#smol essek

[bumble-b-goode]

i had to make an essek version

(original comic @its-soup on twitter)

[mightypieworkshop]

A silly doodle born in the ETFC ahead of the M9 live show! Look at this little bean, he’s clearly got the good business sense.

[hyakimth]

[mightypieworkshop]

if CR is gonna tell us it’s Hot Boi Summer, who am I to say otherwise?

(did a make a custom procreate brush just to give his swimsuit a beacon pattern? maybe)

appreciating the latest CR update email

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

[railroad-migraine]

Hey Poet! <3 First, thanks bunches for all that you do, your writing never fails to make me smile! If it's alright, may I please request Molly, Essek, Yasha and Caleb with a socially anxious F!teammate/friend or crush who's a half-dwarf? She usually passes for a short human, but her dwarven heritage shows in her body being hairier and a bit more thicc than the average human female, which makes her very self-conscious. Thank you and have a lovely day <3

Okay but first, you're adorable. And second, I never expected to have a request like this but I'm so so glad you sent it in. You're lovely, honey. Thank you x

~ Poet

Reassuring Fem!Reader about body hair

Caleb 💜

To be honest, as perceptive as he is, it's not something Caleb ever really regarded as something to be noted or commented on. Your hair is just another part of you, another piece of your body for him to admire - it's no different to how he loves your hands, your eyes, your smile... Cough not that he's ready to admit that he loves you yet tho cough

He's always looking out for you and can just sense when you're having a bad day. He gets them too. The perfect person to talk to about anxieties or insecurities with because he can share his own experiences with you. Together, you work to fight against the niggling voices in the back of your heads and grow stronger and accept this is who you are, and that's good.

He makes more of an effort to try convey how he feels for you. His pinky shyly links with your own and he mutters something about how nice you look today, how confidence suits you. You know he means it.

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Molly 💜

Molly has never really been one to judge someone on their appearances, and you better believe he's not gonna start now. You are lovely. You are strong. You are healthy. You are so very normal (in a extraordinary way). You're hot, stop doubting yourself sm <3

King of reassurance and looking after you on days where you're less confident or more self conscious. Treats you like royalty, recommends and drags you to a spa day to treat yourself and ease your worries, make you feel pretty and comfortable in your skin.

Beauty standards and trends come and go. Your body, and the hair that comes with it, is yours for life. He wants you to learn to love it. If you let him, he sits you in front a mirror at a vanity and points out every single thing about your appearance that makes you special and beautiful and handsome. He kisses your cheek, and asks quietly for you to see yourself just as he does.

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Yasha 💜

Yasha thinks you're the cutest thing. She's quite tall, and since you're smol in comparison, it's a huge win for her. Lifts you up like you weigh nothing, more than happy to hold you on her hip or on her shoulders. Likes how the sunshine catches on your hair and skin because you practically glow.

Is kinda hairy herself and stops shaving her arms when you confide in her. She never really had a preference to having or not having hair - it was more of a habit than anything else. She wants you to know that it's completely human to be as you are, and you don't have to change for anyone. Change because you want to, not because you feel like you have to.

She thinks that no one should feel like they have to conform to societal pressures and such. It can be hard, especially in the beginning, but she's with you every step of the way to give encouragement and reassurance when you need it. Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes, and you're no exception (°^°)

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Essek 💜

Also enjoys the height difference. He's not super tall himself, but the levitation helps give the illusion that he is. Presses sweet lil kisses to your forehead when you least expect it only to see you flustered and smiley.

Hot boi finds it hard to grow hair anywhere other than the top of his head, so he actually likes the contrast between you two 🥺 You're soft and warm and he just holds you happily. There are qualities he seeks in potential partners, such as intelligence and emotional maturity and kindness. You have all of those. He likes the the shadows and the stubble and fuzz (no matter how thick) and everything that comes with you because it's you.

He also thinks it's nice that you physically show your dwarven heritage! He wants you to be happy and proud of your people, your background and where you've come from - it's just a reminder of how much he loves every single inch of you. Life is too short not to love your body, fluff and all xx

[lemxioz]

my favourite criminals 🧡💜

All I know is they’re married

[ashisafriedpickle]

I love the short guy essek HC that exist because they’re so true and funny like “cause of a mass murder = just a lil guy, so smol, he float to normal height”

[bumble-b-goode]

am i too late to this meme?

[mightypieworkshop]

Critical Role cosplayers! Will you be at Anime Ohio this weekend? Come see me at booth 913 in the main expo hall to get a photo with Smol Essek AND collect one of my brand new badge ribbons!

[hyakimth]

[luddlestons]

Beau, Caleb, and Molly, the most average sized individuals of the Moghty Nein watching the pocket sizes (Veth, Jester, and Essek) VS the giants (Fjord, Yasha, and Cas).

Hey, I just realized I had unintentionally evened the Tols, Smols, and Mids via HCs 🤣

Omg they do have a perfectly even grouping of heights!

The funny thing is, I think of the tall group, only Fjord could maaaaybe get roped into a fight about it (if Veth goads him enough, that is). Cad and Yasha are just like “hm? Did you need us to get something off a shelf? We can totally get something off a shelf if you need!”

[myrling-art]

Sometimes a comfort character is a neutral evil traitor who showed you that anyone can change and that kindness is never wasted on anybody and that's ok.

...I really miss Essek so I'm coping by making smol floaty hot boi GIFs. 💜

I also gave him a beacon because I could.

[mightypieworkshop]

We had a fine Gathering of the Weezerds at my table!

I was very happy to fix up your boys and help them find their new friends!

Yesterday, I went to go see @mightypieworkshop at a craft market to repair the Shadowbeans. Whilst doing repairs, the Shadowbeans encountered dragons and decided to make them their pets. The Widobeans are partial to the purple dragon as it remind them of their beloved.

[senseofenterprise]

Our beans came just in time for the third night of Chanukah! Don’t worry, we’ll keep widobean from getting too close to the fire

[loyalhoundart]

Weezerds having a comfort food dinner date