#smokersproblems

[monstersslut]

Parent Problems #3

Y’all, I finallyyyy get to smoke cannabis with my dad, which seems great and all at first, because yay cool, I finally have a parent to get high with, so things seem fun at first.

And when I say “at first,” I mean at first.

Since my dad injured his hand badly over the weekend, he’s been sharing his “pain relief” seshes with me, and we use his makeshift water pipe, made out of an actual underground pipe and an metal bong pipe. 

Problem is though, it’s hard to smoke out of, because of how easily tippable it is to spill the water out. And there’s something unfortunate I’ve discovered about enjoying cannabis with my dad.

The man does not have the patience of a real stoner.

What’s worse is, he absolutely refuses to smoke out of my pipe because he doesn’t want to bUrN hIs ThRoAt, so if I wanna get high with him, it has to be on his terms; aka smoking his stupid, annoying makeshift pipe.

Idk about y’all who have stoner parents out there, but mine’s a fucking bitch, okay? Like not only does his patience run as thin as a wire, but he easily judges me while we’re getting high, with no problem almost. 

For example: 

“You smoke too much.”

“You’re wasting so much cannabis with all that smoke.”

“You just need only half a nug, not a whole bowl.”

“Your throat must have scar tissue and that’s not good.”

*groans whenever I accidentally spill the water out of a small makeshift pipe, not understanding I have better control of myself when I smoke indica and not sativa, so he makes fun of me for it.*

“You and Moses (my brother) like to waste your cannabis with those big rips you take.”

I honestly don’t know why I keep smoking with him, honestly. Despite his verbal abuse, I guess I keep silent about it because I want to have a parent to smoke with, and if I speak up about it, he’ll either deny it or get offended or both.

But like come tf on dude, I’ve been a stoner since I was 15, and most of the time that I’ve gotten high throughout the years, I was pretty much by myself. Sooo it’s kinda difficult to, I don’t know, smoke a whole different way than the way I’ve been smoking for five whole years? 

For all of you out there with stoner parents who let you smoke with them, I sincerely hope you guys have healthier parents to smoke with than I do, cuz shit is a real struggle. 

P.S.: I’m 19, soon to be 20, and this bitch really wouldn’t let me take the car to a nearby dispensary at the beginning of the week, because I wanted two pre-rolls, since he believes joints and blunts are a waste of cannabis consumption. 

But then claims he may just take me himself, when he’s recovered, possibly at the end of the week?

Make it make sense. 

[binarystarrr]

I wish the people I lived next door to didn't know me on a personal level so i could pee in my garden

[luke-is-the-resurrection]

Life👍🏻

[nightmares-of-a-lost-being]

[blacksback]

Smoking in my room is really risky hhaha

[acejetzon]

#SmokersProblems #Bruh niggaz get too high and forget where they at! Lol. In this #hotbox kewlin . . 😤⛄️

[barakatgotbooty-blog]

Loool @jxrdan_jxmes thanks ... Ffs! I feel sorry for my mates they have to put up with my shit loool, sorry jorrddaannn #smoke #smoker #smokersproblems #ffs #outoffilters #needroach #texts #lgbt #bi #pride via photo collage app https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ImaginationUnlimited.instaframe

[miss-styledfreedom]

Typical lah minah need to smoke. So where u go? Staircase lor... #smokersproblems

[acejetzon]

@badmonjonez you a fool for this. . . Sooo TRU! #smokersproblems

[kaylamhayes]

Trying to smoke a cigarette before I start work & it's raining. #SmokersProblems (at Jack In The Box)

[lightmeuplike-acigarette]

So I leave for school tomorrow and literally set alarms to remind myself to check all my bags to make sure I don't have any bowls or weed or lighters or anything because theres literally always something

[buildtheworld]

1. My campus is going smoke-free this fall.

2. My new housing complex is smoke-free.

I think life is telling me to stop smoking. 

[milky1994]

Smoking complaints

So just because I had a cig with my chefs white bottoms on earlier (working an 11 hour shift so any cig breaks are few and far between) someone has rang up and lodged a complaint about me and now I'm not allowed to smoke whilst I'm on shift at all :@ I had a hoodie on and my hood up so you couldn't see much of my clothes. Yet bar staff go for cigs in full uniform without a coat or anything on too cover up yet no one complains about the?? Something not quite right there

[deegoof-blog-blog]

And then there was that time @tyaldo129 broke a glass on my back in @smokiessmokeshopphx #Fail #ThrowBackThursday #TBT #HappyFace #ShitHappens #BrokenDreams #SmokersProblems #Ouch

[vintage-smoke-sesh]

Today my dad taught me how to air my room out if it smells like pot.. at least he's good for something right?!

[hbc-not-the-bank]

I haven't had a cigarette in 2 days, 2 fucking days!

ok I know its not that great but im proud of me :)