#snail is enstarsposting again

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FUCK YOU SUBARU

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idk what mayoi's gender is but i'm attracted to it

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ritsu has girlfriend vibes. i wouldn't say he is a babygirl but like. he is a girl. but boy. hope you understand.

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decisions are hard.

on one hand, leo is ace because i just really like ace people both irl and in media and may or may not be ace myself

on another hand, leo fucks because i am sick and tired of adhd/autistic coded characters being treated by fans like they're five or smth and i am also VERY tired of pretending he is not charming as hell with that adhd autistic rizz

truly facing a headcanon dilemma here.

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i think dating ritsu would fix me. not that he would be trying to fix me, i just think being around ritsu romantically would eventually make me want to fix myself.

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i don't care how funni haha bkub april fools! this event is, whoever did this ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE EVENT I FINALLY GET TO HAVE ONE(1) MIKA CARD NEEDS TO DIE BY MY HANDS

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I GOT THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY

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I have fingers and I must type

in which I dump a bunch of enstars thoughts because I just HAVE to

from the point of view of a filthy casual,here are my considerations:

Natsume is both the most cringefail little guy and the most badass person in the room, always

Mika. Is cute. And I'd die for him.

Leo. Is almost cuter. I'd die for him too.

I am STILL not sure if I want to be embraced and taken care of by Arashi or embrace HER and take care of her instead

There is just something about Nazuna that makes me think if he was real, humanity would peak with him.

Rinne has a similar vibe to Natsume in which he is both extremely pathetic and extremely badass all the time

If you don't like Hiiro you have bad taste. I respect it, but I have to make sure you know it and have to live with it

I really want to like Shu but he hits just close enough home to trigger memories i wish i didn't have. He is great, just. Don't expect me to be excited over him. I tried.

RITSU IS THE SUPERIOR SAKUMA I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS

rei is such a loser is not even endearing what is this man doing seriously someone please tell me what is going on with this guy

Kaoru is pathetic but not enough for me to put him in my purse, nor degrade him. I am just aware of him. You sure are there,bro. Never change(please change)

Aditionally:

Anzu and Mao look like the type to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship.

Same works for Anzu and Ibara! But in their case it would have extra steps in which Ibara is constantly thinking to himself about how much he is gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing Anzu, meanwhile Anzu is just "man can't wait for our lunch date". Anzu knows what he is thinking, at all times, and can read him like a children's fairytale book and she just goes "uh-huh that's nice UuU". I like IbaAn better for comedy and MaoAn for actual romance tbh

anyway mika solos

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i think ibara should date anzu mcprotagonistlady. i think it would be funny.

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life is good, actually.

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i literally know shu itsuki better than anyone else. i know him better than he knows himself. i have a grasp of the inner machinations of his soul like God itself grasps life and death.

doesn't mean i have to like him though. just thinking of shu makes me want to commit minecraft.

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boy i wouldn't like to be shu itsuki's therapist

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there is no neurotypical explanation for leo tsukinaga

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i would NEVER say izumi is a bitch and i don't like him. izumi is a bitch and i like him SO much.

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if i had a nickel for every time i had a dream where leo tsukinaga shows cryptid best friend behavior by coming to my house every day to eat stuff and have conversations about existence itself while literally no one else in my family or neighborhood ever sees him so they think i'm going crazy

i'd have two nickels

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(wakes up in cold sweat)

ritsu is a girlfriend but a prince.

izumi is a boyfriend but a princess.

i've cracked the code, hope it helps.