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tricoufamily · 1 year

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you say you like aliens and yet you are weirded out by the weird aliens. curious.

#BABY CHLOE 😭😢😭😢😭😢#vidcund is a bottle blonde to me...he's just that kind of girl #when kitty saw pascal covered lazlo's face in sticker adhesive and was swinging him around like a baseball bat.#you know vidcund's the one who told on him. bitch #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #breath in #pascal curious #vidcund curious #lazlo curious #jenny smith #glarn curious #kitty curious #lola curious #chloe curious #sometimes you have an affair then you have an alien baby then you have a baby w your mistress then another alien baby then

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vaguely-concerned · 6 days

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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santurkhachiev · 6 months

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Beautiful Stefania Ferrario ✨ 💚 💚 🌱 @stefaniamodel video was edited with love by Santur Khachiev, a devoted fan of the Beautiful Stefania Ferrario

#stefania ferrario #blonde #model #vegan #stefaniamodel #art #photography #curvy #short hair #stefaniaferrario #my artwrok #my love #sexy mistress #heavy metal #amore #australiafashion #australia

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itsgoddesspeach · 1 month

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You and I both know you wish your face was smothered in between them

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triviareads · 15 days

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lmao I criticize an author who wrote respectful brown and Black rep even if they're relegated to side characters, and then see these passages in I Kissed an Earl by Julie Anne Long:

And she knew as she stretched back that the pale, smooth tops of the breasts he’d gazed upon earlier likely arced invitingly up out her gown, that her shoulders were temptingly creamy and smooth even for a man accustomed to the more exotic charms of a steadfast dusky-skinned mistress, and that no man with blood in his veins would be able to resist feasting his eyes on her, given an unguarded opportunity.

And just like that, as surely as a swami sings a cobra out of its basket, something languidly uncoiled in her veins. He’d awakened it last night.

#a) why.... do you need to compare your skin color to a woman you've never met Vi?#Fatima is literally a plot device who is never seen or heard from #b) swamis don't snake charm #the confusion on how to handle race in this book is hilarious :/#because one second Vi here is defending the allegedly mixed-race hero from slurs #the next second she's comparing her skin to his Moroccan(?) mistress's in a...... quite racial way #btw the hero who is blond and white-passing but does the classic white American “i POSSIBLY have Cherokee blood” thing #and characters and Vi keep calling him a savage or some bs

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wonder-vixen · 2 months

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#ubiquity #iron mistress #next global crisis #assert films #female superhero #superheroine #heroine #punished heroines #broken heroine #female villains #super villain #supervillain #supervillainess #villainess #blonde #web series #in peril #defeated

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bringittwo · 3 days

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A WIFEY IN BIG TROUBLE!

Got enough, eh? I work out, you're just a fat pigslut!

#catfight #blonde vs brunette #wife vs mistress

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wonder-vixen · 2 months

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#ubiquity #iron mistress #next global crisis #assert films #female superhero #superheroine #heroine #punished heroines #web series #blonde #supervillain #super villain #supervillainess #villainess #female villains #in peril #defeated #unconcious #collection

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bringittwo · 17 days

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Come on, bring it, show me what you’ve got! Let’s do some proper wrestling if you think you can beat me ... although we both know how unlikely that is!

#blonde vs brunette #face off #catfight #wife vs mistress

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mz-delaflorez · 5 months

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I'm ignoring you LIVE NOW on LoyalFans.

Come try to distract Me & get My attention.

(Protip: use money)

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