#smol round lil guy

[daily-grian]

little 3am boy I cooked up after scrolling through this blog,,

small,,,

only one apple tall!!!!

[kabra-malvada]

Do u like rolie polies (sorry can’t spell it right ;_;)

I call em "cochinillas" they are sooooo cuteeeeee 🥺💖

[alienssstufff]

That Etho piece is soooo 🥰🥰🥰

But that Joel Sanrio (is that even the right wording lmao) aaaaa your Joel is such a good Joel. Lil guy. Lil ogre guy. Smol. So round. So squish. I can see why etho's obsessed. The Lil cutie

^_^

[sreyaya]

late night drabble series, Part VI

Part V, Big Yet Gentle <3

Just Better

Modern AU | Norton Campbell x Reader NSFW

Content Warning: cheating w/ a shitty bf, implied jealousy, just sex basically, 600 words, MDNI

(A/n: another smol drabble/imagination~ Hope you enjoy)

smut under the cut!

It had been months since the endless fights and quarrel started with your "boyfriend", and your roommate, Norton, couldn't be more happier. It was a joke, he hated seeing his best-roommate-friend getting hurt and used by some weird undeserving guy. Especially how all the attached heartstrings are finally becoming all too lose.

Simply, Norton wanted you happy, annoyed at how your ex used you solely for your body, your gorgeous curves, your plump breasts, every inch of you. Silently, he was beyond happy, cheering for ever of your small fights which inched closer to your breakup.

Was it really just about how your ex treated you? Or was it Norton’s growing jealousy every time he hears your loud moans at night, knowing your ex left you unfinished, unable to satisfy you with his size? Norton knew it all without needing to look.

As that troublesome guy finally left your shared dorm for good, Norton knocked softly. Looking at your sorry state, half-naked in your bra, trying to relieve the lack of pleasure your boyfriend have always left you with.

"want me to help?", Norton asked softly with a chuckle following.

It was as if you and your boyfriend only meet up for sex and pleasure. You suspected him of seeing another girl anyways, how his body often reeked a scent of feminine perfume, lipstick stains on his jawline. The guilt was light as Norton pulled his fingers in and out, reaching places yours couldn't, it was even better than what your boyfriend had and Norton knows it all too well.

Norton wanted to fulfill you, to treasure you like a diamond in the rough, like a gold he has been searching for so long. He wasted no time with foreplay, you were already wet for him. Your juices trailing in between your fair thighs, lips swollen and red, all ready for him. He kissed your tears away, caressed your cheeks, and finally entered as his girth filled every inch of your dripping pussy, cooing small compliments as he penetrated your insides deeply

It wasn't long before your phone ringing that familiar ringtone. Your boyfriend had called once again, rambling about how he had left his wallet at your dorm, demanding for money. A few minutes into the conversation, Norton grew more annoyed, he was enraged, pumping in deeper, making you release louder moans even your boyfriend have never heard before.

The voice on the other end was shocked, demanding an explanation as you were too lost in pleasure. Norton took over your phone. "Go fuck that cheap whore you went out with yesterday with your lil' dick," he dragged out before ending the call.

Norton calmed down as he focused on you again, wiping away your teary eyes as he thrust deeper. He knew how exhausting it was for you, trying to satisfy your boyfriend while being left wanting. Now, someone far bigger was willing to fill you up better, someone who actually wants you.

Growing closer to your release, you grasped on Norton’s arms, feeling every muscle. His dick buried deep inside you, thrusting roughly as you moaned louder, slick smearing all over his pelvis and your thighs. Norton made sure you finished first, feeling you tremble under him, your walls tightening. As you released your wet juices on his dick, he soon followed, pulling out to see his seed oozing from your fulfilled hole with a smug face.

"Round Two? "

[whumpback-wail]

09 - Originally Planned Plot

Trial by Fire (Wriothesley x Reader)

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The published Trial by Fire is only a small bit of the entire plot, so behold, the full unwritten story:

• Reader framed and sentenced to prison in meropide for the kidnapping that has been going on in fontaine. Navia is her friend, and she swore to get (y/n) out of meropide and clear her name

• She has a very young little sister who had to go to the orphanage bc shes sent to prison and cant take care of her

• Was afraid abt prison at first bc of all the news circulating but apparently it was rlly nice there?? People treated her well in general. Her vision was taken tho..

• Wriothesley first noticed her during his patrols, she was struggling with some boxes of equipment, he helped her, and then reassigned her to work on different parts bc shes smol. She tried to tell him shes framed and shes not supposed to be there, but he alr walked off and hes busy

• While she liked being in meropide generally, she missed the sun and the ourdoors tho, so thats reason enough to want to get out, also her lil sister

• kept in touch w Navia using letters, she updates her about the investigation on her end.

• Her interactions w Wriothesley starts increasing after he called her to his office. Normally they just pass by each other while he patrols. Hes also looking into her case bc he can see that shes not a bad person, so he knows she must be framed. Works on the case together. Shes framed bc her father is a famous detective who managed to find out and stop the case of disappearances 10 years ago. He was then killed 2 years later.

• they start having feelings for each other as they keep working together. Wrio also assigned her duties that kept her closer to him.

• after an urgent letter frm navia, wrio allowed her to go up to the surface to meet her

• navia tells her that as far as the records show, the mastermind behind the kidnapping is working for dottore, and is already in meropide. The guy was just communicating and sending instructions out to the surface and the plan to frame him is part of it. They were experimenting on implanting visions into humans so that those visions wont be lost so easily

• (y/n) goes back to meropide and tells wrio abt it

• wrio says he will investigate and see what he can do on his end, and tells her to be careful. He gives her her vision back and told her he trusts she wont do anyth stupid, and that vision is only for her self defense bc hes worried the mastermind might be targetting her.

• but (y/n) also snoops around and she found the mastermind, one of the people wrio suspected but no proof. The guy was talking w someone in the pipes. Then she was found

• kidnapped via childes esc route and taken prisoner, shes interrogated and also experimented on.

• her vision was taken and crushed, then injected into her. Lots of experiment rounds, much torture ehe

• almost dead, thought to be a failed experiement, discarded at the basement

• wrio noticed her disappearance within a day or two and found out about the culprit, who alr disappeared, so he went to the surface to look for navia and neuvilette and they both find out abt the location of the kidnapped people.

• wrio rescues her (ch 1) and she told him everyth

• angst recovery, a lot of trauma

• baddies apprehended and her name was cleared. She's free now, so they both are free to go.

• she is mostly on the surface but wrio visits a lot. He stops sleeping in his office and chose to return to their shared apartment (yn and wrio)

• she alr accepted that she lost her vision, but what doesnt add up is she doesnt show indications that matches people who lose their visions but then apparently she still has her powers

• the vision implant experiment she went through was a success apparently

• learns to live w it, wrio is there every step of the way, and they both live happily ever after lalala the end

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[sonic-oc-showdown]

ROUND 1 BRACKET A

Kaleival belongs to @zepandovski

Pierrot belongs to @maareyas

Find out more about them below!

Kaleival:

Kaleival is a chaotic energetic mobian aardwolf! Let's say that they can't stay still in a single place and will bite your ankle if called a shortie [she is short, smol even], she can be a little impatient and stubborn and act before thinking sometimes but still is a caring and attentive fella and friend

She mostly pass her time doing whatever waste her energy, sometimes she will suddenly feel sleepy and lay anywhere to sleep [or simply fall on the ground sleeping]

They have a clown vibe and style! So give any colorful and funky clothes for them and they will certainly wear it

Lil fun fact, due to they being a aardwolf they r a insectivore! They sometimes can be seen snacking on some fried insects :)

Pierrot:

Just a silly little guy! He's a "sentient mirror" that's taken the form of a hedgehog. Pierrot has the ability to mimic people's appearances and jump between the real world and a "mirror world" via reflective surfaces.

Pierrot has no lofty goals. Like any other child, he just wants to play games and eat snacks (which in his case includes donuts, actual glass, and his favorite: rubik's cubes). He just appeared one day on the grounds of a circus, and everyone assumed he was one of the staff's kid until they found out he wasn't. He's been collectively adopted by the circus ever since.

[marbarmars-arts]

So...I MAY have been collecting Fawfuls like pokemon cards <3

(and what the heck do I mean by that exactly??) WELL in a discord GC my friend Parmy suggested we’d imitate each other’s art styles as like a collab of sorts? Well...I kinda took that a step further heheh ^^

(And fun fact...this was supposed to be something I was gonna do for AU day of Fawful month too, but that idea got cut due to time)

So may I present...the different Fawfuls I drew!! For my friends/cool acquaintances!

So the one who led up to this in the first place, Fawful from @parmsnik AU!! He is dating/eventually marrying Naspi depending on where you’re at in the AU haha! Your way of drawing Fawful seems to change a little bit each time you draw him, so I tried to my best to guestimate a consistent looking Fawf! Very cute!

Up next is Fawful from @the-spacewaffle AU!! Yippee Ronnie’s AU! Thanks for being my friend for so long,,to talk about Fawful and all that stuff y’know? I’ll be cheering you on to complete the story qwq your Fawful is always so nice to my OCs when we crossover khskdjh also...pet the Reddo!

Eee yay now it’s @snuffydoo Fawful and his AU title I totally made up on the spot! I know you don’t really have a name for that kind of thing and it doesn’t have to be canon but I hope you think it’s cute anyways haha! I had a lot of fun drawing this one!! It’s so stylized! AND IT HAS DIMMY (I enjoy your Dimmy artstyle sm) but I don’t draw Spamton very often kjhskgh

Here’s @federthenotsogreat Fawful AU of sunshine goodness~! HE RETURNITH (and since I couldn’t think of another character to feature with your AU...not knowing if Cackletta is there or not jhgskg I gave him a cute little swirly sun!) I admire the fact his outfit is mostly YELLOW and also blue those are cool colors OH AND THAT LEG TOO, also super cool :)

The smol and cute @omgtheywereroomates Fawf! Your ask blog is so neat! I know I don’t ask too many questions there but I just,,,the cartoony fluffy hair?? Love that, and also thank you for your support and the super cool ship as well ^^ 

Heheee yeah hey it’s @cammiluna Fawful from Immortal Fool! Before you say anything YES I’m aware he’s got the new design since it’s near the end of the comic, you released the page that featured said new design while I was already working on this drawing xD So whoops! I just wanted to give appreciation to your comic series that you continued despite everything, and well...I know I haven’t shown much progress on it, I also want to make a comic series...so you’ve inspired me a lil :D

Deep down here there’s a little AU by @aliencatwafers which features Fawful in the sewers! With the little baby bros!! You’re a very insightful and inspiring writer with plenty of neat headcanons and ideas for the bean! Ik you mostly draw in pencil but I took the colors from your submissions to Fawful month this year and used em here! Hope it looks cool!

This little gremlin here with the two moms is Fawful from @bean-n-shroob ask blog! He looks very silly and unhinged (in a good way) and I hope he’s having a good time since after BIS! I love how round your designs are and Fawf is no exception :D

Last but not least is this VERY soft Fawful from @localdealmaker​ and their AU, whose title I made up too (again doesn’t need to be canon or anything if you don’t want it to be, I just wanted to give every drawing a cute name ^^) I think yours was the most complicated to draw for me but I love how he looks, so squish!! Kaboo is cute too!

WHEW THAT WAS A LOT OF TYPING KSJHKGH but yeah I hope you guys have enjoyed this...I might make another part someday full of more Fawful designs from friends but I AM A LITTLE BURNT OUT...doesn’t mean I didn’t have fun tho!

[thegamingcatmom]

Don't worry about not understanding my rambles!! It was a bunch of stuff that just randomly came to my mind!

As for the ask I will try my best to reword it 😂

I was thinking of a moment where (if you had siblings) you guys get into a fight and someone pulls the "MOM" card to get the other into trouble! Or pulling a "Moom *name* is bothering me" like an annoying sibling!!

Would MC use that card if one of the girls are messing with her?? Maybe using it playfully? And how would each sister react to the situation? How would Tanya react if Irina was called to help MC get her away!

-💙

Hey again! 😊

Oh, that's totally fine, really! Rambling is what I do best as well, so I totally get you there. 😅

Thanks for sending me another ask and clearing things up for me though, much appreciated! ❤️

RIGHT, so-

Yes, no doubt about it, LMAO.

Not sure which universe we're talking, but I think it's safe to say that MC would defo make use of the hold she has over them all in just about ANY universe, that lil minx.

(She learns from the best, what did yall expect?)

Most times, it's Carmen's name that leaves her lips whenever things don't go her way someone is bothering her. Carmen is Momma, and MC is basically the baby of the family. She gotta protect her baby cause she's smol and vulnerable and very fragile. 😤

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(The Sisters)

MC: "Give it back."

Kate: "Come and get it."

MC: "...Give.It.Back"

Kate: "...Come.And.Get.It."

MC: "..."

Kate: "..."

MC: *takes a deep breath*

Kate: *realizes a moment too late what´s going on and is helpless to stop what´s coming*

MC, on the top of her lungs (which is entirely unnecessary considering they're all vampires but MC doesn't know which makes it even more hilarious): "CARMEEEEEN!"

Kate, scream-whispers in horror as her hand flies to cover MC´s mouth: "SHHH!"

MC, muffled: "MOU PFFF!"

Carmen, in the distance: "Mi amor?!"

Kate, under her breath: "Fuck..."

MC: 🫢+😏

*The sound of quick (but not too quick, lest MC gets…suspicious) footsteps echoes from the second floor, drawing steadily closer.*

Kate: *closes her eyes in agony*

MC: 🫢+😏

Carmen: *hurries down the stairs*

Kate: *mentally prepares for the inevitable, eyes still closed*

MC: 🫢+😏

Also MC: *starts licking-*

Kate, eyes flying open: "WHAT THE-"

Kate: *snaps her hand back as if burned*

MC: 😏

...Kate: *regrets her decision right after because that was actually kinda hot-*

MC, who notices the sudden glint in Kate´s eyes and knows exactly what it means: 😏...🤨...😑

Carmen: *rounds the corner-*

MC, as soon as Carmen comes into view: 😑 -> 🥺

Kate, torn between annoyance and pride at the cunning devil that stands before her: "...You little shi-"

Carmen, almost on autopilot as she makes a beeline for MC: "Language, Katrina."

Kate: *spluttering*

MC: 🥺

MC, internally: 😏

Carmen: *wastes no time checking MC for injuries, hands and eyes flying over her body before anyone can even utter a word*

Carmen, once she´s made 100% sure MC isn´t in danger of dropping on the spot: "What is it, my dear? Are you feeling unwell? Do you require medical attention?"

Carmen: *tenderly cradles MC´s face with both hands*

MC, sniffling a bit: "No, I´m alright."

MC: *pauses for dramatic effect*

MC: "...Physically."

Kate, groaning in utter disbelief: "Oh my god-"

Carmen, shushing her without turning around: "Katrina."

Kate: *muttering under her breath (something about "not fair" and "can´t believe this is happening")*

MC: *some more sniffling*

Carmen, still concerned: "What do you mean by that, mi amor?"

MC: *glances over Carmen´s shoulder at Kate*

Kate: 🙏🥺

MC: "..."

MC: *starts lifting her arm-*

Kate: 🙏🥺

MC: *lifts it further-*

Kate: 🙏🥺

MC: *and further-*

Kate: 🙏🥺

MC: *until it´s stretched out all the way, finger pointing right at-*

Carmen, whose eyes have followed her arm: "...Katrina?"

Kate: "..."

MC, behind Carmen: 😈

Kate: 💀

Carmen: "Katrina, what is the meaning of this?"

Kate, panics: "...It´s not what it looks like-"

MC, still pointing her finger: "LIES!!"

Kate, who doesn´t respond well to facts: "NO, YOU!"

MC: "NO, YOU!"

Kate: "NO! Y-"

Carmen: "Girls."

MC: "..."

Kate: "..."

Carmen, eerily calm: "Now...will one of you tell me what the problem is?"

Kate: "..."

MC: "..."

Carmen, using her last resort: "...Alright, I will get Tanya then-"

MC: "Kate stole my Gingerbread Sheep...again!"

Kate: *muttering under her breath (something about "that snitch")*

Carmen: *sighs in great disappointment cause they´ve been over this...multiple times*

Carmen: "Katrina...give it back."

Kate: *still grumbling*

Carmen, not having any of it: "Now."

Kate: *emits the most dramatic sigh in history*

Carmen: *The Look*

Kate: "...Fine! Here-"

Kate: *pulls the abomination out from between her boobs and throws the ugly thing back...with a lot more force than necessary*

MC, the drama queen: *cries out in pain as the plush thing hits her right in the forehead*

Carmen, appalled: "Katrina!"

Kate, in disbelief at this shitshow: "...Are you kidding me?! That thing is made of cotton-"

Carmen, not having any of it: "That is not the point and you know it."

Kate: *muttering under her breath (something about "I know that´s bs")*

Carmen: "I heard that."

Kate: *more grumbling...but quietly*

MC: *picks up the abomination and holds it close like a kid would its favorite plush animal*

MC: 🧸🥰

Carmen: 🥰

Kate: 😑

Carmen: *checks her watch*

Carmen: "Oh, will you look at the time! What do you say, dear - shall we prepare some lunch for you?"

MC: 😇 "Yes, please."

Carmen, swooning: "So polite. Let us hope some of it will rub off on Katrina..."

Kate: *splutters in indignation*

Carmen: "Come then, mi amor."

Carmen: *leads MC out of the room with a hand between her shoulder blades*

Kate: *stares after them in disbelief*

MC: *turns around just before rounding the corner*

Kate: "..."

MC: ...😎🖕

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

.

Sooo, I think it´s safe to say that one should never underestimate their hooman...

Also: Tanya and Irina would have a similar reaction, I think. At least when it comes to Carmen. It´s just...you just don´t mess with that woman. Not because she might become physical or anything. Heavens no. Carmen wouldn´t hurt a fly.

It´s the aura. She enters a room and you just wanna make her happy. I don´t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♀️

And in case any of you are wondering: Yes, the Gingerbread Sheep is a reference to the unsightly thing from Chapter 2. 🤭

But also, I´ve just realized-

That is literally them here. PLEASE. 😭

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As for Tanya´s reaction to Irina coming to MC´s aid:

I assume we´re talking The Sisters universe? Because in the "normal" universe Irina wouldn´t hesitate to come get her baby obv. And Tanya knows this.

Irina might be the baby sister, but she's got...personality. Only Kate would be foolish brave enough to poke the (Momma) bear. 🐻😅

In The Sisters though? Well, let's just say nobody quite expected...tbh? I don't even know- 💀

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Tanya, the horndog: *swaggers into the room*

MC, sitting on the couch: *already done af*

Tanya: *sits down on the same couch...very close indeed*

MC: *scoots away*

Tanya: *scoots right after her*

MC: *scoots a bit further*

Tanya: *scoots right after her*

MC: *stands up and walks the short distance to the opposite couch, about to sit down-*

MC: "FUCK-"

*...Only to jump up again in fright when her bum meets rock cause Tanya, having used her super speed, has already taken that exact seat.*

MC: *turns to face her in indignation*

MC: "Excuse you?!"

Tanya, innocent puppy eyes: "Hm?"

MC: "I was going to sit there."

Tanya, confused (and fake) af: "...What is stopping you, love?"

MC: 😑

Tanya: 😇

MC: *stomps over to the first couch, turns around, makes to sit-*

Tanya, still on the other couch: 😇

MC, paranoid af: *keeps her eyes firmly on Tanya as her bum starts to lower in slow-mo*

Tanya, still on the other couch: 😇

MC: *bum has almost landed*

Tanya, still on the other couch: 😇

MC: *bum has finally landed*

Tanya, still on the other couch: 😇

MC, suspicious af cause that was way too easy: 👀

Tanya: 😇

Also Tanya: *gets up, walks over to the far end of the first couch, turns around, makes to sit-*

MC: *starts to sweat*

Tanya: *bum lowers*

MC: "..."

Tanya: *lowers further*

MC: "..."

Tanya: *almost sitting at this point*

MC: "..."

...Tanya, one second later: 😇...😈

MC, in horror: "Oh, fu-"

MC: *scrambles to get up-*

Tanya: *sits down with such force that the other end of the couch lifts off the ground - exactly the end where MC is sitting*

MC: "FUCK!"

MC: *tumbles down the couch before landing square in Tanya´s lap, throwing her arms around her on instinct to hold onto something...what a coincidence*

Tanya: 🥰

MC: *still recovering from her involuntary takeoff*

Tanya, mind already on other things entirely: "My...you certainly do not waste any time, do you, poppet?"

MC: *indignant spluttering*

Irina: *enters the room and stops in her tracks at the sight of her leader and the Stray wrapped around each other*

MC: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: 🥰

Irina: *opens her mouth, then closes it again after a moment, opting instead to shake her head, wondering how this has become her life*

MC: 💀

Tanya: 🥰

Irina: *slowly makes her way over to get her book that she's left on the other couch, avoiding any and all eye contact*

MC: 💀

Tanya: 🥰

Irina: *has arrived at the other couch, grabs her book, turns around, makes the grave mistake of making eye contact with MC-*

MC, with her eyes: *HELP ME*

Irina: "..."

MC: 🥺

Irina, actually considering: 🤔

MC, who can't believe her luck: 😲🤩

Irina: *remembers she hates the human*

Irina: "...Anyway, I'll be in my room-"

MC, panics: "WAIT-"

Tanya: *is confusion because MC has never addressed Irina directly before*

Irina: *is confusion too, but hides it well under all that scorn*

Irina: "...What?"

MC: *panics because she never thought Irina would actually listen*

MC, at a loss for words: "I..."

Irina, already regretting her choice: 😑

Tanya, still confused af: ❓👀❓

MC, who is malfunctioning: 💀

Irina, done with this shit: "...Right, if that is all-"

Irina: *turns around*

MC, panics even more: "WAIT!"

Irina: *grumbles under her breath (something about "why me") before slowly turning back around*

A few seconds of tense silence pass...

...Tanya: ❓👀❓

...Irina: 😑

...MC: 💀

Irina, truly done at this point: "Either you SPEAK this instant, mortal, or-"

MC, in her panic: "W-What´s your skincare routine?"

...Tanya & Irina: ❓❓❓

MC: *dies inside*

Irina: *discreetly takes a look around as if looking for hidden cameras*

Also Irina, after she´s made 100% sure that this is, in fact, painfully real: "...My skincare routine?"

MC: *slow nodding, as if she isn´t quite sure herself*

Tanya: ❓👀❓

Irina: "..."

MC, starting to sweat: "Yknow cause...your skin looks so...I-I mean-"

Irina: "...?"

Tanya, not liking where this is going: ❓🤨❓

MC: *swallows*

MC: "So...p-perfect..."

Tanya, definitely not liking where this is going: ❓😤❓

Irina: *torn between annoyance and...something else*

Irina: "..."

MC: 🥲

...

Irina: *muttering under her breath (something about "can´t believe I´m doing this")*

Irina, emitting the greatest sigh in history: "I...use water."

MC: *nods in a way that is much too violent for the situation at hand*

Irina: "...And moisturizer."

MC: *nods in a way that is much too violent for the situation at hand*

Irina, remembers she's supposed to act somewhat human: "...Some sunscreen, depending on...the weather."

MC: *nods in a way that is much too violent for the situation at hand*

Irina: "..."

MC: *sweating again*

MC: "That´s...wow, I mean...wow-"

Tanya: *much too focused on feeling betrayed to notice none of this makes fucking sense*

Irina: *painfully aware none of this makes fucking sense*

Irina: "...Right, if that is all-"

Irina: *starts to turn around again*

Tanya: *starts to calm down...barely*

MC: "WAIT!"

Irina: "..."

Tanya: *betrayal 2.0*

Irina, about to lose it: "...What?"

...

MC: "...Can you show me?"

Tanya: *indignant spluttering*

Irina, unsure if she´s heard correctly: "...What?"

MC: 😅

Irina: "..."

MC: 💀

Irina: "...Show you?"

MC: *slow nodding*

Irina: "..."

MC: "I...it´s just...I think you´re...b-beautiful."

Irina: "..."

Tanya: *eye starts twitching*

MC, realizing how this sounds: "YOUR SKIN. I-I mean your skin is quite...beautiful. And I would like to have...beautiful skin too. Because yours is really...beautiful. So...yeah."

Irina: *torn between disbelief and...other things*

Tanya: *brain.exe has stopped working*

MC: 🥲

Irina, who just wants this torture to end: "...Fine."

MC: 👁️👄👁️

MC, in disbelief: "...Really??"

Irina: *says nothing in return, merely turns around to finally leave the room, mentally preparing herself for what´s to come*

...

MC: *unsure of how to proceed from here, was that a yes or-"

Irina, in the distance: "This century, mortal."

MC: *moves at a speed that would stun even a vampire, in fact-*

...A few seconds later:

Tanya: *realizes only now that her arms are painfully empty*

Also Tanya:

Honestly? I have no idea.

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Btw, if I might ask: Are you my "frosted anon"? I got an ask sitting in my drafts that used the blue heart as well, so I thought I'd ask. No pressure to answer though! Just curious. 😊

Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[gwifirusu]

I absolutely love how you draw baby Bee 💙💛 He’s so cute and smol

thank you !!!! bumblebee (2018) changed my brain forever with how round and cute bee is there and now every time i draw him i try to channel the same round lil guy vibe with him 😭

[hamstermastersamster]

Played the new FFXVI Rising Tide DLC and I've finished it all EXCEPT Kairos Gate which enhhhhhhh I dunno. I got halfway through it on my first try and then that bloody bird!hag wiped the floor with me after all the prior fights were super easy.

I might give it another couple of goes since each round is not actually that long, but my patience for game mechanics that waste my time by making me repeat tedious content over and over is limited these days. That's not difficulty - it's just a boring endurance test >:[

As to the rest of the DLC, I wasn't expecting much from it after Echoes of the Fallen so it was more enjoyable than I thought. Just more of the same with a bit of new map to explore and an entire village full of geordies. Really liked the 'Cascade' tune, final phase of the Leviathan fight, very nice.

FIGHT THE BABY LMAO

Ifrit is such a itty bitty smol kaiju, it makes me laugh. Like, I know compared to people he is massive but compared to the OTHER Eikons he is a teeny lil' guy.

Anyway FO4 NEXT GEN UPGRADE IN 2 DAYS!!!

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

TWO TOWERS THOUGHTS!!!!

there are more of these bc the two towers is probably my favourite of the trilogy, despite the distinct LACK of boromir 😔

BUT i did notice a few things that baby birb totally ignored or forgot about!!! find out what they are........below 😈

one of baby birb's fav shots of aragorn was when he's lying across a rock tracking merry and pippin bc it reminded me of that one episode spongebob squarepants where the lads end up riding a rock to the customer's house 🤣 'it's not a boulder, it's a rock! a big, beautiful ROCK!!' lmao

baby birb ALSO loved all the shots of everyone running. as a smol individual, i had to run EVERYWHERE to keep up with the Tall Folk 😒 sure it was nice seeing THOSE feckers sprinting for a change!!

am still very confused about why anyone listened to grima what's his name, ur man's half the way to gollum u know 👀

tangential to the running scenes: i love aragorn's doofy run where he's flinging his one arm about like a silly. reminds me of my OWN unhinged run 🤣 (it is possible that these films are more deeply imprinted upon me than i thought 😅)

'LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!'

legolas's FACE every time he has an emotion. delightful

knowing that viggo mortensen broke his toe made me laugh at the helmet kicking scene tbh, i know it's meant to be poignant but that EXTREMELY REALISTIC scream of pain got me going like 🤣

shout out to treebeard holding merry and pippin in his tree hands. i kept thinking 'what if he just. smashes them together like barbie dolls 🤣'

ORCSES. HOBBITSES. i actually love gollum-smeagol, he's too pathetic for me to hate. HE'S LITERALLY SAT THERE SINGING HIS LIL SONG AND EATING A RAW FISH. LEAVE HIM GO HE'S NOT BOTHERING ANYONE ;A;

that gifset ruined everything for me. 'this forest is old......very old....' old as balls. that's just the line now. i no longer acknowledge the original. 😔

cheeky gandalf!! 'u wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick!! 🥺😳😘🤭🙄' (<- this is how birb thought using emojis worked a scant five years ago. be GRATEFUL i was not on tumblr back then, for the carnage would have been GREAT AND TERRIBLE!!!)

i love love LOVE the scene of the trio beating the shite out of the bg guys while gandalf walked slowly toward the king. u just see legolas punching a dude in the face, aragorn ZOOMING round in front of gandalf and off to the side, it's hilarious 🤣

whEN THEY TOSS GRIMA DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE JGY 👀

so many ICONIC lines!!! 'boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!!'

'it's the beards 👀'

U DROP ARAGORN OFF A CLIFF???? OH! OH! JAIL FOR ORCS!! JAIL FOR ORCS FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

rip eowyn, she's so lonely and sad that the slightest validation from a hot guy she's known for five minutes was enough to make her fall stupid in love with him 😔

(i am also stupid in love with him, but it's different when i do it bc. um. uhhhh. 👀😳)

god he IS great tho, isn't he??? he's so dirty and greasy and wet and soggy, i love him and his dirty face and his dirty clothes and his dirty hands i love him i love him i lo

legolas got SO ANGRY about the orc telling them aragorn went over the cliff, he took it SO PERSONALLY. this makes birb want them to kiss each other 😊

they can kiss gimli as well, i don't mind!!

also the king awkwardly patting legolas on the shoulder like he's a slightly homophobic dad trying to comfort his gay son after a break-up, 'i still care about u but im super uncomfortable so im just not gonna say anything ok?? ok. manly head nod. im out 😐'

OPEN MOUTH KISSING??? BEFORE MARRIAGE????!!!!!!! OBSCENE!!!!!! LEAVE ROOM FOR THE HOLY GHOST!!!

side note: poor elrond, here he is trying to make sure his daughter has a good life and all she wants is to marry the dirty ranger like

'u think u know a girl, u raise her for 2000 or whatever years, organise her birthday parties and buy her a pony and teach her how to control the river, and then in the end she leaves u behind and marries a guy with a fraction of her lifespan, dooming herself to future suffering and despair smh 😔'

also arwen's face when aragorn is breaking up with her,,,,,'what did daddy say to u?? this is bc of what he said, isn't it?! i can't believe he's still interfering with my love life!!!!' ;A;

that lil ~half caress~ aragorn does to legolas's hand when he's returning arwen's necklace to him????? it's like??? idk super romantic??? it made my stomach go SWOOP?? if i stare at a gif of this scene i feel a bit dizzy??? is that weird. am i. weird 👀

i want them to make out with each other, sorry lads 😔

the annoying thing in all these medieval fantasy type stories, when there's not enough men for the war, they're always conscripting 10 year old boys, while the teenage girls and young women without any kids are hiding with the elders and children. LIKE. HOW can u justify sending little 8 yo haleth son of hama to the front lines?? LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S TINY!!! surely a 15 - 21 year old young woman would have a better chance of NOT DYING than a wee lad!!! they're peasants, they're used to hard labour!! do directors/writers etc think it's more ~realistic~ or sth?? do ppl think NO WOMAN ever took up a sword in a crisis??? even if certain things are Not Done (and in some places, even under penalty of DEATH), the Rules tend to fly out the feckin window once there's an emergency!!! I THINK 10,000 ORCS MARCHING ON HELM'S DEEP COUNTS FOR AN EMERGENCY???????

all im saying. is if we're all going to die anyway, then EVERYONE should get a sword. even the kids. ESPECIALLY the kids. it went really well in the walking dead when the lil girls each had a pistol. i promise i can be trusted with weapons i p romi s

the best thing in medieval-style warfare is when the two armies stand across from each other and shout insults back and forth for a bit, like 'you're ugly!' or 'you're smelly!' or 'i slept with your sister, and it weren't anything to write home about!!'

please could somebody fetch gimli a ladder, ur mans can't see above the fecking wall like nnO NO NOT THAT KIND OF LADDER

legolas and gimli counting their kills will never NOT be funny to me

MY KING A BEAST!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!! HE RODE A FUCKING LADDER AND CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF ORCS LIKE A KILLER WHALE GOING AFTER SEALS!!! ;A;

god when he shoves open those doors and ARRIVEs it's so so so fucking hot. god he is sso hot. he's so hot i love him i love him i

lol they sneak out the side door like 'hee hee hoo hoo, no one shall see us~' 🤣

'TOSS ME!!!!!' *yeets the dwarf*

legolas SHIELD SURFING!!! HANG TEN, BRO!!! GNARLY WIPE OUT!!! 🤙

im sorry

imagine being such an asshole that u make the fucking TREES angry??? like, u make the trees hate u SO FUCKING MUCH. that they literally come MARCHING OUT OF THE FOREST to commit mass property damage???? 👀

when i watched the scene i shouted 'TILL BIRNAM WOOD DO COME TO HIGH DUNSINANE!!!!' out loud but nobody laughed ._.

come onnnn it's funny right??? esp since we know that 'no man of woman born' can kill the guy in the next film!!! iT'S FUNNY, RIGHT??? ;A;

sam and frodo tumbling down the stairs also made me laugh but i paid for it immediately after when sam goes 'it's your sam. don't you know your sam?' fucknig KILL MEEEEE PLS

the most iconic, most beautiful, most painful line of the film-----the one that always makes me cry, the one i couldn't forget if i wanted to, the words that stand between me and DEATH------

'That there's some good in this world, Mr Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.'

GOD. IM FUCKING DEAD 😭😭😭😭 beautiful delivery as well, shout out to samwise gamgee for being the best man to walk middle earth, i will now lie in a puddle of my own tears _(:3」∠)

[pokemon-poll-party]

Round 2: Buckle the Shuckle up for this gen 2 matchup! Lil guy and turtle-looking bug Shuckle is dueling with very smol elephant lil guy Phanpy! Whether you're a fan of Phanpy or a champion of Shuckle, let's get voting!

Reminder: Be kind. All Pokémon are good Pokémon, and you don’t need to tear down people or Pokémon to promote your favorites. Don’t make me Hyper Beam anyone.

[pantone-palette]

I love having cats. It's like "look at this lil guy, living in my house with me" and it's a smol creature with big round eyes, soft fur, and loves belly rubs.

Precious !

[emeraldbabygirl]

I’m so sorry but I have to scream about atlas and tnx I’m not into tnx but this episode of atlas at play is so cute! They taught each other their choreos and Erwin towers over the tnx members they smol and he tol and then Jet pulled a Zico and said “I’m Jet from TNX.”

NO TNX ARE SO TINY COMPARED TO ALL OF ATLAS ITS LIKE IF YOU PUT TINY-G AND SF9 IN A ROOM TOGETHER I CHOKED OMG DOES THE T IN TNX STAND FOR TINY IM CRYING THEY SMOL 🥺

The team Hyung and Uncle and team Damn cool skskssksk but Damn cool the atlas members esp Poom was so cute with the tnx guys. They really acted like older brothers to the tnx members it’s so cute and the game they played, it’s so funny to see them speaking in both Thai and Korean poor Junior was so confused they put the atlas members in the middle for the second round and the two tnx members on each end and Junior messed it up and confused to poor lil guy on the end it’s so funny

HYUNSOO IS LITERALLY SO TINY SITTING NEXT TO MUON THO ITS SO SO CUTE 🥺

And poor Kyungjun was so confused by what Jet was trying to tell him meanwhile Tad and Taehun are dancing together omg I might check out tnx idk but this is just so cute. And it sounds like kyungjun has either a kiwi or an Aussie accent when he speaks english

AND ITS ALWAYS FUCKING TAD THAT MESSES UP AND RUINS IT IN THIS GAME SKSKSKSK

AND THE PUNISHMENT IS WAS I SAW ON INSTA BUT WHY ERWIN AND POOM ACT LIKE THEY WERE GONNA THROW IT BACK. It’s Atlas at play episode 13 I def recommend watching it if you like either groups it was so funny and cute :)

[poisonouswritings]

Hehehe hey, Ozzy! How are you doing? I'm reading the last post rn and the thought of child!Sage (courtesy of Felix's faulty potion) clinging to your leg, Very Unwilling to Let You Go as you do your thing, came to me. He totally would. It's canon that he doesn't have parents growing up (cough abandonment issues cough) so when he sees you, it clicks in his head that This Person Loves and Cares For Me and he grips onto you with his grubby lil paws >:3 hehehe

You spoon feeding him? He's nomnoming the whole airplane.

You cuddling him to sleep? He is a koala and you are the tree.

You doing your chores and training? He is your Little Helper Protoge

Smol kitten man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tulsi prolly teases him but in truth she is Very Soft for big bro

Omg I've been wanting to do this for so long but I kept getting distracted with stuff

GN!Reader, we're gonna say Sage is like,,, six to seven? He's a kitty, Tulsi Is Dressing Him Up In Stupid Outfits, long one because hehehe kitty

I wanna say that you and Tulsi were out for the day,, like just hanging out because you're friends y'know,, ('Ozzy this isn't a Tulsi-' every post is a Tulsi post it's in the subtext) and then you guys get back and Felix is all disheveled and running around Fathom and you're like 'Hey What Happened Is Everything Okay?' and he gets all nervous and tries to say that everything is fine but then like,, you hear a ruckus in the kitchen and you both go over to check it out and its Kitten!Sage rummaging through cupboards because he's hongry and used to stealing,, and then you guys come in and his fur bristles and he hisses and hides under a table and you really slowly round on Felix and Felix is just Preparing For Death Because You Are Gonna Kill Him

'Felix :)' '*swallows* y-yes MC?' '*grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him like a rag doll* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!?'

Sage obviously runs off into town because he doesn't wanna get in trouble so now you and Felix have to chase after him. And y'know what? Little shit is fast. He doesn't have the memories of his older self but he certainly has the instincts so he's easily able to evade you guys.

You guys only catch up to him because he's being dragged by the arm by a shopkeeper who's accusing him of stealing and he's visibly scared and in pain and you run over and force the shopkeeper to let him go,, and it's the first time kitten!Sage has had anyone defend him so he immediately latches onto your leg. And at first he's only doing it so the shopkeeper leaves him alone but as you kneel down to his level and ask him (in that soft and comforting voice you take on with kids) if he's okay and you get him a little snack to make him feel better he decides that Yes, This Person Is Who I Imprint On and then he Never Leaves You Alone.

The entire walk back to Fathom he's underfoot, darting in circles around you and asking questions, telling you make-believe stories, teasing Felix (because even as a kitty he's still a little shit), etc etc. And once he finds out you're from a different world? Oh His Big Kitty Eyes Are So Big And Wide In Excitement

By the time you guys get back to Fathom, Sage is in your arms and koala-hugging you. He Is Your Burden Now.

Kitty!Sage still has insecurities. They're a little different than when he's older. Some of them are weaker, some are stronger. Yes he does have abandonment issues but he also has very strong self-worth issues. He's a dwarf rat and he knows it. He doesn't really understand why it is you're putting up with him (you tried to explain it but he kinda got distracted because he could hear a bird somewhere outside) but he's happy you are. He doesn't wanna do something wrong to ruin it but he also knows that it's only a matter of time before he does. He tries to be on his best behavior but it only makes him self-conscious, and then his cat instincts mixed with a natural child-like energy make him zip around the stronghold like a rocket, and then he's upset with himself because He's Gonna Make You Upset And Then You're Gonna Hate Him Like The Shopkeeper Did >:(

And you scoop him up and smooch his cheek and tickle him a little until he stops pouting and starts giggling. It hurts a bit, for someone so young to have so much pressure and self-loathing on their shoulders. So you help as much as you can.

When Anisa comes back that evening you're sitting in Felix's study with Sage on your lap, reading him stories. He doesn't know how to read at this point (I think he probably learned later on in life) but He Tries Really Hard So That You'll Be Proud Of Him! And whenever he manages to stumble his way through a multi-syllable world (he's wrong half the time but you don't tell him that) you praise him and smooch the top of his head and he just has the softest and most innocent little giggle oh he's a soft little kitty so happy and warm and sweet and innocent and he just gets to be a kid

Meanwhile Anisa is beating Felix up in the background

Felix says it'll take a week to reverse the spell so you will have to babysit (since Sage hisses at the others).

Stella chooses that moment to walk in. Sage's fur bristles, he hisses, then hides under the table.

,,, this is gonna be a long week

Okay firstly,, playing with Stella's cat toys. Kitty!Sage is so energetic,, I know you play with kittens 2-3 times a day, usually for 15-ish minutes at a time. And then you have to give kids 30-ish minutes of guardian-led playtime and then let them have about an hour of free playtime (aka letting them play by themselves). I would assume you have to do more than that for an ilephta so like,, idk I hope you have that laser pointer handy because that'll keep him captivated for ages. Just make sure you're not near anything breakable.

Whether you jog or take walks or whatever your form of exercise is, Sage is darting around beside you. He'll zoom forward a little bit to get a pretty pinecone and bring it back to you, then zip up a tree to try and grab a bird, then pounce on a squirrel, then find a really cool stick and play with it as a sword, then attack a berry bush, then somehow show up with an armful of rocks that he dumps in your pocket/bag. If you have to sit down and take a break then he'll offer to zoom back to Fathom and get some water/snacks for you. He just wants to be helpful

Kittens sleep a lot,, children sleep a lot,,, Sage sleeps a lot. You guys are out in the marketplace (you had to pick up a few things and Sage insisted on coming with you) and he starts whining and pulling on you cause he's sleepy,,, it's nap time,,,, so you have to pick him up and go sit somewhere. He insists you either tell him a story or sing a lullaby.

Obviously you bring him to Tulsi. Tulsi is losing her mind because Oh He's So Tiny!!! She Is The Big One Now >:3 She can carry him on her hip the same way he did to her when they were little. He keeps grabbing at her hair and her ears. She teaches you the lullaby Sage always used to sing her and tells you the stories Sage always used to tell her. Meanwhile Sage is drooling on her shoulder because he fell asleep again.

His playing obviously gets him dirty so you have to haul him into the bathtub. Luckily you thought ahead and got some bubble soap, so load that tub up with bubbles! I suggest you wear a bathing suit because He Will Splash. Bonus points if you can find rubber duckies but he'll bite them so make sure they're decent quality. After his bath you have to try and get him dressed because let's be real he totally would just run around dripping wet and naked because he thinks it's fun. Once you scoop him up, he lets you towel him off and coax him into clothes.

He likes wearing your clothes for pajamas.

Kids can be emotional! Sage definitely has some tantrums over very minor things, but he also has some very legitimate emotional episodes over some very legitimate things. Especially if some of his memories leak into nightmares,,,

Imagine a very smol, very scared Kitty!Sage having to relive Lucan's death when he doesn't even remember who Lucan is, he just sees a very big and scary monster and feels that all-consuming grief and terror and self-hatred when he doesn't even fully understand what the hell he just witnessed. The only saving grace is that he's a lot more emotionally open since he isn't old enough to have all those walls built up yet. He clings to you, sobbing and babbling into your chest while you're only half-awake because It's Three In The Morning What The Hell Is Happening. It takes a little while to calm him down but with a lot of patience, cuddles, smooches, and humming, you finally manage to lull him back to sleep. Luckily he forgets most of it by morning, though he does cling to you a little tighter that day,,

Sage just,, keeps,,, like literally anything he can get his grubby little paws on, he's shoving it into his mouth. You have to constantly keep an eye on him or else he's eating so many bugs. And please be careful letting him around candy because he will eat until he gets sick.

[shuckinbeanz]

inumaki breeding hcs<3

warnings/notes: NSFW, fem!reader, impregnation, completely shameless smut, old picture removed because link is broken.

Underage characters are Aged Up!

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~Masterlist~

Shameless under the cut<3

- ok so you guys have your own food vocab for when you wanna hear his voice(like during seggs or msg recording, otherwise its txting and JSL)

-also you guys have been tied for a few years

-and when you tell him you’ve been pining for thinkin bout having his bbs you bet your ass the sides of his mouth will curl up cattishly and the corners of his eyes will crinkle smugly cutely like

orly? (ºωº) real smug like then

ฅ(Ф∀Ф)ฅ queue cute raepface

-he practically jumps you for details so he knows when you wanna start tryna conceive so he can be prepared to service his waifu

-lines up drinks, tissue, lube, extra bedsheets, aphrodisiac if u wanna spice seggs up *winkwonk* to breed you well

-he‘s a huge fucking simp 4 u

-put ur tiddies in a pushup bra and one of his few V-neck shirts he got because you say he looks hot in them then bend over givin him an eyeful the man goes fruitloopy

-this man may be fun size smol n cute but he’s a beast in the sheets

-he’s average length 6.5 inches but he’s got head babe and he’s thicc up his shaft and thins out a bit at the hilt, ramrod straight

-he’s got a very sensitive vein thats very visible all along the left underside of his cock LICK IT MAN WILL SHUDDER and damn well near bust a nut

[insert a gasp of the food/ingredient nickname you have him call you here]

-speaking of nuts THE BALLS ON THIS MAN they’re BIG and will fill your cheeks SO SUCK ON EM

-he's a fucking tease. almost as bad as gojo

-he’s a switch leaning sub (he loves edging you and teasing you until turn the tables on him)

-worship this man’s ears, face, throat, shoulders, and neck! PLEASE!!!1!

-he is a giggler in the start. soft, sweet, warm, breathless giggles as you worship him

-he’ll be bratty and get super handsy until you cover his neck and throat with hickies to stop his wandering fingers(he’s proud to show your handiwork off ◔◡◔)

-also he’s got stamina so he can handle 4 rounds-6 if spice has been used

-PLACE YOUR HAND ON HIS THROAT WHILE YOU RIDE HIM AND PRESS GENTLY TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIGHTHEADED PULEASE it turns him on! He likes the thrill of that threat and he trusts you with his voice! he’d actually prefer to be choked but you worry too much for him but ur still a simp so you meet him halfway

-remember you guys have a food vocab? Other than his canon yes-no-maybe answers he’s got food vocab to egg you on that translates to ‘faster’, ‘slower’, ‘shove your tongue down my throat kiss me’, ‘sit on my face’, and ‘MORE!~’

-and dont get me started on the vocab for positions hoo boi

-he is a VERY GORGEOUS whiner! breathless and just chefs kiss SO EDGE HIM LOTS

[lengthy needy whine of your nickname]

-then DON'T HESITATE to overstim he will love you even more!

[nickname again, moaning prettily]

-he’s a good boyo he’s gonna tell you when he’s close to cumming

“S-Seed…!”

-his third overstim orgasm will have him in tears because he is a sensitive mansex

-tell him in detail how you want his bb juice to fertilize your eggs while sloshing hotly in your womb he will do the lewdest mewls and squirm below you he's a sucker for detail

-tell him how many miniature Toges you want. demand he plug ur tight cunny and he will break

-expect him to take the reigns and pound dat pussy bc he CRAVES to be a Daddy to lil tots he lives for attention and he wants to have an army of iddy bitty trolls where he’s the leader

-he will damn well try to keep pounding you until he's shooting blanks; heavy breathing, whines, breathy gasps

-praise him!!

-tell him how good he is how beautiful he looks and sounds fucking you and you’ll have him whimpering a string of food/ingredients that comes to his foggy need to get you preggo horny mind

He’s here

You’re here

Please just hear his voice and know how much he needs you

Loves you

Wants you

pls have his bbs

-whisper in his ear he’ll be a Daddy soon if you want him gone

Won’t stop ‘til either one of you pass tf out xD