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skenpiel · 1 year ago

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ok so. breakdown of todays events. we ordered food and some drinks all real cheap which was awesome. by the time we were all ready to order another round the line had gotten so long it reached outside and around the building so our friend was like ill wait and if i get cold ill just text you and we can switch. while she was outside a MASSIVE FIGHT broke out and it was so wild some poor kids face got slammed against the window RIGHT WHERE WE WERE SITTING multiple times…….. our friend texted us and was like i dont know what to so they wont let anyone in while the fight is still on…. so we grabber her and left and went to another bar which was nice. when she had to leave me and matt went BACK to the first bar, waited outside in line for 45 minutes before the guy was like. so even though theres tables in there the workers are so exhausted we literally cant let anyone in. he seemed so fucking stressed and desperate to all the other people in line and he gave me the job to tell everyone in line so i stood on top of the benches and went “EVERYONE IN LINE!!!!!! ITS CLOSED FOR TODAY SORRY!!!!!!” and i even had to try and talk some sense into some dudes who got real mad because like. the staff consisted of like 5 people and it was SO BUSY and theyd been at it for HOURS while a FIGHT HAD BROKEN OUT????? like i GET IT. they were tired and thats FINE. the guy was very sweet and even told us hed treat us to a free drink if we came back next week. but anyway then we went back to the other bar and now were home. mama mia

#also. err. some guy at the other bar was. well he was polite and didnt do or say ANYTHING rude #but. good grief was he checking me out #its silly bc every time i go out im like If anyone hits on me ill just play along so i can get free booze #then somebody looks at me provocatively and im like. i have to get out of here NAOW #anyway. i did get a drink for significantly cheaper than it shouldve been because im soooo cute and cool #smiles ^__^#also. got a compliment on my yngvie malmsteen shirt. LAWL #phew. n e ways. thats todays events i am WIPED #and i even broke into my at home booze budget…… gonna have 2 survive on just 3 bottles of vodka for the next two ish months or summat. lawl #and now im gonna watch seinfeld and chillax See u all ^____^

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memeuplift · 3 months ago

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#halloween #wholesome #positive #memes #meme #happy #funny #humor #memeuplift #smile

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whiteshipnightjar · 1 year ago

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Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

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beebfreeb · 8 months ago

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

#funny talking tag #DEAR WEIRD PEOPLE ONLINE: Can we be weird together?#I am also bad at keeping up conversations with people I don't know very well. Augh I will get better about that I just don't have much #to say about most topics. I am meant to nod and smile at people. This makes messaging hard.

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girlstressed · 1 year ago

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#personal #ITS A REFLEX IDK WHY I USED TO HAVE A RBF AND NOW I HAVE A RESTING SMILING FACE???

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junkfoodcinemas · 2 months ago

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