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ELEANOR: and then he just slipped me his number on the back of the receipt

ELEANOR: like thank you sir i'll be sure to pay my fucking bills with that

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SORRY I HAVENT BEEN AROUND TODAY and im about to throw up a starter and if anyone wants to plot n be my best friend say hi omg BUT LIKE

LOOK? AT MY HAIR?

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lynclle:

‘ that’s a whole different story. you’re blaming this situation all on me, and i don’t know why. you’re lucky i even came to you about it. might i add that i was just kidding? i mean, i might have ran over a possum, but it wasn’t your dog. sucks to suck, doesn’t it? ‘

             ❛  —— what is wrong with you ? ❜ 

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lynclle:

‘ if you want me to stop talking then you’d go ahead and stop extending this conversation. so from the looks of things, you wanna keep this conversation going. i apologized, right? all dogs go to heaven, and whatnot. find your inner peace. i can understand your pain, but you have to understand, it wasn’t my fault. it was really yours. i mean.. – who lets their dog out of the house to roam freely at four in the morning? ‘

              ❛ so if i knocked up at your house and killed your parents but i said sorry ‘cause all parents go to heaven and you’ll find your inner peace, that’s cool? what is wrong with you —— fuck ! ❜

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lynclle:

‘ i can sense you���re a bit upset, which means you looked at one negative, instead of the many positives. as fun as that sounds, i’m gonna have to say if you can put a hold on that threat. ‘

               ❛ —— and i can sense a car coming at you in the next forty seconds if you don’t stop talking. you hit a CHILD with your car. can you see the difficulty i’m having being sympathetic here ? can your mind even fathom why that might be slightly more than just ‘ a negative ‘ ? ❜

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lynclle:

‘ i have some interesting things to tell you. your life is full of amazing things, and you’re destined for greatness. you’re leading yourself in the right direction for a great life. and i might’ve hit your dog earlier this morning with my car. but everything else.. everything else sounds good, right? ‘

             ❛ i’m sorry —— everything else sounds good ? how about we see how fucking good it sounds when i ram y o u over with my car ? does that sound good to you ? ❜

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good afternoon my sweetpeas idk if anyones here idk probably not but i’ll be here all day and i finished my lil about page so hit me up

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i’m just sorting out my muse page n making my life pretty but i wanted to introduce myself !!!! my name’s tee and i’m from the uk and i’m vegan and 5sos obsessed tbh. i really enjoy sleep but i never like to overendulge so i go to sleep at like 4am rip and please come and be friends w me and i’ll post something about my lil bab soon ty