#smokeweedgohard

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When you build a bonfire n it reaches above your head

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When you go out for a sesh walk and Pokémon go says I gotta walk 5k in an hour

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Me, trying to decide what Healthy Fruit Related Snack I wanted bc I didn’t want to pick apart the salad she offered me: “I will have, an orange”

*realizes i broke my Fruit Nail* “fuck”

*realizes citrus brings down highs* “Fuck”

*realizes this strain likely contains limonene” “WOO!”

*remembers I still can’t eat it* “fuck”

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*washing hands*

*towel is out of position👀🤨*

*just ignore it just ignore it*

*maybe gramma washed it*

*keeps washing hands*

*glances suspiciously*

*it looks weirdly clean* *flashbacks to various orange stains*

* Ō°Ō **maybe Gramma washed it!*

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Oh my GOD yall, new sweat pants on freshly shaved legs🤤🥵😍

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Ok but like

Why do I need to put a shirt on in the morning?

Why do I need to change at all?