a kiss to the shell of your ear, “greedy fuckin’ pussy.” his words had you whining in embarrassment because he was right :(( each time he pushed back in a very loud, obnoxious squelch followed. huh, looks like you really did need this. so bad that you were actually begging eren to finish inside you.

eren hated when you begged for it like that. it brought out a side of him that was very hard to keep under control—especially when you asked oh so sweetly for it. with a huff eren pulled out, very much to your dismay.

“if you’re gonna let me nut in her m’gonna do it the right way,” he pressed a kiss to your shoulder before swiftly lifting you off him. before you knew it your ears were to your shoulders and eren’s forehead was pressed against yours.

“mm, we should do whatever that position was again sometime . . . all i could smell n’ feel was you, it was nice. hey, look at me,” his nose nudged against yours lovingly, his smile mirroring your own. “ugh you randomly get so sappy outta nowhere. its too much,” your giggle was turned into a moan when you felt his tip prod at your dripping entrance.

your fingers tugged at the elastic in his hair until a curtain of eren’s hair fell around you both. “i love you.” eren didn’t even process the words that left his mouth until he heard you gasp. well . . . it’s too late now!

“i’m not gonna take it back cuz i mean it,” and with that eren pushed inside you in one, swift thrust. you felt like the air had been knocked out of lungs as you tried to adjust to his size. his hips circled and that’s what had your thighs shaking, your pussy convulsing around him as your orgasm hit you in harsh waves.

“i lo-ve you t-too ren,” a tear slipped from your eye and eren kissed it away tenderly. eren pulled out until only the tip was in before slamming back inside, your breasts bouncing with every thrust. “shittt say it again baby, say it one more time,” eren couldn’t help the symphony of moans that flew past his lips, he was entirely too far gone.

you whimpered out ‘i love you’ again and again until you physically couldn’t speak. each time you said it eren went harder, deeper.

“m’gonna win that game tomorrow, n’ every other game after that. then i’m goin’ pro—shit, and i’m gonna buy us a big ass house and knock you up till we got a little league of our own. don’t that sound good mama?” eren panted out, his hand moving from the back of your knee to push on the lower part of your tummy.

all you could do was chant out yes! yes! yes! because yes, you really did what that! you wanted to see eren go pro and live his dream, and you couldn’t be happier or hornier that you were apart of that dream.

“you’re gonna make me cum mama, gonna make me nut all in this pretty pussy. you want that baby? want me to fill this pussy up hm?”

“please!” your hands slapped against eren’s shoulders as your second orgasm of the night hit you like a semi. eren roughly fucked you through your orgasm, his abs clenching as he felt his own approaching quickly. your eyes rolled back when you felt the first spurt of his cum hit your womb, shortly after that all you felt was warmth. “jesus fuckin’ christ,” eren’s body shook as he chuckled, his eyes fluttering shut as he basked in his post orgasm daze.

you whined when you felt him begin to pull out, a mixture of his and your cum dribbled out of you in thick glob. “what’re you doin’,” you sniffled, your pussy clenching around nothing as eren stared at it with nothing but hunger in his eyes. “i still want a taste. you gonna let me get my fill?” his hands massaged your inner thighs, his thumbs squishing your lower lips together just to see you squirm.

“go ahead renny *sniffle* you deserve it,” and he did, he really did. he was truly the best boyfriend anyone could’ve asked for. he made you feel so beautiful—so loved. he loved you, and you loved him just as much.

eren leant down to give your lips three kisses, muttering ‘i love you’ before kissing his way down your body. he kissed over every scar, stretch mark, every imperfect perfection that he helped you loved with so much tenderness it could’ve brought tears to your eyes.

his emerald eyes flicked to yours—

“i’m so happy that horse faced idiot fumbled you.”

[leprosycock]

may we see the snake baby 👀💚

the mannnn the baby man….. my little baby ball python……… technically he belongs to my roommate’s brother, it’s a very long story, but he lives in my house so i call him mine. he’s very beautiful and shy and he loves to be cradled in someone’s arms and he’s really good at swallowing rats. he doesn’t do a whole lot but he’s a sweet thang

[frostedpuffs]

i just finished reading the ballad of songbirds and snakes and mANNNN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKK

[red-archivist]

finally caught up on tmagp!

eps 11-15 thots below

ep 11:

celia? again?? jack???

"Besides, I’m sweet enough already" is such a dad joke. As in, literally a joke my own dad has made several times

Ink5oul cameo!

lollll the change to stuffy business language

ah, ink5oul you can't be stealing corpses now, behave

GWEN Thank you, Alice. ALICE I… Sure. Whatever. Don’t get used to it.

tsun tsun~

"he's one of our externals" what a way to phrase it. also tells us that the oiar/the government works with several monsters

ep 12:

omg he's actually asking her out? fair play

"I think I'm done with Magnus stuff" buddy boy, its episode 12- magnus stuff isn't done with you, i can tell you that much

"Date of Incident: 9 March 2024" ooh v recent huh

stags are the worst, jordan, ty

oh. bonzo is back. lena meant it when she said to keep an eye out

the groom's was the name gwen handed over i assume

HE RIPPED HIS HEAD APART?? jesussssss

gwen. gwendolyn. you are not okay.

GWEN Thanks, Alice. Utterly useless as always. ALICE Anytime.

okay but purposely useless. purposely joking and irritating bc if you cant take it seriously it cant hurt you- that attitude is going to bite Alice sooner rather then later

ep 13:

ooh date night (morning)

A BABY???? CELIA WHAT

"it all went downhill" > proceeds to describe being generally successful- oh sammy we got to work on this hang-up

oh alice's parents are both dead? so just her and the little brother she is always looking after and giving money to anytime he is mentioned? bet that hasn't given her a complex

oh celia, you know the cases are real you're just trying to sound him out

"is it my fault?" GWENNNNNNN 😭

"we are... managing... the bad guys" oh boy

crypto bro, betting against your own life is a crazy idea what is wrong with you?

it reminds me of the dice case, a luck/circumstances based thing where you try to beat a rigged game

oof. sam. you hit a sore point there "professional"

"Stop trying to make an impact" is alice's motto tbh

ep 14:

"i went through the same thing when i started" i knew Alice had gone snooping, you dont get that avoidant without having tried first. of course, raises the question of what scared her off?

alice stop running away from your feelings challenge level: impossible

where the hell is there a marsh near Newcastle-Under-Lyme?

ooohhh boy hello sudden tone change

snake mannnnn, mannnn full of snakkeeessss

rejection notes from an institute....

ep 15:

sam. sam this is not smoother flirting than before

The Pillowman... we are making a note in case that's important

awww Alice loves her brother so much... shame that she's pitching him in such an awkward, intrusive way

"babies... are cool..." same, Alice

the fucking harpsichord? in the bg of the case reading is making me sooooo tense. i know what's going to happen and they're just drawing it out 10/10

oh. oh no. this is not what i thought was going to happen. i thought sure okay, rich assholes hunting ppl through the woods not... making them hunt each other oh this is so much more fucked up

"none of them got far" JESUS oh its not even all of them, just him

and now he is being hunted, okay

FUCK, the gunshot

oh. why is she in the office

STOP SNIFFING YOU CREEP

mowbray... is she one of the 'externals'...

LADY MOWBRAY Catch you next time, dearie. CELIA No, you won't.

oh that's vicious, celia knows she's a threat and won't give her a single inch, her hackles are raised sky-high

ah! sudden rock music!

And we finally meet Luke, hello

TAPE RECORDER

ummmm and another new voice??

UMMM

this is... the presence alice thought was following her? the thing she and sam set loose from the institute?

well. fuck.

[aquaquadrant]

I recently listened to the HTP playlist again and realised just how long you’ve had this thing planned out? If I remember correctly it was made around the time that part 1 was released and only now can you really start to see how well the songs line up. Some lines that caught my attention were

“Who’s that knocking at your door, you’ve got lots to answer for”

and “Never know who walks through the door, is it someone that you’ve met before?” Which are now SO PAINFULLY ACCURATE for when Bravo turns up at the Ranch. “Now you’ve got no one you can trust, think it’s wrong, your soul unjust, point your finger and deny”

Is again a great Bravo line and perfectly encapsulates his thoughts after being sent to Hels.

I know the Bravo playlist was made later on but Sharks by Imagine Dragons was so spot on for him

“You think you’re better than them, better than them. You think they’re really your friends, really your friends. But when it comes to the end, to the end, you’re just the same as them, same as them.” Crying screaming throwing up. I can imagine a sick animation during the bridge, “My blood is pumping I can see the end is right in front of me, Don’t take it from me I could be everything, everything!” the moment where Atlas screws over the whole operation and Bravo has had ENOUGH. Same with Snakes, “Wish I could knock your skull in, but I’m rising above it” I just- ajdybsfajcikdn!

You’ve written such an insanely complex character and then managed to create a playlist that summarises him better than words can? You’re so insane for this /pos

However this does make me concerned for future chapters. What lyrics have we glossed over that are also going to be perfect foreshadowing? I am sooo hyped for the next edition, meanwhile I will be rereading the entire thing. Thanks for the delicious angst Aqua!

CORVID. HOLY SHIT. if only u could see the way this made me pump my fist in the air.

bdubs voice: YOU ARE CORRECT. while i’ve definitely added new things as inspiration comes and made some changes here and there for logistical purposes (or for extra angst), the main plot of ‘from eden’ was planned before i even wrote the first chapter. the confrontation scene between bravo and tango+jimmy was one of the first things mel and i talked about when we were developing the au in summer of last year, which is why i was SO pumped to finally release it and thrilled by the positive response.

it’s been maddening to keep future plot points under wraps, but that also makes it fun when ppl theorize- whether they’re wrong or right (i’ve seen a little of both thus far). and mannnn it’s amazing to finally reach those long-foreshadowed moments and see the reactions. there should be at least a couple more of those kind of moments in the last few chapters ✌️

[shiroisotto64]

H e y

What are your current theories on what Satan and Leviathan might be like based on the people from their realm 👁️👁️

MANNNN idkkkkkkk im thinking…leviathan is sneaky and manipulative. He’s probably snake themed this would make a lot of sense to me at least. He worms his way into peoples inner circles learns what he needs to know. And uses that against them when the time is right. Due to his immense jealousy he doesn’t bond easily and when he does its normally a trick to get closer to them. If it’s another sin or celebrity it’s to gain status.

And Satan? Probably cowboy themed? Not as heavily as striker b it you know. We know that in the wrath ring they’re really active so he should be strong and on the bigger side I’m assuming. With a short temper obviously.

[gothamitelove]

So for the matchmaking,

I’m a 5 feet and a half inch tall, I’m pretty thin but not to a point where it’s unhealthy, I’m an FTM, I’m pansexual and I prefer men and non binary people. I have sandy brown, mostly straight hair and blue eyes.

I love cats, snakes, horror, anything Halloween, writing and drawing (especially writing and drawing horror and gay romance)

Who do you pair me with in the Batman’s rogues gallery? :3

MANNNN as soon as you said horror and halloween you HAD to know i'd put you with jonathan crane. i mean. really now.

but seriously- jonathan's a cat person through and through, and i think he would be curious about snakes and reptiles and such. for halloween you guys would go all out- hopefully not destroying the whole city in the process. couples costumes anyone?? he would LOVE your horror drawings, and he'd definitely keep some in his workshop pinned up on the walls. he reads your horror stories with single-minded focus. he loves them. and if you ever have writer's block, you've got exactly the man to help you out of it. please tell him not to reenact any of your stories though. the poor people of this city man ;-;

[mrsoharaa]

Something about Snake handler! Suguru calling us sweetheart has got my head cranking 😵‍💫🫠😩😩

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

Lee and Amphi freaking out that Izzy is gone

Meanwhile she’s in Asphodel chilling with Eurydice (Hades) like: “mannnn I should not have touched those snakes”

//"WHERES MY WIFE???"

"So anyways then i died-"

[possessive-crowley-central]

Crowley has a forked snake tongue. Hastur has a thick frog tongue. Aziraphale and Michael are both very happy with their demon’s tongues 😉

Mannnn the whole idea that they carry some type of animal trait while being demons is such a hot take, like snake Crowley? Oh totally snake tongue, scales when pissed, hisses, eyes totally do the weird snake thing

Frog Hastur, sometimes croaks when talking, weird sticky tongue(? 🫣) The whole thing is just a y e s

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Okay! What the fuck!

If you are enthusiastically fond about 1. Capital B BAD movies and 2. The weird western/gore horror genres, I would recommend this. If you do not like those things I would under no circumstances recommend this. I got really squicked out by some of the gore (character whose whole thing is lip horror? Apparently not something I like!) But anyways:

opened with credits for 3 movie studios I've never heard of

bizarre worldbuilding intro monologue

ah just a chill shot of someone carrying buckets of water across this forbidding landscape PSYCHE IT'S BLOOD! fucking love that. that's weird! why is there so much blood! what the fuck is happening! Oh look the main character shows up with a dead body and then starts whacking it with an axe!

obligatory rape flashback that is in 90% of westerns!

what the fuck is happening in this movie ever at any time!

OOOHHHH GOD THE GORE! FUCK! maybe this is not the movie for me a person who cringes too easily at injuries actually!

16 minutes in I continue to have no idea what is happening but there is a very fun dancer & arrested criminal character, and a very funny slashfic potential line where one (1) of the criminals, a cute long haired blond guy, gets rescued and she goes "what's a girl gotta do to get rescued around here?" (she will continue not being rescued throughout the movie until eventually all the bad guys are coincidentally murdered away from her so I guess that's something. It's like a running gag? I don't know? Is it supposed to be a joke? Subversion? What is going on here?) There's a guy trying to sell snake oil who gets shot. (Or was that someone else?) There's an old man who stares.

Tell you what I don't usually like too much religion in my stories in any direction but I do kinda like all the weird evil fucked up priests. More my thing than "God is real and we are good at our jobs actually" priests. I don't think they were actually priests? I can't tell. what is happening ever

Genuinely WHAT the hell is happening ever in this movie

Oh this is a CULT cult. Everyone is white and blond and dressed in white. Don't like that! Don't like any of that!

Huh this guy's spurs have teeth on them? OH THIS GUY HAS NO SKIN

25 minutes in we've had so very much plot. What the FUCK is going on

This feels like 15 different stories taking place in the same fucked up weird western universe

Oh my God the zombie growling sounds so fake. GRUAAGH!

Mannnn this movie is fucking bizarre. I understand less after the backstory. Also for a movie starring Wesley Snipes there are not many other Black actors. Like he's providing most of the melanin aside from his mothers and a guy with two seconds of screen time. For a moment I thought there was another Black character but it turned out to be Wesley Snipes with a dramatically different look in the flashback, which I thought was over and we were back in the present but actually we were still in the flashback and that was just our same regular guy but bald and with body paint?

The main villain is obsessed with skinning people and slapping their skin onto his deathless regenerative body and he has some fucking hysterical lines, oh my God.

Still unrescued girl @ bad guy: "you freak!" "I get that a lot"

*sarcastically bad approximation of the sign of the cross* "forgive me Father, for I have skinned." GOD. Funniest line. What the fuck. Redeems the whole movie for me.

"you never forget the man who kills you for the first time. First time is always special."

Someone brings up the severed head of one of his men who Wesley Snipes' character killed and beheaded to try to keep him from coming back to life and he looks at the twitching head and goes "what, does the rest of him come in monthly deliveries?"

What fucking relationship does Wesley Snipes have with the butcher lady who raised him. They've just stared at each other so far. Oh thank God they're speaking! A conversation! Wait he doesn't think she can fight bc she has one injured finger? Didn't stop fucking Lee Van Cleef!??? Or stop this character from chopping up whole cows?? I get wanting to protect his adoptive mother figure but not "a single one of your fingers is missing you clearly cannot fight" huh??

Oh thank God 50 minutes into the movie people are talking. And the weird stuff that was going on is starting to make sense. A little. Still. What in the goddamn!

Cute scene with the.. apprentice? Sidekick? dude he'd picked up and the butcher's kid throwing rocks together.

Wesley Snipes shooting a rifle that makes people's heads explode like bloody watermelons dropped off the top of an apartment building!

OH COME ON! the mother has a singular badass moment where she picks up her meat chopping machete that she has a proficiency bonus in using to join in the fight and is IMMEDIATELY KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS!

Aggdcdcvscdd the sidekick gets impaled through the torso and does a clearly enunciated almost bored sounding UAAAAAHGH! It sounds like he's finding out he guessed wrong on a game show.

EPIC RIFF WHEN WESLEY SNIPES APPEARS TO DEFEND HIS FAMILY. WITH A WHIP! And then FIST FIGHTS an epic hulking masked monster creature.

Oh there was a cut and he was suddenly in a slightly different position in the middle of a fight scene agscfscgszf

Huh. The abattoir equipment that we saw handling a huge cow no problem just collapses like a house of cards from the monster guy being on it.

Haha I like Wesley Snipes using the abattoir to his advantage, he did learn a trade, as he said!

Man he's. Really the brooding asshole antagonist huh. As is tradition.

Oh my God he rolls down a sand dune like Blondie in The Good the Bad and the Ugly! Except it's a fucking long ass steep sand dune and he's just tumbling head over heels for multiple shots lol

OH MY GOD THEY DID A FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE? LIKE VERY EXPLICITLY. WITH THE BOY SHOWING UP WITH A RIFLE TO MAKE THE VILLAIN BACK OFF AND GIVING WESLEY SNIPES HIS HOLSTER.

"I thought you wanted me dead." "Well, dead ain't what it used to be."

Okay! Huh. Kind of anticlimactic. The curse has not been remedied, the sisters who keep the secrets of life and death never showed up except Aman's mother in brief flashbacks, they DO get to their weird temple under the mountains but it's empty? And it's sort of pop-culture-Egyptian mythology themed? There were like. Fucking zodiac symbols on the pillars? What the fuck is going on in this movie ever!

Okay cool parts: -Wesley Snipes uses a whip -gore if you like that

Otherwise? ??? idk man. bizarre experience. glad I finished it bc I was so surprised by the For a Few Dollars More reference. We love to see it. Wesley Snipes, whose character's name is Aman and we are only told this in the credits, sees that the kid is bleeding to death and shoots him, knowing that his curse will resurrect the kid as an undead. You're welcome. He then walks off offering zero explanation.

The villain was interesting--he was on a quest to resurrect his boy, whose mummified body he dragged around with him. The others had all been shot by Aman on his revenge mission and therefore resurrected by his curse. However, the boy, who had seemed conflicted about participating in the gang rape of Aman's lover that set off the revenge quest, had already hanged himself out of remorse; thus he was not killed by Aman and not resurrected through the curse. This drove the villain absolutely bonkers and he was trying to find a way to resurrect his kid so he could be evil undead with the rest of them, something the kid almost certainly would not have wanted. That was fascinating!

I'm still not sure what was going on with the cult. Who were they? What was their deal? Why were all of them blond?? They got taken over, violently, by the villain, who was even more explicitly racially creepy. He comments that a character he's planning on skinning could have been fairer (she is very white) and asks "What breed" her father was. Oooh I'm glad he got shot by a Black man, which I'm sure was what they were going for.

But we haven't solved the root issue of the curse that keeps them coming back! Does Aman just.. chop them all up and scatter them, offscreen? and that's... good enough, this time, although it canonically didn't work before? what.

What the fuck! What the fuck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A deranged person wrote this (compliment). It does not cohere especially well but if you like this specific Vibe with like, edgy 2012 horror with lots of bones. Loved the dollars trilogy references but I think making Aman so so much of a noncommunicative asshole does not add to the movie. You gotta do it right to pull that off and the character trope is still perhaps overrated (I say as someone who does love the dollars trilogy I will admit.) but like. He's just evasive for no reason. Also what was that one shot where he had like.. he was gripping a bone so hard that it dug into his hand I think? What was that? it just cut away and. poof nevermind that he's shooting with the hand a moment later. Why? what? WHY COULD A BLEEDING PALM INJURY BE NOT EVEN A SLIGHT HINDRANCE FOR HIM BUT HE THINKS HIS MOTHER CAN'T FIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS MISSING ONE SINGLE FINGER.

I have to stop talking about this. Yeah! My curiosity has been slaked. I almost did not finish this. my God. that certainly was... a movie? huh.

well I'm done lookinng at this post or thinking about it so I'm gonna hit post! if anyone was curious : .... yeah.

Ohhhh my God I've never bought a thrift store DVD that I so intensely wanted to immediately watch and I won't have time until after this conservation corps hitch! The ratings are abysmal I am expecting BAD good extremely enjoyable movie! It's a horror/western about a cursed gunslinger pursued by everyone he's killed! Godddd and this is just a bit too late for this year's trick or treat exchange nominations! The VIBES!!

[mihai-florescu]

Hi i love u

[jrwiyuri]

Characters who show kindness to children are like instantly the fuckin best