#smol gay knife daughter

[incomprehensiblelentils]

Finally watching Logan before we go see the new Deadpool.

Laura does a whole lot of feral screaming

SHE DOES <3 that’s my girl

she’s a lot less vocal in the comics, actually, but I get why they went this route. You can’t really do internal monologues in film when you’re not the protagonist lmao

[illogicallyinclined]

So what kind of chaotic fuckery goes down in the roman-remus-D apartment? I'm just curious

College Students Are Dumb: An Anthology

tws: violence mention, knife mention, cursing

okay, so the instances where all three of these losers match wavelengths are powerful but exceedindly rare. usually, you can find two of them teaming up on the last housemate or all three of them existing in the state of “Every Man For Himself”

UNO was banned from the apartment after roman and remus teamed up to skip D eight times in a row, at which point he literally flipped the living room coffee table

remus and D once convinced roman that automatic doors will open no matter how fast you run at them. a very broken automatic door taught him that No They Will Not.

(remus already knew that because he’s purposefully run through a few automatic doors before)

roman and D are the rarest team up (because pranking remus is HARD), but they DID once put a bunch of air fresheners in the vent above his bed, prompting him to yell “Why the Fuck Does It Smell Like Pine Trees” at two in the morning

once roman and remus are in a reasonable enough status to start behaving like quasi-regular twin brothers, D also has to put up with,,, a lot

this was proposed by @spacetai on the hockey discord server, but remus definitely shaves off his own mustache and glues it to roman’s sleeping face at least once

D walks into the apartment to find roman and remus screaming in fear and delight respectively as the roomba that remus duct taped a knife to spins wildly out of control

distantly, from two rooms away: VIBE CHECK! *smack*

remus never learned how to play an instrument in high school like his brother did, but he DID buy a melodica on an impulse his freshman year of college, and D can tell you -- with certainty -- that the clarinet and melodica should never be played at the same time unless you are trying to make yourself regret being alive

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[lavenderlight]

Passionate about my TES OCs so here we go

Nerevarine of TES III: Reylvam Drethas

A dunmer who grew up in the Imperial City so knows jack all about Morrowind culture. Chaotic Good - arrested for stealing food, clothing, and goods for orphans. Acrobatic Scout turned Spellsword after chillin’ around Vvardenfell’s Mages Guilds. Bisexual disaster. Doesn’t know things. Can totally make that jump guys just watch. Scared of Ordinators and dunmer funeral customs.

Hero of Kvach of TES IV: Aerinil Ivyshade

Bosmer pirate arrested after harassing Imperial Nobles along the Gold Coast. Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic good when in a good mood. Grumpy with a heart of gold. Dislikes the Empire. Doesn’t realise she’s having a redemption arc after getting out of prison. May steal but no murder. Heck the Green Pact after she almost starved in her youth. Agnostic. Doesn’t know magic and doesn’t care to know magic. Eventually settles down with a breton man and they live on a farm. 

The Last Dragonborn of TES V: Marinetta Jemane

Bosmer with a Breton name (she’s the daughter of Aerinil). Moves north from Chorrol to Skyrim to find herself. Big lesbian, worships Dibella. Soft and gentle and kind, would be a cottage core blogger in a modern AU tbh. Sneaky archer but thieving makes her feel bad unless they deserve it (ie are a rich bastard). Loves animals, grew up on a farm in Cyrodiil so the Green Pact makes her cry. Will be minder her own business and then wonder ‘hey what the efff happened to the dwemer.” Doesn’t curse ever.

The Vestige of ESO: Lilssa Riverthorn

Absolute dork. Will make puns any chance she gets. PTSD and anxiety though. Plays the flute. Green Pact compliant unlike my other two Bosmer. Will kick your ass without hesitation if you think of bosmers as “feral savage cannibals”. Arachnophobic, and also doesn’t like the undead. You know what else she doesn’t like? Daedra? More like... gay-dra. Has a hero complex and can be way too trusting; always tries to see the good in everyone. Also lesbian. Worships Y’ffre but is also having a spiritual self crisis. Is one of those bosmer with the horns but it’s actually a headband she crafted sssshhhh don’t tell anyone. Smol but fierce.

ESO Side Character: Manat Samsi

Urshilaku Ashlander Velothi. Will correct you if you call him an “ashlander”, it’s “Velothi”. Adores guar and other animals of Morrowind heck you if you think they’re weird. Robs, cheats, harasses Tribunal worshippers and considers this a social good to assist with the Nerevarine Prophecy. Cooking is one of his hobbies- actually setting off on a journey across Tamriel to learn other culture’s dishes. His birthday is Heart’s Day which he thinks is pretty cringe. Unsure of his sexuality - he likes swords more than people.

ESO Side Character: Enrion Grayorin

Altmer vampire. Used to be an adventurer officer of Skywatch like you until he took a Porphyric Hemophilia fang to the knee neck. Chaotic evil bitch - absolute nihilist and hedonist who lives for entertaining himself.  Lives in Solitude, Skyrim now. Loves fine arts; plays, fashion, and reading good literature. Would apply winged eyeliner with the help of a knife. Was married to an altmer woman named Milinwen and has no idea what became of her since he left Summerset. Drinks blood mixed with wine and thinks himself clever for it.

[nerice]

top 5 ocs & why!! also top 5 songs (mayb ones you associate with them?)

YOU!!!!!!!!!  💖💖💖💖💖 ARE MY FAV PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD RN

okokok this is gonna be long so im putting a read more from the get-go fkgfgjlfgk

TOP 5 FAV OCS + THEIR RESPECTIVE SONGS(every oc is a fav under the right circumstances, but there are exactly five who have meant The Whole Entire World to me at some point) so lets Go (i’ll just gush abt them bcos somewhere in those details are the reasons why i love them lmao)

cait

she was my first oc in a lot of ways and i’ll never be able to separate myself from the fact that my entire oc verse started with her. she’s a sad kid with tattered wings that dedicated her life to hunting the shadow creatures that took her sister from her!! weapon freak, good with any sort of blade. very emotionally unstable which is Problematic bcos her emotions are tied to the world and tend to create small-scale disasters (put out or start fires. crack some walls. dry out vegetation. Fun Stuff) i could go on but i’ll try to keep these short aaaa

song: where is the edge by within temptation (’so much more that you’ve got left to fight for, but it still doesn’t change who you are / there is no fear you’ll ever give in to / you’re untouchable’  💕)

avery

angry smol princess, june is knife month™ & shares her body with an ancient serpent god; it doesn’t get much cooler than that. can control electricity but is scared of thunderstorms. Just Needs A Hug. would and Has killed for her friend(s). also has no heartbeat due to circumstances too lengthy to explain here but it causes a certain amount of trouble

song: not to be edgy, but it’s blood on my hands by the used (’though you got used to my disguise, you can’t shake this awful feeling’ & ‘feel the pain that i never show, and i hope you know, i have my reasons’) aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

sky 

[the most extended dying noises you could possibly imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!] babygirl /////3 im sorry i have no chill whatsoever when it comes to her

the biggest disaster in this disaster bunch. lived thru the worst childhood imaginable. she has unlimited physical strength: the difference between a touch and a push to her is a difference between a touch and breaking bones or toppling buildings. took quite a long time until she gained any semblance of control over that power, but as she grows older she uses it for laughs and fucking around (lift a broadsword with one hand? kick ur best friend out of bed, out the door, down the hallway in one motion? arm wrestling matches she cannot possibly lose?? all of it) she can be a tad rude lmao. training routines are vry important to her!!! wakes up early always, but is the most sloppy person imaginable. her room? what room, there is no visible floor. bandages or long gloves her Her Look. moderate savior complex also. I COULD GO ON AND NEVER SHUT UP. my!! fav!!!! deserves the world !

song: fuck i need to pick ONE? jk without question it’s the night by disturbed (’POWER BEYOND CONTAINING’)(but also every single other line in that song im……. not ok.. i need to move on or I Will Not Shut Up. #still not calm abt sky plot 2k18)

reina

queen!!!!!! literally The First Being In Existence. accidentally broke the universe oops immortal, but it’s fading. such an asshole but learns humility through becoming mortal and falling in love with someone mortal it’s CRIMINAL that jumie doesn’t make this list ;_; leads a rebellion/war against the force that destroyed her world. the serpent god that shares avery’s body is the other half of reina’s soul long story they’re not on good terms (anymore). outfits always On Point, doesn’t know what pants are, the only oc i ever draw rip. too beautiful to describe with words. im gay

song: ok ok picking one would be shot in the dark by within temptation (all the lyrics tbh Im Dead)

belle

angel princess daughter. the one from this art i just posted. saves the universe against her will but let’s Not Talk Abt That, It’s Depressing. belle is such a brat and super arrogant, but she’s a prodigy so she kinda has every right to be. competitive as Hell. avery’s archrival (avery couldn’t care less, but belle Has Decided). dragonfly wings, goes nyoom. teases the fuck out of her brother always. thinks becoming strong will bring her parents back Pls Also Just Give Her A Hug idk my emotions swing wildly whenever i talk abt her. very wholesome, very tragic & starved for friendship and attention. self-made god or rather, entirely made by faye’s hand but let’s absolutely not go there FUCK im sorry if none of this makes sense ffgklfgh

song: it’s soooo hard to chose only one. probably they will fall like roses by of verona (’you break everything you touch’ NO ok i’ll see myself out)

THERE IS A BIG BIG THROUGHLINE and it is overpowered sad kids caught up in universe shenanigans with a big side dish of loneliness 

srsly i love u for asking tho, typing this up was super therapeutic. IM LOVE MY OCS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and u!)💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[here-comes-the-harvester]

How about Sphalerite, Ekanite and Howlite?

Hi wow this took me five million years but aNYWAYS-

SphaleriteFirst impression: O dang a smol bab???Impression now: I will shoot to kill (shoot to thrill) if u hurt my daughterFavorite moment: Sphal: eKa TaStE tHiS cAnDy???????????Idea for a story: Me, stabbing a knife through the face of the gem who hurt herUnpopular opinion: Cute as I think she is, I would give her space and time before attempting to touch her, especially if she doesn't want to be touched. Poor thing’s been through enough shit as is.Favorite relationship: Eka and Sphal aka the dynamic duoFavorite headcanon: Sphal loves aDVENTURE! *soft voice of wonder* YYYEAH…! (Get the reference and I will love you forever)

EkaniteFirst impression: O shit mysterious eyes in waterfall????Impression now: Damn I have a cryptid as a daughter now, I can't believeFavorite moment: …*eyes future chapters* Ahem anyways at this point in the story I love her interactions with Morgan because god bless America she's too good for this worldIdea for a story: AU where everything is the same but Eka is a Webkinz plushieUnpopular opinion: Okay so it really sucks that she has to make contact with another gem’s gemstone to communicate with them because?? Can you imagine how inconvenient that would be???? Most gems aren't gonna let a gem monster near their gemstone LOLFavorite relationship: Eka and Sphal because no duh but also Eka is cute with Morgan and I love themFavorite headcanon: Eka liked shiny stuff like way back before she even corrupted. She just… hoards so many things. Eka, please-

HowliteFirst impression: wow I'm gayImpression now: WOW I’M GAYFavorite moment: Uhhhh like literally every moment of her existence but also the time she carried the rebels back to the districtsIdea for a story: She shows up and then proceeds to harvest my sinful ass because???? I never broke any laws but I would break laws to get harvested honestly guys this is really counterintuitive, the harvesting thing? Because Frecks and I will just end up resorting to a life of crimeUnpopular opinion: Hi she needs to show up more and let her meet Blue and Yellow pLEASEFavorite relationship: her and her mom-son selfFavorite headcanon: Howlite takes from both her components and can and WILL make the worst mom/dad jokes known to gemkind.