#smh im disappointed in myself too

[notetaeker]

Lmao help im the person that always checks if school is closed just in case every morning even if there is no reason for it to be and the ONE DAY it actually IS closed i didn't check and as a result spent the whole morning so confused aldkfjadf

[jazeswhbvault]

I actually love both of them but honestly as kinda semi dubious Glas’s H-scene was, it was actually better than Foras’ by a long shot and I’ve had it down bad for Foras since he was revealed. I’m pretty disappointed. They did play into his philia but it was was just 90% putting up with mc dialogue which I’ve noticed the majority aren’t a fan of them since day 1 and I’m really not either

idk im me i would drag myself out of bed or use the phone satan is to get someone i dont care. Blow up the messages see who runs in first. I didnt need the whole touching oneself part smh. Maybe im too basic bitch lol. I mean Im definitely jealous because I could fall asleep to foras voice alone, but maybe that’ll make the hades boys look this way

Also though if you did message foras and his phone did went off while he was in the room with you that’r be a hilarious jumpscre

I REALLY want to stress anon, that Foras really should have gone first.

Because ONE why have Glas state that he wanted to be picked next after Levi and Foras but we're seeing his H-scene first??? That threw me off.

And second....yeah most of that was just MC self-pleasing themselves and honestly I would have been fine with that if we were reading from Foras' point of view. In fact maybe one time they SHOULD do that. It works with him being invisible and that he likes watching.

And third.....where the hell is MC's phone? lmao

I swore Satan gave them a phone. The chats indicate they should have a phone and yet...this entire time they ain't got it and it would have solved a lot of their problems. But also like??? callin' up Foras to come bang them and it rings somewhere in the room would of had me on the floor because he'd be so focused on watching MC he forgot to put his phone on silent.

Also like....I kept trying to visualize what MC looks like with just Foras ghost-fucking them and it makes me laugh. I'd probably request to wear a blind fold or something so I don't have to see how ridiculous I look. It's already canon Levi spies on MC using Foras so who's to say that he wasn't doing that again? Lol

[zhongrin]

disappointed because i'm usually the target for mischief ;3;

out of the corner of your eye though, i bet you can catch a smirk or two whenever you compliment them mom bc they know exactly how attractive they are (looking at dad's and uncle wrio's fangy half-grins smh)

same tho ehajdjsbd,,like whenever people take the time to teach me something and are really sweet about it- it's like a trait that i will automatically find attractive?? like hey if i resonate with their energy then i'll be matching it, if not more (my conversations with bedo are like that hehe)

geo supremacy frfr hehehe

well i could call coffee "bean mud" instead since it is ground up /lh

EHEHEHEH kitty pile and nari is just complaining about all of us combined being heavy. at some point either cyno or lyney are gna make an attempt to pounce on me when im taking a catnap (literally) now imagine dad, uncle haitham and wrio as cats

yus a beach shoot mwehehe >:3

............... melting into a puddle i can't i'm weak for smirks i can't i can't i can't *swoons and faints*

right!!! 😭 big fan of those kinda people, they're a blessing for us all. i'm don't consider myself a good teacher, so i admire that kind of patience and willingness...

BEAN MUD. SOUR SLUDGE. BITTER BEAN SLUDGE. THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE HAHAHAHAH (haitham it's ok- haith- habibi. haiyi. haithie. please stop sulking-)

cat!li is a pedigree kitty, grooms himself well and is very polite, you wouldn't think he's a cat. would take a sippy out of your cup of tea tho. kitty!tham is super aloof and elusive. hates noise and likes to sleep on the shelves. would stare at you dead in the eyes as he pushes your mug off the table if you annoy him too much. meow!rio runs a dog software in cat hardware. bumps incessantly on your leg, kneads your stomach, follows you everywhere, and demands to be with you 24/7.

all in all, very endearing cats. 20/10 would adopt.

beach shoot..... the infamous filler beach episode........ don't mind me......... i'm just.... playing with my phone...... definitely don't have the cameras open so i can take 6192381029371 photos of the hubbies.............

[thegeminisage]

i don't know how i'm supposed to simply do a tng update when there was SPOCK but obviously last night (tonight as i type this, but it's late, so this post is going up while i'm at work) we watched unification part i & part ii

tng update:

🌈SPOCK🌈

okay, i'm normal again

part i: BITTERLY disappointed that all we got out of this episode spockwise was one blurry photo and him coming in right at the end. i had a feeling they'd do that. i guess now i have to talk about the nonimportant nonspock parts of this episode 🥱

ive decided i hate sarek's new wife. what business is it of hers if spock objects to sarek in public? if sarek didn't have a problem with it why make one? evil stepmother fr. why did sarek marry another human anyway does he have a fucking fetish or something...at least she was too old to get knocked up. i was reading about ages on the wiki today and amanda was only TWENTY YEARS OLD when she had spock. sarek would have been 65. i know vulcans age way different so it's not as creepy but STILL. girl, wait until you are old enough to drink

speaking of sarek...i went back and forth feeling terrible for him and wanting to attack him with my bare hands. under one hand he is on his deathbed and obviously very ill and miserable and suffering deep regrets over past mistakes and it's hard not to have sympathy...on the other, maybe if you wanted less deathbed regrets about your relationship with spock YOU SHOULD HAVE TREATED HIM BETTER! bitch.

also, whatever he and picard had going on was homoerotic. "we're part of each other" why do they talk about the mind meld that way in tng and not in tos. why did picard feel up sarek's hand on his deathbed the second his wife looked away. hes got a history of homewrecking since he (i know) had his affair baby wesley with beverly. so Whats Going On

picard forcefully obtaining the klingon ship. i LOVE when he gets to be a bitch

ROMULAN RACEFAKING??? a proud star trek tradition at this point i guess but it was truly awful to behold. DEEPLY disappointed sela did not later lick the paint off his ears as the klingons implied she would. smh

i like also how riker blew up that whole ship and nobody batted an eyelash. he really can just do whatever

part ii: SPOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the first time i cried was when spock himself came onscreen at the end of part i. then just as soon as i collected myself he mentioned jim kirk twice in the space of 30 seconds and i lost it again. we are literally bridging the gap between tos spock and spock prime from aos rn and i Dont like it.

Very Sad his dad kicked it before they could reconcile. but i saw his microexpressions when picard delivered the news. i missed them more than you can possibly imagine

i did love though that he started viewing picard as like a proxy sarek. imagine having daddy issues with a guy who is 75 years younger than you. lowkey they also had a little homoeroticism happening. "cowboy diplomacy" sure whatever

riker and the four-armed pianist 10/10 i hope they fucked. i'm so glad we wont he riker roulette and it wasn't creepy. also only riker could successfully flirt with a women after killing her husband in a spaceship battle <3

i'm a little iffy on spock's uhhh whole deal in this episode. he's lik yeah i chose the vulcan way of life these romulans are gonna have way better lives after their vulcan enlightenment but meanwhile he's criticizing sarek for his obsession with logic to the exclusion of all emotion (which is what he decided in tmp, that you need both) and also the vulcan way of life has done huge damage to his relationship with his father as well. so which is it?? idk, maybe he's not doing well because of sarek dying and all but he seemed like he was in a very "im not willing to acknowledge that i have emotions because rn theyre causing me pain" sort of mood. buddy :(

then again, it IS a tng script. we can only expect so much. it wasn't so inconsistent that it took me out of the episode but it did bother me a little because i just don't understand why he's willing to devote the rest of his life to this cause...he seemed to imply he had emotional reasons but what were they?? we will quite literally never know.

what's wack to me also is that in nineteen years romulus is gonna be GONE. like it's just going to be gone. eaten up by the sun or whatever. if someone had a baby right now on romulus that baby would not be old enough to drink before the sun swallowed them. so everything spock is doing is for nothing.

sela in this episode was really funny. "i hate vulcans." so true queen. i mean i don't care about her at all but that was hilarious

data doing the vulcan nerve pinch!!!!!!! that was so fun. i don't think it requires telepathy to do, just super strength, but i guess if you do then that makes no sense. it made me happy though.

the end when spock melded with picard to quasi-meld with his father and almost wept was me crying for the third time...i couldn't stand seeing him cry!!!!!! i can't believe sarek really just died without ever reconciling with him but i kind of like it better this way bc what sarek did was his own fault not spock's. so spock got closure and sarek. didn't. rip dude

okay. this concludes. the SPOCK UPDATE. tonight: a matter of time. and TOMORROW........the undiscovered country. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mxtchups]

hihi! could I request a romantic matchup for 'The Arcana' (′▽`〃)?

i use they\them pronouns and I'm pan^^

my mbti is intp. I'm a very shy and reserved person in public, I try not to cause too much attention but also express myself openly. I suffer from anxiety ( I don't take meds or anything so I'm usually on edge) and overthink about people/other things. If you get to know me, im a huge extrovert and cheerful person. I love making jokes and laughing <3 I'm airheaded and clumsy, I hit my head or trip on air too much smh. I'm a very random person too, more eccentric for sure. I do the most offwall things because I'm bored ( like jumping off things or asking off-putting questions). I love talking! About anything I'm hyperfixated on atm ( as in old interests or new ones!) and I can go on for hours tbh. I'm pretty childish, but mature and mother like when I need to be. I love physical affection (even tho I say I hate it) anything like hugs is nice for me! I'm a caring person and mostly a listener. Very sassy (which people say it's "cute" from me) and sarcastic, with a whole lot of blunt. I'm a flirt too, but anything flirty from someone else gets me shy (like Julian lol). I get very bad mood swings and it is causing trouble for me to make friends or keep them, since I'll just isolate myself from them- I also have insecurities regarding my looks (particularly my body) so I get v sour when I think about that. Alot of the times you can tell when I'm in a mood bc I get quiet. ANyway I'm a lazy, procrastinater and plainn lmao.

my interests r playing the piano, reading/watching anime, romance novels (love triangles are my life), alternative/gothic fashion and music, hard rock and metal, stuffed animals and playing videogames!!

if it helps I pursued Julian to the very end ╰_╯!!!

hello! first of all, thank you sm for requesting, you are the first person that asked for a matchup so I hope I do it well. I don't want to leave you disappointed.

soo I ship you with Muriel!

Firstly, if anyone would understand your need to withdraw and not always be surrounded by people, it's Muriel. If you want to spend time alone with him, not doing anything in particular, he's there for it. If you don't even want to be with him and want to be left alone, he can understand that too. He won't get mad, offended, or sad, he'll just know you need some you time.

But in case you completely cut contact with him suddenly and isolate yourself, at first, even though he'd be worried, he'd think that maybe it's best he leaves you alone, and let you come back when you want to. But I feel like his worry would get the best of him and he would definitely check up on you. If you let him in, perfect, he now knows what he needs to do. If you don't he would truly not mind you coming back after a few days, weeks, or months and continuing where you left off.

With Muriel, there would be fewer reasons for you to overthink and panic about his true intentions or thoughts as it would be clear he sees you differently from other people. Although his ways of showing love wouldn't be the most open ways, definitely not always conventional they would be clear. If he loves you, you know it.

Also, I feel like both of you wouldn't like public displays of affection, but when you are inside, alone, you would get as much physical contact as needed. Both you nor Muriel aren't someone that would outwardly ask for cuddles, even though both would want it, so at least at the beginning of the relationship, you would be the one to initiate it.

Neither of you would get into a relationship without knowing someone well beforehand, so your extroverted side would definitely come out by the time you were dating, and he'd love and understand that one just as much as the introverted one.

The first time in what felt like a century since he laughed, it was on one of your jokes. Since then you probably would try to make him laugh as much as possible.

It's good that he has good reflexes as you said you were clumsy, but don't worry he's there to catch you every time you trip on air, or put a hand between your head and a cupboard, or guide you through a big crowd.

Your off-putting questions would at first surprise him and he'd never know how to answer them, but I feel like you'd always find a way to get the answer out of him. By the time you are deeper in the relationship he'd get used to them, and usually was able to see them coming and is more open with his answers. Though sometimes you'll still see him blush and take some time before spitting it out.

He'd also like the fact that you can talk for hours, and for all those hours he'd listen to you intently. Sometimes he's not sure if he's interesting enough for you as you have so many things you like and are good at whereas his past stopped him from that. But there you come in with your long talks teaching him about this and that and introducing him to so many wonders of the world. That would definitely be one of his favorite things about you.

Regarding your looks, he'd just never really think about it until you mention you are insecure about them. From the moment he met you he saw you as stunning and beautiful, so hearing that you don't like it came as quite a shock for him. He'll probably at first express his love for your body physically but he knows words are needed too, and he'd put in all the effort to find the right ones to explain to you just how gorgeous you are in his eyes. He knows that won't make your self-image go away so he'll make sure to compliment you more in the future, till you start believing him. You are the one that made him see good in himself so he'll make sure to at least return the favor.

He'd love you being blunt. He's not always good at interpreting the hidden meaning behind someone's words so just saying it how it is would make it a whole lot easier for him. And if you always say it like that it would also make it easier for him to express himself.

He is not good at flirting, and he'd get super shy every time you openly flirted with him. Before you dated he never knew if you were joking or if you'd actually want to have something with him, but either way it'd leave him a blushing mess.

And AAA I can already see you playing the piano and him sitting on the stool next to you, slightly leaning towards you, scared to do it fully so he doesn't interrupt you in any way and end the alluring music. He'd love it every time you play and once he's relaxed he'd often ask you to do it for him.

OMG, I CAN ALSO SEE YOU READING TO HIM. Imagine laying in bed, cuddled up, you with a book in one hand, the other hand in his hair, gently playing with it as you read to him. He's scared to fall asleep, so you don't think you bored him but once you tell him it's okay it'll be the best sleep he's ever had.

And as he knows you are reading romance books he might think you have big expectations as to what couples are supposed to do, or are simply more knowledgeable than him in this entire matter, so he'll consult one of your books and try doing something from it to win you over.

He'd adore the way you dress, and do your hair and make-up. And once he trusts you enough, which is pretty fast compared to how he feels about other people, he'd let you do his hair sometimes or put some makeup on him.  

He'd make you stuffed animals and then like leave them somewhere in your house for you to find or like on your porch because he'd be too shy to give them to you in person, but you'd know whose it's from.

In any way, you'd make each other feel comfortable, safe, and cared for. The roles of the caregiver and care receiver would be equally divided and would switch.

Regarding you and Julian I can also see that, but to me personally, I see it more as friendship.

I can see you two dressing in romantic gothic fashion together. Being dramatic together. Having all sorts of fun. He'd definitely like listening to your stories and having a myriad of his own to share. Imagine introducing him to metal! That'd be super fun. He'd still flirt with you, but most of the time it would be jokingly, he'd just like to see you get all shy.

I really hope this is okay, once again thank you for requesting!

[goodhickey]

Ew. Disappointed to see the little fetish from you too. These Jackass fans are getting out of control smh

normally i wouldnt answer shit like this so i could spare you the trouble of being an idiot in public, but i cant help myself this time, so im going to.

little people are adults, and the fact that i even have to say this is fucking ridiculous. its not immoral or weird to want to fuck little people because little people are grown ass adults with agency just like anyone else.

also! i really hate the usage of "fetish" here to imply that fetishes are inherently wrong or immoral! that is not fucking true and you're a moron for thinking so!

anyway, hope you kick rocks, if you send me more shit i probably wont answer unless its funny enough. go fuck yourself

[maurenislife]

Whats ur opinion on this?

This nigga bruh he think he carti or lonely he rlly just a value time junkie version of alt mimicry…..

Anybody can be who they want on the internet its like almost another life u get to live outside urself WHATEVER ANYWAYS he has a “rap career” > quote on quote UGH SO CRINGE, he has a online persona id compare it to like ????? Idk it’s alternative

Think of uzi or carti or lonely yeat like anybody who uses aesthetics of death drugs, its what youd expect if u typed it into Pinterest like lonely horny emo boy aesthetic its not sarcasm

He dead ass

He two completely different pple i hate that

He posted this photo dump at the end its some video of some hoe titties like jiggling around ….. im just rlly disappointed

Its a big deal not cause the video itself but the blatant disresgard when he wants to clock in as yosh not josh. Idk that nigga I honestly dont want too

I dont have aesthetic im not cool

Like i think to many im still a loser 

Certain girls dont fwm i think cause i look unprofessional or trashy

And its funny cause the aesthetics of being trashy and truly alternative u dont reap any benefits…. Everyone literally talks down on u cause u didnt make your negative traits digestible or packaged good enough.

I just look trashy

I just literally am trashy

I dont make it look good

It feels good though from a internal pov

Its just get tired from being me, i could easily go out my way to package myself and just literally buy and talk my trashy into being like omg aestheticccccc sad perc girl

Lonely stoner princessss like let’s cut the shit

This isnt fun to have bpd, bipolar, be a pill head or make my mania into a flip book

I do it in the upmost privacy nobody know i b on here, this isn’t aesthetic This my life smh

This shit aint cute wtf

[bread-writes]

A gun x reader one shot of them being cute with a baby ☺️ thanks Ps I’m loving your blog

GUN FLUFF, YES PLEASE

Writing under the cut!

CW: Language, children

Gun and his S/O being Cute with a Baby

“I look fucking stupid,” Gun sighs as he readjusts the baby carrier strapped to his chest.

“First of all, no cursing in front of the baby. Second, I think you look hot.” He rolls his eyes at you from behind his sunglasses, his lips pulling into a minuscule scowl as you peck his cheek. You watch as he reaches into his pocket to pull out a pack of cigarettes, bringing one of the sticks to his mouth while looking at you questioningly.

You smack the unlit cigarette to the ground with your free hand, crushing it beneath your heel before he could even think about picking it up, “No smoking either.” He stares at the crushed ash for a moment before turning to both you and the baby in your arms, an unamused frown crossing his lips.

“Look, you’re the one who agreed to look after Crystal’s cousin, Mr. Bodyguard.” You adjust the baby in the baby carrier, making sure it was neither too loose nor too tight.

“You make it sound like I had the choice,” he grumbles under his breath.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever you say... Now come on! There are a few things I wanted to check out." Grasping his wrist, you pulled both him and the baby out the door of your shared apartment. The three of you begin your stroll through the busy streets of Seoul, visiting a couple of shops here and there before heading to a nearby park. Gun's face softens unnoticeably at the sight of you cooing at the child; however, he quickly collects himself upon feeling numerous stares as they bore into his back.

Without you noticing, he tilts his sunglasses down slightly, glaring directly at the onlookers while his fist unconsciously clenches at his side. With a click of his tongue, he watches as they scamper down the street.

"It's getting late; we should head back," you yawn, tilting your head to the rapidly darkening sky. Gun only offers you a nod, reaching his hand out to yours to intertwine your fingers. The baby begins to sniffle, causing both you and Gun to turn to them. The sniffles slowly begin to grow louder and louder until they're full-on sobbing.

"You're kidding me..."

Quickly rushing back to the apartment, you remove the baby from the carrier and bring them to the bathroom. A few minutes and a lot of hand washing later, you return with a now happy baby snuggled in your arms. You place a peck on your lover's cheek, allowing the baby to freely roam the expanse of the couch. They crawl into Gun's lap, lightly tracing at the faded ink of his tattoos while he drifts off into a peaceful sleep.

Finding the scene adorable, you grab your phone, snatching a quick picture before quietly squealing to yourself. 

Bonus: 

The shrill sound of his phone rudely woke him from one of his few moments of peace. Glaring down at the caller ID, Gun could already feel his sour mood worsen.

"What the hell do you need, Goo? I told you, I don't do that kind of work any--"

"Aww, is Gunnie-Wunnie mad? You know, you actually look kind of cute with a baby. Makes your shitty style at least decent, I guess."

"My shitty style--wait. What do you mean "baby"?"

"Nothing! Bye~!"

Gun grumbles dazedly, thoughts shifting through the possibilities of how Goo could have figured out he took care of a baby. A ping from his phone echoes throughout the otherwise silent living room. He checks his phone once more, only to see it's an attached image from Goo. A blurry image of himself stares back at him. It's rushed, and anyone would have a difficult time making out the blob-like figure perched on his lap.

"Goddamnit, [Name]."

I hope you enjoyed this! Sorry for such a long wait tho lmao--

[alukaforyou]

err now that the city is sloooowly opening up um... time 2 deal w a new headache: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!

[yestrday]

ok so maybe you're gonna get tired of the whole bodyparts academy au BUT I've been brainrotting so hard my brain is like melting out of my ears dawg... i gotta get this out of my system or it WILL consume me... you know aethers like outfit?? his abdomen area(? idk waht its called english hard lol) hasnt left my mind its just/?!?!?!?! THE WAIST????? (men and their slutty waists smh) it just looks sooo good I want to bite and like put my hands on him and just manhandle him grraravdjñ, SO LIKE just imagine academy au mc jus kind of like obsessed with his abdomen area (again sorry dont know what its called 😭) who just coincidentally has their hands on his waist like ALL the time, and im just so curious abt how aether would react, would he show off?? would he be shy??? would he be running laps and screaming??? (idk how to end this im sorry words aren't wording how they should lmaoo)

the unbelievably deep sigh i just had when I saw this ask. and yet here I am, the sucker and fool. ready to do anything for genshin men and their impeccable body measurements.

i actually wrote something like this already 😭but I wanted to cop a feel for academy aether's tummy too yknow? or maybe I just cannot control myself when it comes to the twins

you might like: teyvat! aether and his little tummy <;33

oh, please. aether knows he's pretty. he is lumine's twin brother, after all! even before coming to this school he's turned heads left and right, so surely he could use his good looks to seduce the person of his dreams, right?

wrong.

whenever you snatch him by the waist, it’s protectiveness and not the perverted fondling he’d rather you’d do to him. aether is, after all, cute and petite. he looks like he can be easily overpowered by any of the students here and you just have that natural urge to protect him! you don’t know that aether can easily oneshot most of your harem members, but even if you did, what exactly would change?

when aether skips over to your side, you smile fondly at him and hug him by the waist to your side. it gets his heart pumping whenever you do that, hiding his flushed face behind his textbooks so you won’t suspect a thing. disappointment always floods his insides when you look at him like a brother and not a potential love interest. your waist is so small! you say like a naggy mother. you have to eat more!

it’s frustrating! lumine has to watch his brother scream into his pillow every night from her side of the room. she rolls over and tries to drown out his screams with a pillow.

“aether!” you one day call out to him. your bright smile once again beckons him to your side. he yelps when you slide a firm hand around his waist and pull him to your lap. his cheeks flush when hug him closer to your chest, and it takes everything out of him not to squirm. “i’ve got something to show you!” your breath tickles his ear and sends tingles down his spine. 

shuddering out a sigh, he forces a shaky grin as he tries his best to look enthusiastic. “is this about the anime you sent me last week?” you brighten up at his remembrance and chatter on and on to him. he makes his remarks too, fueling the conversation, and as it goes on your hands continue to rover about his abdomen. you’re such a mean senior, not even noticing the bright red blush on his face! was this on purpose? it has to be!

a single feather-like stroke of his abdomen sends him shuddering and keeling over. he gasps into your collarbone, hiding his blush and heart-eyed expression. “you’re so mean, senpai,” he whimpers into your skin. “teasing me like this...”

“i-i’m sorry...” the tension of the situation has now finally dawned on you, and you blush when you feel aether’s lips quivering on your skin. “i didn’t realize that...”

your words trail off as temptation seizes your hand to feel up his abdomen once more. toned as they were, the curves seemed so tiny and fragile as they fit into your hands. a lean and slender body, yet supple enough to serve as canvas for your marks...

ah, no! what kind of senior are you, teaching such lecherous thoughts of your junior! and yet... and yet...! your eyes dart to the corner, where the blonde student is currently shaking in your grasp. the cute and helpful transfer student who you viewed as a brother now looked more and more like prey in your hands. you gulp.

“i’m sorry, aether,” you whisper, sending an excited rush through his body. “but you look so pretty now...”

his tongue feels like lead as it quivers in his mouth, but when you settle him down on the couch and hover above him, he giggles like the closeted perverted maniac that he is.

“no worries, senpai ♡~” he laughs, bringing you closer by the neck. “make sure to appreciate me more okay?”

perhaps he’ll start rolling up his uniform after this, just to make the rest of your harem jealous ☆

[omenics]

ive had this idea.. say that mc is extremely good at spell drive like has amazing technique and power (almost on par with malleus) but since they’re in ramshackle, crowley let’s them pick which dorm they want to represent. how would the dorm leaders try and appeal and try to get you on their team? this can be any dorm leaders you want!! ty!

[𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄] 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 , leona, kalim, jamil, azul.

› ..[name] aka the best student in the school loses 90 years off of their life <3 gn reader. — this is so cool! tysm for the request

LEONA.

yk damn well he’d want you on his team

the second he hears that (honestly probably from grim or crowley or whatever) that ur close to malleus’ level?? bros hatching a plan already

said plan is going up to you and forcing asking you to be on savanaclaw’s team, dw he will ask nicely (spoiler he wont)

bro would probably be too scary to say no to. tbh im speaking from myself but he would just scare you into playing smh like hello leona be nice ;(

honestly hed probably just make ruggie ask and since its someone who isnt leona u’d say yes bc its not leona 😊 so u join either because of intimidation or just someone asking who isnt the dorm leader

KALIM, JAMIL.

tbh i think it wouldve been jamil’s idea

or just the dorm collectively agreeing that they’d have a chance to win

oh [name] is on par with malleus?? guess we have a new teammate 😊 not only for that tho dw theyre probably the only ones that actually like you

anyways it would be mean to say no to kalim hence why he asked. personally. this was all jamil’s plan bc he knows no one can say no to him because why would u hurt his feelings?????? thats just mean [name] 😐

god i sound like im babying him but i am not. in general no i dont wanna make him disappointed okay i would feel too guilty so you would be too

in conclusion youd join bc no one wants the best twst character to be disappointed 😪

AZUL.

i forgot if their dorm competes LMAO

but anyways in this they do and by the minute youre done talking youre playing with octavinelle bc theres no way hes not convincing you

mf is standing behind you with jade and floyd after they overhear ‘powerful’ and ‘choose’

i dont even know how but its probably just the shadiest bet sugarcoated in a way you absolutely cannot refuse. they have the worst blackmail too or smth. oh you ate worms as a kid? everyone’s gonna know if you disagree.

they even tell you ‘nd ur just like ‘how did you find out abt that????’

note i did not eat worms as a child that was my cousin

anyways your best best is joining azul if you cherish your ego and or reputation 😭

[strgaykids]

stray kids stan twit wilded out and like everyone joined a cult called hYpe🅱️eaSt fEliX it was quite amazing, look up hype beast felix on there it’s insane

why

[asian-ascian]

“I just fixed your entire Quirk, you cabbage.”

Can I just say that @simkjrs MSA au is lit as fuck and I’m so addicted to it that immediately after finishing the available chapters I rushed to draw that one line that forced me to put down my phone and laugh for ten minutes straight to the point where my own brother had to question if I was going crazy? This sassy child is me I stg

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

I’ve been thinking about the popularity poll and there’s so much that surprised me!

1.I knew Mikey would prob win 1st, but I thought Draken would be in a closer ranking to him

2.Also knew Baji would be on top 3, but it surprised me that Chifuyu was in there too, specially above Baji

3.Not that much of a surprise, but a bit disappointed that Kazutora wasn’t even in the top 10 (but thinking bout it now, there’s way too much insteresting characters to rank, so, like, its fair ig)

4.Peke J is so low on the ranking!!! I swore he would be higher!!

5.Peke J ihas a higher hanking than Shion lol

6.Hakkai is the least popular Shiba sibling! That’s understandable, but the thing that got me is that he’s the least by a lot!!! Reeeeally low!!

7.Also, Taiju is in 11th place???? Like, wow

8.Souya’s more popular than Nahoya, but they’re one after another in the ranking! True twin dinamic in there

9.In the other hand, Ran ans Rindou are not even that close, smh

10.Of course Wakasa’s the most popular from the 1st gen BD

11.Also, where’s Naoto???? Actually looking back at it I don’t see some other characters as well????

Maybe im just not reading it right and missing/mistaking something bc Im seeing directly from the japanese version with the little I know from japanese but yeah I just had to share my thoughts with you <3

Yeah! It really did suprise me that Draken was so low down too, really expected him to be higher. I was the other way around with Chifuyu and Baji though! I was expecting Chifuyu somewhere in the top 3 but not expecting Baji (he is barely in it compared to others). I was also a little disappointed over Kazutora too! I love him a lot so was hoping he'd do a little better.

Peke J being higher then Shion though lmao. I wonder if Peke J could beat him in a fight too? I was suprised by both Hakkai being the lowest Shiba sibling and Taiju ranking so high, I had no idea Taiju was so popular! I prefer Nahoya more myself but I was expecting Souya to do better, he does seem to be the more popular one on here too.

Lmao Ran is just beloved like that, not surprised about Wakasa either though I wonder if things would change now that we've had a lot more of Shinichiro's pov. Naoto is just constantly ignored by the fandom, he's so undeesppreciated.

[blanknamed]

what’s worse than crushing on a man? crushing on a sideman!!

i’m disappointed in myself dw

im disappointed in you too smh

[ayothatskindofhomoofyou]

my friends and i made this for school and got away with it.. how?

Background: children hatch out of eggs instead of being born because they're born over 6 feet tall unless they are a midget. Nobody is between the heights of 3 ft and 6 ft. They live in London in an alternate universe, hence why the people are so abnormal in height and lay eggs.

Setting: A small apartment in alt. London. 

Barnaby Heffley- 6’3 blue eyes and  short brown hair. He wears a black shirt with a brown leather jacket. Bleached blue jeans with little tears in it.His shoes are Nike Air Monarch 4 (his family descends from the Heffley family) short tempered. 

Chloe Heffley- 6’7 woman(her family descends from a group of massive female warriors who succumbed to laziness long ago. The genes remained) who also has blue eyes and happens to be a ginger. She tends to lose herself to emotions quickly.

Prue/Breya/Clemmie Heffley-  2 feet tall, has blonde hair, and Clemmie is the main body, and ate Prue and Breya in the womb. Their ghosts take over Clemmie’s mind and body sometimes, and the parents have just accepted that. Prue is very kind, Breya is very angry and mean all the time, and Clemmie has a strong southern accent.

Barnaby: [enters bedroom and sees soon to be ex-wife crying] [concerned and annoyed] right.. Whas all dis then?

Chloe: [weakly peeks over her shoulder at her soon to be ex-husband] luv… oi don’t know ‘ow long oi can keep doin dis… Our struggle is gettin to the kids…

Barnaby: I know luv.. I’ve been needing to talk to you about this for a while now.. [looks down in disappointment and pinches the bridge of nose]

Chloe: [stands up shakily, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she turns to face him] Barnaby���…. Moi teahs ahe as tuhbulen’ as a ragin queen………….. Oi’m afrai’ , so afrai’ that your tempah will get to Prue, Breya and Clemmie.

Barnaby: YOU KNOW IM TRYING TO-… you know im trying to keep myself under control init. It’s bit hahd 

Chloe: WEWLL AT LEASHTTTTTTT OI DON’ LET MOI ANGAH GE’ TO THE FAMIWLY, BAH-NAH-BEE!!! Oi sweah, youw definition uv TROYIN ISN’ ENOUGH! You can’t even satisfoi moi needs anymowe…..

Barnaby: WEWLL AT LEASHHTTTTTTT OI DONT HAVE AFFAIS WIF BLOODY MIDGETS!!

Chloe: [gasps cutely, placing her petite hands over her heart defensively as she begins to sweat] B-BARNABY. HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME UV SUCH A FING. 

Clemmie: [knocks on door] mothur plurse let meh een.

Barnaby: speak of the batty boy.

Chloe: [sighs] Clemmie, dahling, we can’t allow you to entah the room roight now. Mummy and Dahddy are havin a little chin-wag.

Breya: NO I WANT TO BE INSIDE NOW >:(     (idkman *Prue and Clemmie take the wheel* i guess lol)

 Prue/Clemmie: Okayyyyyyy

Chloe: All of you! All three of you, out! [swiftly turns to Barnaby, whispering] help me get the kids out. Now. They do NOT need to be brought into our dispute.

Barnaby: Kids! Out! [motions hands towards the door, pushing them out] go, go, go, go. *sigh*

[whispering] I think we need to.. Take a break.. You clearly don’t want to be with me if you had an affair with a MIDGET smh. You need to check yo self befoe you wrek yoself 

Chloe: [sighs, putting her ear to the door, mumbling to herself] good, they’re gone. [turns back to Barnaby] Barnaby, you just don’t treat me right anymore! You can’t satisfy my wants, let alone my needs! Hell, you can hardly provide for the children anymore! That “midget” treats me way better than YOUUUU ever could! He tells me I’m the fairest of the fair! And you? Why, you’re nothing more than a LECHEROUS PIG! You don’t truly LOVE me anymore, do you? 

Baraby: [looks down at the ground] i- … 

Chloe: “I” what, Barnaby. “I” what? Have you nothing to say for yourself? 

Barnaby: I dont. … I dont love you anymore. 

Chloe: [tears up a little, but blinks away the tears, sniffling harshly] That’s all I needed to hear. This has gone on too long. [turns her back to him]

Barnaby: ok.. Who gets the kids? 

Chloe: They are, quite literally, a package deal. They must decide on their own who they want to stay with.

(chainsaw noises in distance, actually right behind the door)

Barnaby: what the actual hewll is that..?

Chloe: [gasps in surprise]

(one foot of the bottom of the door has fallen)

(raggedy 1 foot tall possessed-by-two-ghosts child children trespasses)

Breya: YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!    TWO BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Clemmie takes over body)

Clemmie: What in tarnation??? Where am I???

(Prue takes the wheel)

Prue: Moemmy, dadday doesnt love you anymore????

Chloe: [the woman was too stunned to speak.]

Barnaby: CLEMMIE!! PULL THROUGH!! THEY’RE TAKING OVER AGAIN!!!

Chloe: YOU’RE STRONG, CLEMMIE!! BE STRONG!! FOR MUMMY!!

Barnaby: Great, now our little tussle is getting to ALL of them! They’re switching up on us like CRAZY!!

Chloe: Oh good heavens. We should have an exorcist sooner. The ghosts of our fallen children have yet to rest peacefully, and now they’re tormenting poor Clemmie!

Clemmie: (autotune southern screaming)

Chloe: Barnaby. We’ll save the paperwork for later. Call GO- nevermind. He’s not enough, contact the queen. We must save Clemmie, but mark my words, Barnaby, we are THROUGH.

Barnaby: ok fine, but we mustn’t waste any tiome.

lmk if you want more of this ;-;