#smol essek

[bumble-b-goode]

i had to make an essek version

(original comic @its-soup on twitter)

[mightypieworkshop]

A silly doodle born in the ETFC ahead of the M9 live show! Look at this little bean, he’s clearly got the good business sense.

[mightypieworkshop]

if CR is gonna tell us it’s Hot Boi Summer, who am I to say otherwise?

(did a make a custom procreate brush just to give his swimsuit a beacon pattern? maybe)

appreciating the latest CR update email

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

[ashisafriedpickle]

I love the short guy essek HC that exist because they’re so true and funny like “cause of a mass murder = just a lil guy, so smol, he float to normal height”

[lemxioz]

my favourite criminals 🧡💜

All I know is they’re married

[luddlestons]

Beau, Caleb, and Molly, the most average sized individuals of the Moghty Nein watching the pocket sizes (Veth, Jester, and Essek) VS the giants (Fjord, Yasha, and Cas).

Hey, I just realized I had unintentionally evened the Tols, Smols, and Mids via HCs 🤣

Omg they do have a perfectly even grouping of heights!

The funny thing is, I think of the tall group, only Fjord could maaaaybe get roped into a fight about it (if Veth goads him enough, that is). Cad and Yasha are just like “hm? Did you need us to get something off a shelf? We can totally get something off a shelf if you need!”

[hyakimth]

[bumble-b-goode]

am i too late to this meme?

[mightypieworkshop]

Critical Role cosplayers! Will you be at Anime Ohio this weekend? Come see me at booth 913 in the main expo hall to get a photo with Smol Essek AND collect one of my brand new badge ribbons!

[myrling-art]

Sometimes a comfort character is a neutral evil traitor who showed you that anyone can change and that kindness is never wasted on anybody and that's ok.

...I really miss Essek so I'm coping by making smol floaty hot boi GIFs. 💜

I also gave him a beacon because I could.

[senseofenterprise]

Our beans came just in time for the third night of Chanukah! Don’t worry, we’ll keep widobean from getting too close to the fire

[mightypieworkshop]

We had a fine Gathering of the Weezerds at my table!

I was very happy to fix up your boys and help them find their new friends!

Yesterday, I went to go see @mightypieworkshop at a craft market to repair the Shadowbeans. Whilst doing repairs, the Shadowbeans encountered dragons and decided to make them their pets. The Widobeans are partial to the purple dragon as it remind them of their beloved.

[loyalhoundart]

Weezerds having a comfort food dinner date

[anxietiefling]

the boy came along for a museum adventure and is contemplating amber choices for his husband.

[rainbowcaleb]

300 short and sweet words of Essek waiting in Eiselcross.

<3