#smol cactus

[luckynatured]

((Mutuals, feel free to like this post for a prickly surprise. 🌵))

[shutterandpencil]

"Schlumbergera Intrigue"

Sahra and Ripy were intrigued by the flowers. They've never seen these ones before.

[twocatsandpossum]

[nowoyas]

how it started vs. how it's going

[moltenstardust]

Stealthy sleeping newt with cactus

[stickersgeorg]

These are so soft and cozy looking =w=

(art by @afternoonfika through their store!)

[caramelcactus]

Cactus casually sneaking in to drop some stuff before vanishing into the mist for another eternity

The bottom reference of androids Henry is ancient (aka from December, if not from November) and stylized William and Henry are very recent. Randomly scribbled them to motivate myself to get back to drawing

I don’t think I ever mentioned the timeline. In the present it’s 2017

Henry is older than William by ~2-3 years. They met almost immediately during William’s internship in 2009. William was a mental mess when they met and it was Henry’s insistence on Will to get therapy. He was genuinely concerned about William and his self destructive tendencies, especially after William opened up about his family drama. Henry is fascinated not only with William’s engineering talent and brilliant mind but with his strength and independence. He was heavily impressed with William’s boldness to run away from Hurricane and deeply felt for William’s struggles. His desire to stay by William’s side and help him out strengthened their friendship. He is humble, heartfelt, and orderly, which is opposite to William’s reckless and chaotic nature. Yet he shares his love for morbid humor with William. Can be brutally honest and sarcastic as hell. Prone to overthinking and anxiety, mostly when it comes to William’s wellbeing. Protective af and can get aggressive if needed. Henry is an ambivert. William is extroverted. He smokes(not a lot like William tho) but hates alcohol

And

Welp I’m attached to smol William

He had a dyed hair era. Though black isn’t his natural color, he started dyeing his originally chestnut hair as a way of expressing himself and rebelling against his family, but I thought at some point he would later go wild experimenting with it and dye his front strand purple. But he wouldn’t keep it for long

[sqarletsworldlesswandering]

Hello there fellow Worldless Fan!

Got any fun headcanons or theories?

Hello hello! (Gosh y'all are so welcoming, I love it-)

Hrmmmmmm. I don't have a ton of headcanons (yet), but I can certainly come up with a few, lol. Mostly for the personality of our beloved duo.

Edda:

Strikes me as the more "professional" of the two (I mean, look at her idle-). However, this is more true early in the game, while we're still chasing Aven.

That said, when actually revving for a fight, she's more akin to a chihuahua in my head. Smol, but Will Fight You. Also true early on, and just takes on a more chaotic undertone as you progress and she has someone to Protect.

She has impulse control, and half the time knows something is a bad idea, but will do it anyway if she's riled up enough. This also tempers out a (very) little bit, and shifts from "I'm gonna do it anyway" to "Let's see if I can scare the living daylights out of Aven."

Has a serious playful streak, once she get's comfortable. Especially when dashing hither and thon and sprinting across water (Aven refuses to accept any challenges to a race after getting fooled once). I like to think this surfaces after merging with Aven, and that beforehand she was too focused on being "professional" to indulge. Aven gets her to chill a bit.

Aven:

The more casual, even-keel of the two, but early on also a bit chaotic compared to Edda's markedly militant undertones.

Also the more playful by default. He seems like he would have a good sense of humor.

That said, I also envision him as being a little more reserved up-front, given that after the initial awakening, he opts to run rather than fight. I always pictured that as a mix of fear, calculation, and reservation, with emphasis on the reservation since something very new just happened, and he needs to process that before he tries fighting the other participant in that.

(Edda: "He asked for no pickles.")

I also envision him as the rest of Edda's impulse control when her inner chihuahua wins out. This is also the part where he develops grey hairs every time she decides scaring him with a stunt would be fun.

Both Edda and Aven have their aggressive streaks, but where Edda has the aforementioned chihuahua vibes, Aven is more of a porcupine/cactus - he prickles at you, and glares at you, but would also like to deter you from starting the fight if he can, and if he can't, he ain't instigating.

Less of a personality note, but that scarf of his is somehow immune to water (joking off of how in-game it continues to flap underwater, and doesn't get soggy and weighed down), and Edda is jealous. (I would like to think that at least once she snags the end of it to use as an umbrella.)

Some other miscellaneous stuff:

Aven would 100% braid Edda's hair if she lets him (which she might, later on).

As much of a fuss as he makes of it, he doesn't actually mind her using his scarf as an umbrella (even though it doesn't work very well).

Aven is the one who likes taking time to explore, and encourages Edda to slow down and enjoy things (I base this largely off of how Edda has faster movement).

The fight with Angel? Yeah, Aven ends up taking back-seat for that one, and not even because he wanted to, but because Edda has found a Groove and he's not sure he wants to interfere with it.

A similar notion is true of fighting Demon, if for...different reasons. (Basing that both on the angst potential, and on the fact that I pretty much only used Aven for evasive maneuvers and fire in that fight.)

Anyways, that got long-

I will add more as more comes to me, and knowing me it will eventually, lol. Hope you enjoy the headcanons!

[trueffelmaiden]

Sometimes a family is just an antisocial genius detective, a genius serial killer with a murder notebook, and their smol cactus son, and that is both perfect and valid. I support L and Light's new acquisition, they will be wonderful parents.

Thank you anon, cactus ending is the best possible ending 🙏

(Light came around eventually)

[eating-the-inedible]

Here is a list of the inedibles that will be in this bracket

Lava

Orbeez

Orange Joe (fictional "beverage" that's a combination of orange juice and coffee)

Doll shoes

Dirt

Pen caps

Mercury

Watermelon tourmaline

Comet/scouring powder

Moss

Paper towels

Play-Doh

Drywall

Marbles

CD

DVD

Dice

Kinetic Sand

Coins 

Fiberglass insulation

3DS Stylus

Plastic Bottle Cap

Chapstick

Babybell Cheese Wax

Paper

Bouncy ball

Human meat

Venus (planet)

Cascade dishwasher pods

Acrylic Paint

Magnets

Molten glass

Pens

Sea glass

Silica gel packet

Leaves

Cocoa butter lotion

Antifreeze

Pencil Toppers, the lil eraser things

Sand

Tumbled amethyst

Rubber Ducks

The rubber balls from the game Cranium Cariboo

Polly pocket clothes

Poison Dart Frog

Snow

0.1 uF Film Capacitor

The sun

Metal

Eraser

Tide pods

Phone charger wire

Those free wooden pencils you get at ikea (just the wood shell not the lead)

Liquid nitrogen

Aquarium gravel

the weird science juice in the beakers in those stock images

Origami star

Styrofoam cup

Sticky note

Collar of shirt

This submission form

Plastic straws

Glow sticks

Oil paintings

Candle wax

Glass

Nickel sulfate solution/Nickel plating solution

Silicone wristbands

Seatbelt

The wax paper under your Poutine

Forearm (doesn't have to be one's own)

Asbestos

Candy wrapper

“Okay so technically this is edible but I’ve had urges to just take a huge bite out of certain sea creatures before. Like just a chunk from an orca or dolphin or great white or seal, etc.”

“Those stupid wooden spoons”

Furbies

Scotch tape

Artificial grapes (the wax/plastic ones for display)

phone

THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES

Crystals

Fire

The goo inside  Stretch Armstrong

Headphone wire

Raw steak

Art

Small colorful rubber bands 

Tinfoil

Pencil lead

Cattails (the plant)

Foamy soap

Liquid soap

Bar soap

Flourite

Shiny rocks

Grass

A hunk of random fish swimming by

A live goldfish

Toothpaste

Styrofoam

Price Tag Fasteners

The moon

Pool noodles

Smol frog

Destroying angel mushroom

the smoke coming out of the grain refineries two Mike's out of Gary, Indiana, Usa

Popsicle sticks

Cardboard

My hat

The tiny rocks in school playgrounds

Gasoline

Blue laundry detergent

Spray foam insulation

Battery corrosion

Fiber optic cables

Packing peanuts

Your mother

Pond water

Dry ice

Alkali metals

Chocolate shampoo

Ping pong ball

Bricks, like the stuff you'd build with. Minecraft bricks even, if you want

Hoodie drawstrings

Horse treats

Chalk

Copper (II) Sulphate Water / Blue Science Rock + Blue Science Juice

Ink

Floam

Fabric Paint

Oil paint

that one art piece of the banana taped to the wall

the hotdog somebody encased in resin

“the thin lego plates not the base plates but like the lego piece thats like 2x8 and they kinda look like hershey chocolate bar pieces”

One of those little hamsters

Model magic

Battery Acid (the drink)

manchineel apple

Rubber band ball

The lava lamp liquid

Blood

Rosin

Wax apples

That cake decoration that came with your slice and you're like 90% sure it's not edible... but what if ?

Soap bubble

Lush cosmetics' products

Plushies

Strawberry Shortcake's dolls with scented hair

Wood

Glue

Salt lamp

People who think children are not worth their consideration

Tarmac

Shampoo

Pennies

Poisonous berries

Chunky soft yarn

Crayons 

Rock

“whatever the Chuck E Cheese Ticket Muncher Machine is eating (it's not the tickets) (or the sound itself but that's neither a solid nor a liquid so this is just kind of holding hands with the hypothetical ticket muncher food)”

Snow globe liquid

Chisel tip whiteboard marker

Raw dough

Raw fuckin cactus. alive

Grape agate

Car seat

Succulents

Keys

Lock pick

Scrub daddy

Molten sugar 

Allergens

Lightning bolts

“Bark dust. Like the dirt/bark dust that's under the bark chips on a playground. Not the chips themselves. The dust.”

Clear deodorant

Apple earbud wires

Eggshells

Squinkies

Hello kitty sweatshirt zipper

Preshredded mozzarella cheese

Scrap metal

Rose

All of the rocks at a crystal shop

Origami polyhedron model

Bubbles mixture

Cupcake liners

Hair gel

Curtain rods

Incense sticks

Incense cones

Metal thing that attaches eraser to pencil

Windshield wiper fluid

Plastic pencil grips

Wooden ice cream spoon

Book

Tree

The liquid in levels

Vanilla extract

Aroace flag

Coil incense

California state testing “next question” button

Spackle

Forbidden coal iron french fries

Garage doors that look like chocolate bars

Plastic takeout box

Velvet

Weird anime girl hair

Freezable gel ice pack

Clouds

Necklace chains

Nail polish

Pencil Shavings

Pool floats

Bao Dumpling

Spray deodorant

0.1 uF Ceramic Capacitor

Vanillish (Pokémon)

Fondant

Really fancy pillars

Computers

Favorite song

Tumblr

“THE LITTLE ORBS IN THE MOUSE (aka trackballs)”

“Any cutesy anime character like Chopper or Pikachu”

Wooden fan blades

Balsa wood sticks

Those blankets that look like tortillas

Microwave

Milk and golden honey softsoap

Batteries

1x2 lego pieces

Light bulbs

Slightly melted lounge chair

Cork (the material)

Pineapple coke

Fingernails 

Sparkly lipgloss

Race Car Tire Marble

Gold trophies

Konjac sponge

Shirt

Mandy the Slayer / Orange Spyderco Dragonfly Knife

Malachite

Heater

Glasses Temples

Typewriter keys

EVA foam

Airplane

Sword

Crumbs in the couch

Children

My wife's arm/shoulder

Records

Yellow ACE bandages

Neon Signs

Scented candles

[lost-locket-antiques]

Jazcha Falin*

The short, hot-headed guitarist, and back-up screamer vocalist of Blood of the Halfbreed.

Well, calling him short might be a bit of hyperbole, since he's a Gnomish-Elf halfbreed. The Gnome part kinda predisposes him to being smol... and the Elf part gives him that wonderful androgyny... and he fucking hates it.

Jazcha is the type of person that is, well, about as cuddly as a cactus, to put it lightly. The man curses like a sailor and will tell you, straight to your face that he doesn't like you. And while he may have a bit of a soft spot for his best friend Malakei, and his girlfriend Zera, he could do without everyone else.

During the beginning of the story, he's in collage as a culinary student, outside of being a pretty good guitarist and vocalist, Jazcha's main passion in life is cooking. Like Malakei, he too, received a mask. The Mask of Summer, and became the heavy hitting tank of the group. And while he may be small, he will break your legs.

*yah-shah fah-leen

[aptericia]

Make judgy comments on characters’ looks! (3/??)

Feel free to vote even if (especially if) you haven’t played the Tellius games! I just enjoy petty judgements on fictional characters’ looks XD. Again, please just vote on appearance, not personality/character arc/unit viability/etc.

Bonus ✨Extra Pretty✨ version:

[paperstorm]

CACTUS MAN TK is a genius description. 10/10 would recommend that beautiful green stinging bitch man

He is a Teddy Bear Cactus. Cute! Fluffy! Smol! Will shoot spines at you if you get too close and he doesn’t want you there.

[perilsperil]

Unfortunately my Lithops plants, the Blackpool Combat Club, died. Which like. I was ambitious with them, lithops are for advanced plant parents

Belgian Nursery has a sale so I'd like to introduce you to the new babies

The air plant isn't named for a wrestler bjt her name is Hygenia and she lives in my bathroom now.

The smol spiky cactus (we believe it is a feather cactus) is Darby Allin, and the fairy castle cactus is, naturally, Dalton Castle.

And replacing the BCC in thet black pot is Luchasaurus, the Ox Tongue

[theglitchos]

i have acquired an Aesthetically Pleasing dish that was originally intended to be a candle holder. i'm not sure if i'm merely going to use it as a 'dark academia' vibes knicknack holder, or perhaps do something like make it an alter of sorts for persephone?? idk

featuring a handmade skull that i've been intending to put a brain cactus in for a while, a smol handmade rose dish i've had for years, a purple polished crystal a lady from my family's church had given to smolGlitch, and the amethyst heart i received at charmed

[chadillacboseman]

Chadilla, it’s been forever since I’ve stalked your page (I had so much happen the past year) and I completely forgot I was the one who begged on my hands and knees for you to write for Thermite in R6; extraction and I wanted to tell you about my OC!

So basically, she’s a scientist working at the Orpheus Research Center in Alaska (do you know the map I’m talking about?) and she’s a shorty (4’ 10 which is a foot shorter than me! Most of my oc’s are roughly as tall as me bc I’m proud to be a tall buff woman). Her name is Desdemona (from “Othello” if you’ve ever read it) and she has brown hair and green eyes. She’s smol enough to be able to get into small places, and has little knowledge of guns (certified with a pistol only).

Here’s my little description; Desdemona (Des, De, Mona or Momo for short) is a quantum physics scientist working in Alaska, at the research center, Orpheus. She works in a different section than the other scientists working there (the ones researching about the chimera parasite recently popping back up in New York). Was working on a project with some colleagues, when there was a shake and an announcement “all personnel need to evacuate the building”. Des is confused but follows orders before the archeans start attacking her colleagues. Chaos ensues but instead of running to leave the building, Des hides. She doesn’t know how long she hides for, but she doesn’t care, as long as she doesn’t get caught and wait for backup. Lion, Sledge and Hibana are called to a mission, not really expecting to see anyone since all personnel were either extracted or didn’t make it. During an incursion when they reach the final sub-zone they’re assigned to, they find Desdemona calling out for help as some archeans (tormentors) were surrounding her hiding spot.

She gains claustrophobia when she was forced into hiding and getting cornered by the Tormentors and then gets a job working with React (bc her mom is Dr. Macintosh - from the original Outbreak event - and Ash recognizes the last name, which they want Des to help them understand the parasite ~~because I’m kinda basing the quantum physics thing from marvel~~)

I don’t want this to get too long incase this doesn’t seem interesting to you but I know you like (I think) learning about other people’s OC. If I feel confident enough, I’ll turn off asking anonymously but dw, everything’s been written out in my designated google docs so if anyone tries to take her (which honestly, I highly doubt) they can go deep throat a cactus. Oki bbg, have a goodnight!

COME OFF ANON SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS I LOVE HER