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firesign23 · 2 years ago
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the road back home again
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the road back home again
After eight years, Jaime Lannister is back to run the Castle Black Race: fourteen dogs, one thousand miles, and a woman who can't stand the sight of him after what he'd done all those years ago.
Here it is, my gift for @im-auntie-social for the 2022 Festive Fest, finally complete!
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asidian · 6 months ago
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Reclamation
by: Asidian
Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3
Pairing: Wyll/Astarion
Event: Tavless smutswap
Warnings: consensual hypnotism, orgasm control, multiple orgasms
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Wyll takes a breath in, and he lets it out slow.
"Alright," he says, at last. "But if at any time it becomes too much –"
"—you'll be ever so chivalrous and leave off at once. Yes, dear, I am well aware."
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sdwolfpup · 2 years ago
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Endless Works in Progress meme
I was tagged by @pearly--rose!
Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
"All the files in my WIPs folder" is a long list, so I'm not gonna tag that many people. 😂 But here's the list (JB only; I've also got some for a couple other fandoms which I'm not including here):
BeautifulSouls
BeReal
Breaking up for Christmas
Christmas in Pennytree
Christmas meal
Cupid Brienne
Dog show
Drive to Survive-Westeros
Ever After AU
ExecBrienne-extras
FightingForTarth
FlyingFriendlySkies
Forestson-riverdaughter
ham radio au
hfog-extras
Hylehandfic
Love is Blind AU
Modern Arranged Marriage AU
Music and Lyrics AU
PianistAU
SevenHells
Sexworker-zoo
Smutswap-lonely airport
Smutswap-violinist
solarpunk au
takemehomexmas
TakeOnMe
TheNightWeMet
Unicorn-sequel
wiggles au
Wontstandinline
YawningGrave
I almost never use titles as file names unless the inspiration was from something specific like a song (or in the very very rare case I know what I want it to be right away). Of these titles, I will definitely finish...five. Maybe six if I can figure out the ending. The rest I'll keep endlessly poking at until they eventually get moved to the Archive folder, never to be seen again. 😂 Honestly looking at this I see three right off the bat I should move there right now.
Consider yourself tagged by me if you want to do this one!! I have enough spaces lol.
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marmolita · 2 years ago
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I fell behind on my mag-a-day relisten because of spring break and passover and now it feels like I can't catch up 😩 but I know that's actually just in my head, I'll catch up once I'm back to the routine of kids at school, gym commute time, etc.
In any case I still feel like I'm in some kinda fandom lull, because I wanted to get super into TMA but it felt like the fandom itself generally isn't a good fit for me, personally? like the fic being written is largely not the category of fic I am interested in to the degree that I got annoyed reading it and basically stopped, and then I diluted my enjoyment by too many Q&A/behind the scenes things, and knowing too much about the actors makes the characters less real to me somehow, idk.
Anyway idk why this post is some kind of general fandom life update but here's what's going on lately:
smutswap deadline is today but I posted mine a while back so I'm good there
might pick up a pinch hit for it maybe? I'd like to write something again sometime
really what I need to do is read the book series a friend wrote that I'm 100% certain I will be obsessed with once I start them but I'm somehow mentally blocked from starting
I was rewatching The X Files for a while which was fun!
but then I got distracted by catching up on the seasons of Supernatural I never really watched and now I've been binge watching it
at one point I thought about writing some spn fic but then I realized it would really be a fic used to work out my own issues about being basically a closeted bisexual and I was like you know what, I think perhaps that level of projection plus spn might be a little too cringe even for me! so I didn't write it
my kids have this game called No Thank You Evil which is basically kids' D&D, and I ran a couple campaigns for them with it, and today my kid was like "I want to make up the story myself!" so she's running one for me and my other kid now! my knowledge of how to do any of this is extremely limited so we're all feeling our way around but in any case today we disabled a T-Rex robot and nearly got eaten by an ant. My character is a robot named Fifi with a companion robot dragon. (My other kid is a spy with her actual name with an invisible unicorn-pegasus as a companion! The one running the game is usually a kid named Lucky who has an invisible friend.)
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ao3feed-briennejaime · 2 years ago
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These Foolish Things
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Rv3HNKd
by Anonymous
Jaime and Brienne are attending a house party at the Baratheon estate, determined to uncover the fate of the missing Stark girls. What they might find is something else entirely.
Words: 5558, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth
Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Additional Tags: smutswap 2023, Historical AU - 1920s/30s, Journalist AU, you would think both of these would be more relevant than they are, Jealousy, Friends to Lovers, House Parties, Background Case
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Rv3HNKd
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drone-season · 3 years ago
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Is it getting hot in here or is that just me? Things are going to be down right steamy with Drone Season right around the corner.  Signups are open now!
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poniatowskaja · 5 years ago
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I watched only about half of YOI, but I still have a certain fondness for the fandom stemming largely from the most RTMI prompt I have seen before or since in any fandom ever: a request for Yuuri and Viktor to roleplay Catherine and Poniatowski. 
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janiedean · 6 years ago
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fic, smutswap: I would burn here for years up in desire, desire (tmfu, napoleon/illya, nc17)
AAAAND THE SMUTSWAP REVEALS HAPPENED so I present my humble contribution for Fandom I Haven’t Touched In Years But Always Love:
I would burn here for years up in desire, desire, the man from uncle (2015), napoleon solo/illya kuryakin, nc17/explicit, 5,7k ca;
“Maybe somewhat calculated is not good enough,” Illya spits, and Napoleon can feel that he’s thrumming with adrenaline, and as much as his hands hurt right now, he reaches up, feeling blood flow back in his arms, and dares touching Illya’s neck — it’s so tense he thinks he could cut his fingers on it for a moment, but Illya doesn’t even flinch as he does, even if Napoleone is touching him in a fairly vulnerable spot, and —
He smiles, weakly. He knows it’s a really poor effort, but now he also is shaking with adrenaline and he can’t — he can’t —
“If it meant you’d live, it would have been,” he confesses, and maybe he should mind that they’re surrounded by dead people, but he can’t think about that, not when Illya is staring down at him, shaking his head slightly and moving closer, pushing him against the wall, but — gentler. Even if his wrists are still trembling all over.
“And what about you?” He asks, his voice suddenly dropping lower.
Or: in which a mission goes wrong first and not so much after.
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skyeventide · 6 years ago
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my entry for the AO3 smutswap, with the prompt “very attractive male knight/gruff male armourer forging his new armour”, written for @naryrising
I’ll have y’all know that I learnt how to fit gothic armour onto someone, how to create fluting decorations on metal, and other extremely important information on metalworking that I didn’t already know before, all because my brain wouldn’t allow me to write dick on dick action without knowing exactly what kind of mcfucking temperature is needed to mould steel.
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naryrising · 6 years ago
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My Smutswap gifts!
I wanted to rec the four (4!) gifts I got for Smutswap this year!  They were all really great and I feel very lucky and spoiled to have received them :) So here they are:
Being Yourself, On Purpose 
Rating: Explicit  Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Original Work Relationship: Knight Errant/Their Old Friend Who Is Now A Courtesan Additional Tags: Anal Sex, magic sex toy, Experienced/Inexperienced, Reunion Sex, exes getting back together sex, SmutSwap treat
Zuran wakes up, not at the Kolvan Lodge where he works as a courtesan, but in the quarters of a visiting knight errant. Mikash and Zuran may have resolved the tensions that led to their separation, but they lead incompatible lives. Zuran sees no way they could stay together. Mikash sees no way he would let go.
Knight in shining armour
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Original Work Relationships: Very Attractive Male Knight/Gruff Male Armourer Forging His New Armour, Original Male Character/Original Male Character Characters: Original Male Character(s)Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Frenchmen, Rough Sex, Class Differences, Jousting, Blacksmithing, Nobility, 15th Century, France (Country)
The king is coming to town and a tourney is being hosted in his honour. Serge is a blacksmith and just acquired a new client, a Comte, who wants a new jousting armour and is incidentally also smoking hot.
Human
Rating: Explicit  Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Castlevania (Cartoon) Relationship: Alucard/Hector (Castlevania) Characters: Alucard | Adrian Tepes | Arikado GenyaHector (Castlevania) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Rescue, sad pretty boys, Banter, First Time, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, does this count as roommates, oh my god they were roommates
While tracking a vampire who's been leaving a trail of chaos across Wallachia, Alucard discovers she has taken Dracula's former Forgemaster captive. To his own surprise as much as Hector's, he decides to spare his life.
The Floor Is Fine
Rating: Explicit  Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Relationship: Alexsandr Kallus/Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios Characters: Alexsandr Kallus, Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Porn with Feelings, Alien Cultural Differences, Xeno, Frottage, Loud Sex, Floor Sex, Drunk Sex, Developing Relationship, Size Difference
As it turns out, getting drunk at an impromptu Ewok party can have unexpected consequences. Kallus finds out about Lasat marital and sexual practises, and discovers there could in fact be more to his relationship with Zeb than he'd thought...
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firesign23 · 4 years ago
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JB Smutswap Recs
So, before the big author reveal of the @jb-smut-swap, I thought I’d rec a dozen of my personal favourites--ones I adored, or feel were overlooked, or a combination thereof. Dirty confession: I am a few fics shy of completion in my reading, and I saved some I knew would wreck me for the end. So chalk any egregious gaps up to that. 😂
crosslines, the scratches and stains--This is my gift fic so I’m BIASED, but I’mma rec it anyway. Sex bruises! Partners who can laugh! Jaime “The Diver” Lannister with his chin soaked after some A+ oral! It’s got great images AND a great JB dynamic of partners who like to push each others’ buttons.
Binary Explosive--holy shit, established relationship competence kink danger fucking? This fic went for the throat faster than a mosquito on a muggy summer night. 
Hush--Landscape porn. Emotional porn. Porn porn. There are elements of this that have seared themselves onto my soul and I have no choice but to live with it forever. A very sincere Fuck You to the author. They know what they did.
Jaime’s Game--Soft, soft bondage and caretaking. I’m needier than Jaime in this fic when that’s on the table, sorry. 
I'll never let you go (if you promise not to fade away)--Probably not the threesome people expected me to rec (my weakness for JAB is well documented, but I’ve not actually gotten there on my reading yet), but this one captured me with its worldbuilding and complex and interesting Cersei. It’s so easy to make her the villain of the piece, one dimensional and cruel, and the author managed to infuse her with sharp edges and such yearning that I fell hard and fast for the story. 
Clothes (un)Make the Man--Look, I am a simple creature: I see clothes swapping, I go feral. Whatever. I’m too old to feel guilty about this. 
with those who know secret things-- I’m willing to bet real money I’ve already recced this author on this list, but I cannot let such a loving, tender story go uncommented upon. It has so many things that make me weak--well-handled sex work, touch starvation, tenderness. Have I said tender enough already? Because it’s really fucking tender.
Thrust Exercises--Affection and strip sparring and just such a genuine connection and agency in an arranged marriage fic? Slay me like one of your Tarth girls. 
want your heart to beat for me--I say this with all the love in my heart, but this is a classic trope for a REASON and this went and gave me feelings. I mean, all the fics did. But when compiling this list I went “Which is the one that does [redacted trope moment]?” and this was the answer
Nights Avoiding Things Unholy--I have never been so thirsty for dick in my life, the tension in this is fucking lethal. 
we used to wait--I adore the non-linear use of time, the glimpses of their jobs, the sense of a tightrope act of balance as they circle around each other. Just fantastic tension. And pool sex. *chef’s kiss*
what is dark in me illumine--No. I mean, obviously yes, it’s on the list. But no. 
BAKER’S DOZEN IS STILL A DOZEN:
Light my Fire--Did @forbiddenfantasies1 and I both prompt the union suit gifset in the hopes of doubling our horny chances? YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING. But if we had, our machinations paid off better than a Tyrell plot, in a fun, hot coworkers-to-lovers idiot speedrun. Genius.
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asidian · 6 months ago
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Every Way There is to be Owned
by: Asidian
Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3
Pairing: Cazador/Astarion
Event: Tavless smutswap
Warnings: noncon, forced marriage, mindfuckery, body control, Astarion has a very bad time
Excerpt:
He's scarcely finished preparing when the door swings open again – not Cazador, this time, but one of the maids. "The master awaits you," she says, and there's nothing to do but follow.
The ballroom has been decorated as though for a springtime festival, overflowing with flowers in white and pale yellow and eye-catching lavender. Cazador himself wears a striking black overcoat with a crimson cravat at least a decade out of style.
He looks very fine indeed. Astarion wants to claw his face off.
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jadeprincess85 · 8 years ago
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Me: Omg my SmutSwap 2017 gift is starting out so good. I hope there's sex!!!
Me @ Me: That's so fucking ungrateful??? Don't hope for sex?? JUST BE GRATEFUL YOU GET A FIC??? NO ONE IS OBLIGATED TO WRITE YOU SEX???
Me @ Me 5 seconds later: Wait
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dsudis · 8 years ago
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living my best life
I mmmmay have just come back from lunch, discovered thanks to 22 emails in my inbox that I’m still on the Smut Swap pinch hitter mailing list, and promptly signed up to write kinky smutfic for a pairing I’ve never written before. 
(I did TOTALLY LOOK AT THE DEADLINES before I signed up, I SWEAR. I WILL DEFINITELY HAVE TIME TO DO THIS AND REVERSE BANG.)
(AND BABYFIC. AND AUCTION FIC. AND SLAVE FIC. AND BROKEN DICK FIC. AND. AND AND AND.)
*facepalming forever*
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thatsnotbeautiful · 8 years ago
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Smutswap Signup - Haikyuu!!
some tags are applicable to whoever, some tags are applicable just to specific ships:
akatsukki: Friends with Benefits, Multiple Orgasms, Comfort Sex, Possessive Behaviour, Sex with a Trans Character  - i see Akaashi as somebody who earned Tsukki’s respect really quickly. i think they’d have a really calm, soothing friendship/relationship. i particularly like caretaking and/or codependence with these two. i can also see Tsukki as just, kind of. listening to Akaashi and doing what he says a lot. (my hc for their relationship is basically this with Tsukki bottoming) - i'm not super concerned about what kind of relationship they're in: dating, fond FWBs, developing relationship are all fine - either of them being gq/nb or trans dudes would be A+ but it's not required!
iwakyou: Multiple Orgasms, Rough Sex, Inexperienced Top, Neediness to Please, Sex with a Trans Character - i really like that Kyoutani looks up to Iwaizumi so much and that Iwaizumi is the only one who can tell him what to do on the court :’) - i like the idea of them getting into some kind of low-key D/s relationship, or them being in an established relationship and Kyoutani wanting Iwaizumi to push him around more, but being bad about asking for it, and/or Iwaizumi not really knowing how to deal with that request (sure he can tell Kyoutani what to do on the court, but doing that in a sexual context is quite a bit different) and them working through that together - Kyoutani bringing their competitiveness into the bedroom and seeing who can make who come more (if this just devolves into him trying to pleasure Iwaizumi As Much As He Can, uh... neither of them are complaining) - either of them being trans dudes would be A+ but it's not required!
Seijou/Iwaizumi: Consensual Gang Bang, Multiple Orgasms, Double Penetration, Marathon Sex, Rough Sex, Creampie, Rimming, Face-Fucking, Sex with a Trans Character - listen, bottom Iwa is so good and i hc that almost everyone in the team has a crush on him, so-- - there could be plenty of reasons for this happening: good-luck-before-a-match or getting-amped-before-a-match sex? victory sex? acting out a sex fantasy? somebody takes it upon themselves to organize it (Oikawa??) go wild   - Iwaizumi being a trans dude would be A+ but it's not required!
kurolev: Awkward Sex, Praise Kink, Neediness to Please, Marathon Sex, Mating Cycles, In Heat, Multiple Orgasms, Sex with a Trans Character - eager-to-please Lev pls - but also Lev being bad at sex - Lev being the energizer bunny when it comes to sex drive or Kuroo helping him through his heat < either way i just want Kuroo to be Wiped afterwards - Kuroo being a trans dude would be A+ but it's not required!
ushishira: Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration, Inexperienced Top, Possessive Behavior, Rimming, Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottoms - Shirabu being jealous/possessive - leaving marks - i have been pretty darn fixated on the “will you use me mercilessly in any situation” line from S3 so, uh, anything riffing on that - JUST D/s AND BOTTOM USHIJIMA IN GENERAL - Shirabu wanting Ushijima to Wreck him but Ushijima being more into sweet, gentle sex and them needing to work up to what Shirabu wants gradually - i like Shirabu being Really Into Ushijima, whether because he crushed on him for so long before they actually got together or because he's just No Chill about Ushijima /all the time/
DNWs: noncon, abuse, scat, ageplay, daddy kink, violence, slut-shaming or humiliation derived from deriding "slutty" behavior, there's this characterization of Kuroo as a domly bad boy sex god that's really popular for some reason but it isn't one i'm personally a fan of :x i'll take sweet, silly, dorky Kuroo over bad boy Kuroo any day, unrequited feelings
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marmolita · 8 years ago
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Hey folks, I participated in this exchange last year and had a great time with it. Thought I'd mention it here in case anyone wants to join in! It's basically a fic exchange specifically for smutty, kinky fic. About the only rule they have is that your fic has to be explicit. Nominations for the tagset are open right now so add your fave fandoms, ships, and kinks.
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